Mr. Shaler, I like students' money the most.

Mr. Shaler, I like students' money the most.

Author: Weeds in the Watermelon Field

Summary:

The Box of Stop cannot be logged in, the login password is wrong, and Alona cannot be awakened.

Mr. Shaler came to the Azure Files unexpectedly, but at this moment he encountered the most serious problem in his life.

That was the password that the president of the Federation Student Union forgot to tell him before he disappeared.

Without the password, he could not log into the Shiting Box tablet, wake up Alona, ​​command students to fight, and most importantly, withdraw money from the Shiting Box account.

Without money, how can we live in the future?

Teacher Shale looked at the tablet in front of him and fell into deep thought for a long time. Could it be that for the rest of my life, I can only eat at my students' homes?

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Volume One

Chapter 1: It’s time for dinner again (Update) (Change)

Money is the most important thing in the world.

House, car, life, future,

Although money can’t buy health, happiness, or love, without money, you can’t do anything.

Unfortunately, I, Teacher Schaller, don’t have a penny in my pocket.

On a residential street in the sphere of influence of the Abydos Academy, a strange adult whose style was obviously out of tune with the surrounding environment knelt in front of a vending machine, shaking the vending machine vigorously while shouting with tears streaming down his face,

"Money, my last 100 federal coins, give it back to me, give it back to me quickly, you damn vending machine, how could you swallow my last 100 federal coins? Where is the chocolate I want! That is my last savings, give me the food quickly."

The man hugged the vending machine tightly and shook it vigorously, just like he was hugging his own father.

His face was covered in tears, and sticky snot was flowing down his nose like a mudslide. He had completely lost the reserve of an adult. As for the expression on his face, it was as painful as if he had drawn a three-star character but the result was Yaosumire.

And this strange man is Mr. Shaler from the Blue Files, and he is also a time traveler.

Just two hours ago, Mr. Shaler responded to the call of the missing Federation Student Union President and accidentally traveled to the world of the Azure Files.

Then, after a series of power transfers, Teacher Shaler acquired ownership of Shaler and became the head of Shaler, an organization with only authority but no targets.

That’s great. I’m Teacher Shale now. As a teacher, I have to educate my students well... uh, I mean educate them.

As a time traveler, Mr. Shaler has also played Azure Route.

So after finishing the opening plot, Mr. Shaler immediately started the second round of speedrunning.

Teacher Shaler picked up the Shiting Box tablet and turned on the power button. But just as he turned it on and was about to wake up Alona, ​​he suddenly discovered a serious problem.

Wait, what is the login password for Shiting Box?

Wait, oh no, it seems that the president of the Federal Student Union didn’t tell me the login password before he disappeared!

Teacher Shale discovered something very terrible. Because it was a multi-game, the president of the Federation Student Union did not tell Teacher Shale the login password of the Shiting Box, and Teacher Shale never memorized the login password.

Without the password, Mr. Shaler could not see Alona, ​​nor could he use the functions of the Shiting Box tablet, such as transferring personnel from various colleges, distributing daily supplies, fighting a total force battle, commanding students to fight, and most importantly,

Consume and use the federal coins in the Shiting Box account.

Now let's turn the time back to the present.

Gurgle,

As Mr. Schaller whipped the vending machine in front of him for the 299th time,

After a round of meaningless punching and kicking at the vending machine in front of him, Mr. Shaler's stomach finally growled with hunger. However, the vending machine in front of him that had swallowed up Mr. Shaler's last deposit still had not delivered any goods, so he offered the life-saving chocolate with both hands.

Seeing that punching and kicking had no effect, Mr. Shale, who had been hungry for three days and was trapped and lost in the streets of Abydos for three days, sat down on the ground in despair and howled to the sky.

"This is such a bummer! Am I going to be the first teacher in the Azure Files to starve to death? Is this the cruel Shalefu? I haven't even unlocked the bond story with my students yet. I don't want to end it here!"

According to the arrangement of the Federal Student Union, Shaler is a subordinate unit of the Federal Student Union. Therefore, every month, the Federal Student Union will transfer one million federal coins of special activity funds to Shaler's account through the Shiting Box program, and transfer this money to the account of Shiting Box.

The purchasing power of the Federation Coin is similar to that of the Japanese Yen. One million Federation Coins is roughly equivalent to the purchasing power of 10,000 RMB.

This money can be used at the discretion of Teacher Shaler. It is equivalent to the teacher's salary and office expenses, and can be said to be a huge sum of money.

However, since Mr. Shaler did not know the password of the Shiting Box, he could not spend or use the federal currency in the Shiting Box account. So even though Mr. Shaler could receive a large amount of remittances every month, he still could not spend a penny because he did not have the bank card password.

As for asking the Federal Student Union for money directly, changing the remittance method, and transferring the money to Teacher Shaler's personal bank card, Teacher Shaler also tried, but the answer he got was,

The rule set by the president of the Federal Student Union is to transfer the money to the Shiting Box. We cannot change it. I'm sorry, we can't help you, Mr. Shaler.

If you insist on making this change, please follow the procedure and fill out this application form. We will process your request as soon as possible.

What, you asked how long it will take?

Our response to you is that it is expected to take two years.

Why does it take so long?

Of course, it’s because the president of the Federal Student Union is not here, so he can’t approve your application form directly.

