Ministry Action Records

"Don't you dare turn your head around before you speak, Teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka."

"I dare not." Shizuka Hiratsuka shook her head deeply and said as a matter of course.

Pour 'Hehehe' into the element bottle, cancel the Seal of Arden, and Kayako and Saeki Toshio will instantly rush into the bottle like chocolate beans. Wrap the element bottle with tin foil, done.

"Can we use a rice cooker, a blue cookie box, or something like that?" Eriri looked at the two pieces of tin foil with a subtle expression. She really didn't feel the importance of these storage props. It seemed that any object that could hold things would be enough...

"Emerald-colored empty element bottle and transparent plastic wrap, this is the best combination, both in terms of appearance and the difficulty of obtaining materials." Kato Megumi murmured.

“So this is the standard…”

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The cultural festival is coming, a haunted house, and judging from the numbers, Hikigaya doesn't think Kayako and Saeki Toshio are enough to keep the place together. To apply for a club in school, you need to have more than five people, right? Aiming to be the master of strange ghosts, Hachiman from Chiba Prefecture and his wife Yukino embark on a new journey.

Yesterday, the club was almost full at a weird place like Ju-Gon haunted house, but today, only the Hikigaya couple, the founders of the club, were left at a nice place like the hot spring apartment. Poor Shizuka Hiratsuka had to go back to school to organize the cultural festival, while Kato Megumi said with a smile that she wanted to watch Shiori's singing practice.

Hikigaya and Yukinoshita thought for a long time but couldn't remember who Shiori was, but they would naturally know him during the cultural festival. Kato Megumi said that it was a cultural festival project prepared by Tohka and the others, and she specifically emphasized that she wanted to come and show her support, which was quite rare. There was obvious anticipation and excitement on Kato Megumi's face, and I don't know what big news was brewing.

Eriri said that she had a lot of inspiration from the scene last night, so she would not go out for the time being. Hmm... I understand. But when Yukinoshita called to ask if Yuigahama wanted to come, Yuigahama stammered and said that something happened at home, and it seemed difficult to speak. Yukinoshita did not ask further. Was he in danger? Impossible, the strength of the Herrschers is so reliable.

"Hello, I'm the earthbound spirit of Yuyaozhuang. My name is Yunohana Yuuna. Can you actually see me? Yuuna is very happy. It's boring when no one talks to you." The big red eyes looked at Hikigaya and Yukinoshita with surprise, and Yuuna floated around the two of them excitedly.

"Are you the ghost of the legendary Tangyaozhuang?" Yukinoshita and Hikigaya looked at each other and saw the subtlety in each other's eyes. A ghost... Yes, wearing a white triangular scarf on his head, with a ball of light blue ghost fire floating behind his head, and he can fly. It's really a textbook-like image of a ghost...

Hikigaya silently took out a ball of tinfoil and released Kayako so that Kayako could see what kind of cheerful and beautiful girl other people's ghosts looked like. They are both ghosts, so why is there such a big difference?

"RUA!! Ghost!!!" Hearing the high-pitched scream, Yuuna quickly hid behind the door. She only dared to stick out her little head and looked at Kayako tremblingly, fearing that she would crawl over to find her. Hikigaya could even see tears flashing in the corners of Yuuna's eyes. They were simply not the same species!

The other party is a good ghost, we should not use violence.

"Yunohana-san, we are here to negotiate terms with you," Hikigaya said.

I won’t post the picture of Kayako… (from the heart)

205. Everyday Melody

Youna felt that her experience today was incredible, just like the time when she just found out that she had died and turned into a ghost. Turning around slightly, Youna saw the Tangyaozhuang, which seemed a little small due to the distance. This was not a scene that she, as a ghost, should be able to witness with her own eyes...

But she really saw it, leaving the Yuyaozhuang that bound her, walking on the familiar yet unfamiliar street... Yuuna didn't know that Mr. Hikigaya had thrown something into the will-o'-the-wisp on her head, it was black, like charcoal, but there was no doubt that at this moment, she had surpassed the limit of being an earthbound spirit.

Looking up, Youna saw the sunlight shining through the gaps between the leaves onto the winding road. Although it was just a ghost, such an environment still made Youna feel a little warm from the bottom of her heart. Her white palms stroked the birds resting on the branches, and the birds flew away in a panic as if frightened. Youna couldn't help but imagine what kind of new adventure was waiting for her ahead.

