Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

"It's a weasel. Why are there monsters in this world?"

The girls looked up and found Huang Mao, and they also saw that Huang Mao's true identity was a weasel.

"It's not from this era. It was brought to modern times from the period of the Journey to the West."

Lin Fan said and hooked his hand, and a transparent crystal doll fell into his hand from the sky.

"Hey, this crystal doll is interesting!"

All the girls saw that the crystal doll was unusual, so they came over to observe it.

"Ouch, brother, it bit me!"

Qiqi touched the crystal doll curiously, but did not want to be bitten by the crystal doll.

"I'm starving, I'm starving!"

The crystal doll suddenly screamed, and the girls couldn't help but smile.

Lin Fan tapped the crystal doll's nose and injected a ray of mana into her.

"It's time to eat, it's time to eat!"

"I'm holding on to death, I'm holding on to death!"

The crystal doll was very happy after being replenished with energy, but it was not happy for a few seconds because Lin Fan's magic power was so powerful that it could not bear so much energy, so it started yelling again.

"Si Niu, the Huaren brand 2060 mobile phone, is at your service, please enter the power-on password!"

Lin Fan stopped inputting mana and tapped the crystal doll's nose. A figure appeared in the crystal doll, and the crystal doll also made a beep.

"Silly girl, where are you? Don't leave me, silly girl!"

The yellow hair here has already fallen to the ground. He looked around and called Sha Niu loudly.

When he fell down just now, he clearly saw Sha Niu falling down with him, so why did he disappear in the blink of an eye?

At this time, Lin Fan appeared quietly and shook the silly girl in his hand at Huang Mei.

"Give me back my silly girl."

"Oh!"

Huang Mei immediately became excited when he saw Sha Niu. He was about to rush towards Lin Fan, but was crushed into a paper figure by a van.

"Hey, 110? I seem to have killed someone, ah, why did he get up again..."

Si Li quickly called the police, but halfway through the call, the yellow eyebrows that he had flattened rose again and returned to his normal appearance, which frightened him to drop his cell phone.

"Give me back the silly girl!"

Huang Mei didn't care to settle the score with the driver and continued to rush towards Lin Fan. He had to get Sha Niu back.

"Oh!"

Unfortunately, before he even got close to Lin Fan, he was punched into the sky by the little girl and turned into a meteor and disappeared.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, how miserable!"

Lin Fan shook his head and sighed, then walked towards the side alley.

"Please enter the power-on password!"

When Lin Fan walked into the alley, the crystal doll was still there prompting Lin Fan to enter the power-on password.

"I love you!"

"The password entered is correct, please enter the mode options."

"Live action mode."

"Please enter the expression status option."

"cool."

As soon as Lin Fan finished speaking, the crystal doll in his hand turned into countless data, and then transformed into a beautiful woman wearing silver leather clothes with long flowing hair.

"Wow, this phone is interesting!"

Lou Xiao'e circled around Sha Niu, looked up and down, and thought Sha Niu was fun.

"Your name is Silly Girl?"

Fang Meng also stared at Sha Niu curiously for a while, feeling that the name was a bit strange.

"The Chinese brand 2060 mobile phone silly girl is at your service."

Sha Niu nodded and repeated her service words again.

"The 2060 mobile phone is from 54. It traveled from 54 to the Tang Dynasty, and then brought the monsters from that time to 2006. It's really interesting."

Yue Lingshan touched Silly Girl and found that her body was just like a real person.

"You said that one and two of you are Da Luo Jinxian, how come you still act like you have never seen the world!"

Lin Fan looked at the surprised faces of the girls, as if they had never seen the world before, and couldn't help but laugh and tease them.

"Isn't it the same with you Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian? As the saying goes, marry a chicken and follow the chicken, marry a dog and follow the dog. We all learned it from you!"

When the girls heard this, they all rolled their eyes at Lin Fan. It was more than Lin Fan who didn't like the feeling of being omniscient, omnipotent, and in control of everything.

Even they usually completely lock their magic power and consciousness in their bodies and treat themselves as normal people.

"You are not ordinary people, even a silly girl can't scan your information!"

Upon hearing Lin Fan's words, Sha Niu's eyes turned green. She scanned the data for Lin Fan and his party, but nothing was scanned out.

"I'll flash your phone first!"

