"Based on your reading comprehension, what do you think Xiaoyu wants to express with this action?" Xia Xinyu asked with a smile.
After Chen Yuan continued to study it, he said, "Do you think I'm spinning fast?"
"I don't know." Xia Xinyu shook her head, then said, "But if it's a novel, and you write about a dog spinning, it should be to show that it's happy, right?"
"I don't think so. You're leaving soon, why should it be happy?"
“Reading comprehension is just so unreasonable.”
Xia Xinyu waved, said goodbye to Chen Yuan, and left the room.
And Chen Yuan, looking at this fish, always felt that his guess was correct.
If I were a dog, these two people have finally solved their own problems, and I am ready to show my specialty - the super invincible lightning dog.
At this time, I would definitely ask, guys, do you want to see my dick?
"No, what on earth are you talking about?"
Chen Yuan squatted down, holding Yu Zi's dog head and asked.
"Hass--"
Then, Yuzi opened her mouth and wanted to lick Chen Yuan's face with her tongue.
"Get lost."
Chen Yuan made the gesture of a Husky pointing at people, but the dog did not understand and still wanted to lick him.
So Chen Yuan stood up and pointed at the doghouse: "Go to sleep."
Yuzi understood now, went back to the doghouse and lay down.
Chen Yuan went to bed, but before turning off the light, he glanced at it again. Then, he walked over to it and covered it with his own blanket.
When the weather is cold, cover your dog to prevent it from catching a cold.
As for the blanket, I'll buy it later.
"Woof woof woof!" Yuzi curled up under the blanket obediently, but stared at it with his eyes and barked three times.
"Don't send it, it's disturbing people."
Chen Yuan said this casually, then climbed onto the bed, turned off the lights and went to sleep.
After this week, next week will be the very important joint examination of seven majors.
And tomorrow, Superman will also be refreshed.
However, he is no longer at the age where he would be excited about the refresh of Super Child and want to play it as soon as possible.
It’s like when the game is released, the idea of becoming a beta tester is no longer there.
That one is called Electronic Yang Wei, so I’ll call mine Super Yang Wei.
go to bed.
The next day, when I was woken up by the alarm clock, I also heard Yuzi's dog barking next to me.
"When this thing barks, it means it's time to get up. I have to wake it up! Get up, get up!"
"Did you really think you were the one who woke me up? It's true that you just told me not to stay in bed anymore." Chen Yuan opened his eyes dazedly, pushed away Yu Zi's dog face beside the bed, got out of bed, put on his slippers and prepared to go to the bathroom.
Then, he stopped abruptly.
?
He turned around and looked at Yuzi who had just called him to get up, and was stunned.
Seeing Chen Yuan looking at it, Yu Zi suddenly spun on the spot, so fast that it left an afterimage, and then squatted on the ground, barking with a smug look on his face, "Do you think I'm fast?"
Yuzi, that’s what I meant!
and many more……
"No, Yuzi, why are you barking like a dog?!"
Chapter 244: Supernatural Power
What was Yuzi barking about just now?
It was indeed a dog barking, because Chen Yuan heard the sound of "wang wang wang", but for some reason, when it entered his ears, it turned into Mandarin with the tone of Yu Zi.
It feels like simultaneous translation.
No, it's much more natural than that.
It's like Yuzi is really speaking human language.
"Try to say it again?" Chen Yuan pointed at Yuzi and tried to communicate.
"Why are you angry again..."
Seeing that Chen Yuan's expression was quite serious, Yuzi's body tensed up a little. He lowered his head and whimpered softly, but when the words came out of his mouth, they turned into a kind of helpless confusion.
Moreover, it is in Mandarin.
No, I'm your girlfriend? Why am I suddenly angry?
Yuzi, what's your attitude?
Damn, she looks more like a weird girlfriend!
"Oh my god, you can really talk!" Chen Yuan suddenly realized what this week's superpower was.
Able to understand what animals say.
No, the only thing that was certain now was that I could hear the dog.
Moreover, it seems to be one-sided, and the other party cannot understand what he is saying.
After all, it is still staring at him with an innocent look on its face.
"Come on, idiot."
Chen Yuan waved to the dog with a smile on his face, looking particularly gentle.
"Here it comes!" The dog whined twice, then climbed onto his body, its tail spinning like a helicopter propeller, looking quite happy.
As expected, I could only understand the tone.
I heard dog language one-sidedly...
So can it be used like this?
Thinking about it, Chen Yuan opened his heart.
Soul fusion plan!
When he was listening to Yu Zi's inner thoughts before, all he heard was "woof woof woof" with broken sentences. Now that he can understand dog language, doesn't that mean I know what he is thinking?
[Touch it quickly... right there, ah... it feels so good... pinch me, daddy, pinch me! ]
"..." Chen Yuan's body tensed up when he heard this inner voice. He retracted his hand in surprise and looked at this little wooden figure who looked pretty and cute, but was actually extremely repressed inside.
From now on, Chen Yuan automatically sealed the dog's ability to listen to the inner voice.
Birth is birth, how vulgar!
No, Yuzi, did you look through my browsing history?
However, this B ability doesn't seem to be of much use other than being fun.
As for Chen Yuan, he could play all day long in his childhood.
But I'm a big kid now, and this...
"My skin is itchy. I want to be spanked."
Yuzi, who was sitting on the ground, began to scratch her buttocks with her claws and rubbed them on the ground, with an expression that looked eager for more...
"So cool."
Chen Yuan was a little embarrassed by the mean lines. Thinking that Yuzi was a girl, there was still a possibility of change, it was just a thought...
Disgusting.
There wouldn't really be anyone interested in a plump bitch, would there?
Anyway, I'm not interested at all. The dog is fine, it would be a pity if it turned into a human, unless it only turned half, keeping the animal ears and fur... Let me make it clear in advance, I'm not a fan of Fury.
"I'm not going to spank you anyway, so don't even think about it."
After saying this to Yuzi, Chen Yuan went to the toilet and played with his phone while using it.
Then, stand up and flush the water.
At this moment, a shadow of a dog's head suddenly appeared on the glass and sighed, "It was flushed away again. What a waste."
Waste your mom.
So, will we have to hear Yuzi barking in Mandarin this week?
After shaking his head with a worried look, Chen Yuan stood up, brushed his teeth, washed his face, then went out of the bathroom and put on his school uniform.
At this time, Yuzi began to spin around madly again, shouting as he spun, "I am the fastest dog!"
Sure enough, my reading comprehension was correct.
You can only guess the thoughts of the teacher who sets the questions, while I will directly confront the dog author.
If the Trisolarans really invade, I will be the one chosen as the Wallfacer, do you understand?
If this means it's showing off, then can't I pua Yu Zi?
"Wow, so fast, Yu Zi is awesome!" Chen Yuan smiled and clapped enthusiastically, praising Yu Zi for his speed that was as fast as an afterimage.
Sure enough, it turned faster after being praised.
And it lasted longer. Chen Yuan didn't stop clapping, and the dog didn't stop spinning. After twenty seconds, the dog finally felt dizzy and swayed.
"Come here, Yuzi, come here and give me a kiss!"
Chen Yuan waved to it.
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