Well, actually, Yuuna also knew that she would be participating in a haunted house project of a cultural festival with the renowned senior Kayako. However, she could still go to other places to join in the fun in her spare time during the cultural festival. This was enough for the ghosts to look forward to. Speaking of scary, could she do it... Yuuna suddenly felt a little embarrassed...

"Toshio, come here." Not knowing how sentimental the new earthbound spirit girl behind him was, Hikigaya waved at Saeki Toshio who was walking silently on the road guardrail, motioning him to come over.

Perhaps because they are SSR-level evil spirits, Kayako and her child Saeki Toshio did not turn into ashes when exposed to the sun like the small ghosts in some movies. Compared to Kayako, who pounced on anyone she saw with the demeanor of a fire king, Hikigaya found that Saeki Toshio was unexpectedly a child who knew how to act and had some future.

Watching Toshio Saeki fall to the ground from the guardrail, Hikigaya automatically imagined a loud bang in his mind, and then a pale little boy walked up to Hikigaya. Although the look in his eyes as he stared at him was a little scary, Hikigaya felt that the child was quite well-behaved, quiet and obedient, much better than some naughty kids.

"Can you change your clothes?" Hikigaya asked. The little boy in only underwear was swaying in front of him, and it was really hard to ignore him.

Still saying nothing, Toshio shook his head.

"Well, forget it. I won't force you. Even your hair is cold." Hikigaya said subtly while touching Saeki Toshio's head.

"Listen, Toshio, next you will help to scare people. You should be very familiar with this business. After you finish this job, you won't have to be a ghost and do harm to others. I know an expert who can help you and your mother to be reborn. You and your mother can scare people as much as you want." Hikigaya squatted down and spoke to Saeki Toshio.

"Haha, this smile is very good. Remember to smile more when you scare people." Looking at Toshio Saeki who showed a terrifying smile, Hikigaya nodded with satisfaction. It's very good. The students who come to participate in the cultural festival will definitely be surprised by this smile. I would like to state in advance that there are cameras in the haunted house to record the reactions of tourists. I believe that we can get a lot of interesting emoticons. It's exciting to think about it.

"Okay, go and have fun by yourself." Hikigaya said, taking a look at the restrictions on Saeki Toshio.

"Hmm... I always want to say something but I can't find the right words." Yukinoshita murmured, watching the whole interaction between Hikigaya and Saeki Toshio. There were many points but they were vague and hard to grasp...

"Do you see a hint of your father in me?"

Ignoring Hikigaya's teasing, Yukinoshita looked around to see if she could find an orange tree on the roadside in the suburbs. Unfortunately, she didn't find one.

As usual, Yukinoshita and Hikigaya held each other's hands on the road, and occasionally stopped to look into the distance. There was the endless blue sky, the exploding buildings, the orderly flow of cars and pedestrians at the foot of the mountain, and Saeki Toshio was sitting on the guardrail, shaking his legs. Yuuna was floating, waving his arms and legs, as if he was practicing how to scare people. Just like this, ordinary life is more often the main theme of this world.

In the end, Yukinoshita put an end to this trip to Yuyaoso with a simple sentence. The breeze blew her beautiful black hair, and the girl turned around, her navy blue pupils looking at Hikigaya Hachiman, the man Yukino liked.

"Hikigaya...don't you have a car?" Yukinoshita asked calmly, tucking her hair that was blowing in the wind behind her ears.

"Yeah, we've been walking for so long..."

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What is the most powerful hero in the world? It is a combination of a superpower and a person with money. Looking at the red mansion in front of him, Hikigaya's mind is trembling. This is the place that Shizuka Hiratsuka prepared for the haunted house project. In the distance, there is a completed building in the style of the Roman Colosseum. It is the stage for all the schools participating in the cultural festival to perform. The only thing missing is the words "no shortage of money" written on the school gate.

Hikigaya suspected that Kato Megumi was involved in the renovation of the vendor area. It was a complete old Yharnam style. Hikigaya couldn't help but feel suspicious when walking there.

Although this super-large cultural festival is even equivalent to a tourist attraction, Hikigaya does not think that it can make back its investment...

"Teacher, are you rich?" Turning his head to look at Hiratsuka Shizuka, Hikigaya asked in surprise and doubt, and had a different intuitive impression of Hiratsuka Shizuka's wealth.

