Ministry Action Records

Ministry Action Records

Author: Spicy Fish Tail Swing

Summary:

Disaster Level Alert: Dragon

"Here we go again..." Eriri sighed, put down the paintbrush in her hand, checked the hidden blade in her hand, put the shield behind her and jumped out of the window.

"Wake up, Hikigaya, for the department activities." "Can you let me sleep a little longer?" "Get up quickly." Yukinoshita kept hitting Hikigaya's head with her scabbard.

"Hey, Yuigahama, did you hear the alarm? It's a department activity." "I... I'm just an ordinary high school student." Yuigahama said weakly. "Hehe."

"I'm going out." Kato Megumi said. "Take care, Mom." The boy responded.

Volume One

1. Experienced Hunter Hikigaya

Youth is a lie and evil. Those who sing the praises of youth are constantly deceiving themselves and those around them.

I used to have this thought. If I hadn't been pulled into that dream and hadn't experienced those things that turned me into a hunter, I might have still had this thought and ended up being a lonely expert. While packing up things for the start of high school and recalling his lonely life before entering the dream, Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help but wonder what kind of person he would be in a world without encountering anomalies.

However, it is no longer like this. He no longer isolates himself for granted and no longer looks at the world the same way as before. Hikigaya shows a smile on his face. In his dream, he feels something that he has never had, something that deserves to be called "real thing".

The mentor Van who treats him like a real father, the hunter companion who is always full of energy, the gentle Miss Doll, and the scheming big sister Maria. As a foreigner, I am not despised by them and am still treated as a family member by them.

In the dream, four people form a hunting team, and the ones who most often team up with Hikigaya are Franklin, Trevor and Mike.

Franklin is a dark-skinned guy who speaks like a rapper. He is a big guy who uses a gunpowder rifle. He once taught me how to grill meat. "Xiao Ba, the meat of various dragon species, ancient dragons, ancient gods, and monsters is different. Different meats require different heat and spices to make perfect dishes." "The gunpowder rifle can ignore the quality of meat, but the dish cannot." He always says this.

Trevor is an old man with a bad hairline. He uses a big sword. He is a macho man. His hunting style is reckless. What Mike said is right. He is a lunatic. He always encourages me to learn the big sword from him. "Xiao Ba, a real man should use a big sword."

"Don't listen to this crazy man who doesn't care about his life and choose a big sword. The katana is the romance of a man. Xiao Ba, you have to know that being handsome is a lifelong thing."

Compared to the crazy Trevor, Mike is more like a gentleman. His superb sword skills make every hunt so pleasing to the eye. Although he always quarrels with Trevor, I know that they are best friends. The first time I met Trevor, he said that he would introduce his best friend Mike to me. Later, when I helped Mike in a hunt, he also said something similar, "Although Trevor is a madman, once you get to know him, you will know that he is a true friend."

Although there is a big age gap between us, I can truly feel the atmosphere of friendship from them. Questions like what is the definition of friends no longer arise in my mind.

My mentor Van was the first person I met, and that was the moment I woke up from my dream.

It's so cold! This was Hikigaya's first reaction after regaining consciousness. Wait, why? Am I not sleeping at home? Hikigaya found himself lying on the ground, with a ceiling he had never seen before, walls he had never seen before, several bookcases and tables in the house, glass containers containing strange things, and books with covers that did not look simple at all. There were even some things piled on the ground, and there was an unlit stove next to him. No wonder he felt cold, and the floor was so icy... Hikigaya also noticed that there were many uniquely shaped weapons hanging on the walls. What a strange place. Am I dreaming? Hikigaya came to a conclusion that he thought was reasonable.

"Stranger, you just woke up now, your physical fitness is average."

In front of me was a man with his upper body naked. He was very strong, and even though he was sitting on a chair, all you could see was his muscles rather than his belly. He had a black mask like a bullfighter on his head, and a Spartan-style combat skirt on his lower body. Although his clothes were strange, he gave me the feeling of an artist, an artist in the dark. His deep eyes seemed to be able to see through everything.

"who are you?"

"My name is Van. I'm a hunter, a monster hunter. I accept people's hunting commissions to hunt those dark and deep monsters."

