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"Um...Kamakura...are you partying with friends?"

Looking at her cat, Yukino's expression was a little strange. What on earth were the cat and the dog doing when no one was around? The game console on the floor over there was probably the answer. Ashina Isshin on the TV screen...G? Neither she nor Hachiman had managed to defeat Ashina Isshin, right? ?

"A gathering with friends? I guess so. It's fun to watch this stupid dog play games." Licking his paw calmly, Kamakula did not reveal any tsundere taste and always maintained his elegance.

"By the way, Yukino, someone sent a wedding invitation while you were away. It's for Hachiman and you."

"Wedding?! Whose?!"

Hachiman stopped petting the dog instantly and focused all his attention on Kamakura's words. The invitation was given to Hachiman and Yukino instead of Yaki and Kazumi, so it was his own friends instead of his parents' friends.

Who is it! Who in my ordinary social circle is getting married? !

Did the devil man Jing Keai finally choose to find a beautiful wife, the only way to get out of being single?

The bride divided equally among Gokawa Shidao?

Senior Kasumigaoka wants Eriri to change her name?

God of War V: Atreus gets a new mother? Or maybe my father wants to break my legs. Although I haven't met Kousaka Kyousuke and his sister many times, as a human observer, Hachiman still sees everything.

There will definitely be a battle between the old and new gods of war (for sure), and Hachiman can totally imagine that scene where Kousaka Kiri... Pandora shouts "Stop fighting" on the side.

All in all, a series of ideas and CPs quickly formed in Hachiman's mind.

"Could it be my sister's..." Yukino's voice was trembling. She had never heard of a brother-in-law before. She had just come back from collecting dragon balls. Could it be that her sister had met someone she liked? !

It seems that there is a guy with a name similar to the protagonist of Ninja Gaiden who likes my sister. He was Ryu Hayabusa or Hayato. It's impossible. That guy doesn't look like the type who can successfully seduce my sister.

"Where is the invitation?" Yukino asked nervously.

"I put it...wait, it doesn't seem to be..." Kamakula raised his claws and slowly put them down. Suddenly he couldn't remember anything. All that was in his mind were the strokes of the word death.

Hurry up and finish what you are saying, Kamakura!! Even so, Yukino couldn't lose her temper with a cat. She could only freak out in her heart and feel bad alone, or... twist Hachiman's arm a few times to calm down.

"Oh, I remember, I put it in your room."

As soon as the words fell, the sound of dense footsteps "dong dong dong" was heard on the wooden floor.

"So Hachiman and Yukino like attending parties so much." Looking at the two of them rushing into the room, Kato Megumi said lightly.

Soon, the exclamations of Hachiman and Yukino could be heard from the room: "Maji Kuba Yashi!"

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Looking at the photos sent by Hikigaya-san, Gudako silently turned over the screen of her mobile phone and placed it on the table. Then she put her hands to her nose and fell into deep thought.

Five seconds, six seconds, seven seconds...

Picking up the phone again, Gudako created a new group chat, selected all friends, and excluded the old lady; excluded all King Arthur except the old sword; excluded Illya, Chloe, Miyu, and the three loli Monkey Shochu. It was obvious that all the servants of Rin and Sakura were excluded!

"Are there any women left out of the old lady's list?" Gudako frowned as she thought. There should be no more left on the list.

Chaldea emergency chat group established!

GGG?! A new chat group?! For emergencies only?!

Roman: It must be Merlin who's causing all this trouble.

Merlin: I only lied to you once, Romani.

Roman: You fooled me once?! It's been five years. Do you know how I spent those five years in Chaldea?

Mordred: Oh! I know this joke, Roman, you are playing Greedy Blue Moon, right?

Roman: ...

Mashu: Doctor, I wonder if you were fooled by those advertisements (worry)

Pendragon: Why am I the only King Arthur in the group? Where are the others?

Gudako: Arthur, first change your name to Old Sword.

Pendragon: ...Alright, Master.

Blackbeard: This is what is called darkness in the workplace.

Blackbeard was silenced for one hour.

Kiritsugu Emiya: Illya and the others are not in this group. Is there something we want to hide from Illya?

The old father, Emiya Kiritsugu, couldn't help but feel a little worried. It seemed that even Shirou was not in the group. There were only himself and Airi. Was there a conspiracy brewing against the Emiya family? !

Gudako: The purpose of this group is just to announce one thing, Shirou Emiya will be getting married the day after tomorrow!

Emiya Kiritsugu:?!

Irisviel: Shirou is getting married?! Why didn't I know?!

Xingbu Ji: When will the winner be decided? ! I want them all? !

Hokusai: I liked Illya more when I was young, and I think Illya is more suitable for Shirou Emiya's vision.

Medusa: Sakura will definitely win.

375. The truth is in the ordinary

It turned out to be that righteous partner? After closing the wedding invitation, Yukino became a little bored for a moment. It was time to go home and hint to her mother to urge her sister to get married. After all, she was almost graduating from elementary school in the United States. As a younger sister, she was really worried about her sister's lifelong happiness.

"Hey, what are you doing taking pictures of invitations?"

Looking at Hachiman who looked like he had a plan, Yukino was very curious. She felt like... were you planning to persecute someone again? Hikigaya Hachiman!

"Ok?"

"It's nothing. I just shared with my good friend Gudako that my other friend Shirou Emiya is getting married. It's quite normal, isn't it?" As the photo was sent, Hachiman shook his head calmly, his real thoughts perfectly hidden.