"It's not all my money... The Yukinoshita family has shares, your grandfather's Mishima Group also has quite a bit, and other schools have invested as well. Besides, these things only look expensive, but in fact, with current construction technology, they are very easy to make, quickly and cost-effectively." Hiratsuka Shizuka explained.

"Oh, really?" Such a poorly-read, emotionless tone, and it naturally didn't make people feel any cuteness when it happened to Hikigaya.

Inside the mansion, Yukinoshita is experiencing the surprise of Kayako and her group. After Yuuna has a bloody bandage wrapped around her head and a bloody hatchet, she finally looks scary. But... there are too many puzzle elements, right? ! !

After being greatly weakened, Kayako loyally pulled Yukinoshita's legs, and Yukinoshita had to complete the puzzle to open the door in front of her... I really want to kick the door!

206. My mother suspected that I was helping...

"Captain, I acquired Mihoyo a few days ago." Bronya sat on the bed holding the doll, surrounded by Yuigahama's scent, and then chatted with her captain about trivial daily life as usual. The expression on her face was also calm and in line with her character.

"Really? Bronya is really an amazing kid." Yuigahama exclaimed, her mind temporarily fixed on what Bronya told her she had done. It must be something amazing. Bronya is a good girl who is worth relying on. Wait! Yuigahama suddenly realized that there was a familiar word mixed in what she just said...

"GG?! Bronya, what did you just say you acquired?!" Yuigahama realized it later and widened her eyes in shock. The silly summer event plot actually happened in front of her? ! She had never tried such weird things as doing splits in the air or cleaning the room during this period of time! Why did the world line converge? !

"I acquired Mihoyo, Captain," Bronya repeated.

“Is… is that so?”

Yuigahama responded blankly, but a series of meaningless numbers in the bank account did not cause much trouble in Yuigahama's daily life. On the contrary, Yuigahama was just worried about typical things like money, and even declined her friends' invitation to go ghost hunting at the hot spring apartment. In fact, Yuigahama really wanted to go, but there were problems that had to be solved here and she needed to think of ways to solve them.

"Captain, I'll leave these wages with you first..." *N

Thinking of this sentence that appeared frequently, Yuigahama silently opened the drawer, inside which were neatly arranged stacks of banknotes. This was the source of Yuigahama's troubles. Picking up one of the stacks at random, Yuigahama seemed to see the scene of yesterday again. Money is indeed the root of all evil!

......

After school, Yuigahama returned home, changed into indoor slippers at the entrance, and habitually shouted, "I'm back."

Perhaps because her voice was not loud, Yuigahama did not hear her mother's response as usual. However, Yuigahama did not care too much and would just say hello to her mother when she saw her.

Yuigahama made no noise in the short distance from the entrance to her room. Although it looked like a girl sneaking in with some unspeakable secret, the reason why her footsteps became imperceptible was simply because Yuigahama had recently been learning Kallen's joyful gun fighting technique that moved with the wind.

Walking quietly to the front of the room, Yuigahama saw that the door was not completely closed, but slightly closed, leaving a gap for light to pass through. Is mom in there? Thinking of this, Yuigahama poked her head out slightly, ready to give her mom a surprise. However, the scene that appeared in her pupils made Yuigahama stand still in an instant, not daring to make the slightest sound...

The open drawer, Fukuzawa Yukichi scattered all over the floor, and the back of the housewife kneeling on the ground looked so lonely and confused.

It turned out that I had casually put a huge amount of money, which was a huge sum for a high school student, in the drawer of my room, and then my mother found it... Yuigahama silently thought to himself while watching his mother through the crack in the door, something serious has happened!!!

This money must have been earned through some improper things, Yuigahama's mother, who knelt on the ground, thought desperately, is her daughter, who is dressed up a little bit fancy and even a little bit hot, really doing that kind of thing? !

The picture of Fukuzawa Yukichi on the ground was tightly grasped in the palm of Yuigahama's mother's hand, and it became a wrinkled ball. She was very reluctant to admit it, but the facts before her were so irrefutable.

Wuwuwu...My lovely daughter Yui is probably...holding hands with strange men, dating, kissing...will she?! Putting herself in her daily life with her husband, Yuigahama's mother blushed more and more. In the dim room, Yui was played with by a man whose face she couldn't see clearly. Her blushing face was so charming under the light, and her gentle panting attracted even rougher treatment...

