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“But I’m already an adult!”

Covering her head, Gaia said unwillingly, you know, humans also call her "Mother Earth". If she becomes an adult, her breasts can kill several galaxies in one second.

In fact, the reason why he is so close to the Hikigaya family, besides for the sake of currying favor with them, is largely because Yukino is much more special than ordinary people. Of course, these are what is in his heart, so Gaia won't say them out loud. After all, it would be embarrassing to tell Yukino in person that he likes your specialness, hehe.

"And... why didn't you take my bowl and chopsticks? Don't you love me anymore?" Gaia whimpered a few times in grievance, and used Ultra Teleport to quickly complete the round trip between the kitchen and the sofa.

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"I called everyone here today for two reasons. First, hot pot is the specialty here and you have to try it. And..."

Inevitably, her eyes caught sight of the smiling young man standing next to her, so Gudako decided to order the dishes first so as not to make things difficult for the waiter.

Oh my god, it's all in Chinese. Looking at the menu, even the omnipotent Gudako couldn't help but twitch her eyes. She really only knows a little bit of Chinese.

Turning her head to look at the waiter, Gudazi said something in broken Chinese: "I'll teach you after I finish cooking."

"OK, OK." Holding back a smile, the waiter left the table of foreign tourists.

"What new and wonderful ideas do you have, Gudako?"

Roman complained as he fought with the pull ring of a can of Coke that wouldn't pop open. He wanted to add why they had to come all the way to Chongqing, but after thinking about it he decided not to. After Chaldea and the Casters learned how to use the portal, there wasn't much difference between coming to Chongqing for a hotpot at noon and going to the next street for a barbecue at night.

"I can't understand Chinese. Master Li, please order." After handing the menu to an old man from Zhongshan, Gudazi instantly felt relieved, then raised his hand and waved, "I want a large iced korokke."

Li Shuwen, who took the menu, was looking at it carefully. There was no shuangyan hotpot. Without a doubt, this was a Chongqing hotpot with a bottom line. Then, it was medium spicy, very spicy, very spicy, and extremely spicy.

We are all heroes, so there is nothing to be afraid of. Just ask for the opinion of the one who seems to have the lightest taste.

"Mr. Roman, can you eat spicy food?" Li Shuwen asked kindly.

After thinking about it, Roman gave his answer. In the past, when he worked in Chaldea until very late, he would sometimes cook noodles when he was hungry, and then mix it with some garlic chili sauce or something. It was just chili, but he was already used to it. "Okay, it shouldn't be a big problem." Roman nodded with a smile.

“I remember the legend about Solomon forcing the Queen of Sheba to eat hot peppers.” Putting his hand on Roman’s shoulder from behind, Da Vinci’s smile turned dangerous.

The story goes that Solomon promised not to touch the Queen of Sheba on the condition that she also forbade touching anything in his palace.

Then Solomon used a lot of spicy food in the banquet for the Queen of Sheba, which made Sheba thirsty in the middle of the night. In the end, she only found a bottle of water in Solomon's room and drank it all. The Queen of Sheba broke her oath first.

"Solomon used a very despicable method to cheat a girl of everything."

Whispering softly in Roman's ear, Leonardo's fingers also gently stroked Roman's neck. Who knows if Mr. Roman would want to go back and summon his ex-girlfriend while eating hot pot.

"Who...Who is Solomon? He has nothing to do with me, Roman." Roman said tremblingly.

"Really, Roman?" Leonardo demanded.

Didn't I ask you to come out and look at the Chaldea photo album... Gudako muttered in her heart. In fact, after coming to this world, Gudako, as the savior of humanity, found that she could no longer be the C, especially referring to the daily battles of Mr. Hachiman, Ms. Yukino, and Ms. Kato.

Suddenly I want to become stronger. The fighting style of the Magical Heroic Spirit Training Master can no longer satisfy Gudako's dream of being handsome. I can improve myself. Everyone says that I have great potential.

356. Brand new tiles

"Actually, Master, if you want to improve your personal combat ability, I have an idea."

Someone has come up with an idea. This should make Gudako happy, but... Why is it so weird to see Mother Emiya talking to her calmly while accurately putting equal amounts of food into the bowls of Daimo, Sakura, and Rin?!

"Why don't I have a share, Onii-chan?"

Illya stood up suddenly by pressing the table, puffing her cheeks angrily, and glared at Red A with great dissatisfaction. She couldn't stand it. Her brother picked up food for those three women, why did he leave her out? Even if they are brother and sister, isn't it enough to love each other?

"Yeah! Me neither!" Xiao Hei, who was sitting next to Illya, bared his teeth viciously, obviously unable to accept this scene which was tantamount to a stock market crash.

In comparison, Miyu is indeed a good child and a reassuring sister, but her wandering eyes always make people feel that she is not so calm in her heart.