"Oh~~ You mean you want to know what expressions some Heroic Spirits will have when they see Shirou Emiya getting married, right?" Squinting her eyes, Yukino leaned forward to examine the evil-minded Hachiman. Now the losers of Chaldea could almost set up two tables. Really...

It's really exciting!!!

"Tsk tsk, Yukino, how can you look at me with such tinted glasses? Hikigaya Hachiman was just sharing an ordinary little thing with a friend."

"Besides, isn't the point Red A? The Heroic Spirit Emiya and the ladies who have romantic feelings for him are watching Shirou Emiya and others in the other world walk towards happiness. I, too, want Red A to fight for his happiness."

The two looked at each other and smiled at each other knowingly. Soon, the shrill and creepy laughter echoed in Hikigaya's house. Looking at the devil-like couple, Kamakula could only pull Sabrel and hide in the corner, trembling.

The cat owners seemed to be getting happier and happier. Would it affect the grilled fish tonight? Kamakura, squatting in the corner, was really trembling with worry about this matter. As for the evil plan against the Heroic Spirit Emiya? What does it have to do with me, an ordinary cat who hasn't learned to be a substitute yet?

RUA! Stand-in! How can I, Kamakura, be inferior to this stupid dog Sabre!

Kamakula suddenly became angry and scratched the ground frantically with his claws. Sabre seemed to be infected by this joy, so the cat and the dog were digging the ground happily.

swish - swish -

......

No matter what, a friend’s marriage is something worth blessing, and it would be even better if you could celebrate it in your spare time... and share it with others.

"I can see you all gathered through the glass at the street corner. Is it really okay to just hang up a sign saying the owner is pregnant and go fishing without any care, manager?"

Skillfully going behind the glass freezer, Hachiman took away two cheesecakes without any hesitation. Since the cafe was not open for business today, he could only do it himself. Besides, Touka seemed to have lost her soul over there, and it would be too cruel to use her as a waitress at this time.

Oh my, you have to use your own knife and fork.

"Hachiman-san, Ms. Yukino..." The manager of the Antique Cafe, former brother Oki Kanmu Hosogai, gave the Hikigaya couple a suggestive look.

Understanding, Hachiman nodded inconspicuously, and Yukino made an OK gesture.

How to comfort a lost girl who is in a state of confusion? Don’t underestimate us as Eriri’s friends!

"Touka-chan, wouldn't you like to welcome your brother Hachiman and sister Yukino?"

"Bang!" Dong Xiang hit her head on the table and was instantly awakened by reality. She roared, "What are you doing! You old man!"

"Let me reiterate, I'm an old hunter, not an old guy who is useless except for smashing cameras." Raising his index finger, Hachiman corrected Touka's wrong statement. One's powerful strength will always make people misunderstand that he is a character like the Twenty-Four Students.

"What a wonderful metaphor..."

"Aren't you back, Touka?" Yukino was relieved to hear Touka's complaints. Sure enough, stupidity is always a good medicine.

"I...just..."

Lying on the table, Dong Xiang was full of thoughts. Just like what the guest who wore glasses and looked very unrefined said that day, admiration is the farthest distance from understanding. In the comics drawn by Emiya senior, the heroine is Sakura, and she only saw the purple-haired attribute from it. She...

RUA! Emiya-senpai, so you like long hair? !

With the store manager's fatherly pleading, Hachiman thought it was time to get to the point: "Look at it more openly, Touka. In fact, you, a high school girl, are totally inappropriate for Emiya, a guy in his early thirties. Besides, isn't Kaneki getting along well with you? He's also handsome."

It appeared! Auntie-like comforting tone!

"His name is Sasaki Hiyo. There is no Kaneki Ken or Hikigaya-senpai here." Looking at Hachiman who suddenly looked like an auntie in the vegetable market, Touka was frowning. You are here to make people laugh, right? Very good, you have succeeded.

"I'm talking about that kid Fei Shi. Stop chasing stars, Touka. Besides, you're not a child anymore, so you should think about Kenshin." Hachiman advised.

Isn't Kenshin the child of Kaneki and I in the comics?!

Dong Xiang now really wants to flip the table.

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"Success! As expected, the old ladies everywhere are easy to talk to. I have got four tables of additional banquets for Chaldea!" Holding the wedding invitation, Gudako saw the door to joy.

Amidst the endless party struggles among the Rin faction, the Sakura faction, and the Illya faction, there are also a large number of pleasure parties who talk about the future. Despite this, there are still people who do practical things. The Prime Minister's letter of departure sent in the group chat made Gudako realize the serious flaws in the plan.

Shirou Emiya didn't invite me!

But it has been solved!

During the big fight where the comics invaded reality, Shirou Emiya met with the people of Chaldea. He brought all the participants of the Fifth War and a few cute little lolis, the same father as him, Kiritsugu Emiya, and used a set of tactics to solve the problem.

Even the old lady didn't know what was waiting for him.

Ha ha ha ha! ! ! !

376. Persecution brings happiness

The boiling hot tea slid down the tilted chopsticks, and gradually filled the porcelain bowl with the soup spoon with a subtle sound. The so-called Cantonese people would wash the bowls and chopsticks with tea before the banquet began.

Is this why you guys are so good at washing dishes?! Have you ever considered my feelings?

Rumi, who was sandwiched between Hachiman and Yukino, was confused. You two are both native Chiba people, right? Why do I see the customs and folkways of Higurashi in you? ?

During this time when he was in a daze in the United States, Hachiman had already washed the dishes for his lovely daughter with satisfaction. This feeling was really refreshing, just like wearing new underwear to welcome the New Year's morning~