Siheyuan, don't mess with me
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"The day after tomorrow, I'll bring the girl over. Let's set the time at half past ten!"
Yan Bugui's heart tightened when he heard this, "Can it be earlier?"
Matchmaker Wang glanced at him. This old man Yan was really stingy. His son was going on a blind date, but he wanted to save money on lunch. How could he do things this way? "No, the girl lives far away. It will take time to get here. I have to get up early. If I'm delayed for an hour on the way, I can't be sure!"
"Okay then! I got it!"
Matchmaker Wang patted her butt and left, still cursing in her heart, "This stingy old man Yan is not even polite during the meal. Although I don't like the food in your house, you can't just say it!"
Really, he didn't take me seriously, so you can't blame me! At this time, Matchmaker Wang had already decided on the blind date. If you want to blame someone, blame Yan Bugui for being too stingy and not making Matchmaker happy!
Little did she know that after she left, Yan Bugui was also muttering, "This person really doesn't understand reason. Why can't he come earlier or later? He chose to come at mealtime. This is not intentional!"
"Okay, boss, what do you think we should do about this?" Li Ruihua asked worriedly. Yan Jiecheng's whereabouts are still unknown, and he has a blind date the day after tomorrow. What should he do?
Yan Bugui glanced at the second brother Yan Jiefang who was eating and said, "It's okay, let the second brother take over!"
"Dad, I'm only eighteen!"
"You are not nineteen years old anymore. You will be old enough in half a year!" Yan Bugui said dissatisfiedly.
"Isn't Big Brother still married? Big Brother, come first!"
"Your elder brother is busy every day, how can he have time? If you don't agree, just use your elder brother's name to help him. There are two options. You can choose whichever you want."
Yan Jiefang was tangled up. It was not impossible to get married, but it was too soon. He hadn't had enough fun yet. When Yan Jiefang thought about being bound by his family, he was unhappy. "Dad, I don't want blind dates. You should find my eldest brother!"
"You're still not happy? You didn't want the chance I gave you, so don't even think about begging me in the future!" Yan Bugui was angry. Is he my son if he didn't take advantage of such a good opportunity?
But Yan Jiefang still had his female classmates in his heart, so how could he think about blind dates? He said firmly, "Dad, I'll wait until my eldest brother gets married!"
"Okay then!" Yan Bugui chose to suspend his consideration! He will look for her again tomorrow. If there is still no news, he will let Yan Jiefang take his eldest brother's name and meet her first, and then decide!
Time passed quickly, and Yan Bugui still failed to find Yan Jiecheng. The night before, under his coercion and inducement, Yan Jiefang nodded awkwardly and agreed to go on a blind date in his elder brother's name!
"Boss, how are we going to arrange lunch for tomorrow?" Li Ruihua asked worriedly. There were only potatoes, cabbages and radishes at home, and usually there was only one dish. But today was a blind date, and if they didn't leave some food for him at this time, people would really gossip about him!
"I'll get up early tomorrow and go fishing, so I can have some food, right?"
“But what if I can’t catch any fish?” Nowadays, any place suitable for fishing is packed with people. It doesn’t require a ticket, and as long as you spend some time, you can add some meat to the family dinner table. Who wouldn’t want to do it!
Yan Bugui was so angry that he was speechless. As a senior fishing expert, how could he tolerate such an insult? "Go to sleep, go to sleep!"
Early in the morning, Yan Bugui set off on his bicycle, which was of unknown origin. Li Ruihua looked at his back with a worried look on his face. This old man hasn't even arranged what to eat for lunch. What should he do?
Li Ruihua was worried for the whole morning. Fortunately, Yan Bugui was very lucky today and came back on time at ten o'clock. "Look, aren't the dishes for lunch ready?" Yan Bugui said proudly while holding two fish. There are probably three or two kinds of fish in one fish, and each fish weighs only one or two taels.
"Boss, it's just this small, what shall we do?" Li Ruihua was also worried, it's so small!
"Braise the big one. No, no need to braise it. We don't have soy sauce at home. Just steam it! Let's make fish soup for the small one!" Yan Bugui arranged the dishes for lunch!
