Siheyuan, don't mess with me
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There was no bathroom in the house. Women took a bath by getting a basin of warm water and wiping themselves in the room. Men gathered in the pool in the middle courtyard with towels and soap, wearing big boxer shorts, and started taking a cold bath!
After Jia Dongxu finished his shower and returned home, Qin Huairu had also finished her shower. Under the yellow light, Qin Huairu had a blush on her face after her shower. She was wearing a thin round-neck vest and knee-length shorts, with all the buttons on her chest not buttoned!
Qin Huairu was drying her hair. As her arms kept shaking, her chest was shaking. Jia Dongxu felt hot and reached out to touch her. They were an old couple. Qin Huairu just rolled her eyes and did not stop him.
"What do you women talk about?"
"I want to make you a set of clothes made of the same fabric as the one Chen Zhiguo is wearing. You will be cool in summer!"
"No, I don't wear clothes suitable for the work I do. If it gets hotter, I'll just wear a cross-bar vest! I'll make you one for yourself. You haven't even bought any clothes since you got married!"
"I bought two pieces of clothing!" Qin Huairu's face suddenly turned red, not knowing whether it was because of Jia Dongxu's hand or because of something else.
"Buy it! How much? Do you have enough money?"
"Enough, it's not big clothes, it's small clothes!" Qin Huairu's face became redder and redder, and her eyes became watery.
"Small clothes, how small are they? Can they be worn?"
"Wait until I buy it back, and you'll know!" Qin Huairu glanced at Jia Dongxu's hand.
"Go to bed early! Bring Banggeng to sleep next to mom!"
"Ok!"
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At Xu Damao's home, after taking a shower, Xu Damao saw Li Yuhua sitting on the bed with her head down. "Yuhua, what's wrong? I came back and saw you looking unhappy?"
"Da Mao, will you dislike me?" Li Yuhua's eyes were slightly red.
Xu Damao was surprised, took a step forward and hugged Li Yuhua, "Yuhua, what's the matter? Why do I dislike you?"
"That's right, that's right, that's right!" Li Yuhua really couldn't say it out loud, so she simply grabbed Xu Damao's hand and pressed it on her body, "Will you dislike it?"
Xu Damao laughed, "What's there to be disgusted with? I'm interested in you as a person, not just this!"
"But, but, they all..." Li Yuhua gestured with her hands, feeling depressed and a little inferior!
"What's the big deal? People are tall, short, fat, and thin. What's the point of comparing them? Big is good, small is good, and I like you like this!" Xu Damao not only said this, but also grabbed her. After all, they had just gotten married not long ago. Li Yuhua still felt shy and quickly twisted her body to get rid of him! However, how could she escape easily after falling into Xu Damao's hands?
"You women are more interested in this than anything else when you are together?" Xu Damao's evil taste came up. He hugged Li Yuhua and whispered in her ear, gesturing with his hands.
"No, no comparison. It's just a small dress designed by Sister Xueru. It's very comfortable to wear. We both want two pieces. When we reported the sizes, they were all bigger than mine!" Li Yuhua was hiding something. It's normal for several married women to be crazy occasionally when they are together, but this process cannot be told to others!
"What kind of little clothes?"
"Oh! It's worn inside. When it's done, you'll be able to see it, right?" Li Yuhua was too embarrassed to explain and could only let Xu Damao see the effect later!
Being interrupted by Xu Damao, Li Yuhua's mind was no longer entangled, and she said with affection, "Da Mao, go to sleep!"
"it is good!"
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Different stories happened in these families tonight. On Chen Zhiguo's side, Chen Xueru was trying on the clothes designed by Chen Zhiguo and asked, "How is it?"
"The effect is good. If it were black and had some lace trim, it would be even more beautiful!" Chen Zhiguo gave his comments after watching the special performances of Chen Xueru and Jiang Xiaohua!
"Okay, I'll make a few tomorrow! In different colors! I sold several today, and they all ordered two!"
"I said they were all shy when they came out!"
"You can see that,"
"What's the big deal? That blush is obviously not caused by the heat. Besides, our room isn't hot! You guys wouldn't be like this in the room, would you?" Chen Zhiguo pointed at what Chen Xueru was wearing.
"What's the big deal? How can you feel comfortable if you don't try it?"
"Zhiguo, what's going on in your head? You can even think of things that women can think of. Do you have any crooked ideas?"
Chen Zhiguo really admires Chen Xueru's brain circuit, but can he say that he knows it from watching videos and pictures? "Isn't it you who complained? Besides, the clothes Xiaohua wears are not convenient every day. Isn't it that I want to help you solve the problem?" Chen Zhiguo said seriously.
