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The content of the notice board is so easy to understand, and the words vaguely resemble the writing style of teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka, so...unknowingly, the scheduled school morning has turned into the first morning of the holiday. It's really unpredictable, Hikigaya couldn't help but sigh, if he had known earlier, he wouldn't have gotten up so early today.

Speaking of which, when I was young, I was yearning for giant robots and Ultraman. Did I ever imagine that one day they would come on a rainbow-colored cloud and destroy my school with their cool special moves, such as the Eight-Point Light Wheel?

Just kidding. Those who like Ultraman or giant robots are just admiring the pure heroic image they show on the screen. How could they have such a weird idea as letting them blow up the school?

"It's a holiday, what should I do?" Hikigaya muttered to himself, turned around and left. For a moment, life seemed to have lost its purpose. The most fatal thing was that the first edition of "Red Dead Redemption 2" that he pre-ordered online a few days ago has not arrived yet. Hikigaya has already seen the first all-gold commentary video of a certain time traveler Pharaoh who is called the Immortal King, but he hasn't received the disc yet...

I am so mad!!!

......

"I'm back." This was probably the first time Hikigaya said this at this point in time.

"You're back so early, dear." The words came into his ears with a subtle pause, and as expected, Hikigaya saw Yukinoshita standing in front of him leaning against the wall, with a smile on her face full of stories, as if I skipped class and the teacher called the roll, but only called my roommate who had skipped class like me. The added happiness was an apt portrayal of Yukinoshita's smile at this moment.

"Is all this part of your plan, Yukino?"

"Haha, I got up a little late, but I received a call from Yuigahama not long after you left. There's nothing I can do about it." Yukinoshita shook her head and smiled, but she was still in a good mood.

Hikigaya stroked his chin, feeling that something was wrong. Previously, Yukinoshita seemed to have naturally smoothed his hair and even said, "Come back early?" So was it true or not?

"Meow."

But when it meows, Kamakura's voice still sounds genuinely cute to people who don't know its true appearance. Just like that, a chubby cat slid along the wooden board at the entrance and lay in front of Hikigaya in an enchanting posture.

"I allow you to touch me, Hachiman." Ever since revealing that he could speak, Kamakura always made some requests of the Hikigaya family, speaking in a matter-of-fact tone.

"I'm honored, Kamakura." Hikigaya smiled, squatted down and stroked Kamakura's belly, listening to Kamakura's strange laughter as if he had sucked a mouthful of Joe's poisonous blood.

“Hahahaha~~!”

A perverted and ambiguous atmosphere filled the entrance of the Hikigaya residence along with the echoing laughter.

"Ding dong."

The doorbell rings.

"Who is it, so early in the morning?" Turning around and looking at the door, Hikigaya was confused. Could it be that Komachi and her school were also bombed? That would be a good thing...but bad luck.

When I opened the door, standing outside was not Komachi and her long-lost twin sister Xiao D's sister, but the familiar brown-haired girl. Among so many people wearing Sobu High School uniforms, she was the only one who looked like a JK door-to-door service. But they were all friends, so I didn't bother to complain about Hikigaya. As for the support girls, everyone had their own style. It was fine as long as Yuigahama liked it.

"Good... Good morning, Hikigaya." Yuigahama greeted nervously, with a suspicious blush on her face. Did she come at the wrong time? But she had clearly called to inform Xiaoxue in advance. Could it be that Xiaoxue and Hikigaya thought there was still enough time, so...

When she arrived at the door, Yuigahama naturally pressed the doorbell, and then she heard the strange moaning sound from inside the house. She reminded Xiaoxue that she was on holiday from today. I heard that boys usually do it in the morning... But it was too exciting to play in the entrance!!!

While blushing at her friend's unusually bold play, Yuigahama thought of herself a little bit. Sometimes she didn't dare to make too much noise at home... Hey! What was she thinking about? Yuigahama suddenly wanted to bang her head against the wall. She went to her friend's house on vacation, but what was she thinking about? It was too dirty!

This must be all Eriri's fault! I shouldn't have searched for information about Kashiwagi Eriri with Mei and the others in the room at night. What... weird stuff.

"Uh... Good morning, Yuigahama." Hikigaya was a little surprised by the visitor and was stunned for a moment before coming to his senses. He had no idea that his friend in front of him was weaving a very adult script about himself and Yukinoshita in his mind.

"Are you here, Yuigahama? Then come in and tell me about your story." Yukinoshita said.

"Yeah." Yuigahama nodded, took off her shoes and walked into the house.

It seems that he is not the only one who went to school. Hikigaya's mood suddenly became relaxed. It seems that Yuhihama started this situation earlier and he must be feeling very uncomfortable.

......

"Um, is it too early, Yuigahama?" Hikigaya asked casually. If he hadn't eaten yet, he could just make one for himself now.

"Don't bother, Hikigaya. I already had breakfast this morning."

