Mu's mouth curled up.

Chapter 113 Version T0 vs Nine Clans Elimination (5000 words)

"Don't say such harsh words. This is not underwear at all. It is a holy relic, do you understand?" Mu Ang corrected and took a deep breath.

The rich smell of rotten bean milk became even more fragrant.

That look made everyone present feel cold.

Mr. Peart, in particular, was sweating profusely.

He had just sent his men to find out the details of Lord Unknown's two subordinates.

These two guys, one of them sneaked into the border law enforcement team and turned all the members of the team into Nanliang, taking advantage of them.

Another fraudulent sect disguised as a border sect organized a large-scale Slaanesh exchange meeting and wiped out the entire branch.

It is said that the bodies of the fraudulent believers who died there had no flesh left, but in the mouths of the acting leader, all the hair of the people was found. The scene was simply outrageous.

When I saw it today, it certainly lived up to its reputation.

In addition to the soul-devouring demon dog we saw yesterday, the generals under Lord Unknown are more perverted than the other.

But no matter how perverted they are, Pirt will never put his underwear over his head. It's a matter of dignity.

But he was also embarrassed to refuse Mu's request. After all, doing so would be no different from disobeying the orders of his superiors.

So he turned around and looked at his colleagues, and sure enough, their eyes were also full of resistance.

Everyone's eyes intertwined in mid-air, forming a consensus - we must never do such a despicable thing.

But the problem is that none of these bigwigs dared to jump out and resist directly.

They were all afraid of Li Cheng behind Mu.

To be precise, it is the unknown father behind Li Cheng.

As a result, the situation became awkward.

Seeing that Mu's eyes were getting more and more impatient, Pirt cleared his throat and said, "Brother, it's not that I don't want to meet your request, but things like tokens have always been the responsibility of our head of the Propaganda Department, Ms. Vallejo."

It's about passing the buck, and Mr. Peart was the first to do so!

When the dark-skinned hottie Vallejo heard this, she knew of Pirt's wolfish ambitions, so she snorted coldly, "It's true that the Propaganda Department is responsible for the token, but the budget for so many underwear to be used as a head cover is too large. I think we should consult the Minister of Finance, Mr. David."

Another blame-shifting, Miss Vallejo copied Mr. Peart’s tactics!

But who among those who can be leaders is a fool? If you can dump it, why can’t I?

So, all of a sudden, the whole square turned into a blame-shifting meeting.

"I think this matter should be addressed to Miss Varro, the Minister of Fine Arts."

"I think the responsibility for this matter should be borne by the Minister of Transport, Mr. Kanin."

"I think this matter should be handled by Mrs. Leirte of the Secretary's Office."

"..."

Soon, after a lot of passing of the buck, the blame finally fell on the last person.

Mr. Musk, the Senate Speaker, who was wearing glasses and had a big belly, was sweating profusely.

He looked at Mu Xiji's eyes and his colleagues' constant lip movements of "rejecting him", and for a moment, he didn't know what to do.

To be fair, he didn't want to wear his underwear over his head.

But if he rejected Mu, he was afraid of angering Li Cheng who was behind him.

How can this be good?

Hey, got it!

A flash of lightning flashed through the witty Mr. Musk's mind. He calmly touched his belly and said, "I, a small speaker, can't make up my mind about this kind of thing. So, I think we still need Mr. Peart, the administrative director, to make the decision!"

It's a whirling pot. Mr. Musk uses a whirling pot!

Peart: ...

Mu: ...

Leaders: …

As a result, this game of passing the flower was completed at the last moment, and a combination of skills called non-stick pan appeared in front of Mu.

He gnashed his teeth and said viciously, "What's the matter? You look down on the underwear strategy I came up with, right? Do you look down on my boss?"

"No, no, how dare we!" Peart was sweating profusely. "Hey, brother, there is nothing we can do. Look, not to mention us leaders, even the people below, no one dares to put their underwear on their heads!"

"Oh, you don't even know what nobility is, nor do you know what credit is." Mu sneered again: "Doing what I say is my way of ninja."