Li Ruihua wanted to refute, but after thinking about it, forget it. Besides, he couldn't change Yan Bugui's decision. The girl would be here soon, so he should just stay calm!
"Second brother, are you up?"
"I got up. I didn't go out today. I went back to my room after breakfast!" Li Ruihua walked into the kitchen with the fish and answered as he walked.
When Yan Bugui went in and took a look, he was furious. This kid had fallen asleep on the bed again!
"Hurry up and get up. It's already so late. Why are you still sleeping?" Yan Bugui went up and kicked him twice.
"Dad, what are you doing? You just drink a bowl of porridge in the morning. Didn't you say that not exercising can reduce energy consumption?" Yan Jiefang said aggrievedly.
"I didn't let you sleep! Hurry up and get ready, people will be here soon!" Yan Bugui was furious. Each one was more disobedient than the other. None of them was a worry-free person!
Although Yan Jiefang was reluctant to go on a blind date, he was willing to go on a blind date under his elder brother's name and wanted to give it a try!
Yan Bugui took out a Zhongshan suit he had made a few years ago. Yan Jiecheng had worn this suit once when he went on a blind date with Yu Li. At that time, Yan Jiecheng paid for the rent. Yan Bugui felt sorry because there was no rent to be collected this time!
After Yan Jiefang was dealt with, Matchmaker Wang also came over with the girl. For such an important event as a blind date, of course everyone in the courtyard who had nothing to do would come to watch. Even the Chen family opened the gate and stood at the door to see what the girl looked like!
The girl the matchmaker brought this time was really pretty, with an oval face, and looked very charming and delicate. She had a big braid, and was not short, about 1.5 meters tall, with a big butt and a big belly. She looked plump, but not fat, because she had a waist, which was in line with the blind date standards of that era! In the words of later generations, she had a baby face!
Chapter 277 Blind date is like a Mission Impossible movie!
Why do people with big buttocks and round waists prefer this era? It all depends on the living environment. Ordinary people choose fat people.
First of all, it shows that the girl’s family is well-off and she eats well. If there is an emergency at home in the future, she will have strong help!
Second, although there is no scientific basis for the claim that a big butt can give birth to a son, there is one thing: such people are easy to give birth. To put it simply, obese people have the physical strength to survive the difficult hurdle of childbirth! And thin people can easily get hurt when giving birth! Moreover, the marriage age in this era is generally young, especially in rural areas. It is normal to give birth at the age of 16 or 17. They are still in the developmental stage, so how can they pass the hurdle of childbirth? Therefore, obese people still have advantages in fertility!
The third is very intuitive. Fat people are strong and can work. Some women are even stronger than the average man. Marrying one will make her a strong laborer!
With so many advantages, when choosing a wife, would you choose one with a big butt and a round waist, or one with a thin body? Even if you are willing, the elders in your family will make you choose a fat one!
Therefore, as soon as the girl brought by Matchmaker Wang appeared, she was recognized by the aunts in the courtyard. This girl is good and excellent in all aspects. She is a potential daughter-in-law!
After reading it, my grandmother curled her lips and muttered in a low voice, "This matchmaker is not a good person! She has no good intentions!"
"Mom, what did you say?" Wang Meihua didn't hear clearly, but Jiang Xiaohua, who was beside her grandmother, heard clearly and was about to ask, but her grandmother seemed to know what she wanted to ask and said to her, "Let's talk about it when we get home!"
Yan Bugui and Li Ruihua were very satisfied with the girl brought by Wang the matchmaker. They were very satisfied with her figure and clothes. She was in very good condition! And she looked shy and silent. She was a gentle girl. Yan Bugui wanted such an obedient daughter-in-law so that he could continue to maintain his status as a head of the family!
Yan Jiefang also liked her. This girl's figure, personality, and appearance all had an impact on him. He was a little moved! He had always had a crush on his female classmate. She was thin, but she was very energetic and lively! This was a very different comparison. Yan Jiefang regretted it a little. If he had known earlier, he would have agreed and just gone on a blind date!
