Alien Girl Speed ​​​​Pass Reception Plan

In this exam, not only Seuss Dahl, but all the human candidates who appear before him will become his bait.

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In the bathroom of the Full Moon College office area.

The examiner straightened his chest, walked into the bathroom, and went straight to the urinal at the back.

"Hey."

He sighed, trying to control his sphincter and let the water flow.

Although the examiner was a powerful person who had reached the peak of the fourth level and paid great attention to physical exercise, he was still unable to resist the erosion of time in some matters.

People, after all, still have to face the aging of the prostate.

The examiner inevitably entered a state of accumulating strength.

It takes more than three minutes to accumulate strength.

Fortunately, today was the day of the assessment and there were not many people in the office area or the toilet, so no one appreciated his ugly appearance.

Just then, footsteps were heard outside the bathroom.

Then, an elegant nobleman in a tuxedo and a wide-brimmed hat walked in.

The examiner took a look and then looked away.

Seuss Dahl, the second place in the first round of exams, a genius who has never been born, and the destroyer of the descendants of the evil dragon who ranked only below Li Cheng.

The examiner was impressed by him.

But even if he had an impression, he would not take the initiative to greet Hughes Dahl. On the one hand, this was to maintain the dignity of a teacher, and on the other hand, this was also to maintain the dignity of a man.

But Hughes Dahl doesn't seem to think so.

His face was filled with a warm, sunny smile, and without the slightest hesitation, he walked straight to the pool next to the examiner, threw off his tuxedo, and unbuttoned his trousers.

The examiner took one glance at the donkey-like size and was immediately in awe.

When he heard the sound of water next door again, his face suddenly turned pale.

No, there are so many pools in the sky. Why are you standing next to me?

Do you understand the rules of the men's restroom?

The splashing sound of water made the examiner upset. He took a long breath, pulled up his trousers, and walked into the toilet cubicle.

He decided not to bother with the pervert.

Sitting on the toilet, the examiner raised his head.

Since you can't handle it while standing, just sit down, which is a good opportunity to empty your stomach.

However, he never expected that a few seconds later, there was a bang, and the compartment next to him was quickly opened and closed.

From the cubicle, the examiner saw Xusdal's leather shoes.

Okay, okay, that's it, right? It's not over yet, right?

Veins bulged on the examiner's forehead. He took a few deep breaths and ultimately said nothing. He just leaned the back of his head against the wall, enjoying the moment of tranquility.

When you reach middle age, everything goes wrong and the happiest time is when you are sitting on the toilet.

As the torrential rain fell freely, he felt his soul was sublimated.

Once upon a time, when he had just entered Full Moon Academy, he would go to the bathroom with a few friends during breaks.

At that time, his prostate was still very healthy.

"Alas, what a pity, brothers, we will never see each other again."

Letting out a melancholy sigh, the examiner took out a yellowed old portrait from his bosom. The five people in the portrait, except himself, have now gone to another world.

The battle with the abyss is so cruel that an ordinary meeting may be the last one.

The sublime pleasure spread from the lower abdomen to the back of the head. The examiner, who had emptied everything, smiled at himself, exhaled, and reached for the tissue box beside him.

The box opens.

Nothing.

There wasn't even any used paper core left. There were still some scattered brown marks on the stainless steel box, as if telling some horrific story.

The examiner turned all the pockets on his body inside and out, but still found no trace of toilet paper.

He swallowed and placed his hopes on Hughes Dahl next door.

"Um, little brother, do you have any paper?"

The answer to his question was the shaking and clicking sound from next door.

Then, a gentle voice came back.

"Examiner, have you ever thought about why a toilet is called a restroom?"

It was like a bolt of lightning flashing across the examiner's head. He lowered his head, looked at his hands, and remained silent.

A few minutes later, the examiner gave up Hughes Dahl's proposal. He looked at the portraits of his comrades in his hands tenderly, and gently stroked their faces in his memory:

"Brothers, don't worry, my longing for you will not fade even if the photos fade!"