"I believe you!" Chen Xueru also stopped there. No matter what, Chen Zhiguo's consideration for her was enough to move Chen Xueru. How dare he use unfounded suspicion? Only a stupid woman would have such a brain!
"I tell you, they!..." Chen Xueru whispered softly in Chen Zhiguo's ear with blushing cheeks. Her shy look made Chen Zhiguo, who was listening, imagine a lot!
Chen Zhiguo patted Chen Xueru on the backhand and said, "Okay, stop dawdling, go wash up and get ready for bed!"
"I know!" Chen Xueru responded coquettishly, gave Chen Zhiguo a charming look, then turned and left the room, heading towards the bathroom to take a shower.
Watching Chen Xueru's departing figure, Chen Zhiguo shook his head helplessly, smiling bitterly in his heart. Because of his special physique, his body is always unusually cool in summer, like a piece of ice. This also makes them particularly like to hold him to sleep, feeling very comfortable and cozy. However, the result is that every morning when he wakes up, Chen Zhiguo always finds that he is like being pressed down by two heavy mountains, being pressed so hard that he can hardly move, as if the whole person is tightly bound!
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The small courtyard began to become lively in the afternoon. Grandma, Wang Meihua, Chen Wanyi, and the second aunt gathered in the living room of Chen Zhiguo's house. Grandpa, Chen Dayong, He Daqing, and Liu Haizhong set up a chessboard under the shade of the trees in the yard and played chess, smoked, and drank tea!
The young people were busy, while the women began to wash vegetables, such as leeks, mushrooms, enoki mushrooms, green peppers, eggplants, etc. He Yuzhu was cutting meat. The large basin beside him was already full of cut meat waiting for He Yuzhu to pickle.
The three Liu brothers and Jia Dongxu started to build a barbecue rack! Two long benches, a thick wooden board on top, and then they started to lay red bricks to build a barbecue table!
"It's too wide. The skewers won't be wide enough to hold the meat!" Chen Zhiguo took a look and quickly asked them to dismantle it and rebuild it.
"Zhu Zi, string one together for them to see first, otherwise the size will be wrong!" Chen Zhiguo looked at the base bricks they had laid and felt that they were still too wide, so he quickly asked He Yuzhu to bring a sample over!
Chapter 307 Barbecue
"Come and help me!" Xu Damao shouted at the top of his lungs from outside the gate.
"Here they come!" "Here they come!" Several men put down their work and ran out.
Soon, a man came in carrying a beer barrel, and Liu Guangtian also came in pushing Xu Damao's bicycle. Xu Damao parked his bicycle and sat on a chair. "Ouch! I'm so tired. This thing is heavier than the projector I dragged!"
Li Yuhua saw Xu Damao's face was covered with sweat, and quickly brought a basin of water over, "Damo, wash up quickly!"
Seeing his wife treating him like this, Xu Damao exclaimed from the bottom of his heart, "Hehe! My wife is still the best!"
"Virtue! Wash quickly!" After all, she was still a new bride, and she was shy. When Xu Damao praised her in front of everyone, Li Yuhua felt sweet in her heart, but she spat softly in her mouth.
"Brother Damao, why did you bring back three barrels?" Liu Guangtian asked curiously after placing the three beer barrels.
"Didn't someone brag to me last night that he could drink a barrel of beer? Today I want to see how he can drink this barrel of beer!" Xu Damao was smug about his ability to trick He Yuzhu.
"Can this barrel be the same? Am I talking about this barrel?" He Yuzhu shouted. There are generally two specifications of loose beer barrels, a large barrel of 25 liters and a small barrel of 10 liters. He Yuzhu boasted to Xu Damao last night that one person could drink a barrel, which means a 10-liter barrel. With such a barrel of loose beer, you can drink it slowly and go to the toilet a few more times. It is no problem to finish it! Who knew that Xu Damao directly brought back the largest beer barrel today, a 25-liter barrel!
"You can't drink much, don't force yourself. No one will blame you if you just say it straight! I worked so hard to get the wine back, and I was afraid that you wouldn't have enough to drink, so I bought an extra bucket specially. I'm so tired! He Yuzhu, what's wrong with you? Are you a coward?" Xu Damao shook his head, looking like he deserved a beating!
Xu Damao is always talkative, especially when he meets He Yuzhu, they are at loggerheads with each other, and they are determined to win the day!
