Siheyuan, don't mess with me

"Hmph!" Ma Huihui twisted her body in anger, making Chen Zhiguo feel hot inside! "It's okay, I'll go see them tomorrow. I have to go up the mountain tomorrow anyway, so if I bring some back, there's something for you to drink, right?"

"Really? That's what you said! Don't try to fool me!" Ma Huihui said in surprise.

"When have I ever lied to you?"

Chapter 353 A huge herd of wild boars!

Ma Huihui, in a better mood, twisted a few times in Chen Zhiguo's arms. When Chen Zhiguo was about to lose his temper, he ran away with a smile, shouting in a delicate voice, "This is your punishment!"

Chen Zhiguo could only sit down and drink tea calmly. After drinking several cups of tea in a row, he calmed down. This young and restless body was becoming more and more difficult to control. Before he ate meat, he could still control it, but after eating meat for a long time, Chen Zhiguo's body was now like a powder keg that could explode at any time!

But Ma Huihui can't touch him now. Although they are together, Chen Zhiguo still respects Ma Huihui's idea! The most important thing is to save it for the most important day!

So every time Chen Zhiguo waited for Ma Huihui to fall asleep, he would practice meditation for a long time to calm himself down. This kind of practice was also beneficial to the white fox and the red fox. They practiced with him every night, and now they have become more handsome and lovely!

Now there is a big bed, Chen Zhiguo sleeps in the middle, Ma Huihui is on one side, and the other side is the territory of the two foxes. Ma Huihui is not resistant to the fox climbing onto the bed to sleep with her. Instead, she often hugs the red fox to sleep. It's not that she doesn't want to hug the white fox, but the white fox always looks down on her and surrounds Chen Zhiguo every day. Only the poor little red fox obediently listens to Ma Huihui and dares not resist!

Because he was going up the mountain, Chen Zhiguo deliberately got up two hours earlier, went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast, and then put it in the pot to warm it up, and then went out with his gun!

The white fox and the red fox also followed, but they did not go out of the main gate. Instead, they climbed over the wall and waited for Chen Zhiguo on the road outside!

This time, Chen Zhiguo still carried Li Jianshe's pass when he went out. After the routine inspection and registration, Chen Zhiguo walked out of the door with a gun on his back!

After walking for a while, he saw two foxes waiting for him on the roadside. After climbing over the first mountain, they had already entered the deep mountains. Chen Zhiguo released the two tigers as well, keeping them in the space every day, so that they could also adapt to the southern mountains and forests!

"Pa! Pa!" Chen Zhiguo slapped the tiger twice, stopping the tiger's long roar that was about to show its majestic return as a king. "What do you want to do? Do you want to scare them all away? If I can't catch the prey, I'll chop you up and stew you!"

Chen Zhiguo tapped the tiger's head to teach it a lesson. At this time, the tiger no longer had its former majesty and ferocity. Its huge, strong body lay obediently on the ground, as docile as a big cat. It did not dare to raise its head when being scolded by its owner!

"Stop shouting. Go catch prey for me. If you don't catch enough, don't come back! Do you hear me?" The big tiger nodded obediently, and then led his female tiger into the depths of the forest!

Chen Zhiguo continued to walk forward, not worrying at all that the tiger would run away and never come back. Not to mention that he could sense where the tiger ran to, even the tiger itself understood how good it was to be in space. Not only did it have no worries about food and clothing, but in space, it not only became physically strong, but also developed again. Its size had more than doubled in size. Even if it was stupid, it knew that following its master had its benefits!

This time, there was no need to dig a pit. If he encountered prey, Chen Zhiguo would catch it. If he didn't, he would not force it. He would just take a few out of the space! Therefore, Chen Zhiguo's trip became leisurely this time. He even went to the bamboo forest to dig winter bamboo shoots and went back to cook. Last night's fried bamboo shoots with bacon were very delicious!

Chen Zhiguo was digging winter bamboo shoots, and the two foxes were not idle either. The red fox quickly appeared in front of Chen Zhiguo with a pheasant in its mouth! Not long after, the white fox also ran over with a long snake, which scared Chen Zhiguo. The snake was long and thick, and it was really not easy for the small white fox to drag it over!

