Ministry Action Records

321.Everyone’s Happy Daily Life

"Is this the last unobtained Infinity Stone on Earth?"

Looking at the super robot with red skin but not a romantic appearance in the photo, Hachiman has realized that the target person is a tough guy, and it is definitely not an easy task to take the Mind Gem from him.

"Come and take a look at this guy called 'Vision', Yukino. How precious is he to have the Infinity Stones embedded in his head? Does it look good? Wouldn't it satisfy him even if he wore it as a necklace?"

Looking at the photo carefully, Hachiman still shook his head in disbelief. This kind of fashion taste was far beyond the comprehension of ordinary people. He was worthy of being a member of the Avengers. He was as extraordinary as Thor, the God of Thunder he had met before. It was incredible.

Looking at Hachiman who kept shaking his head like he knew what was going on, Yukino lowered her head and silently rolled up the documents given by Kurumi into a stick. She gave up lying comfortably on the sofa and stood up slowly, trying not to make her movements too obvious and quietly, so as not to be noticed by Hachiman...

Definitely give this funny guy a pat on the head!

"Have you ever really read the information Kurumi gave us?!"

What kind of genius thinking circuit is it to embed gemstones on your head because you like them? Since you have received the reward, you should complete the commission seriously. As for now? Jiao Yi Tu Duan Kong Zhan!

Yukino jumped forward on the sofa. Although she staggered a bit because the sofa was too soft, it was not a big deal as the whole set of movements was still very smooth.

The feeling came, and the paper tube held by Xueno also ushered in the peak of its paper life, roaring forward with the power of a fierce dragon, but it cut into the air...

The mighty dragon landed in the air, and the strong wind it created only made the hair on Hachiman's head a little ruffled. The target itself was still twisting its snake skin, probably as a mockery. It seemed that several mysterious words were floating next to Hachiman, giving people a feeling of self-dubbing.

——'I avoided it, Yukino~~'

"You are smiling happily too, Mr. Hachiman." Yukino raised her head and looked at Hachiman with a very kind smile on her face.

"Let's play a game, you are not allowed to hide away~~"

The hardworking Abyss has also taken on the responsibility of temporarily protecting the furniture. Scenes of couples playing that are unimaginable to ordinary people are happening every day in the Hikigaya family. This is... the world of the strong.

At this moment, the item that served as the commission was lying quietly on the table, next to the pistachios and candy boxes. Only the two ordinary numbers "77" could be vaguely seen in the swirling black mist.

......

"Hachiman-san, Yukino-san, we now have two Infinity Stones in our hands."

After returning to the New York Temple, Kuang San couldn't help but reveal a look of great joy on her face. Her perfect plan was going so smoothly. Looking at the couple sitting right opposite her, Kuang San slowly placed the Eye of Agamotto and the Space Gem on the table.

Although both of them are mine, I still have to make it look like they are the result of everyone’s hard work, hahahaha!!!

Cough...cough cough...don't get me wrong, I, Tokisaki Kurumi, am definitely still the representative of decency.

"My friend has the same ideal of protecting the world as me. Now the last Infinity Stone on Earth is in his hands..."

Speaking in a very friendly tone and making very nice lies, Kuang San slowly put a photo on the table and pushed it towards Hachiman and the others. That's right, under my great plan, even Mr. Hachiman and Ms. Yukino offered their loyalty for free. Just as I and Mashu envisioned, I am such an excellent

"Hey, hey, hey, don't go." Crawl- ing forward skillfully over the desk, Kurumi quickly hugged Yukino's black-silk thighs.

"There's only one left, Sister Yukino. Vision has the Mind Stone and a girlfriend, and I'm a single guy and I can't compete with this couple who show their affection all the time." Holding onto Yukino's thighs tightly and refusing to let go, Kurumi cried miserably.

By the way, this thigh feels really great.

"Go find your Shidou." Being hugged by a very embarrassing elf, Yukino just wanted to break free as soon as possible. Let go! The embarrassing aura was contagious!

"Sister Yukino, you are deliberately bringing up my sad story. There are nearly a dozen women in the Gokawa family. I am already exhausted just trying to keep my position as the eldest wife. My teacher is filming all day long. Even though I am her apprentice, I have never seen Sherlock Holmes. All I have to do is work overtime at the Temple. I am so miserable~~"

"Kyousan, you...let go first." Yukino said with a complicated expression. By the way, does the Shidao family have more than a dozen spirits now? And when did you become the first wife? ?

And... you fell into the trap! Kurumi!

