Harry Potter: Badger's Flathead

Today! It’s April Fool’s Day again!

Bang, bang, bang!

The students who were having lunch suddenly saw the doors and windows closed again, and everyone's eyes instantly turned to the gate.

"Oh~He's here again."

"Yes, and none of us can escape."

"Do you think we can defeat him if we attack him all at once?"

"I don't think it's a good idea."

Ivan stood at the door holding a fairy wand in each hand. This great invention of his must not be left to gather dust! After he graduated, he had to pass it on to his juniors. From him on, he would bring out this magic tool every April Fool's Day.

As for whether people in the future will have his abilities, that depends on their fate.

"My dear classmates, are you ready for April Fool's Day costumes? Are you prepared to resist or obey?"

Alvin raised his wand and made an attacking move.

George: "Can we make a deal?"

Fred: "We are allies, can we open a back door?"

"No room for negotiation! Since we are classmates, we must treat us equally!" Alvin did not give in at all. Now that they came over, he would start with them!

Swish--

Two rays of light flashed by, and a pair of beautiful twin sisters appeared on the stage.

The twins stood there in a daze, looking at each other. They were wondering if they could still escape if they didn't show up and try to establish a relationship with them.

"Come on! Let's have some fun! Harley, where are you going!"

"It's not the first time, don't be shy! Senior Cedric! Where are you running to? Come back, Rafu! No one can escape!"

Ivan laughed wildly and moved back and forth among his classmates, hitting anyone he caught. Percy wanted to put on his student president's airs, but Ivan still hit him with a stick.

And he said, "If you say that, I will become a school director~"

Leaving Percy petrified where he was.

"Come on, come on, don't be shy, Professor Lupin. Why are you running so fast!" Ivan held a sparkler and chased Professor Lupin around the auditorium.

It’s a werewolf after all, he runs so fast!

Lupin didn't know what was happening at first, but when he saw the changes in his male classmates, he thought he had to run away, otherwise he would become an old lady like Dumbledore.

Lupin was running in front and Ivan was chasing behind. Seeing that he had not caught up after two laps, the Master quietly took out his wand.

huh~

A beam of white light hit Lupin's legs, and Lupin's legs stuck together instantly. Ivan took the opportunity to hit him on the head with a stick.

Lupin has become a charming woman~

Seeing this, Si Jiao smiled triumphantly.

But his face fell instantly! Because that guy was coming towards him! Really coming towards him.

"What are you going to do!" asked the teacher coldly.

"Professor Snape, look~ wouldn't it be bad if you don't participate in such a happy day?" (′???)つ──☆*:??

Ivan held up the sparkler and looked at the teacher expectantly.

"Get lost!" (?_?)-?

"Oh~ You are so mean to me!"

"Stay away from me!" (??? ??????? ?)?-?

"Never mind, never mind. It's also my fault that the work I've been doing has been a little heavy lately, and my relationship with the professor has faded. It's also my fault that I was wishful thinking and overestimating my own abilities, thinking that she was still the apple of my eye.

In this case, there is nothing more for the student to say. In the future, he should be more careful so as not to displease the professor and embarrass him when others are around."

Ivan, who seemed so powerful just now, now looked lonely.

"Don't talk nonsense! When have I ever embarrassed you?" Teacher Si felt that there was something wrong with the gaze cast at him, and he immediately slammed the table and stood up.

"Ah~ I'm so scared." Alvin fell to the ground looking weak and frightened.

The teacher was furious. There are so many people here, and you are causing trouble again!

"Severus, you're going too far! The child was just joking on this special holiday, why do you take it so seriously?" Professor Lu Ping came over and helped Ivan up, looking at Professor Severus with a condemning look on his face.

"Shut up, what do you know!"

"Hmph~ I only know that you scolded a student who had no ill intentions, and you also embarrassed a student who is an excellent student." Professor Lu Ping stood up for Ivan with a righteous face.

"That's right~" Alvin hid behind Lu Ping, nodding and adding fuel to the fire.

Old Dumbledore and the others each held a handful of melon seeds and ate them with relish. It was rare to see Severus in such a good show.

"Are you sick? Look at what you have become? Aren't you ashamed?" Teacher Si was so angry that his voice almost broke. Old Deng and the others heard it and all exclaimed "Oh~" in unison.

This made Si Jiao even more angry.

"Stop talking nonsense, Severus. I am different from you. It's just a joke. You see, all students are like this. There is nothing to be angry about. You are just like a piece of wood."

Lu Ping thought to herself, "Someone just used a leg-locking curse. Judging from the direction of the blow, it was no one else but you. If you dare to mess with me, I won't let you off easily."

"Don't call my name, you bastard!" Si Jiao pulled out his wand angrily and wanted to fight Lu Ping in a duel.