The white fox dragged the snake in front of Chen Zhiguo before letting go. Chen Zhiguo carefully poked the snake a few times with the shovel in his hand, and made sure that the snake was dead before he started to work on it. He was so careful that the white fox turned its head away in disdain, as if it felt embarrassed!

The snake was fatally wounded by the white fox. The wound was just below the snake's head. The sharp claws directly cut the snake's throat, leaving only a little skin attached to it! Chen Zhiguo chopped off the snake's head with a shovel. Just as he was about to dig a pit to bury it, he saw the "king" pattern on the snake's head and carefully identified it. Chen Zhiguo realized that the snake in his hand was a non-venomous snake. It was really a false alarm! No wonder the white fox looked at him with disdain. It turned out that it was mocking him for being too cautious and not recognizing what kind of snake it was at first sight!

It is large in size, with a "王"-shaped pattern on its head, and its back is yellow-green with black spots. This kind of snake is called King Elaphe, also known as Rape Snake. This kind of snake is very common in the south and is not poisonous at all. You can eat it with confidence! Chen Zhiguo shook it. This snake is really fat, weighing at least 10 pounds. For such a heavy snake, several snake recipes soon emerged in his mind, including salt and pepper snake steak, braised snake meat, clear-boiled snake soup, and snake meat porridge. They are all delicacies!

Chen Zhiguo was so happy that he gently stroked the white fox's head a few times to express his gratitude! The white fox proudly took the red fox to continue hunting, while Chen Zhiguo walked slowly along the mountain road, ready to try his luck at the creek he had met last time!

But not long after walking, Chen Zhiguo sensed that the big tiger had returned. Looking back, he saw the big tiger and its female tiger, each holding a goat in their mouths, moving rapidly through the forest, as if they were the kings of the forest, running rampant and not caring at all whether the noise they made would alarm other animals!

Although the tiger posed no threat to the birds on the tree, they were still frightened by its momentum and flew away in panic! For a moment, the bloody aura of the tiger drove all the small animals in the deep forest out. Large flocks of frightened birds flew up, and many small animals also hid. Chen Zhiguo saw a mountain beast rolled out of the woods in a ball. When it saw it was far away from the tiger, it stretched its body and quickly ran into the weeds and disappeared! Several pheasants also flew away from the forest, and Chen Zhiguo was so angry that he rolled his eyes. The distance was too far, and Chen Zhiguo's steel balls could not hit them. If he used a gun, one shot would leave half of the body of a pheasant! Chen Zhiguo didn't want such food!

The tiger was walking through the forest unscrupulously, without any sense of its owner's dissatisfaction with it. Instead, it ran to Chen Zhiguo with a smug look as if asking for credit and reward, with an expression as if asking "Praise me!", which made Chen Zhiguo laugh and cry!

"You are such an idiot. Several pheasants have flown away. Didn't you see them? Can't you catch them?" Facing Chen Zhiguo's reprimand, the two tigers looked at him with innocent eyes. Chen Zhiguo was speechless in front of the two fools. They are just stupid. What can you do? The white fox is still easier to worry about. It knows what he is thinking without being told!

The two goats didn't look very fat, so Chen Zhiguo planned to keep one and give the other one to the tiger as a reward. Unexpectedly, the tiger was not interested in the food at all. It just looked at the goat on the ground without moving its mouth and kept circling around Chen Zhiguo's thighs, just like the white fox!

This is all because they are used to eating in the space. The rabbits in the space are much more delicious than the food outside. They don’t want to eat them. Chen Zhiguo can only take two rabbits from the space and throw them to them. Only then can he see them wolfing down the food. Can this still be called the king of beasts, the tiger? Isn’t this just raising a big cat?

He told the tigers to continue hunting after eating, and reminded them not to catch strange things. Looking at their cute eyes, Chen Zhiguo patted their heads speechlessly and said, "Forget it, just do what you want and catch whatever you want!"

After Chen Zhiguo collected the goat on the ground into the space, he continued to move forward! Along the way, he picked some wild fruits and vegetables that he knew. He was lucky enough to catch a rabbit and two pheasants on the way, but he didn't see any traces of wild boars!

Originally, Chen Zhiguo wanted to go and see the Monkey Wine, but after thinking about it, he realized that the tree hole would not have changed much in such a short time, and he would have to wait for a year or two to go there!

Just when Chen Zhiguo was walking in the woods as if he was strolling in a park, the white fox suddenly sent a message saying that it had seen a group of wild boars and asked him to hurry over!