Since you are here, please come into the room. Yan Jiefang and the girl sat opposite each other. "This is my eldest son, Yan Jiecheng, who is 21 years old this year," Yan Bugui said first, fearing that Wang the matchmaker would let the cat out of the bag.
Matchmaker Wang glanced at him and made a gesture of counting money. Yan Bugui felt distressed, but at this point, he could only agree. Matchmaker Wang smiled and said, "This is Liu Meihua, she is twenty years old this year, and she is a perfect match for your Yan Jiecheng!"
"Okay, now that you two know each other, get to know each other. If you have any questions, just ask boldly. Make a decision after you have understood everything clearly. Don't be shy. Marriage is a lifelong thing, so you must understand everything clearly!" Matchmaker Wang said this to both Liu Meihua and Yan Jiefang.
"Yes, yes, you know more about it, just speak boldly," Yan Bugui was very satisfied with his daughter-in-law and his attitude became much more enthusiastic!
Let’s not talk about the blind date in the room. When they entered Yan Bugui’s house, the group of people stopped watching. Those who needed to make lunch patted their butts and went home to work. Those who had nothing to do and only ate two meals a day found a cool place and started to sit together and chat. Of course, the topic of today must be the girl on the blind date! It’s rare that the opinions today are very unified. These aunts are optimistic about this girl!
"The Yan family is so lucky to have met such a good girl!" said an old lady sourly.
"I heard that Yan Bugui spent a lot of money this time. Otherwise, with his family's reputation, no girl around here would be willing to marry him!"
"Isn't it? It's so common that even we are affected!" an old lady said dissatisfiedly. This was not unfair to Yan Bugui's family. What happened to their family this year did ruin the reputation of No. 95 Courtyard. Whenever they went on blind dates, people would shake their heads when they heard that the person was from No. 95 Courtyard, saying that the reputation of that compound was not good. Fortunately, the person they chose knew her family inside and out, so the blind date was successfully completed. If it had not worked out, they would have blocked Yan Bugui's door and cursed him!
Seeing that everyone had entered the room, grandma went back. Jiang Xiaohua closed the gate and ran back, "Grandma, how can you tell that this matchmaker is not a good person?"
Grandma smiled and looked at her daughter-in-law Wang Meihua, "I didn't see it!" Wang Meihua told the truth.
Grandma looked at this honest daughter-in-law and thought to herself, it’s a good thing that our eldest grandson doesn’t have to go on a blind date. If such an honest mother-in-law met a powerful daughter-in-law, he would suffer!
"The girl this matchmaker brought here has given birth to a baby. She has been a matchmaker for so many years. How can she not tell the difference between a girl who has not lost her virginity and one who has given birth to a baby?"
"Mom, is it true?"
"Grandma, really?"
"I say you are stupid, you really are stupid. We are all experienced people, can't you see the changes?"
"What's the change? When I was pregnant, my belly was bigger and you could see it. But after giving birth, my belly is flat. Can you still see it?" Jiang Xiaohua pointed to her belly and pressed it on purpose. Her cute gesture made her grandmother laugh!
"This girl is different from other women. After having been with a man, her features are different. Have you noticed it yourself?"
"My eyebrows are becoming scattered!"
“Most people don’t pay much attention to this, but the most important thing is the body shape, the way you walk, and the changes in your body shape!”
"Grandma, are there so many explanations?"
Grandma glanced at Jiang Xiaohua and asked, "When you were young, did you walk the same way as you do now?"
Jiang Xiaohua thought about it and said shyly, "It's a little different. My legs can't close together."
"Think about the way that girl walks! Of course, this is not always accurate. Some people are born to walk differently!"
Jiang Xiaohua imitated the girl's walk, and her grandmother said, "One is the legs, and the other is the butt. How can a grown-up girl twist her butt when she walks?"
"Yes!" Jiang Xiaohua remembered how she used to walk. Fortunately, everyone in this room was her family, so she didn't need to be shy!
"The most important thing is the face,"
"Grandma, doesn't this still depend on the eyebrows?"