Okay, teacher, do you have any other questions?

If he really waited two years, waiting for the low administrative efficiency of the Federal Student Union, Mr. Schaller would have starved to death long ago.

So Teacher Schaller decided that it is better to rely on oneself than on others.

Since I can't get the salary from the Federal Student Union, I can only think of other ways, such as asking the students to support me. As your teacher, it's okay for you to treat me to a meal...

I am everyone's teacher. Shirako, Yuuka, and Hina, you will support me, right?

After determining the destination, Mr. Shaler immediately decided on the next itinerary and walked to Abydos to find a meal ticket and meet the sponsor.

As for why Mr. Shaler didn’t go to Millennium Academy to find Yuka first?

The answer is simple: no money. A penny can make a hero fall. Teacher Shaler can't even afford the money for the light rail ticket now, and can't take the subway at all. At present, the Countermeasures Committee in Abydos is the closest place to Shaler in a straight line.

Therefore,

I shouldn't have walked to Abydos in the first place! There was not even a single person in the area of ​​100 miles. When I was about to leave, Xiaokong wanted to give me a bunch of expired food for free. I shouldn't have been so vain and should have gladly accepted it! !

Teacher Shale sat on the ground, looking at the empty, dilapidated streets of Abydos, where weeds had grown on the roads, and realized that

Trying to reach the Academy of Abydos without a guide is extremely impractical.

In this situation, Teacher Shaler could no longer suppress his inner sorrow. He cried and shouted,

"Bai Zi, where are you? I am starving to death. Please show up soon. Why hasn't Bai Zi come to save me yet?"

Perhaps it was Mr. Schaller's sincere call that finally worked.

Just as Mr. Shaler was yelling, he suddenly squatted on the ground, crying and found a black shadow with cat ears appeared in front of him.

"Hey, strange sir, it's really shameful that you're crying here because you're hungry. If you really have no money to spend, I can recommend you a place, Guanchai Ramen Restaurant, which pays by the day and includes meals. The boss is kind. Go there and tell me my name, but let me know first, I'm definitely not helping you out of pity."

Chapter 2: Guan Chai Ramen Shop (2nd Update) (1st Change)

A ramen shop in Sekichai?

Hearing this familiar name, Mr. Shaler, who was squatting on the ground, looked up.

In front of him appeared a purple-haired, arrogant cat-eared girl wearing the Abydos school uniform.

She was wearing a dark grey pleated skirt with black lines, a dark blue Japanese-style lapel school uniform with a white shirt underneath, and a blue tie on her chest.

At first glance, it looks very youthful and energetic.

The cat-eared girl's appearance is even more stunning. She has two naturally falling ponytails, and the lavender ponytails are tied with lovely light blue ribbons. The girl's eyes are a beautiful gradient grape purple, like a dazzling sapphire.

As for the girl's appearance, she is the kind of tsundere beauty that everyone loves. Although she always looks fierce and aggressive, like a tabby cat, with an expression of "I'm super fierce" and a completely expression of "keep away from strangers", as long as you stroke her fur, she will always snuggle up to you involuntarily.

Of course, the biggest feature of the girl is the pair of spiritual cat ears on her head. Every time the girl speaks, the pair of spiritual cat ears will always shake and make various cute movements.

And this tsundere cat-eared girl is none other than Abydos's accountant, Serika.

It's you, Qinxiang!

Seeing that the student appearing in front of him was actually Serika, instead of the first designated heroine of Azure, Storm Raip Wolf, Baizi, Teacher Shaler realized that some changes had taken place in the timeline of the Azure Files.

But at this moment, Mr. Shaler couldn't care less.

Seeing Qin Xiang appear in front of him, Mr. Shaler immediately showed his adult reserve.

He put his legs together, knelt on the ground, spread his hands, and made the basic begging posture. Then he said to Qinxiang shamelessly,

"I'm hungry, please give me money!"

"money?!"

Seeing this strange adult begging openly, Qinxiang was speechless for a moment, her face flushed, just like a shy lady meeting her lover for the first time.

Although Qinxiang didn't know why she was blushing, she felt that the adult in front of her was not annoying. As for why, Qinxiang didn't know, but the other party had a charm similar to catnip that made people fascinated.

Then Serika immediately began to give Mr. Shaler a verbal lesson.

"As an adult, you actually asked students for money. You are so shameless. I am ashamed of you!"

Although Qin Xiang was not forgiving in her words, she became more and more excited as she spoke. She opened her pink wallet and began to search for something.

This part of the money cannot be touched. This is the principal that Abydos has to repay this month. This part of the money is reserved for Xingye senior to buy a birthday gift.

The only thing I can afford right now is my living expenses, which total 8000 federal coins.

But is it really necessary to lower your quality of life this month in order to help others?

Forget it, saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda. Just give it a try. The worst that can happen is that I have to eat kimchi.

After deciding to help the stranger in front of her, Serika finally finished her sermon, took a deep breath, pulled out a dozen bills from her wallet, and asked Mr. Shaler,

"Really, shame on you sir, how much money do you need? Can I help you?"

"It's probably just a few hundred million federal coins. After all, I'm very short of money now."

Teacher Shale just reported a number at random. The purchasing power of federal currency and RMB is 100 to 1, which means that Teacher Shale asked for six or seven thousand yuan in one breath, which fully illustrates what extortion means.