Chen Zhiguo was shocked. He began to move quickly through the forest according to the direction of the white fox. After five or six minutes, he arrived at a valley!

This is a small valley surrounded by mountains. The howling cold wind in winter is blocked by the peaks and cannot blow here at all. Standing at the bottom of the valley, you can obviously feel the warm spring-like climate here. There are also smart wild boars among them. They have chosen a good place!

In the valley, there lived a large herd of wild boars. The leader was a big wild boar, which Chen Zhiguo estimated to be about 500 kilograms. Such fat wild boars were rare, no wonder they could maintain such a large herd. A 500-kilogram wild boar was simply invincible in this forest. Even the big tiger in his space, if it had not been nursed in space and had not had secondary development, would not dare to confront such a wild boar head-on. The tiger had no way to deal with the shiny hard armor on the wild boar! And a simple collision with the wild boar could kill the tiger!

It is not surprising that such a fierce leader leads a large group of wild boars. Chen Zhiguo counted them carefully. The five sows, although not as exaggerated as the big wild boars, can also weigh about 300 to 400 kilograms. From the size, it can be judged that they are the concubines of the big wild boars! There are eleven adult wild boars, each weighing more than 200 kilograms. There are also small wild boars of different sizes, weighing a hundred kilograms, fifty or sixty kilograms. This number is a bit too much, more than twenty heads, and the entire herd is close to fifty wild boars! It is a super large herd of wild boars!

If we hunt all these wild boars, we probably won’t have to worry about it this year. We can just hunt for the prey we want to eat every time, and we don’t have to go all over the mountains to look for it! And we can’t eat wild boar meat every day at home. Didn’t you see Ma Huihui complaining that she has gained weight? It’s okay to change the taste appropriately!

Chen Zhiguo picked up his gun and started the hunting operation!

Chapter 354 A lake in the deep mountains!

The location where Chen Zhiguo was standing was the exit from the valley, which was also the only exit for the wild boars. The other three sides were steep cliffs, so there was no need to worry about the wild boars escaping in other directions!

To catch a thief, you must first catch the leader. Chen Zhiguo must kill the big wild boar first, and the remaining wild boars will be easy to deal with! The five-six-and-a-half rifles that Li Jianshe sent and the five-six-and-a-half rifles that Gu Cheng got for Chen Zhiguo before were all loaded with bullets. With twenty rounds of bullets, Chen Zhiguo should be able to hit the target with every shot!

At this time, the rising sun had just shone into the valley, and the sleeping wild boars climbed up one by one at the roar of the big wild boar, and prepared to go out to find food under the leadership of the big wild boar!

The oncoming sunlight was a bit dazzling for the big wild boar. It looked dazedly at a person on the road in front of it. The big wild boar was not panicked at all. It walked out slowly, while looking back and humming in dissatisfaction to remind the young wild boars behind it to stop playing, keep up with the team, and prepare to go out for dinner!

Chen Zhiguo, who was standing not far away, didn't take the wild boar seriously at all. In his eyes, this skinny animal couldn't withstand his charge, not to mention that he had a large family. No one in the forest could withstand their collective charge! So he still walked slowly towards the valley entrance with his family!

Chen Zhiguo fired, and a bullet flew through its eye in an instant, hitting the depths of its brain, rolling inside! The intense pain made the wild boar howl miserably, and its body began to jump and flip involuntarily, and then ran towards Chen Zhiguo at an accelerated speed! The blood-red one-eyed man stared at Chen Zhiguo, the person who made it painful!

The pigs following behind it saw the boss start to run. Although they didn’t understand why, they had lived under its suppression for a long time, and their obedient hearts made them follow closely behind!

Chen Zhiguo saw the wild boars start to run wild, but he did not panic. Instead, he quickly pulled the trigger and started to call out the names one by one! Soon, the pigs following the big boar fell to the ground one after another, and the big boar could not hold on any longer. At the beginning, he ran only because of his strong body, but it was only a short-lived recovery. After running for a distance, the big boar's limbs became soft, and after rolling on the ground for a few times, he lay on the ground and could not move!

The pigs following behind started to panic. Since they couldn't go forward, they had to retreat. The wild boar that wanted to turn around collided with the wild boar that was running behind it. The pigs started to panic, especially the little pigs, who ran around in the valley like headless flies!