The old lady is really sinful, Gudako couldn't help but sigh in her heart. I guess even Medusa, who had been to Emiya's house for dinner, had some of the same sins... although the degree was not as serious as those in front of her.

"You guys are sitting so far away, so... it's okay to pick it up yourself." Red A said helplessly.

Sakura was the first to say, "Senior, can you give me some meatballs?" Oh, what a gentle and ordinary request. Then Rin and Saber instinctively followed suit. Perhaps Rin was unwilling to be outdone, and Saber was just being intuitive...

We are all heroes! Can’t we just pick up our own food?

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't be sitting here."

Putting down his chopsticks expressionlessly, Siegfried opened his mouth to apologize. To the left of Red A were Rin and Sakura, and to the right were King Arthur and himself. Looking at the lolis who stood up beside him with dissatisfied faces, Siegfried knew that it was all his fault.

"I'm really sorry." Siegfried said again.

"Hey, hey, you've completely strayed from the topic! Let me finish speaking my mind before you fight for the position of Madam Emiya!!"

Shouts, decisions, and the dust settled. Gudako's simple speech silenced the entire audience. Illya and Chloe sat down silently with red faces. Only the sound of the hot pot bubbling continued to be heard. Everything that had just happened was like a mirage.

What is this, using a command spell to order myself to make a choice?

The term "Mrs. Emiya" is too provocative. Red A can already imagine what he will face next. As a partner of justice... can he find a way to make everyone happy?

Maybe you can ask Kratos how he handles his emotional problems when you have time. Seeking advice from elders about life, Red A thinks this is very reliable. As for Kiritsugu? It's inconvenient for his mother to stay with him all the time.

After thinking about his own business, Red A turned his attention back to the Hot Pot Heroic Spirit. The projection magic was activated, and a comic book appeared on the table. The cover was of Illya, who was dressed very proudly.

"Master, this is what I wanted to say."

"Magical Girl Illya? Actually, at my age, wouldn't it be... a bit embarrassing to wear a magic wand and a skirt?" Gudako looked a little shy, hesitating.

"G?! Don't take my comics out here!"

Looking at herself exposed on the cover, Illya's red face seemed to be smoking, and she hurriedly grabbed the comic.

I wouldn't wear something that looks so ostentatious! I'm not Mashu! And Shirou showing everyone his sister's sexy photos is really despicable!

Not knowing that his reputation was being damaged, Red A continued, "It's not a magical girl, Master. It's the dream summoning that appeared in the comics, the ultimate in replacement magic. I'm asking for your strength."

"Replacement magic?" Gudako muttered with a strange expression.

"Although I have summoned the magical girls Illya and Miyu, I always feel that this replacement magic is very strange. Looking at its function, it can be regarded as magic. Why do we need to study sub-servants when we have such a thing? It's just like in the game Zombie Crisis, when guns are so powerful, but they still spend a lot of money to study the D virus. It's incredible."

(PS: Zombie Crisis was produced by a frustrated former Umbrella Corporation researcher.)

After complaining for so long in one breath, Gudako picked up the ice and started to hit it with a barrage of bangs.

"No, Master, dream summoning really exists!" Holding the comic book that tells her own story, Illya cried out from the bottom of her heart. This scene looked very much like a pirate king who was about to be executed.

"Is that so... Since the lovely Illya said it, it must be true."

At the same time, Rin and Sakura's eyes suddenly became sharp. They both had always suspected that Gudako's surname was actually Emiya. Shirou/senpai, is there someone else who is not present?

"Say something, doctor. Aren't you the Magic King? It's your turn." Gudako stretched out her finger and carefully touched Roman's lips, which were swollen from the spicy heat, and showed an unscrupulous smile.

"Tsk tsk, doctor, you can eat spicy food, right?"

"sdghhj..." Roman made an unrecognizable sound.

"Ah? What are you talking about? I understand it completely. I'll work overtime to get it done when I get back." Gudako leaned close to Roman and listened carefully, and nodded in a serious manner.

"As expected of a doctor, you are still so reliable." With a satisfied smile, Gudako waved her hand and said, "Boss, pay the bill!"

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"Welcome everyone. Today, I, the genius scientist Da Vinci, will introduce to you the latest Master Equipment developed by Chaldea - the Heroic Knight System."

While listening to Leonardo da Vinci's enthusiastic opening remarks, Gudako looked at the most conspicuous object on the table. If she had to describe it, it was a rectangular block with strange grooves and a weird joystick on the right, the meaning of which was unclear.

Is it a creative DJ machine?! Is the joystick used for DJing?!

"Hey, Leonardo da Vinci, what are those bottles and jars around here from? Why did you draw everyone's appearance on them?" Gudako asked, raising her hand.