"Whoever is a coward is a grandson! Xu Damao, how about we have a competition? Each of us has a bucket. Whoever finishes drinking first wins." He Yuzhu's stupid temper also came up. If it was someone else, he would be a coward, but if it was Xu Damao, He Yuzhu would never admit defeat even if he was beaten to death!
In such an occasion, the women of both families did not speak. First, they were considering their men's reputation. If they spoke up to dissuade them at this time, their men's reputation would be completely lost! Second, this loose beer is not intoxicating, and women can drink two or three pounds. Let them compete. If their stomachs are full, they will naturally not be able to compete!
The few people playing chess under the shade of the tree just looked at them and smiled, but did not stop them from making a fuss. In their eyes, beer was not alcohol, it was horse urine. Whoever wanted to drink it could drink it. It was like water and not intoxicating. Just drink it! What a big deal!
"Don't drink a bucket each, both of you. I've given it to you. What should we drink?" Chen Zhiguo stood up and said jokingly, He Yuzhu and Xu Damao each had a bucket, and the rest of the people shared the remaining bucket. Who can drink this? "I'll give you a big bucket of beer. Find two big tea mugs. If that doesn't work, get two big soup bowls. Drink from each other. Isn't it fair this way? Whoever can't finish first will admit defeat!"
"No problem!" Xu Damao glanced at He Yuzhu and agreed nonchalantly.
"I'll listen to you!" He Yuzhu glanced at Xu Damao and nodded in agreement.
Suddenly, Chen Zhiguo said with a sly smile, "I'll add one more condition. Neither of you are allowed to go to the bathroom during the race. Whoever goes will lose. Is that ok?"
This really stumped Xu Damao and He Yuzhu. Who could guarantee this? What if they exploded? But no one wanted to say they disagreed. You looked at me, I looked at you, and the two of them just kept silent!
"Forget it, forget it, just stop making trouble. It's a rare occasion for us to get together, so why not have some food and drinks and have some fun?" As the oldest person, Jia Dongxu saw the embarrassed expressions of the two people and began to persuade them, trying to find a way for them to save face!
"Yes, Damao, Zhuzi, it's rare to have so much meat today, let's eat more meat and drink less!" Liu Guangqi also spoke up.
He Yuzhu glanced at Xu Damao and knew that this buddy didn't dare to accept the challenge, so he said arrogantly, "Xu Damao, if you want to admit defeat, just say it sooner. Don't dither like a woman. Why are you hesitating? Do you want to drink or not? Just tell me straight out!" He Yuzhu originally wanted to squeeze Xu Damao and make him admit defeat automatically!
However, his mouth is stinky. Even if he said something nice, it was full of sarcasm. How could Xu Damao tolerate it? It was still uncertain who would win or lose. Besides, he didn't want to save face. If he didn't drink and admitted his mistake, he would definitely be laughed at by He Yuzhu for the rest of his life!
"He Yuzhu, you are so good. I kindly gave you a chance, but you still don't appreciate it. What's the matter? You don't accept it, right? You want to practice with me today? You better think about it, don't be a coward."
"Whoever is a coward is a grandson! Just tell me the truth! Do you dare to drink this wine?" He Yuzhu could remain calm when meeting other people, but when facing Xu Damao, he got so angry that he just confronted him!
"Drink! Why not drink? Whoever doesn't drink is a grandson! Whoever loses is a grandson!" Xu Damao also got angry, he stood up and pointed at He Yuzhu and said,
At this point, He Yuzhu had to agree even if he didn't want to. He was the one who added fuel to the fire, and he was the one who got burned. For the sake of his face, he had to agree. Besides, when it came to drinking, He Yuzhu really looked down on Xu Damao and thought that Xu Damao was just a rookie!
Seeing the two people arguing with each other, the others stopped trying to persuade them. They were both like people who attract attention. The more they persuaded them, the more they would not listen. So they just let them be. Anyway, they would not be the ones who suffered in the end!
In order to organize this barbecue party, Chen Zhiguo prepared ten kilograms of mutton, ten kilograms of pork belly, and also took out some chicken wings and chicken legs, which are the favorites of women and children!
There wasn't much meat, so not many skewers per person, but Chen Zhiguo knew that he couldn't let everyone eat as much as they wanted! After all, there were so many people, and in this period of food shortage, everyone, whether women or children, were big eaters. If they didn't control themselves, how much meat would they need to eat to their heart's content? Therefore, even if the door was closed, it was hard to guarantee that it wouldn't arouse the jealousy of others.