Chen Zhiguo replaced the bullets in the gun in his hand and slowly called out the names one by one. They would all be wounded sooner or later anyway, so it would be better to get it done now so that he wouldn't have to reshoot them when he took them out later!

The sound of gunfire rang out densely in the valley, scaring away the birds in the nearby forests, but soon the gunfire stopped. Nearly half of the bullets given by Hu Weijun yesterday were used up today, and the harvest was full. Chen Zhiguo walked and collected as he went, and soon he had collected all the wild boars on the ground into the space!

Even though today's mission was completed, it was not yet noon and there were still several hours before the time agreed with Hu Weijun. Chen Zhiguo planned to take a good walk around the forest!

After climbing over a mountain, Chen Zhiguo really found a good place, a lake surrounded by mountains. It was sparsely populated, and the gurgling streams from several mountains converged into this sparkling lake! The biting cold wind outside the mountain was blocked by the towering peaks. There was no withering here, only a piece of greenery!

The tranquil lakeside is like a beautiful painting. The lake is like a mirror, reflecting the blue sky and white clouds. The breeze blows gently, creating ripples. There is a green meadow by the lake, with colorful wild flowers blooming on the meadow, exuding a faint fragrance in the breeze!

The lake water is crystal clear, and the fish are playing freely in the water. Their shadows are shining with golden light under the sunlight! Chen Zhiguo decided to take a rest here and catch some fish to improve his food. He can't just eat meat every day!

The fish here have never been fished by anyone before, so Chen Zhiguo almost always caught a fish as soon as he cast the hook. After catching a few fish in a row, Chen Zhiguo lost interest. It was really unchallenging and not fun at all!

He stopped fishing, but the white fox and the red fox became interested. Seeing Chen Zhiguo put away his rod, the two foxes jumped into the lake at the same time. Soon, they grabbed the fish and ran to Chen Zhiguo. "What are you doing? If you want to eat it, just eat it. Why are you looking at me?"

The white fox threw the still jumping fish to the ground and began to act cute around Chen Zhiguo's legs! "What do you want to do? Do you want me to get you some fish?"

The white fox sent Chen Zhiguo a message about grilled fish. Chen Zhiguo glared at it fiercely. Who is the big king? How come it has no idea at all? Now it can even arrange the master. It's so bold!

But even though he complained, Chen Zhiguo still succumbed to the cute look in the white fox's eyes. He went to chop some branches and prepared to start grilling the fish!

After finishing the grilled fish, Chen Zhiguo looked at the time and began to prepare to go down the mountain. He collected some lake water and re-irrigated the extinguished charcoal fire left over from the grilled fish. Only then did he feel at ease to leave this beautiful and very quiet lake!

When they reached the first hill, Chen Zhiguo remembered that he seemed to have forgotten the two tigers. He quickly checked their positions. They were really good. After being scolded by Chen Zhiguo, the two tigers seemed to have opened their minds. They caught pheasants, hares, and molehills. They caught whatever they saw. In the end, they caught a lot of prey. The female tiger stayed to watch over it and was playing with a ball out of boredom, while the big tiger went to catch prey by itself! At this moment, they were lurking in the woods, preparing to catch the monkeys in the trees!

Chen Zhiguo quickly stopped him and said, "If you don't eat the monkey yourself, why catch it?"

When he arrived at the scene, Chen Zhiguo was delighted. This female tiger was really carefree. It was a hedgehog, not a ball. It was rolling back and forth on the ground, having a lot of fun. It was not afraid of pricking its claws. Chen Zhiguo quickly released the dizzy hedgehog!

The performance was good this time, and a total of six pheasants, two wild rabbits and a mole were caught. Chen Zhiguo wanted to release the mole, but it had been killed by a big tiger. So he could only take it back and stew it for meat. It is said that the meat is very fragrant, especially when braised. It tastes much better than braised pork, but the skin is thick and needs to be stewed for a long time!

After collecting the prey, after praising the big tiger, they collected the couple! Just like last time, they made a sled and released three pigs, two weighing more than 200 kilograms, and one weighing more than 300 kilograms, which added up to nearly 700 kilograms!

Not long after we came out of the mountains, we saw Hu Weijun waiting by the road on a motorcycle tricycle!