"So, Yuigahama, you said on the phone that you wanted to ask me something?"

Sitting on the sofa, Yukinoshita looked at Yuigahama who was a little shy. It seemed like something difficult to talk about, a topic between girls? Should Hikigaya avoid it? But if that was the case, Yuigahama would signal her with her eyes, right? Could it be... Yuigahama was confessed to? After thinking about it, Yukinoshita could only think of this possibility. Yuigahama really didn't seem to be good at rejecting others.

These are probably the daily troubles of a girl. As for the non-daily aspects, Yukinoshita thinks it's not worth worrying about at all. Just act recklessly. If it's inconvenient to take action, just call the police. The Chiba Police Station has plenty of talent. You can specifically look for Officer Kousaka.

"Actually, this incident happened not long ago. I ignored it for the time being because of the cultural festival. Now it's the holidays, and if it's not resolved quickly, my life will be very troublesome in the future." Yuigahama said seriously.

It seemed like a very serious matter. Yukinoshita sat up straighter, listened to other people's troubles, and helped others solve their problems. This was the scene she had imagined before!

"Wu...Xue, Kiana and the others left their money with me, and there is too much money. If my mom sees it, she will suspect that I am engaging in prostitution outside. What should I do?" Yuigahama looked at Yukinoshita with tearful eyes, her face full of grievance. She is always stared at by her mother at home, but only her mother thinks she has concealed it well. She feels so uncomfortable!

"Poof!" Hikigaya sprayed out all the hot tea he had just drunk. What a weird plot! ? And when you think about it carefully, it actually makes sense.

"My mother suspects me...I see." Yukinoshita looked at Yuigahama subtly. It makes sense that your mother is worried about you.

"Yuigahama, you can... bring a boyfriend who looks nice to meet your mother." Yukinoshita suggested.

A boyfriend who looks nice? Boyfriend... It's less likely to be exposed if you ask an acquaintance for help in this kind of thing. With this thought in mind, Yuigahama slowly turned her head. Isn't there a ready-made one here?

"Ah!" Yuigahama was startled when a pair of hands suddenly grabbed her head.

"But Yuigahama, you have to know that if you cover up a lie with more lies, one day you won't be able to hide it anymore."

So scary... Koyuki's expression made Yuigahama tremble.

"It's time to confess to your family, Yuigahama, bring your girlfriend back to meet your parents." Yukinoshita said seriously, and Hachiman would not lend her out.

"All...all?"

Yuigahama-Obahi's question successfully made Yukinoshita fall into silence. What had been happening around her seemed to have always been the prime-time yuri drama in which Eriri and her senior Shiyu heard that there was another blonde girl. However, in fact, a certain silly girl who achieved a perfect ending as soon as she appeared had already been lurking in the Service Club, and it was so natural that no one paid much attention to her.

How to make a mother accept that her daughter is a lesbian and has more than one boyfriend? Hmm... this fact sounds a bit confusing.

Haha, how should I know? I, Yukinoshita Yukino, have never had any real experience in love. When I met your parents, everything was completely distorted. Your parents are KOF players, and my mom was your parents' manager. What a mess...

"Just...see who your mother is more accepting of." Yukinoshita said.

So Yuigahama began to think

Bronya and Theresa have already committed a crime.

Yae-chan, she has the reliability of a traditional Yamato Nadeshiko.

Ji Zi's words made me look like a female CEO, and my mother no longer had to worry about my life.

Mei should be easy to accept, as if it were a meeting with a classmate, and a love story between high school girls could be made up.

The squad leader can be dressed in men's clothes.

With Kiana's innocent look, mom won't have to worry about me being bullied.

Karin, who is older, can explain it to her mother using the maternal complex.

Suddenly I found myself to be a sinful woman...

Well, isn't Shidou like this too? Thinking of this, Yuigahama shrank her head. There's no turning back. I, Yuigahama, want them all... (Yuigahama, who is divided up by the Valkyries, is so adorable)

224. Yuigahama's Small Theater (Part )

My mother will arrive at the battlefield in four hours, which is lunch time. During this time, I, Yuigahama Yui, need to choose one of the Valkyries I like. It sounds complicated, but it's just an ordinary daily routine for a high school girl to bring her girlfriend home to meet her parents. Everything will go well!

Don't stop! Yuigahama Yui!

Yuigahama was advised to wear clothes that looked more stable and less fancy in order to weaken the image of a support girl. With this in mind, Yuigahama searched for a suitable target in the closet.

"This one looks nice." Yuigahama looked at the dress in her hand with a smile. She had seen it on TV. It was a beautiful scene of a girl wearing this dress walking on the beach. Then there was a creative toy advertisement with a monster suddenly appearing and the girl transforming into Kamen Rider to protect the beach. Of course, Yuigahama was just attracted by the dress.

"Do I look good, class monitor?" After changing her clothes, Yuigahama turned around impatiently and looked at Fu Hua with a smile on her face.