"Of course not. The difference between a girl and a woman is that a girl looks immature at first glance, with tight flesh. But after giving birth, her whole body becomes rounder. This is the biggest difference. Go look in the mirror and see if there is a difference in your face, especially your chin!"
"No need to look, I have meat here!" Jiang Xiaohua said mischievously.
"So, this matchmaker has no good intentions and brought a girl who has given birth to a baby here!"
"Why is she like this? Is her reputation going to be ruined?" Wang Meihua said worriedly.
"Who cares? She is doing this just to either take revenge on the Yan family or to bring bad reputation to the Yan family. She doesn't want to be pushed into the fire pit and be blamed by others. That's what ruins her reputation! Another possibility is that this girl can't get married in her own family, so it's better to run to this place where she is unfamiliar with and fool around. Anyway, the Yan family is already like this, so let's just stick to it!"
Grandma's words were quite accurate. Liu Meihua had not learned her lesson before, had been fooling around with others, had been flattered by others and had ruined her health. She was also pregnant, and the key point was that they couldn't find out who the father of the child was! She had a terrible reputation in the local area. Seeing that the children in the family were all grown up, they couldn't let this person who ruined the family tradition stay at home and affect the marriages of other children in the family. So they simply asked the matchmaker to marry her off far away!
Matchmaker Wang had a need for her, so she recommended her. In order to marry off this troublemaker, her family offered a high price of ten yuan, which was just the right amount, so matchmaker Wang got money from both sides and made this blind date possible!
Here, Yan Bugui was satisfied, Li Ruihua was satisfied too, and Yan Jiefang in the room had already been fascinated by Liu Meihua! He just regretted why he didn't use his own name when he went on a blind date. It would be so comfortable to hug such a beautiful wife at night! Yan Jiefang thought about it and even thought of the names of the children he would have in the future!
It was just a simple lunch. How should I put it? I was definitely not satisfied in my heart, but Liu Meihua and Matchmaker Wang also wanted to settle this marriage smoothly, so they had to keep their dissatisfaction to themselves!
After eating and drinking a glass of water, Liu Meihua went to the toilet. Yan Jiefang wanted to follow her, but was a little shy, so he pointed in the direction at the gate and let Liu Meihua go alone!
However, things often happen when everyone is careless, and Xu Damao has been waiting outside the courtyard gate!
Liu Meihua finished using the toilet and said, "Girl, you are here for a blind date at Yan Bugui's house, right?"
"Yes!"
"Then you better be careful, the Yan family has a bad reputation, you should ask around yourself!"
"Thank you, but I'm a stranger here, who can I ask?"
"How about this, girl? When you come back later, I'll wait for you at the entrance of the grocery store not far ahead. Then, I'll explain it to you in detail!"
"Thank you so much, big brother. I'll go over as soon as I tell you. You must wait for me!"
"Okay, sister, I'm a warm-hearted person, I will definitely wait for you!" Xu Damao looked at Liu Meihua's figure and face, and his heart was burning. Such a girl should be easy to please! He walked happily towards the supply and marketing cooperative!
Liu Meihua returned to Yan Bugui's house and finished her meal. She knew everything she needed to know. It was Wang the matchmaker who arranged for her to go to the toilet so that she could ask Yan Bugui's family for their opinion. They lived far away and it was inconvenient to pass messages back and forth, so it was better to ask directly so as to proceed to the next step!
Of course, the result was just as Matchmaker Wang had expected. The three members of Yan Bugui's family all nodded in agreement. Now they had to wait for Liu Meihua. Matchmaker Wang certainly couldn't settle the matter on the spot. Even if she was in a hurry, she would have to hold on for a few days. She couldn't do a deal that was too demanding!
Chapter 278 Is it wrong for a father to spoil his daughter?
Liu Meihua had no conditions at all, as long as she could get married, and that would all be arranged by Wang the matchmaker, so after leaving Compound No. 95, the two separated and went home to find their own mothers!
Liu Meihua saw that long face at the door of a crowded grocery store!
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