Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

Yan Bugui thought of what Xu Damao said yesterday about the ghost ghost, and couldn't help but ask Jia Zhang tremblingly.

Jia Zhang just shouted a few times and felt that her mouth and tongue hurt, so she no longer wanted to speak.

She turned around and looked directly at Yan Bugui without saying a word.

"Ghost!"

When everyone saw this, they thought Jia Zhang was a ghost, and they screamed and dispersed.

Chapter 903: Failed to show off and was slapped in the face

"Don't run!"

When Jia Zhang saw everyone running away, she immediately shouted anxiously.

But at this moment, her voice was hoarse and low, sounding sinister and scary. Everyone in the courtyard was frightened and ran faster. She only wished that her parents had given her two fewer legs.

"I told you to run!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang still hoped to be miserable and let the people in the courtyard speak for her. Now that everyone has run away, how should she be miserable?

When she thought of this, Mrs. Jia Zhang immediately became unhappy and ran away after Yan Bugui.

"Why are you chasing me? Don't come over!"

Yan Bugui looked back and found that Jia Zhang was running towards him, so he yelled in fright.

The others stopped when they heard Yan Bugui's shout. Looking back, they found that Jia Zhang had indeed gone after Yan Bugui.

"You! Don't! Run!"

Jia Zhang's voice was hoarse and she spat out three words one by one.

"I'm an idiot, I won't run away. If you have the ability, don't pursue me. Every wrong has its own debtor, so just go to whoever harms you. Why are you chasing me!"

Yan Bugui would not stop and ran out of the middle courtyard with his head down.

In fact, if Mrs. Jia Zhang hadn't been swollen all over and in unbearable pain, Yan Bugui would definitely not be able to outrun her.

But now Jia Zhang couldn't run anymore. She was stung by a thousand and one bees and suffered all night.

If Lin Fan hadn't used his immortal energy to protect her, she would have died long ago.

But although Lin Fan saved her life, he didn't help her relieve the pain.

She now felt unbearable pain all over her body and wished she could just die.

Of course, she just had this idea. It didn't matter if she thought about it. If she really wanted to die, she wouldn't be able to bear it.

"She's back again!"

Jia Zhang felt pain all over her body while running, so she stopped and walked back to the middle courtyard.

The rest of the people in the courtyard originally poked their heads around to see if Jia Zhang would chase Yan Bugui's house.

Unexpectedly, Mrs. Jia Zhang ran back again, which shocked them.

"Mr. Jia Zhang, you are here so early in the morning that you are acting crazy and causing a lot of noise in the courtyard. What do you want to do?"

Just when everyone in the courtyard was about to continue escaping, the door of Jia's house opened, Qin Huairu came out and looked at Jia Zhang coldly and said.

"Um, is she alive?"

In the bangs, the steps they had just raised lowered again, and they looked at each other in embarrassment.

"What kind of ghost comes out in broad daylight? Are you too timid?"

At this time, Shazhu was leaning at the door of He's house, mocking Liu Haizhong and the others.

"Silly Zhu, can you change your pants before you speak? Damn you, your pants are wet and you are still talking nonsense!"

Xu Damao was a little ashamed when he heard this, but when he saw that Silly Zhu's crotch was wet, he immediately retorted.

"Hahaha!"

Knowing that Mrs. Jia Zhang was not a ghost, everyone in the courtyard immediately felt relaxed.

Seeing Sha Zhu making a fool of himself, they burst into laughter immediately. How could Sha Zhu, his grandson, have just laughed at them?

"Xu Damao, this is the water that splashed when I hit the water tank just now. What nonsense are you talking about!"

Silly Zhu looked down and found that his crotch was indeed wet.

So he quickly covered his crotch with his hands and explained angrily.

"Oh? I believe what you said, the water on you is not urine, but I just want to ask you, why are you hitting the water tank for nothing? Are you practicing Iron Crotch Kung Fu?"

Xu Damao also knew that Sha Zhu was not scared to death, but he saw the way Sha Zhu ran away just now, so he asked Sha Zhu about it.

"Um, just now..."

Silhu's face froze when he heard this, and he wanted to open his mouth to explain, but he couldn't.

"What just now? Can't you tell me? If you don't tell me, I'll tell you for you! Just now you saw Jia Zhang's ghostly appearance and thought you were seeing a ghost, so you turned around and ran away. As a result, you hit the water tank and splashed you. A crotch of water!"