Therefore, Chen Zhiguo decided to moderate the supply of meat to ensure that everyone could have a taste! In order to make everyone full, in addition to meat, Chen Zhiguo also specially prepared five fat grass carps weighing more than four pounds. Later, he will personally guide He Yuzhu to make grilled fish, and then pair it with a large pot of steaming and delicious mutton soup. In addition, he also asked Jiang Xiaohua to bring Qin Huairu and Yu Li to steam several baskets of two-piece flour buns to provide sufficient staple food.
In this way, you can eat meat and be full without being too wasteful!
As the sun set, the temperature began to drop a little, and the barbecue in the yard began. He Yuzhu had never practiced it before, and Chen Zhiguo had only watched it but had never tried it. After the two of them pondered for a while, they finally took out the finished product, sprinkled some chili powder on it, and Liu Guangtian became the first person to try it!
"It's delicious and smells so good!" Although his mouth was burned and it was very spicy, Liu Guangtian sucked it in and out, and was reluctant to spit out the meat in his mouth. He swallowed it with great difficulty!
After knowing the approximate temperature, He Yuzhu grilled for a while and then handed the barbecue stall to Chen Zhiguo. He was going to prepare the ingredients for the grilled fish. The elderly and children wanted something lighter in flavor, while they wanted something spicier and more numb!
Here, Jiang Xiaohua, Qin Huairu, Yu Li and other women had already put the steamed buns made from two-grain flour in baskets and carried them out. They also brought out the cooked mutton offal soup!
"Xiaoyong. Xiaoyong, come here!" It was summer vacation. Hu Xiaoyong and Hu Xiaojun came here every day to practice calligraphy with Chen Xiaoli. Chen Zhiguo handed over a skewer and said, "Eat it while it's hot and cold. Go home and see if grandma is back. Ask her to come over for dinner!"
"I got it, Brother Zhiguo!" Hu Xiaoyong did not run out with the skewers, but gave the skewers in his hand to his younger brother, and then left the yard!
Several small tables had already been set up in the yard. The old people, children, and elders ate first. After He Yuzhu prepared the side dishes for the grilled fish, he also added a few pots of cold dishes and served them to grandpa. Chen Dayong and the others drank first. The elders were not used to drinking beer, saying it was horse urine, and they drank white wine instead. Several people sat at a small table, chatting and eating, without competing in drinking. When they wanted to drink, they would just pick up the glass and take a sip, leisurely!
The children were already attracted by the aroma and gathered around the barbecue stall! They stared at the skewers flying up and down in Chen Zhiguo's hands with wide eyes, full of anticipation and desire, and quietly swallowed the saliva that was gushing out of their mouths!
"Brother, when is the best time? I can't wait!" Chen Xiaoli looked at Chen Zhiguo who was busy all the time and asked anxiously,
"Wait a minute, the meat is not cooked yet!" Chen Zhiguo lowered his head, fanning it with a palm-leaf fan in one hand and flipping the skewers of meat in the other hand!
On the brick barbecue platform, there are strings of juicy meat on the left and golden and crispy chicken wings and chicken legs on the right. These delicacies are being baptized by charcoal fire. As the temperature gradually rises, the fat they secrete drops down, and when it comes into contact with the red charcoal, it instantly ignites a blazing red flame, accompanied by a "sizzling" sound and wisps of green smoke. The tempting aroma of this fat, like an invisible hand, firmly grasps the nose of each child, making their mouths constantly secrete saliva!
Chen Zhiguo skillfully sprinkled a handful of chili powder and cumin powder, adding a stronger flavor to the already fragrant skewers! In an instant, the spicy taste and fragrance blended with each other, forming a unique and rich aroma! Slowly rising, gradually filling the sky above the entire courtyard. The breeze blew past, sending this strong fragrance to every corner of the courtyard, making the entire courtyard shrouded in this fragrance!
Chapter 308 The party was reported!
One child divided two skewers of pork, two skewers of lamb, two chicken wings and one chicken leg. After Chen Zhiguo had finished dividing them, he put the remaining skewers, chicken wings and chicken legs on a plate and brought it to the women's table, letting them eat first!
Then he gave the barbecue position to Liu Guangtian. It was impossible for him to serve these men who were just standing there idly. If they wanted to eat, they could do it themselves. That way, they would have fun eating!
He Yuzhu's grilled fish has been put on the shelf. The tray was made by a master chef at the steel mill. Chen Zhiguo had wanted to grill fish for a long time, but he was always busy and had no time to do it! There were only two sets of grill trays. Chen Zhiguo thought of making spicy and non-spicy ones at the time. He grilled the fish for the women and the older generation who were drinking first, and he was not in a hurry to eat the rest!
Without the children around, these idle men began to gather in front of the barbecue stall.
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