Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

"Please introduce someone to me. I would definitely like to get married if there's a suitable one!" Sha Zhu became interested.

"So what are your requests? Don't say something unrealistic. Be more pragmatic."

After hearing this, Liu Lan also started to discuss the matter seriously with Sha Zhu.

"I just want to find someone who is beautiful, gentle, considerate, and preferably educated!" Sha Zhu said with a smile.

"I told you to be pragmatic, didn't you hear me? You call this pragmatic? Do you have a wrong perception of yourself?"

Liu Lan rolled her eyes. She really couldn't stand Sha Zhu.

She sincerely introduced a date to Sha Zhu, but Sha Zhu was still fooling her.

"Liu Lan, do you think I'm in poor condition?" Sha Zhu suddenly thought of how Lin Fan scolded him yesterday.

"It's just normal. Don't have such high standards. Who would be interested in such a good girl?" Liu Lan said helplessly.

"Average, average again, I hate average!" Sha Zhu remembered that Lin Fan also said he was average yesterday.

"You are just average, where do you get your confidence from?" Liu Lan couldn't help but expose him.

"Look at you, you look ten years older than your actual age. You don't have any elders to take care of your family, and you don't have any savings, right? You have no money, and you have no looks. You are just a good cook, so you won't starve to death. What are you always so proud of? Can you be more realistic?"

Liu Lan kept talking, and Sha Zhu was completely stunned.

It turned out that what he thought was a good condition was nothing in the eyes of others.

"No wonder I can't find a partner. I think too highly of myself, don't I?"

Sha Zhu muttered to himself.

Chapter 79: Banggeng was beaten

Banggeng went to school full of resentment. Most of the things he had searched for from Shazhu's house were snatched away by his grandmother.

He was chewing nougat while walking with his head down, and he accidentally bumped into someone in front of him.

"Boy, are you blind? Didn't you see me?" The person Bang Geng bumped into was a little fat boy, who questioned Bang Geng angrily.

"So what if I bumped into you on purpose? Hit me, you idiot!" Bang Geng compared the sizes of both men and felt that he had won, so he was very arrogant.

He was already furious because his things and money were taken away by Jia Zhang, and this fat guy even dared to scold him. Today, Uncle Banggeng is going to teach this little fat guy a lesson!

"Well, brother, he bullied me!" said the little fat man angrily.

"It's too late for you to call me big brother now, I..." Banggeng thought the little fat man was admitting defeat and was ready to mock him severely.

Then he felt something hit his back. He turned around and saw a boy who was obviously taller and stronger than him standing behind him.

"He is your younger brother? It's all a misunderstanding!" Banggeng felt guilty and gave in immediately.

"Brother Long, he bumped into me and dared to scold me!" The little fat boy was full of resentment.

"Brother Long will avenge you!"

As he said that, the man called Brother Long punched Bang Geng on the bridge of his nose.

The stick was painful, but it also aroused his anger. He rushed forward, hugged Brother Long's arm and bit it.

"Ahhhhh, let go!" Brother Long screamed in pain, but Banggeng ignored him and bit even harder.

But he forgot that he was facing more than just Brother Long. As he hugged Brother Long and bit him, his entire back was exposed to the fat man.

The little fat boy's eyes rolled and he came up with an idea. He walked behind Bang Geng and kicked him in the crotch.

"Ouch!" Bang Geng screamed, opened his mouth, and then rolled on the ground in pain.

Then Brother Long and the little fat man beat the fallen dog with punches and kicks, and finally let out a sigh of relief.

Then the two men walked away in a swagger, leaving the stick stem twitching in pain.

Ran Qiuye waited until the bell rang but didn't see Banggeng. She thought the kid had skipped school, so she had to go to class first.

After the class, she felt that she couldn't let Banggeng be so naughty, so she had to notify Banggeng's parents.

So she got on her bike and prepared to visit Banggeng's home, but unexpectedly she saw Banggeng lying on the ground halfway.

"Banggeng, what's wrong with you?" Ran Qiuye quickly stopped the car and helped Banggeng up.

"Teacher, I was beaten!" Banggeng cried bitterly.

Ran Qiuye saw that Banggeng had a bruised face and was not fit to go to school, so she rode her bike to take Banggeng home.

"Grandma Banggeng, Grandma Banggeng, are you home?" Ran Qiuye shouted loudly.

"Who is it? Coming, coming, calling for the soul?" Jia Zhang walked out slowly.

"Who are you?" Jia Zhang looked at Ran Qiuye in confusion.

"I am Ran Qiuye, Banggeng's homeroom teacher."

"Banggeng's class teacher, isn't he at school? Why are you coming to our house?" Jia Zhang was still very confused.

