Harry Potter: Badger's Flathead

Ivan's height really stands out among the freshmen. There are not many stupid and big guys like Gore and the others. So Draco found Alvin easily.

Harry and the Iron Triangle were on a boat with Neville. When he saw Alvin, Harry nodded politely.

After the boat docked, Hagrid knocked on the door with a group of little carrots, and Professor McGonagall in an emerald green wizard robe came out.

"Good evening, Professor."

"Thank you for your hard work, Hagrid. Leave the rest to me."

Professor McGonagall carried the little wizard into the room and warned, "Welcome to Hogwarts. You will be able to walk through the door and meet your new classmates in a while, but before that, you need to confirm your respective houses... I hope you don’t cause trouble before I come back.”

After speaking, Professor McGonagall turned and left to prepare for the freshman branch.

"Hi~ Harry, you look a little nervous." Alvin put his arm around Draco's shoulders and stepped forward to talk to Harry, who was a little nervous.

How can you miss the second famous scene, the love-hate relationship between Pote and Brother Drag! He was afraid that Draco wouldn't recognize him, so he pulled him forward.

"I'm a little nervous. I'm afraid that all the colleges will not want me by then." Eleven years of life in the Dursley family have made Harry weak and inferior. Although he got better later, this character still makes him a little bit nervous now. timid.

"How could it be? Just based on your name, the four major colleges are probably vying for you. How could they not want you?" Draco felt a little funny when he heard Harry's speech. How could the famous Harry Potter have no one? want.

"You must be Harry Potter. Hello, my name is Draco Malfoy." Draco took the initiative to extend his hand to say hello.

"Pfft~" Ron next to him couldn't hold back and almost laughed.

"My name is funny! Needless to say, I know who you are. With red hair and old robes, you must be a child of the Weasley family. It's really rude." After saying this, Malfoy turned to look at Harry.

"You should learn how to make friends instead of being with this rude guy, like Alvin, who is ten thousand times more polite than someone else."

Alvin: Huh? ? ? I? ? ? (?°Д?)?

Shouldn't the last sentence be "I can help you with this!"? Why did you blame yourself? I didn't say anything!

"Tch~" Ron snorted unhappily. Due to the relationship between the two families, he always disliked Malfoy.

"Well, it's nice to meet you, but Ron is also my friend. I hope everyone won't quarrel." Harry looked around at the few familiar faces he had met this day, and decided to be a good old man and shake hands with Malfoy. Take action.

Although he didn't like this guy's arrogant attitude, Ron was really rude just now. Ivan had helped him relieve his embarrassment on the train. Did he include Ivan in all this?

Ivan didn't expect that things would change so much because of him. If he had known it, he wouldn't have stepped forward to talk, ruining this famous scene.

"Ahem~ Forget it, it's not a big deal, but what happened to that toad?" Ivan stepped forward to smooth things over, but who let himself be dragged into the water?

The sharp-eyed man suddenly saw the toad crawling slowly among the new students. He guessed that it was Neville's Leif and immediately used it to change the subject.

"Leifu! I finally found you." Upon hearing this, Neville ran over in the direction of Alvin's finger and took the big toad into his arms.

Ai Wen frowned as he watched.

"Speaking of which, how are we going to sort them?" Hermione, who had been silent all this time, suddenly asked.

"I heard there were ten spells to be unleashed."

"My dad said he might have to fight a werewolf."

"It could also be an exam, like an entrance test." A young wizard from the Muggle world said.

"I heard from George that we are going to fight a giant monster and we will be divided into colleges based on our performance." Ron also said.

Draco's already pale face turned even paler after hearing this, and at this moment they all forgot what had just happened.

"I don't want to fight a troll. If that's the case, I have to tell my dad!"

Hermione nervously kept whispering something, as if she wanted to confirm whether the textbook she was carrying could help.

A group of young wizards became nervous, but Ai Wen stood calmly.

"Evan, aren't you afraid?" Harry, whose palms were sweating nervously, couldn't help but asked curiously when he saw Ivan who looked calm.

"Don't be afraid, there is nothing to be afraid of."

"But we may fight dangerous magical creatures! We are still just children!" Draco emphasized to Alvin.

"You are so scared, you are a bunch of cowards! You don't care about life and death. If you don't accept it, just do it. Eighteen years later, I will still be a good man! Just do it!" Ivan crossed his arms and looked high-spirited.

"Hoho~" The iron egg on Aiwen's waist also roared twice, seeming to be infected by the master's aura.

A group of little carrot heads were instantly impressed by Alvin's bravery, and their panicked hearts were comforted.

But this was all for them to see. He knew the inside story. There was no such thing as a werewolf monster. It was just a hat that buried Labatai and could talk.

Professor McGonagall is back. This time, the atmosphere was not tense because of Alvin's interference, but a group of little carrots who were still nervous were brought into the auditorium.

Chapter 10 Sorting Hat: Albus, this kid threatens me

Under the leadership of Professor McGonagall, the freshmen walked into the auditorium with uneasy hearts.

The auditorium is a spacious hall that can accommodate all teachers, students and guests of the school. There are four long tables here, and students from various colleges have already taken their seats, preparing to welcome this new group of children.

High walls lead to the ceiling, candles float in mid-air, and the enchanted ceiling looks like the sky outside. Directly in the front of the auditorium is a long table, the guest of honor's seat, for the school's staff.

There is a big golden chair in the center of the guest seat, which is the seat of the current principal. There is a door to the left of the staff desk, which leads to a room filled with portraits.

No werewolves, no trolls, just a chair and a dirty old wizard's hat.