"A dark, deep monster?"

"Well, I will be your mentor and teach you how to hunt. If you still want to go home, listen carefully, foreigner. As for your current situation and where you are, I will tell you slowly." Looking at the smile of this hunter who calls himself Van, I only have one thought, poisonous... It seems that his smiling face is all over my mind...

As for meeting the Doll Lady, it was after his first death, but it can’t be considered death. After all, hunters will be resurrected after death, and after resurrection, they can see the beautiful and gentle Doll Lady. She always uses her kind voice to comfort every dead hunter: "Kind hunter, welcome to Higurashi." It is because of the angel-like Doll Lady that hunters will not give up because of multiple deaths.

Sister Maria looks almost the same as Miss Doll, but she has a stronger aura. As for why she is called the Big Sister, that is another sad story. At that time, the two of them were close to each other. I swear I just wanted to go over to see what they were doing and say hello. Then Sister Maria killed me several times before I could see clearly what they were doing until I knelt down and shouted "Sister Maria, I was wrong!" This one-sided massacre ended.

All these things seemed to have just happened, and now I am already an experienced hunter. After hunting down the special ancient dragon that appeared with the stranger, I can travel back and forth between Higurashi and real life. But speaking of it, I have to go to school as soon as I come back, so it doesn't matter if I delay until the end of the semester...

"You should be extremely well prepared for hunting. Do you have enough health bottles? Where are the bullets? Is your weapon sharpened? Bring flash grenades if you can use them. Prepare more traps. Don't just rush forward with your weapons. Make good use of the terrain. A lot of hair is weak to fire, a big body is weak to chrysanthemums, and a jump attack in front is very effective..."

Hikigaya recalled what his mentor said, so he decided to go to school an hour early to inspect the terrain. The real world was not very safe either, and maybe a weirdo would jump out of the school today, so it might come in handy to make some preparations. After thinking about it, Hikigaya decided to take the spiral cane that was transformed into an umbrella, and headed to his future high school with joy.

Joy? How can I be joyful? Damn it, such a long summer vacation is gone just like that? I woke up and school is about to start?! What is wrong with this world?

In the dream, Hikigaya asked his mentor what to do with his family in reality. The mentor told him not to worry. When you are pulled in here, your sense of existence in reality is close to disappearing. When you have the ability to go back, your existence will be naturally supplemented by the world. So, in the eyes of his sister Komachi, his brother Hachiman stayed at home for a summer vacation, and Hachiman himself woke up to face the start of school. This helplessness and sadness reminded Hikigaya of the first time he encountered the Explosive Scale Dragon during hunting. It was the feeling of having your mind destroyed by unreasonable things.

Carrying his schoolbag and pushing open the door, Hikigaya rides his bicycle to his high school, Toyosaki Sobu High School. The name of the school seems to foreshadow that many interesting guys will appear in Hikigaya's high school career. He will surely have a colorful campus life.

When you are out, accidents can happen at any time. Looking at the scene in front of him, Hikigaya is more certain of this sentence. A cute puppy rushed out of the road, and a speeding luxury car, this car looks good. Hikigaya sat on the bicycle with his chin in his hand and thought, if this dog was hit and killed, would there be a blood echo? A bold idea appeared in Hikigaya's mind.

There are pictures here, which can be viewed after the updated version

There are pictures here, which can be viewed after the updated version

2. Hikigaya successfully arrived at the campus

A dog, a car, Hikigaya didn't know what other people's bold ideas were, but he decided to rush out to save the dog. He rushed to the road regardless of the speeding cars just for a dog. For most people, this is a bold idea. Hikigaya got off the bicycle, bent his legs slightly, bent his body slightly to lower his center of gravity, and then stepped forward with his right foot. He flew to the road like an arrow, lowered his left hand to pick up the dog, and then rolled over in a typical way. "Zi..." The car that braked suddenly and the place where Hikigaya was standing originally raised a little smoke and dust.

Hikigaya put the dog in his left hand on the ground. After all, it was not a cat, so there was no point in holding it. I, Hikigaya, was a serious cat fan. Dogs? I would only watch others raise them.

