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Patting Heimdall's shoulder vigorously, Thor laughed proudly and said, "Heimdall is just too lonely guarding the Rainbow Bridge. No one is there to chat with him. He has too few friends and poor social skills. Tsk tsk."
How could Odin give birth to such a stupid son like you?
"What medicine do you need? Just describe your condition to me and I'll have someone get it for you." Thor waved his hand nonchalantly.
"Uh, it's a blue square thing, I think it's called a Rubik's Cube."
"Can your mother really eat that stuff?" Based on the other party's description, Thor only thought of one thing. Asgard does have it, but as soon as he finished speaking, Thor raised his hand and gently covered his mouth. What he said just now... seemed a bit impolite.
"You should try it. An old Chinese doctor recommended it to me."
Traditional Chinese Medicine! Thor understood and opened his eyes wide. Earth is a magical place. Last time when Thor went to see the place called the Hero Association, he met a bald man who easily lifted his hammer. He was too strong. As for traditional Chinese medicine, Tony said that the people in that country can make anything into food. It's terrible.
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"Sister, is there anything I can help you with?"
A brown loli who only wore a mask and no black clothes sneaked into the Hundred Gymnastics Group and weakly asked the big sister with a purple long ponytail about the Hundred Faces. She was the most precious personality among the Hundred Faces Hassan who was a heroic spirit - Loli Hassan.
Loli Hassan was originally a little girl who had no conversation ability, no memories, and no awareness that she was a part of Hassan Sabbah. When Hassan the Hundred Faces was captured and tortured by the enemy, he brought this personality to the surface to keep the secret.
However, once this matter was known by the masters, it was destined to become a thing of the past forever. Jiujiumeo used his life to understand the truth that loli is meant to be loved.
Little Jack, the patron saint of children, told Jiujiu Mao that it is wrong to bully children, and Wang Hassan agreed.
Gudako said that since Loli Hassan is your split personality anyway, why not let her learn to speak? Wang Hassan nodded.
Komachi was so pitiful holding the loli Hassan. Not only was he not recognized by other Hassans, he was often bullied by other Hassans. The bell rang, and Baimao tried to explain but failed.
Since then, Baimao has learned the ability to add new settings to the split personality, and in the later period he split the 101st clone, Mr. Qin Baimao.
"Oh, little ancestor, why did you come out?" Looking at the sensible little Loli who wanted to help the adults, Sister Baimao was now panicked. Asgard was so dangerous, what if Loli Hassan was injured? Ninety-nine Faces could die, but she couldn't be in trouble!
"Because I want to help my brother and sisters, and... it's boring to be alone..." Oh, listening to the soft voice, it breaks one's heart. God knows how long Hyakumao has worked hard to adjust the voice that will satisfy Gudako and Komachi.
"No...boring?"
From now on, you must make Loli Hassan's happiness the priority of your actions. Staring blankly ahead, Sister Baimao seemed to see the phantom of Gudako standing in front of her, smiling and giving a thumbs up, while King Hassan stood behind Gudako in silence.
"Then go and help find a blue square one. When you find it, just come back and tell your sister. Don't touch it casually." Squatting down, Sister Baimao rubbed Loli Hassan's head. This is me rubbing myself!
"I know! Blue and boxy."
My brothers and sisters are all here, so I should go to a place where there is no one to help look for her. Yes, that’s right, that’s it. Turning left and right, Loli Hassan skipped and jumped towards a place where there was no one.
......
What does a prisoner usually think about? What to eat for lunch and dinner? Of course not. Loki is not the kind of person who is content with what he has to do. If he is content with what he has to do, he would not be caught and imprisoned. So, today, Mr. Loki is still thinking about how to escape from prison.
Outside the glass-like transparent wall, the scenery remains unchanged... a little girl?!
Walking towards him was a girl Loki didn't know. She looked happy and kept knocking on the door every few steps. Loki thought this was probably the innocence of childishness.
After a moment's thought, Loki quickly straightened his clothes, then applied hairspray to his hair with his bare hands. As the god of trickery, he should do the following: first, always maintain his appearance; second, never miss out on any opportunity to make use of it; third, run away when he sees the Hulk.
Loki knocked lightly on the transparent wall, and the sound attracted the little girl as expected. The girl leaned her head against the transparent wall. Although she was wearing a skull mask on her face, Loki thought... it was probably for fun. Upon closer inspection, the style was quite rough.
"Hey, are you playing games with your friends, or are you lost? If you can't find the way out, I can help you. It's really easy to get lost in this place. I got lost when I was a kid playing hide-and-seek with my friends here. I cried for a long time before I was found."
