Harry Potter: Badger's Flathead

Muggles are creative but not competent, so he has to come up with something eye-catching~

Alvin collected all the brainwashing advertising slogans he had seen in his previous life and tried to modify them to make them his own without sounding too out of place.

such as:

[Are you okay? Are you okay? If you are okay, come and use the magic crystal! ]

[Which store is the best for wizard charging? Find Zenith in Diagon Alley, England! Zenith brand magic crystal, you can trust it! ]

[I won’t accept any gifts this Christmas, but if I do, I’ll accept Magic Crystals! ]

…(; ′_ゝ`)

"Fuck! What the hell is going on here? I made this up!" (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Ivan flipped the table in annoyance and tore the written advertisements into pieces! He was furious.

"Uh...well, I can explain that!"

After venting his anger, Alvin turned around and saw his grandmother and great-grandmother holding his younger brother and sister, standing at the door, looking at him with a dazed look on their faces.

The two babies' little faces were filled with fear.

The moment Ivan approached, the two babies' mouths pouted and they burst into tears!

“Wooo ...

Looking at the two little ones crying their throats out, Alvin was speechless. Just as he was about to reach out to hug them and comfort them, he was hit back by his grandmother and great-grandmother at the same time.

"Go away, go away. Look how scared Sophia and little Alan are."

"That's right, what's wrong with you? Did anyone make you unhappy?"

Alvin looked embarrassed and quickly conjured up a bunch of colorful sparks to amuse the baby. He was indeed feeling irritable today.

"School is about to start, and there is a big joint event this year that I need to plan, so I am a little annoyed. I didn't expect you two to bring these two little ones."

The baby was easy to coax and soon stopped crying. The two old people looked at the strange words on the ground and understood why their eldest grandson was upset.

This……

Ivan took his younger brother and sister in his arms, and looked at the two little ones in the air kicking and playing with a worried look on his face.

"Yeah, you eat it. I don't want to eat it. Thank you, Sophia." Alvin declined his sister's kindness.

Little Sophia looked at her brother curiously and continued to suck her fingers. She originally saw her brother staring at her and thought that he also wanted to suck her fingers.

"Oh~ My dear children, Daddy is back! Let me see, he is playing the floating game with his brother again."

After a busy day, Barlett came back and couldn't wait to see his babies. The moment he saw the children, he hugged them in his arms and kissed them affectionately.

Ivan still had a bitter face, and was unmoved when he saw his father coming back. Only when he saw his father patting his sore lower back due to fatigue, did a gleam of light flash in his eyes!

( ?° ?? ?°)?

……

On the eve of the Quidditch World Cup, Ivan received a message from Lucius saying that the Death Eaters were preparing to cause trouble at the World Cup and asked Ivan to be more careful.

"Is it about to begin? Without Pettigrew this time, who will change Voldemort's diapers? Who will build his physical body?"

The letter paper burned in Ivan's hand, and a crystal clear little crystal ball appeared in Ivan's hand.

If you look closely, there seems to be a figure struggling fiercely in it...

Chapter 294 Quidditch World Cup!

After receiving his own tent from the Muggle administrator Mr. Roberts, Ivan took his ten bodyguards to find a place to set up the tent.

All the tents in the Quidditch World Cup are in tents, but you can reserve your own style in advance for an extra fee.

There was no doubt that his tent was made by Lucius!

After it was completed, it looked like a miniature version of Buckingham Palace, and its aura of "I'm super rich" was unconcealed.

"Um... let's go in." Alvin wiped the black line on his forehead and took the bodyguards in to choose a room.

In fact, he wanted to keep a low profile.

Because of the traceless stretching spell, the inside is very spacious, with all kinds of facilities available, and there are many rooms. It can be seen that it has been carefully designed.

"Remember, if you encounter danger, just beat up the troublemakers. There's no need to surround me. Do you hear me?" Alvin called all the bodyguards over and gave them instructions.

The bodyguards looked at each other and saw confusion in each other's eyes.

"Sorry, sir, we have to protect your safety first." Bodyguard captain Gabe stood up and said.

They are all wizards, and some of them are retired Aurors. The rest are also skilled people who have been in the industry for many years, and they were all recruited by Zenith in the end.

"I know, but you listen to me, this is to protect my safety."

After these words were spoken, the bodyguards became even more confused. How could you be safe if they all left?

"Think about it, if someone is causing trouble, it means it's unsafe. If you beat up the troublemakers, they won't have time to cause trouble. Then I'll be safe! When you encounter a problem, solving the person who created the problem is often more useful than solving the problem. Do you understand?"

Alvin explained seriously to these naive bodyguards.

"I understand..."