"Silly Zhu, Silly Zhu, everyone was scared away just now. Don't laugh at anyone. Just pretend it never happened. You bastard likes to pretend and act like you are noble. I can't bear to see you like this. Awesome!"

Seeing that Silly Zhu had nothing to say, Xu Damao immediately added insult to injury and mocked triumphantly.

"you!"

"What are you talking about? Did I say something wrong?"

Silly Zhu wants to get angry, but Xu Damao is not afraid. Now that Silly Zhu is in the wrong, is it possible that he still dares to hit himself?

Silly Zhu's face was terribly dark, but he didn't say anything else. After all, Xu Damao was right.

"Silly Zhu, let me tell you, don't be too vain, it's of no use... Jia Zhang, Jia Zhang, what are you doing?"

Xu Damao is pursuing the victory and scolding Silly Zhu from the moral high ground.

Unexpectedly, Mrs. Jia Zhang came to him unknowingly, scaring him so much that he backed away.

"Shhhhhhhhhhh, you're just having such a bad mouth, I just beat the shit out of you yesterday!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang remembered that when she was chased away by the wasp last night, Xu Damao's little mouth was there.

If she hadn't been afraid of wasps stinging her, she would have stopped and beat Xu Damao last night.

Today, her whole body ached and she felt irritable. Xu Damao was still talking non-stop, making her angry from the heart and evil from the side of her heart!

"Jia Zhang, don't look at me like this, I'm scared. You must know that impulse is the devil!"

Xu Damao saw Jia Zhang looking at him with a gloomy face, so he quickly persuaded her softly.

He just didn't know how he could tell from Jia Zhang's unrecognizable face that Jia Zhang's expression was gloomy.

"Wo Chong Nai Nainai's legs are dripping!"

Jia Zhang's hungry tiger pounced on the food, ah no, a wild boar directly knocked down Xu Damao, and then pressed him up.

"what!"

"Oh, hiss!"

Xu Damao screamed suddenly, but Jia Zhang was not having a good time either.

After all, she was stung by wasps all over her body, and this collision also touched her wounds.

"vomit!"

The next second, Xu Damao began to vomit. As soon as Jia Zhang pressed his stomach, he felt nauseated.

Secondly, Jia Zhang's smelled like bird droppings. After fermentation overnight, it was really smelly.

"Hahaha, Xu Damao, are you happy?"

Seeing Xu Damao's tragic situation, Silly Zhu couldn't help laughing.

"Xu Damao, please speak. Weren't you very good at speaking just now? Why don't you speak now? Do you not like speaking anymore?"

Xu Damao is feeling uncomfortable right now, so how can he be in the mood to talk to Silly Zhu.

However, Silly Zhu took it a step further and ran directly to Xu Damao and started taunting him wantonly.

"I'm going to your mother!"

The angry Xu Damao picked out a piece of bird shit from Jia Zhang's body, and then threw it into the mouth of Silly Zhu, who was laughing.

"Uh, cough, cough, vomit..."

Silly Zhu choked on the bird poop and coughed hard, but the bird poop was swallowed by him directly. Silly Zhu couldn't help but vomited immediately.

"Hahaha, Silly Zhu, you deserve it!"

When Xu Damao saw this, he didn't care about his own discomfort and laughed proudly. As long as Silly Zhu suffered, he would be happy.

Chapter 904 The completely crazy Jia Zhang family

"Brother Lin Fan, why are they making trouble again?"

Fang Meng walked out of the house and felt a little disgusted when he saw this scene, so he turned around and asked Lin Fan.

"Who knows, haven't they always been like this?"

Lin Fan smiled. People in this courtyard have always been like this. They are good at going off track and making fools of themselves at every turn.

"Ah, waist, waist, waist!"

While Xu Damao was laughing proudly, he suddenly screamed again.

It turned out that Mrs. Jia Zhang couldn't see Xu Damao being so proud, so she sat down on him.

"Have you had enough trouble? Mrs. Jia Zhang, what on earth do you want to do? You pretended to be a ghost early in the morning, frightened the neighbors, destroyed unity, and now you hurt others. Do you take me, the second uncle, seriously?"

At this time, Liu Haizhong walked up to Jia Zhang with his hands behind his back and scolded her.

Now that the situation is like this, it's time for him, the second uncle, to appear.

"Nonsence!"

"vomit!"

Jia Zhang's tongue hurt and she didn't want to speak, so she spat a mouthful of old phlegm on Liu Haizhong's face.