"I...my friends and I are playing a game of hiding things." The big brother on the other side of the glass gave Loli Hassan a feeling of Gudafu, because sister Gudako said that Fujimaru Ritsuka was hers, so she called him Gudafu.
This smile really looks like that of Gudafu brother. There must be a lot of boys who like this person, Loli Hassan thought innocently.
Very good, it’s worthy of me to build a relationship with the innocent little girl so easily. Encouraging myself, Loki didn’t know that it was his gay temperament that attracted the girl.
"A game of hidden objects? What are you looking for? Can big brother play with you?" Loki said in an expectant tone. The things that can break the seal are in Odin's treasure house. All they have to do now is ask the little girl to help get it and open the door, and then they can play the game of hidden objects together.
The Master said that we should ask questions boldly, and my brother looks so...
"We are looking for something...blue and boxy. Brother, if you know anything about it, can you tell me?"
A blue square?! Loki instantly remembered something he once held in his hands - the Cosmic Cube. Why would a seemingly harmless little girl appear in the depths of Asgard? Why was she looking for the Cosmic Cube?!
However, we cannot miss the opportunity to escape.
Keeping a calm smile on his face, Loki said, "The blue square one? I seem to have some impression of it, but I accidentally locked myself in here and can't get out. You can help me get it first..." The next moment, the sound of hurried footsteps reached Loki's ears.
"SHIT...Why should I say I know..."
I was careless! Loki suddenly woke up.
"You bunch of idiots! You actually let the little ancestor walk away?! Scared?! You haven't heard the sound of bells for a long time, so you feel itchy, right?"
"Aren't you usually the one who's in charge of looking after her?"
"How dare you kiss my lips?!"
Condemning himself in frustration, Bai Mao quickly walked deeper into the cave. Fortunately, it was easy for him to find himself. It was certain that Loli Hassan was not injured.
Following the sound, Loki saw a large group of people wearing skull masks. Only the girl in front of him was wearing white. It was hard to imagine that this ordinary little girl was the leader of this group.
"Sister, this guy said he knows where the blue square thing is." Pointing at Loki, Loli Hassan said excitedly.
Even at this time, Loki still couldn't hear any hint of trickery in the little girl's voice. As the god of trickery, Loki was very sensitive to this aspect. It seemed that the girl was just playing a game of hidden objects with her friends without any purpose.
I have to admit that it was me, Loki, who lost in terms of acting.
"What do you think?" The big sister who came over rubbed the loli's head and lowered her voice to ask the second-in-command next to her for his opinion.
A well-dressed but imprisoned man, the prison is also exquisite everywhere, and the other party even said that he knew the location of the Infinity Stones.
"He looks like a former minister who failed in his attempt to usurp the throne, but the emperor chose to put him under house arrest because of his hard work and great contributions."
"Second in command, plotting to usurp the throne has always been punishable by death, without exception. Have you read the history books?" Sister Baimao complained.
"Then let's change it to the prince who failed to force his father to abdicate. Are you satisfied, Big Sister?"
"I'm not satisfied with your attitude." Sister Baimao shook her head.
Since this person might know the location of the Infinity Stones, it seems inevitable to let him out. Let's first notify the Master and ask her to recall Loli Hassan alone. Dangerous things may happen next.
Sister Baimao knew very well that Asgard was the kingdom of gods, and most of the characters were not something that her group of serious stealth assassins could deal with.
308. The backstage was blown up again
Abigail, who was held by Yukino, was still struggling and whimpering. Just now, sister Yukino told her that grandma would get better soon. She felt like she was taking advantage of her!
Although she appears to be a super cute girl, Abigail still knows a lot of things. How can she recognize the hunter as her mother?
The hand covering her mouth loosened a little, but before Abigail could catch her breath, the slightly cold touch began to flow along her cheeks and forehead. Suddenly realizing what kind of ill intentions Yukino had, Abigail's expression instantly became terrified.
Holding Abigail in her arms, observing her delicate face from such a close distance, I have to admit that Abigail is adorable. The hole on the little girl's forehead also has an indescribable attraction to Yukino. Why is there a keyhole on Abigail's face? What is inside?
Her palm slowly moved up along Abi's cheek, and Yukino stretched out her fingers and inserted them into the hole from the edge.
"No, there...no...ah..." As if she was electrocuted, her body twitched and Abigail instantly became obedient, or rather...she looked like she would not resist.
It was like being wrapped in something. Even though it was just darkness from the outside, the subtle touch through her fingers made Yukino stir unconsciously. Her movements were very light, and at the same time, she went deeper and deeper. She lowered her head to take a look, and Abigail's comfortable expression was reflected in Yukino's eyes.