"You're very beautiful, Yuigahama." You look like you're pregnant with my child... Fu Hua added silently in her heart. The girl had a very plump figure, which gave her a subtle feeling in the dress. The smile on her face was filled with the happiness of becoming a mother. Isn't such a captain beautiful?

"Hehe, Fu Hua looks very handsome today too." Like a certain Chopper whose bounty is only 100 Beli, Yuigahama smiled foolishly, imagining that she now looked similar to the image she saw on TV.

Walking to the door, Yuigahama showed her back to Fu Hua, and then... her fair neck twisted backward at 45 degrees, with a serious face.

"Let's go, Fu Hua. This is our war. There are many things to prepare before this."

However, no matter how handsome he is.

It also cannot offset the embarrassment of having your seat given up on the bus.

"Um... Madam, this seat is for you." The well-intentioned boy has been keeping an eye on Yuigahama for a long time. Her appearance is one thing, but she already has a boyfriend who looks like a good match for her? Of course, these are just appreciation. The boy cares about the fact that Yuigahama belongs to a group that needs help.

Before he made up his mind to stand up and give up his seat, the boy hesitated for a long time on the address, and finally chose the more appropriate address of Ms., even though the other person looked about the same age as him. He could only sigh that it was a talent. Wasn't his father often misunderstood by the police because of his mother? In comparison, the lady in front of him was much more normal.

"G?" Yuigahama stood there in bewilderment. This was the first time in her life that someone gave up their seat on a bus. So what happened? Was it a new way of picking up girls? But the relationship between her and Fu Hua was still obvious.

Yuigahama looked at the boy for a moment. His eyes were pure and his smile was filled with a smile of helping others. The passengers around him nodded in approval of the boy's behavior. This made Yuigahama wonder if she was out of touch with society...

I don't understand it at all!! Why did you give up your seat to me?!

"No... no need, just continue to sit." Yuigahama said embarrassedly. She was not old, pregnant, or disabled, etc...

Yuigahama raised her head slightly and looked at Fu Hua. "It's useless even if you turn your head away if we're leaning against each other like this! Class monitor! Your smirk is too obvious!"

"It's okay, it's okay, just sit down, it's my duty." After saying that, the boy found another place to stand.

"Thank you..." Yuigahama had roughly guessed what was going on and had no choice but to accept the kindness of others. Woo... She felt embarrassed and wanted to laugh, and her stomach felt uncomfortable... Yuigahama couldn't help but put her hand on her abdomen, and everyone saw this scene.

She is indeed a pregnant woman, the boy who gave up his seat thought silently.

Just like that, Yuigahama arrived at the designated destination with a tormented heart.

After getting off the bus, Yuigahama stood silently beside the bus stop until the bus behind her gradually left. "Wow! Fu Hua, you knew it from the beginning! Why didn't you say it?" With a blush on her face from excessive shame, Yuigahama grabbed Fu Hua's arms and shook them continuously. Do you know how embarrassing it is to be given up your seat as a pregnant woman on the bus? !

Can we go back one hour? I won’t wear this dress anymore!

"Isn't this great? I see that you like this dress too, Captain. And I think this dress can be used for a long time in the future. Don't you think so, Captain?" Fu Hua raised the corners of her mouth slightly and stared at the girl in front of her without any concealment.

"What...what do you mean." Does Fairy Fu Hua have any special means? After all, the Herrscher is also a god. The more Yuigahama thinks about it, the more she realizes that her future life will probably be full of surprises?

"Nothing, where are we going next, Captain?" Fu Hua said with a smile.

Feeling that she had regained the initiative, Yuigahama breathed a sigh of relief. She suddenly felt as if she was on the edge of some danger. Maybe it was an illusion. "For such an important matter, I would like to ask my friends for any good ideas." Yuigahama said.

......

"Two cheesecakes, thank you." Hikigaya naturally raised three fingers, successfully confusing the waiter who had just started working part-time.

After saying that, Hikigaya covered his face with his cowboy hat to block out the sunlight, as if he was going to take a break. The new waiter seemed very weak. He was so nervous that his eyes became like mosquito-repellent eyes. His face was red, and steam was coming out of his head. His trembling hands could not write anything.

"Two and three, just write one at random." Hikigaya said slowly. In fact, it was just a sudden idea to try to order casually. Anyway, he could eat them all. What was important was the fun of the unknown.

"Stop making trouble, Hikigaya." Yukinoshita slapped her hat with one hand and told the waiter a clear number, successfully pulling the guest steam princess back from the brink of fainting.

The dessert was quickly served, with the silver knife flashing. Yukinoshita tried to carve a Hachiman while eating, and then she forked it up at the end and ate it.

"You are such a leisurely person, Yukino-san. It hurts..." Hikigaya looked at the silver fork piercing his head, the tip of the fork protruding from a subtle place, and then... Yukinoshita's tongue...

"Are you enjoying a Hikigaya Hachiman covered in cheese?"