The moment Kuang San relaxed a little, Yukino quickly broke free from her restraints, had already planned the escape route with her eyes, and ran away. She even helped you grab the gems?! Why don't you go home and play with Xiao Liumei when you have time?

"Wait! I have a reward, this is a commission!" Kuang San stretched out her hand and shouted. Tsk tsk, she wanted to act and fool people, but the despicable hunter only looked at the reward.

Stopping suddenly, Hachiman turned around, looked at Kurumi warily, waved his hand and said, "I'm not interested in money right now."

"It is something you cannot refuse. You must know that a supreme wizard with the Eye of Agamotto can do things that are unimaginable to people, although the Temple does not approve of the casual use of the power of the Eye of Agamotto."

As she spoke, Kurumi slammed a suitcase on the table, a triumphant smile on her face.

"A gift from 2077 that has minimal impact on the river of time and is copied to the future timeline. Do you know how many Kurumi were exhausted in order to completely copy those codes? Mr. Hachiman, Ms. Yukino, I'm losing some hair~~"

"grass!"

Under Kurumi's smiling gaze, Hachiman accepted the commission humiliatingly. After all, this was a gift that no human could refuse.

————————————The follow-up dividing line of Mashu’s dark history————————————

Mashu woke up without any serious problem after fainting that day. After learning that Miss Tokisaki was fine, our little Mashu just blushed and said something insignificant. She thought she had fooled everyone and did not notice the sinister smiles on other people's faces.

The New Chaldea that is being prepared in the uninhabited area of ​​City Z is under construction in full swing. Many heroes who are not very interested in hunting have migrated from Higurashi and are now hunting monsters, aliens, and things that inexplicably come out of the cracks in the other dimension.

On such a peaceful day, an evil plan against Mashu is unfolding.

"Hey, Lancelot, do you want to know how to make Mashu happy? I have a great method~"

The Berserker-class Yangtze River Knight, who was clearly set to be irrational, suddenly stopped and silently turned to look at Gudako who had just spoken. Beside Gudako were Merlin, Tamamonomae and a bunch of other naughty kids who were there to watch the fireworks.

Without saying a word, the Yangtze River Knight quietly walked to stand in front of Gudako.

"First, you have to remember the clothes of the woman in the photo, as well as the weapons in her hands and her posture." Putting the elf-like Kurumi in front of Kurumi, Gudako explained step by step.

"Remember? I also have side and back photos of this outfit. Take a look at them all, and look carefully." Gudako took out several photos in a row.

Uttering an indescribable syllable, Kuanglan nodded.

"Very good, Lancelot, believe me, Mashu will be very happy next." Gudako said happily.

"I will use the Command Spell to assist you, Lancelot. First, find yourself on the sword steps and have him stand in front of Mashu and keep smiling. Then you stand next to the sword steps and use the Noble Phantasm 'Not for One's Own Glory' to transform into Mashu. Remember, the clothes and weapons must be the same as the girl I showed you just now." Gudako reminded.

"Finally, 'Come out, Kekedi.' Remember this pronunciation? Then quickly strike the pose in the photo. I will use the Command Spell to help you speak."

It was a very simple and clear plan. Kuanglan understood it. Mashu would be very happy, and she would bring herself, a swordsman, to witness it.

"Here, I'll give this note to you at the Sword Stage." Gudako handed the note to Kuang Lan.

The man in black armor took steps to please his daughter.

......

"Keep smiling and don't talk, come with me?" Looking at the words on the note, Lancelot had no idea what he, a Berserker, wanted to do, but he just did it. As a Knight of the Round Table, he should never refuse a reasonable request!

"G? Sir Lancelot and...father?"

Dad is calling me! ! Lancelot instantly covered his heart, even though Mash was calling Lancelot.

Turning in the opposite direction, she distanced herself from Lancelot. After a flash of light, Kuanglan turned into Mashu. She was wearing clothes that Mashu would not want to reveal to others even if she died... Miss Tokisaki's clothes...

Why is this happening? And Lancelot, what are you laughing at? Do you know something...

At this moment, Gudako happened to pass by with a large group of heroic spirits. However, Mashu could no longer care about so many things. Another self of hers was making a gesture engraved in her DNA.

"Come out, Emperor Keke."

As expected... I still think he is very handsome. Looking at the scene in front of her, it was as if she had seen it in the mirror before. Mashu smiled with relief. She saw it, she saw it, everyone saw it, they definitely knew it... hehe, there is nothing to be afraid of anymore.

“Lord—Camelot!!!”