In the end, it was Old Dumbledore who came to mediate, thus avoiding the duel between the two professors. The final winner was Ivan who gave Professor St. Peter a pair of cat ears.

This is the bottom line. If you cross the line, the S-Catholic will really beat you up.

Chapter 242: Giving Mouse an Acupuncture

Spring is almost over and we are about to enter the hot summer. The little animals at home...in fact, all the little animals in the school have reached the molting season, so recently you can see pet owners combing their furry children's hair everywhere in Hogwarts.

Previously, someone used a cleansing spell to clean the hair of their dog at home, but just after cleaning, some hair would still fall off the next day, so the students began to increase the intensity of the spell, and as a result, there were several hairless cats and dogs in Hogwarts.

Simba and the tiger have reached 1.5 meters in length, and Simba has even grown a mane. Recently, Tiedan has started taking them for walks in the Forbidden Forest, and the tiger's fat has started to develop into muscles.

The winter in the UK is not as long as in Siberia, so the tiger's instinct to store fat cannot last long, so I have recently started to gain weight.

Tiger in fitness~

Simba lazily lay at Alvin's feet, enjoying his grooming service. His flowing mane was meticulously groomed by Alvin. If he wasn't so small, he would definitely charm a group of little lionesses.

The children are getting older now. Although they have taken medicine and will not be completely controlled by instinct, Alvin is now worried that they will be infected with the style of the corrupt country!

One is a social animal, the other is a solitary animal. Now these two are so close that they are almost hugging each other!

Especially Simba, he remembered seeing it on the animal channel before, male lions can really...

How about putting a portal in Africa so Simba can go there for a stroll when he has nothing to do?

This really works!

"Ahhh~ Ivan! Come and see my Scabbers, it's dying!" Ron's crying voice was heard.

"Ah? There is such a good thing?" Alvin exclaimed in his heart.

Ron ran over, looked at the domineering tiger and lion, and took a step back in fear.

These two little guys are growing up so fast, how come that tiny, soft little guy is gone so quickly! ╮(??? ????)╭

"What's wrong with your rat? If it dies, feed it to Crookshanks. If that doesn't work, these two can do it for you." Alvin pointed at the lazy tiger and lion.

"No, no, no! My Scabbers is still alive, but now it twitches and foams at the mouth every time it runs, and the fat it just lost a while ago has grown back again."

As he spoke, Ron showed Ivan the fat mouse curled up in his pocket.

Ron didn't know, how could he not know? This guy was clearly pretending to be lazy. Don't forget, this is a changed person.

"It's okay, it's not a big deal, just take some rat poison."

Peter Pettigrew: Ah! (???????)!

"What? Alvin, you are kidding!" Ron was also shocked.

"No, the medicine that rats eat is not called rat poison, so what is it called?" As he said that, Alvin took out bottles and jars and started to mix the medicine.

There's still a lot of mercury, black lead powder and other things left from the last time I made the potion. I'll give him some to try. I don't know where Sirius has gone, so I'll torment this rat a little more before he comes.

But we can't poison the rat to death all at once. It still has some use. It would be too easy for it if we kill it too early.

Ron tasted the medicine made by Ivan, and it was not as bad as the one made by Snape, and it was also very effective. Could it be that people who are good at cooking can also make potions?

After adding some mercury, black lead, and basilisk venom, some blood-restoring potion, and some adrenaline, he mixed a bottle of purple-black liquid and drew a syringe.

"Uh~ Ivan, what are you doing?" Ron looked at the syringe, a little confused.

From childhood to adulthood, whenever he was sick or injured, he would drink potions and never had to take injections, so he had never seen a common little object like a syringe.

"This is called a syringe, also called a needle. It is specially made for the rapid absorption of medicine. Banban's current condition makes it difficult for him to drink the medicine, so injecting it directly into the body will allow it to be absorbed faster."

Ron was still a little hesitant, but Ivan grabbed the fat rat and said, "It's already here, why are you hesitating? Take it!"

At this time, Peter Pettigrew was still pretending to be dead. He thought that as long as he didn't move, nothing could be done to him. However,

squeak! ! !

A mouse screamed!

Ivan thrust the three-centimeter-long needle into Peter's waist! With a push, a tube of mixed magic potion was instantly pushed into Pettigrew's body within two seconds.

"Ah! Alvin! Can't you be a little gentler?" Ron cried out in pain, holding the rat who rolled his eyes and yelling.

This time it was not pretending, the mouse really fainted from the pain.

"Don't worry, you won't be able to catch him in a while." Alvin grabbed Banban again and pinned a small iron ring on the flesh behind the mouse's neck.

"This is~"

"A small alchemical item to prevent you from finding him and to prevent him from being eaten by the cat."

"Oh, thank you, Alvin." Ron instantly became grateful. Alvin was so thoughtful.