"Zhiguo, you are so awesome!" Seeing that there were three more pigs, Hu Weijun's teeth were about to fall off with laughter, and his mouth was about to break to his chin!

"That's enough! Stop talking nonsense. I'm so tired. I ran so far to kill these three. I'm so tired!" Chen Zhiguo complained.

"You take a rest, I'll do it, I'll do it!" Hu Weijun hurried forward and tried to move the pig onto the tricycle, but he couldn't even lift it! He could only look at Chen Zhiguo awkwardly, laughing!

"Look at me! You are so useless!" Chen Zhiguo didn't want to show off that he could use only one hand, so he used both hands and threw the three pigs into the carriage without any effort!

"You are really amazing, you are really strong!" Hu Weijun quickly gave Chen Zhiguo a thumbs up.

"Alright! Let's go! I'll walk back slowly behind you!"

"I'll give you a ride for a while. Can't you get off at the gate?"

"No need, you go first, don't say you missed it, just say you received it!"

"I know. Don't worry about me. I'll do it!" Hu Weijun drove away on his tricycle. This time, Chen Zhiguo didn't bleed the pig. It was too late to go back, and the blood would coagulate in the meat. The meat would not taste good. He had to go back and deal with it quickly!

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After Chen Zhiguo returned home, he took a hot bath and changed his clothes before coming out with a flushed face. "How is it? What do you think we'll have for dinner tonight?"

Ma Huihui was picking up the prey that Chen Zhiguo had brought back: four hares, five pheasants, and a goat! Unfortunately, the red fox was held in her arms again, and only the white fox stood calmly under the eaves!

"I don't know either, just do it yourself!" Ma Huihui's decision-making difficulty came back. She wanted to eat everything she saw, but she was afraid of gaining weight! She simply threw the problem to Chen Zhiguo!

"Then let's have the chicken first. Braised or stewed?"

"One for braised, one for soup!" Ma Huihui would choose and arrange both directly! Then, Ma Huihui sat under the eaves and watched Chen Zhiguo deal with the prey!

There is ready-made hot water at home, so the plucking work is done very quickly. If it is not done quickly, it will have to be done quickly. The hot water will give off a smell of chicken shit, which is a bit irritating!

Five chickens were processed together. Except for the two chickens that were to be eaten, Chen Zhiguo smeared salt on the remaining three and hung them under the eaves. With two foxes at home, he was not afraid of any small animals attacking the chickens. Now even the mice have disappeared from the house. Chen Zhiguo's yard has become a forbidden area for mice!

After processing the chicken, Chen Zhiguo began to get busy, braising some and stewing some. After processing them, he covered the pot and came out to deal with the remaining prey. Rabbits were easy to handle. Chen Zhiguo was very fast at skinning them now. He made a small cut and soon, a rabbit skin was peeled off! When the fragrance came out of the kitchen, the four rabbits had been processed and hung under the eaves!

There was no rush to clean up the goat because it was time for dinner and there was an annoying noise coming from the door.

"Zhiguo, open the door!"

Chapter 355 Li Jianshe, the freeloader!

The two who were eating for free, Li Jianshe and Hu Weijun,

"I say, can you two come at a different time next time? How can you always calculate the time just right and come right after dinner?" Chen Zhiguo opened the door unhappily.

"No!" Li Jianshe and Hu Weijun answered in unison, which amused Ma Huihui beside them and made her giggle!

"Come in! You're standing at the door and want to be the door god?"

Li Jianshe and Hu Weijun did not dare to refute, thinking, if you don’t make way, how can we dare to come in?

As soon as he entered the yard, he smelled the fragrance. Li Jianshe sniffed his nose and said, "Braised chicken, stewed chicken soup!"

"Your nose is sharper than a dog's. You can smell it!" Chen Zhiguo gave a thumbs up.

"That's right. When I was in the army, I worked in the kitchen for more than a year!" Li Jianshe said proudly, "So, this little taste is not a problem for me!"

"Okay, stop bragging and go sit in the room!" Chen Zhiguo ignored them. The chicken nuggets were already well-seasoned and needed to be quickly served. He also needed to clean the pot and cook the noodles. Chen Zhiguo made the Western Region Big Plate Chicken tonight just to save on the staple food, but he didn't expect these two foodies to be so shameless. He had already given them three pigs, but they still wanted to come over for a free meal!