"This is a small bottle that records everyone's spiritual information. The photo is attached for easier identification. Then just do it like this..."

The Einherjar driver turned into a belt around his waist, and Da Vinci picked out two bottles from the pile of bottles on the table.

"Watch out, Gudako, this is how you will fight from now on."

【Archer Arash】

【Caster·Kong Ming】

【Are you ready? 】

"The malice in this combination is about to overflow." Gudako complained lightly.

357. Thought I was upset today?

I am not the same person I was yesterday. Gudako thinks this sentence is very suitable for her. Although she looks like a girl with a side ponytail now, Gudako knows very well that she has evolved many times on her way to growth.

Childhood: Neighbors said she was cute and sensible, and they wanted to take a super cute little Loli home to raise her. Then, with this unparalleled charm, she attracted a little Ritsuka. Well, Gudako knew that there was nothing she could do about it.

Growth period: A beautiful girl with excellent physical fitness, especially strength. One time when she went to the amusement park with her childhood sweetheart Fujimaru Ritsuka, she thwarted a suspicious transaction between men in black. After assisting the police in arresting the criminals, she donated blood with Ritsuka on the way home. She was found to have the qualifications for spirit particle transfer, so she went to Chaldea with Ritsuka because it was interesting.

Mature stage: His natural luck is revealed, and together with Ritsuka who was by his side, he became the only Master who remained unscathed in the explosion of Chaldea. He then embarked on a journey to save the 'Grand Order'. At this time, his physical fitness was already able to easily deal with the Ryuga Soldiers.

——Gudako's cry when Olga Marie sacrificed herself caused the Demon Pillar Flauros to be unable to move for a very short period of time. This incident was mentioned in a casual chat after Black Saber was summoned.

Complete form: 'Grand Order', the magnificent journey of saving humanity like the Fire Passing Path has ended. No one was sacrificed on Olga's journey back. He was officially given the useless title of Color Magician by the Magic Association. He is the Master recognized by the heroes and is currently taking all the heroic spirits to a different world known for its peace and tranquility.

——The perfected Gudako would occasionally go hunting in the new era of Yharnam (as the old hunter Kato Keiken said), using heavy crossbows and Heroic Spirits or the hunters she met by chance to bully the Boar King, Blue Bear Beast, the most common Fire Dragon couple, etc. She learned the hunting skills to absolutely avoid them, and with the help of the Heroic Spirits, she put together a set of Kirin suits, but rarely wore them.

Ultimate Form (Evolving): Gudako, who feels her own lack of strength for the first time in a long time, has the idea of ​​becoming stronger. The Knight of Heroes system proposed by her righteous partner Shirou Emiya and developed by the genius scientist Leonardo da Vinci is finally handed over to Gudako. What will be the end of this power? !

......

"This groove can be expanded. It looks like it can hold several Heroic Spirit Bottles at the same time."

Playing with her new belt, Gudako muttered, pressing her hands on both sides of the bottle groove, and pulling with a little force, the hidden bottle slot appeared. Hmm, it seems that she can achieve the trinity; everyone, lend me the power of bondage.

There are so many heroes, who will become stronger when they work together?

The pockets of the clothes that Director Olga helped to modify are now no different from warehouses. By putting her hands in the pockets, Gudako can take out the Heroic Spirit Bottle or gift outfit she wants with just a thought. Of course, if the object is larger, she cannot take it out of the pocket, such as a heavy crossbow, she needs to take it out from the inside of the coat, which is reasonable.

"If Black Jeanne and Jeanne d'Arc are combined, they must be a perfect match. The armor that manifests the power of the Heroic Spirit must also be very symmetrical. Hmm, Savior Witch? I feel like this name represents something even more terrifying... Then... Vengeance Saint?"

Gudako gave up thinking. Even if she wanted to come up with a name for every pair of Heroic Spirit Bottles, the number of names she would need to think of would be... well, a not-too-difficult arithmetic progression summation problem.

But the problem cannot be solved by just knowing the quantity!!!

Fiddling with the bottle of heroic spirits in her pocket and humming a barbecue song along the way, Gudako soon arrived at her destination. The surroundings were being rebuilt in full swing, but there was only one small house, the Hikigaya residence, which was very quiet. Anyway, she had to show Komachi the transformation of her handsome and reliable sister Gudako!

"Ding-dong-ding-dong-"

The melody of the doorbell makes people feel peaceful. Hachiman-san's family is really particular. Gudako, who pressed the doorbell lightly, was also sighing silently.

With a click, the door opened and it was a familiar face, not surprisingly, "Are you here to play with Komachi, Gudako?"

Miss Yukino opened the door and smiled gently when she saw herself, just like a mother welcoming her child's friends. The youthful and immature taste of a wife was fully displayed in her homely dress and young face.