It seems that this is the case~

"Hey, that's right! You just need to remember that I am a very cautious person and will never allow myself to be hurt."

Looking at the bodyguards' eyes which were gradually becoming clear, Ivan nodded with satisfaction. He wondered whether the Death Eaters who were causing trouble would like to see ten wizards fighting fiercely.

"Hi, gentlemen. You look good lately."

Ivan wore a dark black suit with a pure black lining, a Hufflepuff-colored tie, and a brooch with a sapphire and a griffin feather on his chest.

What? You ask if this color tie goes with a black suit?

I'm a Hufflepuff and I'm happy with it! ?? ?

Alvin walked into the top-floor box with first-class tickets alone. Many of the people there were familiar faces.

Including our dear Minister Fudge! After seeing Ivan coming, Minister Fudge's face didn't look good. Did he have diarrhea?

"Ivan is here, come and sit down." Mr. Greengrass invited Ivan to sit next to him.

Ivan greeted Mrs. Greengrass, whom he met for the first time, and then said hello to the Daphne sisters before sitting down.

The Malfoys haven't arrived yet, maybe they were delayed by something.

"Long time no see, young man. Thank you for taking care of my daughters." Mr. Greengrass touched the head of his little daughter who was nestled beside him and said meaningfully.

"You're welcome. It's just a small favor." Alvin kept smiling.

He knew that the man was referring to the blood nightmare. He had tried to lift the curse on Astoria, but something always went wrong, as if someone was interfering with him!

Alvin knew that it was a curse within the magic that was preventing him from breaking it.

It’s okay, take your time, this is also a big challenge in his lifetime!

Before the game started, Alvin was chatting with several partners. His calm demeanor did not look like that of a fourteen-year-old boy in the eyes of strangers.

"Um, sorry to bother you, but can I come in?" A muffled voice shone shyly at the door of the box, attracting everyone's attention.

But this sight caused most people to frown slightly, as if they had seen something ugly.

"It's okay, go in, Hagrid, you are qualified."

Before Ivan could speak, the slightly frivolous voice behind Hagrid pushed him in.

"Hagrid, Uncle Lucius, Aunt Narcissa, Draco, you're here!" Ivan greeted them.

There were so many people around, so Draco put aside his usual eccentricity, greeted everyone politely, and sat down next to Ivan, not forgetting to secretly wink at Astoria.

Being this was Hagrid's first time attending such an occasion, he was obviously a little embarrassed and hesitated in front of the obviously small chair.

He wasn't allowed to use a wand, so he couldn't pull out his little pink umbrella and do some magic in front of Fudge.

Seeing this, Draco took out his wand and cast a perfect magnification spell to help Hagrid out of the predicament.

Ivan silently took back the wand he had half-pulled out. Draco was quite quick.

"I never thought that this half-giant could come here." Selwyn's sarcastic voice floated into everyone's ears.

"It seems that the seat that Hagrid bought with his own money has made Master Selwyn quite dissatisfied?" Ivan responded in the same sarcastic tone.

"Really? Mr. Hagrid actually has the financial resources. I misjudged him." Selwyn continued sarcastically.

But this time, Alvin didn't respond to him.

"Hey~Draco, Daphne, someone actually questioned Hagrid's financial resources!"

"Yeah, that's really unexpected."

"Hey~ What can we do? It's Hagrid's fault for being so low-key."

The three kids were chatting as if nothing was wrong with them, but anyone present could tell that they were mocking someone for being short-sighted.

Take Hagrid's outfit today for example! He changed into new clothes, combed his hair, and took a bath. Just this outfit cost hundreds of Galleons. Do you think he is short of money?

As for where Hagrid's money came from... Ivan was also very curious about how Lucius convinced him to sell a sack of materials at market price. This was really amazing!

"Wow~ Looks like we're the last to arrive."

Sirius arrived late with Harry ~ Yes, Black spent money to buy the last ticket.

"Potter~You are here too, not with Hermione Weasley and the others?" Draco looked confused.

“They were next door, and I wanted to stay with them, but George said if I didn’t come, the money would be wasted, so I came.

Oh, Hagrid, you're here too!" Harry replied to Draco and walked over to give Hagrid a big hug.

"Cousin, long time no see." Sirius greeted Narcissa indifferently.

"Well, congratulations." Narcissa responded lightly. There was no closeness between them.

It was almost time, and as the host, Minister of Magic, Fudge was going to preside over the opening ceremony, which would only take one more commercial break.

Exactly! This is an ad created by Ivan!

In the meantime, on the magic projection, a pale-faced wizard was seen walking vaguely on the street, and then the advertising slogans in the voice-over rang in everyone's ears.

[After the magic power is exhausted, the body becomes weak, the spirit is low, and it feels like the body is hollowed out...]