A man in butler's uniform and a pair of round glasses got out of the car. Although there were many wrinkles on his face, his back was straighter than his own. Hikigaya scratched his head embarrassedly and adjusted his posture.

"Are you injured? Do you need my help to call an ambulance?"

"Don't bother. I just rolled away and I'm not hurt." Hikigaya waved to the butler.

"That's right, you are very skilled, you must not be an ordinary person."

"Um, it's just so-so. I'm just an ordinary high school student." It was the first time someone said this to him. Hikigaya didn't dare to look directly at the other person and chose to look elsewhere. He wanted to whistle... No, this is very rude... Someone come and help me, anyone is fine, the anxious Hikigaya longed for it.

"Sabre, I'm so glad you're okay." A cute girl with shoulder-length brown hair appeared and picked up Sabrel, who didn't know what happened, successfully breaking the deadlock. Hikigaya instantly felt that this girl with a bun-like hair was so kind.

"Thank you for saving my Sabre, you are such a good person." Dango hugged her dog and waved to Hikigaya by grabbing one of its front paws.

Ah, a familiar smile, Hikigaya said with emotion. In the past, every time after hunting or when he was killed in a car accident, the doll sister would show him a similar smile and say, "Welcome, kind hunter."

The butler who was offline for a while seemed to have noticed something, and a smile with a story appeared on his face. This is youth, and he is already old... I guess this butler was not a stable person when he was young.

The butler took out a card from his pocket and handed it to Hikigaya, "This is my business card, sir. Although I am just a butler, if you need compensation for medical expenses or something like that, you can always contact me. My lady has some urgent matters, please allow me to take my leave first."

"It's okay, you go ahead and do your thing, I'm fine." Hikigaya took the business card and put it in his pocket.

"Thank you for your understanding." The butler returned to the car and left, continuing to his destination. From where Hikigaya was standing, he could see that the lady the butler was talking about was a girl with long black hair, who seemed to be wearing a school uniform, but he couldn't see her face.

"Going to school is an urgent matter..." Hikigaya muttered, "Could it be that we are from the same school? Well... it shouldn't be such a coincidence."

"Looking at your school uniform, you are also a student of Sobu High School, Mr. Good Man. Me too. You also start school today, right? Then we may become classmates." Although the dog named Sabre is not a Husky, Hikigaya feels that the girl in front of him named Dango... with a bun-like hairstyle is as excited as a Husky.

"My name is Hikigaya Hachiman, and I am... Mr. Nice Guy is a weird name..."

"It's a what, what?" This girl is called Tuanzi, it's convenient and very descriptive. Tuanzi surrounded Hikigaya and asked him what he just omitted. Uh... he really looks like a husky. Hikigaya suddenly felt that his thoughts at this time might make some people think of some bold ideas.

"Nothing, I just want to tell you my name. You can call me whatever you like."

"You're so stingy. You didn't even tell me this." Looking at Tuanzi who was pouting and trying hard to look angry, Hikigaya felt that he was indeed very strong. Tuanzi was indeed a transformed Husky.

"I have to leave now. I have to send Sabule home and then rush to school. See you at school, Hikigaya..." "Oh, by the way, my name is Yuigahama Yui. Remember, it's Yuigahama Yui." After walking for a distance, Tuanzi turned around and waved to Hikigaya.

Looking at Tuanzi who kept waving and shouting "Did you hear me? Did you hear me, Xiaoqi?", Hikigaya had to wave back as well, lest this cute Husky run back again. He was really a very sociable Husky.

In the limousine, "Did you see it clearly, Walter?" "Yes, miss. He picked up the dog and rolled over. He was invisible for a while during the roll. That boy is not an ordinary person." Thinking of the boy who was wearing the same high school uniform as herself, Yukinoshita felt that she had found the first department member.

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Hikigaya finally arrived at his high school. With such a long school name, it must have taken a lot of effort to figure out how to make and where to put the sign. Hikigaya always likes to make associations in these inexplicable places...