322. Hachiman's Brutal Theory

The flight to the other side of the ocean glided off after accelerating from the runway with a roar. However, this obviously had nothing to do with Hachiman, who was curled up at home holding his cat and watching Yukino play Cyberpunk 2077. Although he was planning to take the thing on the head of a certain Avengers member not long ago, but...

There is no need to take a plane. Do you want to have a coincidental encounter with Mr. Joe on public transportation, or do you think the visa is too convenient?

After the plan is complete, just open the portal and arrive at the scene directly. The skills that the Supreme Sorcerer has taught you are still very useful.

Seeing that Yukino was about to press the option to complete character creation, Hachiman finally couldn't help but reach out to stop her.

"Well...why don't we change the gender of the protagonist?" Hachiman suggested weakly. The rough guy on the screen might appear again in the real-time CG, so let's change him!

"That's it? Playing a female character?"

With half-closed eyes staring at Hachiman who was holding her wrist, Yukino asked with a strange expression, it was rare to see this guy so serious in daily life, was it to... change gender? I don't quite understand you, a hardcore player, well, really a hardcore player who has been burned to ashes by the ancient dragon.

"Trust me, it will enhance the gaming experience." Hachiman nodded confidently and gave Yukino a determined look.

"Since you recommend it so strongly, let's change it." Yukino said without much concern.

I just went back to the character's face-changing position and changed the gender. It didn't take Xueno more than three seconds. As expected, I still don't understand why I should play a female character.

It is completely the original face shape given by the system!!

Seeing that Yukino was already getting familiar with the basic button operations, Hachiman could only complain silently in his heart. If he suggested going back and pinching a more unique face... he was afraid that there would be another fight at the Hikigaya family. So, he was given another task to let Yukino experience the fun of pinching the face!

"Hey, Hachiman, have you thought about Kurumi's commission? Shall we just go and... complete it?" Yukino asked, swallowing back some words that were not in line with her upright identity.

It is a hunter's characteristic to solve commissions while playing games! It is just like the dinner table culture!

"Wait a moment." After saying that, Hachiman carefully placed the target person's relevant information on the ground one by one. Sure enough, his suggestion to think slowly while playing the game was right. While listening to the excellent soundtrack in the game, Hachiman could feel that his thinking became more agile.

I am no longer the man who focused on the strange aesthetic style of Vision! Now I am the mastermind who can solve the commissions with wisdom alone, Hachiman!

"What are you doing, Kamakura..." As soon as the information was laid out, a cat lay on it seductively and prevented you from working. Hachiman was helpless.

"Sorry, when I saw the papers laid out so neatly I couldn't help but want to lie down on them." Kamakula explained seriously, but his body turned over again as if he was out of control. Perhaps he was satisfied with making the papers a mess?

Cat instinct? After thinking about it, Hachiman, who was sitting cross-legged, placed Kamakura on his lap. It used to like staying here. When Komachi was not around and had no other choice...

After settling the cat down, Hachiman began to explain his plan that did not require any hands-on work.

"Let me briefly tell you my thoughts, Yukino. Vision has a girlfriend, Wanda, also known as Scarlet Witch, who is also a member of the Avengers. Vision listens to her very much. If we can get her to say, 'Vision, why don't you give the Mind Stone to them?', then the rule of victory will be set."

After pressing the pause button of the game, Yukino turned her head and looked at Hachiman subtly. The plan was clear, so...

"Will you still use this kind of magic that completely distorts other people's minds? Hunter Hachiman-san."

It was really too evil. Yukino was sure that such a spell would never be allowed to be used easily even in Higurashi. What a villainous act it was. He might even be able to make Wanda and Vision break up on the spot.

"There is no such spell, Ms. Yukino, please don't overthink it." Don't even think about what the hunter is playing! In fact, our minds and wills have long been... indestructible!

Although there is the Witcher-style Seal of Axis, it is used for catching wild game, such as putting a cute bamboo rat into a coma, and it does not damage its body like using a bow and arrow.

"Come over here first and take a look at Wanda's life story, Yukino."

Out of habit, Yukino looked down upon the despicable smile on Hachiman's face and snatched the paper from Hachiman's hand.

"A mutant whose ability is to release red light waves of extremely unknown power from both hands. What the hell, Ultraman? This must have been written by Kurumi." Complaining about the strange content on the paper, Yukino continued reading and soon found the content about Hachiman's life experience.

"Her biological father is actually Magneto, who led the 'Brotherhood of Mutants', but she doesn't know it, and the teacher who knows it didn't tell her. Sure enough, the old teacher is a bad guy."

Ah, this first-person perspective, this information was definitely compiled by Kurumi herself, Yukino is very sure.

"So what do you want to do?"