It seems that this keyhole is not untouchable, it is similar to the position of the cat's chin? Looking at Abigail's blushing face and the soft moan of enjoyment, Yukino is more certain, that's right! It's the same when petting a cat!
"Are you comfortable, Abi?" Yukino said with a smile a common line when petting a cat. There was nothing wrong with it at all. To outsiders, it probably just looked like a mother and daughter interacting with each other.
"Hmm..."
After a slight snapping sound, Abigail in his arms completely softened, breathing softly with her slightly opened lips. Yukino looked at the mysterious liquid wrapped around her fingers, and finally fell silent. She quietly moved back and wiped her hands on Hachiman's clothes. "Shh... keep your voice down and don't move too loudly."
"The keyhole is not allowed..." Muttering, Abigail blushed as she snuggled into Yukino's arms.
At this time, Hachiman's attention was completely focused on the front. He couldn't fool people any more. It was just a normal posture for the old Chinese doctor to start talking nonsense. Why did Thor look at him as if to say, "I think you are indeed a filial son?" Are all your talents focused on strength?
The muscular man holding a hammer was walking slowly towards him, but Hachiman could no longer guess what this Thunder God would do. Was he going to ask about his mother's condition? Ah, to be honest, he could add that his mother might have a bad temper due to her illness, so that his lie would be mixed with a little bit of truth.
If my mother knew what happened today, I would probably die, Hachiman thought silently.
As Thor put his arm on Hachiman's shoulder, the atmosphere on the scene suddenly became tense. Heimdall nodded with relief. It seemed that Thor had been playing psychological warfare before. Hachiman's eyes became solemn under the mask. It seemed that the time for nonsense was over. Let me see your thunderbolt, Thor!
"Nice shoes, kid. You may not believe it, but I also bought a pair for my father. So... Is that the end of the story? Are you from Earth? Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. or something like that? Do you know Coulson? I think everyone knows him."
How many people know that the Cosmic Cube is in Asgard? However, these two people were probably hired by SHIELD, and the story they made up is quite interesting.
Pretending to be tired, she naturally lifted Abigail up, and Xueno slightly eased the subtle feeling in her heart. Robbery, my friend! Can you two robbers and victims be more serious?
"Uh... um." Hachiman hesitated and was rarely able to reply.
"Come on, Earthling."
Thor returned to Asgard not only to defeat Surtur to prevent the predicted Ragnarok, but also for his younger brother Loki. Is it really a good idea to keep him locked up? Thor once thought that he could not do better than his father, but on Earth, Thor learned professional knowledge in this area.
——Expert lecture on how to educate children during their rebellious period.
After communicating with several women nearby, Thor discovered that the behaviors of their disobedient children were exactly like those of Loki. The experts on the stage expressed very clear ideas about education. Among them, the father's actions of locking up, exiling, and beating his children were typical cases of educational failure.
I have surpassed my father. As an ordinary handsome guy in the expert lecture, Thor had such a clear understanding for the first time, and he also made his own plan to make Loki turn back.
First of all, Thor originally planned to try to destroy the Tesseract himself. Loki, this naughty kid, was very obsessed with it, and many of his rebellious actions revolved around the Tesseract. If Loki didn't have this thing, would he listen to his family more? This is what Thor thought.
But it seems to be quite safe on Earth. Loki probably won’t dare to go to Earth again, haha.
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Weak, these people are really too weak. Putting away his two daggers, Loki looked at the black gymnastics group on the ground with some confusion. He realized for the first time in a long time that he was still a god.
In fact, when he just escaped from prison, Loki behaved very honestly. After all, the other side had a large number of people and could invade Odin's treasure house. Their strength should not be ignored.
While leading the way, Loki was still planning how to perform some tricks, and then he was suddenly urged and pushed by someone on purpose. Although one has to bow his head under the eaves, Loki knew very well that being too passive would still be disadvantageous, so he symbolically shook off the other person's hand with force.
How did he make someone hit the wall in an instant? ? When this kind of power is used against Thor...
In the silent corridor, the sound of dozens of people swallowing saliva reached Loki's ears clearly.
"Are you...huh?" An extremely kind smile appeared on Loki's face.
......
Falling to the ground, Sister Baimao raised her head with difficulty. She couldn't hold on for too long. A god actually poisoned his sword! ! Looking at Loki's transformation into a one-eyed old man, Sister Baimao could only helplessly watch him walk away. She should be proud now. You only defeated the weakest existence in Chaldea.
A weak voice reached Gudako's mind across the distance: "Master, the enemy is the one-eyed old man, you must help us get revenge... This is my last... message..."
"A hundred faces! A hundred-faces--!!!"
309. Seized a Cosmic Cube
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