When Hikigaya stepped into the school gate, he had a special feeling, as if he had accomplished something incredible. There seemed to be a voice in his mind, congratulating Hikigaya Hachiman for successfully arriving at school on the first day of high school. Huh?! Isn't it normal to arrive at school on the first day of school? Is it a low probability event for Hikigaya Hachiman to attend the opening ceremony normally? ? Well, forget it, it's just an illusion.

By the way, why did I come to school so early? Hikigaya suddenly couldn't remember, oh, right, inspecting the terrain... Never mind, if there are any unexpected situations, just face them head-on, do whatever you want.

"...Classmates, the opening ceremony of the first grade of Feng Zhiqi Sobu United High School has come to an end."

"Fuck, it's finally over." After listening to the fat middle-aged principal with a hairline even further back than Trevor speaking on the stage for several hours, Hikigaya felt that he was under great physical and mental torture.

If it was Trevor who went up to speak, it would probably have ended in a flash, "Little bastards, get ready for your high school life." Then he threw the microphone to the ground and kicked it away. Of course, there were inevitably 5 or 6 English words starting with F mixed in during the speech. Trevor was indeed a man of temperament.

"Hikigaya-san, your disgusting smile has spread all around. Could you please restrain it for a moment?" The girl with long black hair was sitting next to Hikigaya. Only StarCraft players could see the disgust on her face.

"I'm just reminiscing about the good old days. Oh, sorry, you must not know what the good old days are. I know that people with sharp tongues have had some not-so-good experiences. In fact, I'm a little confident in being a counselor. Relax, kid. Imagine that you're talking in church."

Hikigaya took out a book and covered Yukinoshita Yukino's face. "Look, you know there's someone across from you but you can't see his face. Just like in the confessional in the church, tell us about your past, kid. The Lord is listening."

Looking at the man in front of her with exaggerated body movements, Yukinoshita resisted the urge to punch him. "Calm down, Yukinoshita, you are an elegant and beautiful girl."

"I know you want to hit me, go ahead, kid, God will forgive you." The joy on Hikigaya's face made him look a little mean.

"Bang..." Hikigaya blocked the punch aimed at his face.

"I'm sorry I didn't bump into you this morning. I'm afraid you were upset. Please let me apologize again for that."

Yukinoshita gave up struggling because she had already discovered the fact that this man was just a funny guy.

"Don't rush after school. Wait for me at the door of the classroom. I have something to talk to you about."

"You want to treat me to a meal? You really don't have to be so polite. I didn't take what happened this morning to heart. You don't have to take it too seriously. It's actually not a big deal for me."

"Don't say anything more, just wait." Looking at the girl in front of him whose patience was completely worn out and whose expression was filled with anger, Hikigaya chose to follow his heart.

3. Hunter Hikigaya, Sword Soul Yukinoshita

"So slow."

Hikigaya looked up at the clock on the wall. The second hand was moving one second at a time. Would it suddenly skip a second? Hikigaya, who had another strange association, continued to wait for the girl who asked him to stay after school.

"Da...da...da..." There were footsteps outside the corridor.

"We're finally here." Hikigaya left his seat and walked towards the classroom door.

"So, what exactly do you want to talk to me about, Yukinoshita-san?" Hikigaya leaned against the door frame, looking at the girl standing in front of him. She had the familiar long black straight hair, slightly floating hair, a crystal clear face, and a mini plaid skirt and black over-the-knee socks. She was indeed a beautiful girl who lived up to her name.

"Hikigaya-kun is not an ordinary person." Yukinoshita looked at Hikigaya with a serious look.

"So, what do you want to do?"

"I want you to join the club I'm going to start."

"Club? Are you inviting me specially? What kind of club are you planning to set up?"

"Service Ministry."

"What?!" Hikigaya realized that this was no longer an ordinary club invitation event between students. The girl standing in front of him was confused and about to fall. Now he might be the only one who could pull her up and save her before things could be reversed.

After thinking for a while, Hikigaya walked to the window in the corridor and opened it. "Yukinoshita, come and take a look. In fact, this world is still very beautiful. There are many meaningful and valuable things. Although I don't know what happened to you, I believe you can find your own value. You don't have to... degrade yourself. I will definitely help you." Hikigaya put his hands on Yukinoshita's shoulders and looked at her with a firm look.