"Ah!" After making a strange sound, Yuigahama's mother blushed and lowered her head. Yuigahama, who was peeping outside the door, was also frightened and broke out in a cold sweat.

With her head lowered and looking at Fukuzawa Yukichi lying on the ground, a bolder idea was slowly weaving in Yuigahama's mother's mind. It was the scene of her daughter sitting alone on a chair in the hospital, with a group of pregnant women and their lovers beside her. They must be secretly talking about Yui, who looks like a high school student!

"Next, Yuigahama Yui." Imagining the nurse looking at the lonely Yui and shaking her head helplessly, Yuigahama's mother shuddered and dared not imagine any further.

Yuigahama quietly retreated to the entrance with the moonwalk, her cheeks flushed with shyness, as if she had met the first half of her mother's waves, and it was obvious that her mother had misunderstood her.

"I'm back." Yuigahama shouted loudly, then stood there and waited silently for a while, pretending not to hear the sound of her mother hurriedly packing something. When her mother's footsteps sounded, Yuigahama bent her left leg, stretched out her left arm, hooked the shoe that had been taken off long ago with her fingers, and lifted it in the air.

Perfect! Just in time! Looking at her daughter who was changing her shoes at the entrance, Yuigahama's mother patted her chest in relief, with an innocent smile on her face that showed no knowledge of the dangers of the world.

"Welcome back, Yui." Yuigahama's mother pretended to greet calmly, her erratic eyes frequently lingering on her daughter's abdomen, looking for a chance to test her daughter! Quietly clenching her fists, Yuigahama's mother secretly made up her mind.

Why did I encounter such a thing... Looking at her smiling mother, Yuigahama tried to force a stiff smile, but she wanted to cry but couldn't. Because she hid the wages of the Valkyries in her room, her mother suspected that she was helping others. How could she explain? ?

......

"Ah..." Yuigahama sighed helplessly, closed the drawer, stood up and changed her clothes in front of Bronya without a care. Explaining such a small misunderstanding to her mother... is not as important as the cultural festival! ! Let's talk about it in a few days!

"It's itchy... Bronya..."

“Does it really itch?”

suck-

"This smell is clearly the smell of a lie! Yuigahama Yui!"

"Haha, what weird things are you talking about, Bronya? Then... can you accompany me to the cultural festival?"

"Is this the captain's order?" Bronya asked expressionlessly, tilting her head.

"This is Yuigahama Yui's date request." Yuigahama's mouth corners raised as she approached Bronya's delicate face that looked like a doll.

"Captain's orders... Bronya will obey..."

"Is this considered tsundere? Bronya?"

207.Who is watching the earth?

In order to prevent the Grim Reaper, Psychics, Stand Users and other characters who might pass by and enter the haunted house to play and accidentally kill Yuuna, Kayako and other ghosts, Hikigaya painstakingly put up a sign in front of the red mansion that read "Please do not harm the staff in the haunted house", and then set up an electronic screen next to it that displayed "Number of people in the house/15" in real time.

Although the mansion is not small, too many people will still affect the gaming experience. For the sake of others' happiness, Hikigaya had to reluctantly add a limit on the number of people. To be honest, Hikigaya felt that the limit of fifteen was too high, but there were too many people coming to participate in the cultural festival, and some commercial compromises were inevitable. Fortunately, Kayako and Saeki Toshio both have a little ability to clone themselves.

The materials used to build the mansion have good sound insulation properties. Even the bursts of desperate cries coming from it did not have much impact on the passing tourists. Instead, it attracted more curious guys. Hikigaya saw his classmates, Hayama, Miura Yumiko and others standing in the team, talking and laughing. Even a kid like Toshio would not dislike Hayama's sunny smile.

"Shidou and the others' show? So mysterious." Hikigaya murmured, and recalled Kato Megumi's emphasis on reminder and the smiling expression on her face when she spoke. Haha, I, Hikigaya Hachiman, have seen all kinds of big scenes!

Leaving his back to the haunted house, Hikigaya walked along the shopping street in the style of old Yharnam. At this time, old Yharnam finally became truly hospitable. Tourists came and went, people took photos around a lantern, boys and girls set up stalls and hawked their wares vigorously, fried noodles sizzled in the heat, and Hikigaya also found a stall with a pile of small stones, which were said to be wedge-shaped stones. A brick was even labeled with a wedge-shaped stone disc...