"Go with peace of mind!"

He held up the portrait resolutely.

Just at this moment, there was a "pop" sound, and a bag of tissues was thrown from the next room under the examiner.

At this moment, the examiner's eyes were filled with tears!

Thank you, Tissue Man!

He picked up the toilet paper with emotion.

Half a minute later, the examiner pushed open the door of the compartment and walked out with satisfaction.

Looking at Hughes Dahl who was waiting outside, he felt that this young man was an extremely elegant nobleman.

He opened his mouth and wanted to say something of thanks, but before he knew it, a feeling of dizziness came from the top of his head.

Then he fell to the ground.

His last consciousness made him watch Hughes Dahl walking towards him. The examiner struggled and said, "You, you... the paper is poisonous!"

"Yes." Hughes Dahl smiled gently. "The effect of anorectal administration is twice that of oral administration. Don't worry, it's just a sleeping pill, but I prepared it carefully."

"Who exactly are you..." The examiner's eyelids drooped.

"I'm Xu Si Dale, examiner. Didn't you say so?" Xu Si Dale imitated his tone and said, "The examination has already begun from this moment!"

I told you to attack the candidates, but you...attacked the examiner, right?

"You, you, you..." After the examiner called him "you" three times, he could no longer speak, fell to the ground and fainted.

And Hughes Dahl also took off the mask on his face, revealing the appearance of Li Cheng.

He smiled, dragged the examiner into the innermost compartment, and then covered his face with the reinforced Abyss Mask.

Finally, a sign saying "Under Repair" was placed at the door of the men's restroom.

Two minutes later, the examiner, wearing the examiner's coat, having the examiner's face and wearing the examiner's glasses... walked out of the bathroom.

From now on, Li Cheng...

It’s the examiner!

Chapter 77 (Eighth Update) You were asked to take an exam, and you became the examiner?

The entrance to the second round of assessment.

Xius and Mu looked slightly annoyed.

"Brother Xius, why hasn't Boss Li Cheng come back yet?"

"Brother Mu, I don't know either." Xius frowned and wiped his nose.

For some reason, he sneezed fourteen times in a row just now, and the feeling of weight on his back, as if he was carrying a pot, became even stronger.

This has never been the case before.

——Maybe it’s the Abyss Dragon that’s cursing me.

Hughes Dahl couldn't help but feel a little scared.

Just at this moment, footsteps were heard.

Li Cheng, who was wearing the examiner's uniform and hat and had the same face as the examiner, was seen walking towards the crowd with his hands behind his back.

The way he held his head and chest out looked just like a leader inspecting work.

When the candidates saw the examiner coming, the whispering stopped abruptly.

The other invigilators also quickly stood up straight.

"Ahem." Li Cheng walked in front of the crowd and coughed twice: "Now please ask the examiner to read out the rules of the second round of examination."

After saying this, he casually glanced at the staff beside him and walked into the room behind him.

The staff member felt nervous.

That’s not right. According to the annual practice, aren’t these rules read out by the examiner himself?

Could it be that……

Is the examiner checking whether he is serious about his work?

The staff member immediately broke out in a sweat, no longer daring to be arrogant, and stepped forward: "The second round of examinations will mainly test the candidates' ability to survive in adverse conditions."

"Your goal for this exam is to cross the special secret realm - the Forbidden Magic Forest and reach the end, which is the entrance to the Abyss Secret Realm where the third round of assessment will be held."

"Forbidden Magic Forest, as the name suggests, all magic except for title skills will be unusable."

"Isn't this unfair?" A candidate questioned on the spot: "In this case, those of us who don't have the title of God's Favor can only fight hand-to-hand, right?"

"Will the Abyss be fair to you?" The staff member sneered, "If you have any complaints about the exam, you can wait until you are enrolled and file a complaint with the dean's mailbox, provided that you are able to enroll."