"You..." Liu Haizhong was also very angry.
"You speak so convincingly, as if you have a son!"
It’s her, it’s her, it’s her, our Iron-Headed Child, Jia Zhang jumped out again.
"Are we talking about whether or not we have a son? We are talking about how to treat our son!" Lin Fan argued.
Several people didn't have enough brain capacity and were almost confused by Lin Fan's tricks.
Fang Meng heard Lin Fan's words behind him and almost couldn't help laughing.
She could feel that Lin Fan seemed to be deliberately angering these people. Although she didn't know the reason, she would not ruin his plan.
So Fang Meng held back and didn't say anything or laugh.
"Lin Fan, have I offended you? Why did my father send me to marry into the family?" Yan Jiecheng said resentfully.
"Ahem, that's just what I said. It's up to your dad to decide how to do it!"
"I think Lin Fan is deliberately trying to sow discord between you and your son!" Jia Zhang said dimly.
"Hmm?" Lin Fan frowned and looked at Jia Zhang.
Jia Zhang was so frightened that she jumped back a meter. This fat woman was quite agile.
"Lin Fan, I also think that you have gone a bit too far. How could you make this suggestion to the Third Uncle? You have no good intentions!" Seeing that Lin Fan had angered everyone, Sha Zhu also added insult to injury.
Lin Fan was very excited. Come on, let the storm come even more violently!
In ancient times, Zhuge Liang had a debate with the scholars of Jiangdong. Today, I, Lin Fan, will have a debate with the birds in the courtyard.
"What does it have to do with you, you idiot? You don't even have a wife, so you are not worthy of getting involved in this topic!"
"I, I just didn't want to look for it, otherwise I could find it anytime!" Sha Zhu said stubbornly.
"Haha!" Lin Fan didn't say much, just laughed.
"What are you laughing at? I'm not ugly, and I'm a cook. I don't have to worry about food and drink. I have two rooms at home, so my conditions are pretty good!" Sha Zhu explained.
It seems that Sha Zhu directly regards He Yushui's room as his own.
"Your family conditions are average, your looks are average, and your personality is even more average. Why are you so ordinary yet so confident?" Lin Fan asked curiously.
"Hahaha!" Everyone in the courtyard couldn't help laughing when they heard this.
"Now is not the time to talk about this. Lin Fan, you should apologize for trying to sow discord between Old Yan and his son, right?"
Seeing that everyone was laughing at Sha Zhu, Yi Zhonghai immediately came out to change the subject.
"I don't think the Third Uncle wants me to apologize!" Lin Fan said leisurely.
"Yes, we are just having a heart-to-heart talk. You are making a big deal out of nothing!" Yan Bugui nodded in agreement.
He was still trying to build a good relationship with Lin Fan, why did these people come out to cause trouble!
"Look, you are just a dog trying to catch a rat, meddling in other people's business!" Lin Fan smiled proudly at everyone.
"Old Yan, you are confused!" Liu Haizhong and Yi Zhonghai were a little disappointed. We three uncles should be one, why did you betray us?
If Yan Bugui knew about this, he would definitely say that he was the boss and Liu Haizhong and Yi Zhonghai would have been dismissed long ago!
"Oh, come on, just take care of your own business. Why do you have to meddle in my family's affairs?" Yan Bugui said impatiently.
"Hmph, I don't want to bother with you!" Liu Haizhong turned around and went home angrily.
"Oh, forget it. Take care of yourself!" Yi Zhonghai sighed and left.
"Yan Bugui, you are still a good calculator. I think you are crazy!" Jia Zhang couldn't help but mock him.
"Jia Zhang, I remember now, is your leg okay? Last time you set a fire, the compound punished you to clean the toilet in the yard. You have to clean it starting today, or I will call the police and accuse you of arson!"
Yan Bugui was rebuked by Jia Zhangshi, and suddenly remembered that Jia Zhangshi had not yet accepted the punishment.
"What, you, damn it, just clean it!" Jia Zhang was helpless, but she didn't dare to refuse.
If Yan Bugui really called the police and reported that she had set the fire, she would be doomed and would definitely be arrested!
Arson is a serious crime, and Jia Zhang cannot afford to bear this charge.
Jia Zhang ran home dejectedly to get tools to clean the toilet.
When Sha Zhu saw that everyone had left, he felt a little scared facing Lin Fan alone, so he quickly ran away.
"Uncle, goodbye then!" Lin Fan said goodbye with a smile.
"Okay, Lin Fan, let's discuss this again when we have a chance!"
Lin Fan took Fang Meng back home.
"Old Yan, why are you so nice to Lin Fan? I think he really has bad intentions!" asked the third aunt in confusion.
"What do you know? Look at who in the yard can talk and laugh with Lin Fan, and it's only me, Yan Bugui."
"Lin Fan's family has two working parents, so their lives will definitely get better and better in the future. It's definitely a good idea for us to build a good relationship with him!"
"Old Yan, you are smart. I didn't even think of this!" Aunt Three praised.
"That's right, you still have a lot to learn!" Yan Bugui returned home proudly.
"Brother Lin Fan, it seems like you are deliberately looking for trouble today. Why do you want to offend so many people at once?" Fang Meng asked curiously.
"Well, I did it on purpose. I have to let them know that even if they unite, they are no match for me. They will naturally avoid me when they see me in the future!"