Lin Fan thought at this time that Sha Niu had various restrictions, but after she logged in, she could become a real person and all the restrictions would disappear.

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"Sha Niu reminds me that it is illegal to jailbreak your phone!"

"I don't care if it's illegal or not."

After Lin Fan finished speaking, he directly poured mana into the crystal doll, erasing all restrictions in her body.

Even the silver stone he obtained from the center of the sun was refined and fused into the crystal doll.

Although Lin Fan doesn't know how to refine weapons, Sha Niu is a finished product, and he just helps to fuse it.

The Bull Demon King was able to refine Silly Girl with just a few attempts at Samadhi True Fire, so naturally he could do the same.

"All parts of Sha Niu's system have been refined together by the master, and the factory restrictions have been erased. There are no switches and expression options. Sha Niu's abilities will not affect her own use after being transferred, so Sha Niu can fight side by side with her master. Now, Sha Niu is already a real person!”

The crystal doll was refined, and Sha Niu suddenly turned into a fire dragon, but soon turned into its original shape again.

But at this moment, she has lost many restrictions and has complete freedom.

Originally Lin Fan asked her to use a cool expression mode, but now she can switch expressions at will.

Because of the fusion of the silver stone, Silly Girl now has enough energy to last for 100,000 years.

Even because her body is constantly and efficiently absorbing sunlight and converting it into energy, she can be said to have become a perpetual motion machine and no longer needs to replenish energy.

"Lin Fan, didn't you say you don't know how to refine weapons?"

The girls looked at Lin Fan with some surprise. When he got the silver stone in the Sun Center, Lin Fan said that he didn't know how to refine weapons. Now, isn't this silly girl pretty good at it?

"Ahem, cough, keep a low profile, just practice casually. This is talent, there is nothing you can do about it!"

Lin Fan smiled proudly. It seemed that his miraculous weapon refining skills had fascinated the girls.

"cut!"

Lou Xiao'e rolled her eyes at Lin Fan, this guy is a piece of shit, he just needs to pour mana into him to fuse with her, so he can have sex with her.

"Lin Fan, in addition to the weasel, there is also a bull demon who followed Sha Niu to this era. Don't we care?"

At this time, Ning Zhong frowned and asked Lin Fan. The weasel seemed to have a simple mind, but the bull demon seemed to have evil intentions.

"Oh, that's the Bull Demon King. This guy is really not a good guy!"

Lin Fan almost forgot about the Bull Demon King. He was not only greedy, but also cunning.

If he takes Silly Girl away, no one will be able to control him in this era.

The key is that the Bull Demon King will dig out the Sam liquid from the center of the earth to make the elixir of immortality.

Although this so-called elixir of immortality can add 10,000 years to a person's life.

But it uses earth core materials. If it is excavated too much, the earth will be destroyed directly.

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, go back where you came from!"

Lin Fan thought, and the Bull Demon King who had hidden his traces and Huang Mei, who was beaten away by the little girl, were sent back to the period of Journey to the West. They could not travel through time and space with their own abilities.

If the Bull Demon King hadn't met Mr. Fan, he wouldn't have thought of using the earth's Sam liquid to make immortality pills and sell them for money, and all the disasters wouldn't have happened.

As for the disaster during the Journey to the West, it was destined to happen. Although Lin Fan could take care of it, he was too lazy to take care of it.

Now the plot of the magic phone has been completely destroyed by Lin Fan, and this place has become an ordinary modern society without magic and immortality.

As for that loser Lu Xiaoqian, he can only continue to live his life as a loser.

"Let's go!"

Then Lin Fan took the girls and left the magical mobile world.

The moment Sha Niu left, Lu Xiaoqian, who was wandering around aimlessly looking for a job, stopped. He suddenly felt as if he had lost something.

"Hey, I have nothing, what else can I lose?"

After being stunned for a while, Lu Xiaoqian suddenly came to his senses. What else could he lose? It must have just been an illusion.

"Are you back this time?"

When they appeared again, they had returned to the courtyard.

"Lin Fan, what do you think Jia Zhang is doing?"

At this time, Lou Xiao'e pulled Lin Fan and motioned him to look towards Jia's house. Lin Fan turned his head and saw Jia Zhang sneaking into Jia's house quietly.

"She must have gone in to steal the money."