"Grandma!" Ran Qiuye moved aside, revealing the stick behind him.

"Ah? Banggeng, you've committed a sin. Who beat you into this state?" Jia Zhang was very angry when she saw Banggeng with a bruised face and nose.

"Teacher Ran, how is your school managed? Someone actually beat my good grandson into this state. You must be held responsible!"

Jia Zhang started to act unreasonably and demanded compensation before the matter was clarified.

"This wasn't done by a student from our school. Bang Geng was beaten on his way to school. I saw that he hadn't been to class, so I was preparing to visit his home and found him on the way!"

Ran Qiuye explained that he couldn't take the blame because this Banggeng grandma looked like a difficult person.

"He was beaten on the way to school, so you have to take responsibility too!" Jia Zhang said relentlessly.

"Bang Geng, tell me, which bastard hit you? I'll go and avenge you!"

"It was a little fat boy. He bumped into me and wanted to hit me, but he couldn't beat me, so he called a guy called Brother Long, and then the two of them beat me together!" Banggeng began to confuse right and wrong.

"Do you still recognize them? Let's go find them now!" Jia Zhang said arrogantly.

"I recognize them. Grandma, go and avenge me. After they beat me up, they went into the courtyard next door. They must be from that courtyard!"

Then Jia Zhang went to seek revenge with sticks and aggressiveness.

Ran Qiuye was left standing there in a daze, "Who am I, where am I, what should I do?"

Then Ran Qiuye reacted and hurriedly caught up with the grandparents and grandchildren.

After a while, they arrived at the courtyard that Banggeng mentioned.

Although she had never been to Xinxin before, Jia Zhang was not afraid at all. She walked straight in, and Bang Geng followed her in excitedly.

"Where is that little fat boy you mentioned? Where is he?" Jia Zhang asked directly, ignoring the people who had gathered in the courtyard.

"It's him, that little black fat guy. I will never forget him in my life. He kicked me in the balls!" Banggeng said hatefully.

"What? You are such a vicious little black fat man. You actually did that. Grandma will avenge you right now!"

After saying that, Jia Zhang walked over and prepared to beat up the little black fat boy to avenge her beloved grandson.

"Grandma, someone is going to beat me!" When the little black fat boy saw that the situation was not good, he immediately shouted loudly.

"If any bastard dares to bully my grandson, I will kill him!" A fat woman walked over.

"That old woman is going to hit me!" the little black fat man pointed at Jia Zhang and said.

"That's good now. Grandma Liehuo is facing off against someone. I don't know if this outsider can hold her back!"

"I think it's a possibility. Grandma Liehuo is an old shrew."

"This outsider doesn't look like someone you can easily mess with!"

The people in this courtyard realized that it was just a conflict between children, so they didn't care.

Let them solve it themselves, and the Fiery Grandma in their yard is not someone to be trifled with.

"You gossip, are you the one who came to cause trouble for my grandson?" Grandma Liehuo spoke first.

"You fat woman, it was obviously your grandson who asked others to beat up my grandson and kicked him in the balls!" How could Jia Zhang admit defeat?

"I think he definitely deserves it, otherwise why wouldn't my grandson hit others but hit him? This means he deserves a beating!" Grandma Liehuo didn't even bother to ask her grandson and started to favor her own grandson directly.

"Are you going to act like a rogue in front of me now?" Jia Zhang was so angry.

"so what?"

"I'll deal with you too!" Jia Zhang was furious and rushed forward.

"I'm afraid of you!" Grandma Liehuo was not afraid at all.

Then the two of them started fighting, scratching, biting, pulling each other's hair, spitting, and doing everything they could to get away with it.

Everyone present felt it was an eye-opener, what a great show!

Chapter 80 Jia Zhang Met Her Match

"Let go!" Jia Zhang said, grabbing Grandma Liehuo's hair.

"Let her go first!" Grandma Liehuo also grabbed Jia Zhang's hair.

"Let's release it together!" the two people said in unison.

"One, two, three, release!"

"I knew you wouldn't let go!" Jia Zhang said angrily.

"You are the same, and you still have the nerve to criticize me!" Grandma Liehuo was also very angry.

"It's not that serious, it's not that serious. Stop it now, don't fight anymore!" Ran Qiuye ran over to stop the fight.

"It's none of your business!" said Jia Zhang.

"Get out of the way!" Grandma Liehuo didn't give any face.

Ran Qiuye was stunned. Neither of these two old ladies was easy to deal with.

Girl, you'd better come over here. They will stop fighting when they are tired.

The people around her advised her to stop worrying and let the two old ladies fight on their own, but the more they tried to persuade them, the more excited they became.

Anyway, they can't do anything serious, just scratching people, pulling hair, and spitting, right?