Lin Fan thought of an excuse at random, and Fang Meng thought it made sense. This is what they call striking the first blow to prevent a hundred blows from coming.
Then Fang Meng went to cook, and Lin Fan also checked his emotional level.
Yi Zhonghai contributed the most with 15380 points, Jia Zhangshi was a little scared and lost 8200 points, Yan Bugui lost 12460 points, Liu Haizhong lost 14580 points and it seemed that he was also very angry, Sha Zhu lost 6340 points, Yan Jiecheng lost 4280 points and Sanda Ma lost 5320 points.
What a big harvest! This time we got a total of more than 66,000 yuan, plus the previous 20,000 yuan, it is close to 90,000 yuan. It’s really good!
Next time I will have to stir up trouble again, involving the entire hospital and harvesting their emotional points. I will get 100,000 points in one go, and soon I will be able to afford the Yellow Emperor's Classic of Internal Medicine.
Chapter 74 Jia Zhang falls into the cesspool
Jia Zhang prepared gloves and tools from home and prepared to start cleaning the toilet from the backyard.
She didn't dare to refuse, but she was full of resentment in her heart, "Damn Lin Fan, damn Yan Bugui, you two bastards, you should all go to hell. You are so mean to let me clean the toilet!"
Jia Zhang was muttering to herself while cleaning and couldn't help but take a few more breaths of air.
"Ugh, it's so disgusting!" Jia Zhang almost vomited.
But Jia Zhang had no choice but to continue cleaning as the smell inside was unbearable.
Jia Zhang took a break from working and finally finished cleaning when a deaf old lady rushed in.
"Get out of the way, old lady, I have diarrhea!" The deaf old lady pushed Jia Zhang away anxiously.
Then the deaf old lady started to go to the toilet, "Ms. Jia Zhang, it's your turn to clean the toilet today, you must clean it thoroughly!"
Jia Zhang didn't say anything, watching the deaf old woman make the place she had just cleaned dirty again.
Angry and frustrated. She wanted to curse, but she couldn't afford to offend the deaf old lady, so she could only hold back her anger.
"Why don't you speak? Are you deaf?" the deaf old lady asked angrily.
"Hurry up and stop talking nonsense!" Jia Zhang said dissatisfiedly.
"Hey, you are so rebellious. You dare to really talk to me, an old lady. Don't you know that I am the ancestor of this compound?" The deaf old lady questioned Jia Zhang.
"That's what Yi Zhonghai said, I didn't admit it!" Jia Zhang muttered in a low voice.
"Bullshit! Don't think I didn't hear you. I'm old enough to be your ancestor!"
Although the deaf old lady is famous for her deafness, her ears are not really deaf. If she wants to listen, she can hear, and if she doesn't want to listen, she can't hear.
Her ears were very good, and she could hear Jia Zhang's whispers.
"Hurry up, I still have to clean!" Jia Zhang didn't dare to talk back and just left the bathroom.
"This Jia Zhang is getting more and more unruly. She has no respect for the elderly and love for the young. We must find an opportunity to teach her a lesson!"
When the deaf old lady saw Jia Zhang like this, she knew that she was not convinced and couldn't help but think of giving her a beating.
So he deliberately defecated everywhere, and after he was done, he walked out, secretly glanced at Jia Zhang, and then left with a wicked smile.
"Bah, you old thing, why haven't you died yet?" Jia Zhang cursed at the deaf old woman's back.
Then she continued cleaning helplessly. As soon as she entered the bathroom, she found the surprise prepared for her by the deaf old lady and the floor was a mess.
"Fuck your grandma's legs, you old deaf woman, you old thing, are you blind? You're shitting all over the floor. I'll find a pig, it can shit more accurately than you!"
Jia Zhang was so angry that she jumped up and down and cursed. At this moment, she really wanted to stuff the broom in her hand into the deaf old woman's mouth.
The deaf old lady also heard Jia Zhang's scolding at home, but she was not angry, instead she laughed secretly.
"That old man must have died a miserable death. No bones are left and no one collects the body!" Jia Zhang muttered as she cleaned.
Suddenly, her feet slipped and Jia Zhang fell into the pit.
"Oh, ah..." Jia Zhang screamed in panic at first, then found that feces had entered her mouth and immediately shut up.
Jia Zhang also couldn't swim and was afraid that she would drown in the pit.
So she struggled desperately, but not only did she fail to get out, she also made the pit even more smelly.
Jia Zhang didn't dare to call for help. The stench almost made her faint.
The only good news was that she was floating on the surface of the pit and not sinking.
Jia Zhang went to clean the toilet, and Qin Huairu started cooking.
But the meal had been prepared for a long time, but Jia Zhang still hadn't come back.
"Mom, how long do we have to wait? I'm starving!" Banggeng couldn't wait any longer.
"Mom, Xiaodang is hungry too!" Xiaodang couldn't bear it anymore.
"You guys eat first, I'll go see your grandma!" Qin Huairu said.
"What's so good about her? Maybe she's hiding there eating delicious food!" Bang Geng said disdainfully.
He saw Jia Zhang stealing food several times, and every time he appeared, Jia Zhang would hide in panic.
So Banggeng was a little dissatisfied with this grandma. She had such good things but didn't think about her lovely grandson and ate them all by herself!
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