After he finished speaking, he swept his eyes over the staff present and the already stunned examinees: "Is there no one among you who dares to emulate me and achieve great things?"

Silence fell.

Everyone lowered their heads.

Only perverts would be willing to do something like putting underwear over their heads!

"Hey." After watching the farce for a while, Pilt stood up and said, "Brother, you can see that I didn't mean to contradict Lord Wuxiang. It's really that the people below are unwilling to do it! If someone is willing to take the lead, let alone a team of people, even if it's just one person, I will implement this policy for you."

"But right now, there's no one willing to do it, brother!"

"I swear, I swear to the Fraud Mother Goddess, that if there is one person willing to wear the inner...holy relic on his head, I will implement this decree!"

"Damn it!" Mu murmured and sighed to the sky.

He looked at the dazzling sunlight, and his sight seemed to pass through the sky and saw Xusdal lying on the hospital bed.

"Brother Xius, is there really no one in this world who can understand the combination of skills that makes you and I so excited?"

"That's all. I'll just have to..."

"and many more!"

Just when Mu was about to give up his ambition, a loud voice interrupted him!

Everyone's attention was attracted by the voice.

Anri was seen walking out of the crowd step by step, with his right hand always in his trouser pocket.

His gaze, transcending time, space, and all concepts, collided with Mu's.

At this moment, Mu even heard the background music playing around Anri.

Just like that, Anri walked to the center of the crowd, stretched out his right hand from his pocket, and what was hanging on his right hand was nothing else!

It was the lace women's underwear that Mu gave him outside the World Tree Gate!

He always wears this thing on him!

At this moment, in Mu's eyes, he was like a god!

"no no!"

"Little brother, don't!"

Peart and the leaders behind him waved their hands and shouted, hoping to stop him.

"Anri-sama, no, no!"

"You can't wear it, you can't wear it!"

Several candidates did the same, yelling madly, and Nalan Yu was so anxious that she was about to cry.

"Haha, after putting on this pair of underwear, I will no longer be a mortal, and I will never have the chance to get involved in worldly desires again." Anri looked at the lace underwear in his hand and smiled: "But, if it is the order of Boss Li Cheng..."

"If I don't go to hell, who will? Keep your promise, Mr. Peart!"

He resolutely lifted up his underwear and put it on his head!

"Damn it, damn it!" Peart held his head: "No, no, no!"

"It's over, it's all over, completely over!" Nalan Yu collapsed to the ground, his eyes dead, having given up hope of living.

From today on, everyone in the city hall will become a pervert wearing underwear over his head!

Only Mu walked slowly to Anli, his underwear and hood covered with brown dirt, shining brightly in the sun.

He just smiled and held out his hand: "I agree with your noble heart, Anri! You will become Boss Li Cheng's loyal dog number 3!"

"Now, I can become Boss Li Cheng's servant! Thank you, Mu!"

Anri stretched out his hand and they interlocked their fingers.

At this moment, art is complete!

-

In the luxurious suite on the top floor of City Hall.

Li Cheng yawned as he listened to the rustling sounds coming from the bedroom across the wall.

That was the sound of Vivian changing her clothes.

He could feel that the relationship between him and the half-demon could progress a little further.

All it takes is a small fire, and that plump... ahem.

At this moment, the system’s voice sounded:

[Your fraud dog No. 2, Mu, completed an indiscriminate terrorist attack on the city hall. ]

[He deeply implemented your art of love and helped you spread love in the City Hall of the Fraud City in 1345. ]

[The Mother of Pain is very pleased with you, and she has granted you more reputation in the Abyss.]

[You have gained 1000 Abyss reputation points, and now have 1135 Abyss reputation points. ]

[Please keep up the good work and become the Holy Son of the Abyss soon! ]

"Indiscriminate painful attack? I didn't expect that Mu was actually able to do it." Li Cheng raised his eyebrows.

This was just a small experiment of his, to see if creating pain in this copy would earn him rewards from the Mother of Pain.

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