Professor McGonagall led them to the old hat and said: "Whoever I call by name will come forward. I will put the sorting hat on you, and then you will be assigned to your respective categories." Academy.”

After Professor McGonagall finished speaking, the entire auditorium was silent. The freshmen, except for Alvin, all stared at the dirty hat in front of them in shock, looking shocked.

Seeing this scene, the old students, no matter which college they were from, all raised the corners of their mouths at a uniform 45-degree angle.

It seems that this year's branch intimidation is still very successful.

The freshmen also realized that they had been cheated, but they didn't know what to say. They could only look at the sorting hat stupidly, at a loss.

Under the gaze of the little wizard, the wrinkles on the dirty hat suddenly changed into facial features, and then a strange song sang from the hat's mouth.

"You may not think I'm pretty, but don't judge a book by its appearance. If you can find a hat that's prettier than mine, I can eat myself... Any thought hidden in your mind cannot escape the magic hat's golden eyes." Fire Eye, put it on and try it, I will tell you which college you should be assigned to.

You may belong to Gryffindor, where there is bravery buried deep in the heart. Their courage, courage and boldness make Gryffindor outstanding;

You may belong to Hufflepuff, where the people are upright and loyal, and Hufflepuff students are stoic and honest, and are not afraid of hard work;

If you have a shrewd mind, you may enter the wise Ravenclaws, those wise and knowledgeable people,

There they will always meet their comrades;

Maybe you will enter Slytherin, maybe you will make sincere friends here, but those cunning and insidious people will use any means to achieve their goals.

Come wear me! Don't be afraid! Don't panic! In my hands (although I don't even have a hand) you are absolutely safe. "

After the song ended, Dumbledore took the lead in applauding in the auditorium, and then fell silent again after a moment.

"Ahem~" Professor McGonagall cleared her throat.

"Hannah Abbott"

This book has pure blood!

A little girl with a round face walked up timidly.

"Hufflepuff!" Soon, the Sorting Hat gave the answer, and there was warm applause from the Hufflepuff table.

……

As the names were read out one after another, the little wizards also sat down accordingly, while Alvin was thoughtful behind the team.

Ivan was thinking:

"If I hadn't traveled through time, I would have been just an inconspicuous sidekick, maybe a passerby whose name was not even mentioned in the original plot! But after I come, how will all this change... …”

Ivan's mind was a little confused. At this moment, he felt as if he shouldn't be in this world. All of this was an accident! Or...error...

"Evan Margrave!"

Hearing Professor McGonagall read his name, Alvin put aside these irrelevant thoughts, what a bullshit mistake! Since God asked me to come, then there is a reason for it! Only by living a decent life can you be worthy of this rare life!

"What have I been thinking about this day?" Ai Wen gave himself a hard time to remember.

As for whether the Sorting Hat will read his origin and the existence of the magic book~

Ivan is not worried at all. Although he has not learned Occlumency yet, he has put the spell collection in his suitcase and is not in his mind.

As for his experience~he has a way to change the subject! As long as the Sorting Hat has random thoughts in his mind and has no time to look at his past experiences, the Sorting Hat can't start looking at him when he was breastfeeding.

(*￣rǒ￣)

"Ah~ interesting kid, do you want to go to Hufflepuff? Oh, indeed, Hufflepuff is very suitable for you, but Gryffindor may be more suitable for you! And Slytherin is also..." Sorting Hat muttered in Alvin's head.

"Wait, what are you thinking!" (°ー°〃)

Ivan said to himself: Hufflepuff, I want to go to Hufflepuff! The Hufflepuff common room is the most comfortable!

The Sorting Hat heard Alvin's thoughts. He had just seen what happened on the train today and felt that Alvin was very suitable for the Lion Court or the Snake Court. But then he saw the scene that Alvin had imagined in his mind.

Ivan continued to mutter in his mind: If you dare not let me into the Badger Yard, I will steal you out, throw you into the Little Swan washing machine, and spin you at full power for seven days and seven nights! And fill it with smelly heather juice! (▼ヘ▼#)

"No~ Oh my god, what a nightmare! How could you have such an idea? I only took a look and haven't decided where you are going!" ≡(▔﹏▔)≡

"Oh! Merlin's beard! How could you do this to me! Okay, okay, in a sense, you are indeed suitable for Hufflepuff~"

The Sorting Hat saw more than 30 kinds of torture in Alvin's mind, including: crusher, train track, dousing with gasoline and setting it on fire, stuffing it into the toilet and flushing it into the septic tank, etc. as a way to prevent Alvin from being sorted into Hufflepuff.

"No! You give up that idea! Okay, then it's decided!" After he saw that Alvin was about to steal him away, throw him into the troll's mouth, and let him be tortured in the troll's intestines for a day, Sorted Hospital The hat finally couldn't hold it any longer.

"Az... Hufflepuff!" the Sorting Hat shouted!

Alvin stood up contentedly and headed to Hufflepuff's long table.

The Sorting Hat looked at Alvin's back with a complicated look on his face, which finally turned into a sigh.

Professor McGonagall was still surprised, why did the hat sigh when it was so good? Have you done enough for so many years?

[Sorting Hat: At that moment, I really wanted to shout out, Azkaban! 】

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"Harry Potter!"

The appearance of Harry's name attracted considerable attention, and even Dumbledore, who was sitting in the main seat, leaned slightly to look at Harry.

When Harry walked to the chair, Professor McGonagall had time to take a closer look at the child who worried them all.

When Professor McGonagall saw this shy and thin child with a face like his father and eyes like his mother, he couldn't help but feel distressed.