Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

He would definitely be reluctant to lose him, but what if this dog really has rabies as Lin Fan said?

When the time comes when my whole family eats this dog meat, it will be a tragedy of annihilation.

"Third uncle, who were you talking to just now? I didn't recruit you, so don't be mean to me!"

At this moment, Xu Damao walked into the front yard, and he struck up a conversation with Yan Bugui.

He was worried that Yan Bugui would criticize him again, so Xu Damao made a statement in advance.

"Hi, I was chased by a dog yesterday. As a result, I rode too fast and hit Lin Fan's jeep, which knocked me half to death. Not only did the bike fall apart, it also wiped off the paint of the jeep. I later lost ten yuan in compensation. Qian, your tone was a bit harsh yesterday, don’t mind!”

Yan Bugui didn't scold Xu Damao anymore. Yesterday, he was just angry.

Under normal circumstances, he puts on an image of a good old guy, smiling and able to chat with anyone.

"Third uncle, Lin Fan still charges you money, just ten yuan? To you, these ten yuan are very important, but to Lin Fan, it's just a drop in the bucket. Just like that, he still charges I can’t stand your money anymore!”

Xu Damao was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then began to give Yan Bugui eye drops to sow discord between him and Lin Fan.

"Lin Fan didn't ask for my money. The ten yuan was for repairing the jeep. I went to the Kyoto Automotive No. 1 Parts Factory with his driver to see it. It did cost ten yuan. It was thanks to Lin Fan's help that he helped me repair the jeep. The driver should pay as much as he deserves, otherwise he will fine me!"

Yan Bugui was not fooled at all, he knew that Lin Fan had already spoken for him.

As for the jeep, it is public property and must be compensated if it is damaged.

"That's it. Then why are you sighing and standing here with such a sad face?"

Xu Damao was a little embarrassed when the provocation failed, so he quickly changed the topic.

"The dog that killed me yesterday was beaten to death by me. I planned to eat its meat to make up for some of the losses. However, Lin Fan reminded me just now that the dog might have rabies, which put me in a difficult position."

"That's it? Give me the dog meat. I'm not afraid of rabies. I'll just make a dog meat hot pot dinner tonight!"

Xu Damao said and was about to get it.

"Fuck you, this dog had a grudge against me, and I beat him to death. If you want to cut off the dog's beard, you're just dreaming!"

Yan Bugui opened Xu Damao's hand. He couldn't bear to touch the dog meat yesterday, so how could he give it to Xu Damao.

"Look at you, let's do this. I'll provide you with good wine, and Third Master, you can make a dog meat hot pot meal, and we'll have a few drinks tonight!"

"No, I can't drink. Keep your good wine for yourself!"

Xu Damao still didn't give up and wanted to fight dog meat, but Yan Bugui still firmly refused.

"Forget it, I'm going to work!"

Seeing Yan Bugui's non-negotiable look, Xu Damao knew that he couldn't take advantage of this, so he left helplessly.

"What's so great, that dog must have rabies, and your family will get rabies after eating it. Hey, I seem to know how to treat Jia Zhang's family!"

On the way to work, Xu Damao was still angry because of Yan Bugui's stinginess.

But as he muttered about it, Xu Damao suddenly thought of how to take revenge on Jia Zhang.

Chapter 656 I am your father

On the other side, Lin Fan had arrived at his office, drinking tea and reading the newspaper.

He had no idea that his joke aroused Xu Damao's thoughts.

After drinking a cup of tea, Lin Fan disappeared into the office and reappeared in Fang Qingxue's boudoir.

"Who?"

"Why are you so mysterious?"

Fang Qingxue, who was practicing, was startled and immediately opened her eyes, only to find that the person coming was Lin Fan, so she gave Lin Fan a beautiful look.

"How's it going? Seven days have passed and you still haven't consolidated your realm?"

Lin Fan came to Fang Qingxue, gently held her waist as thin as a willow tree, and then asked softly.

"The realm has been consolidated for a long time, but the Liu Shen method you taught me is really magical, and I have been meditating on it!"

Fang Qingxue leaned into Lin Fan's arms, enjoying the warmth of the moment.

"There's no rush, your cultivation progress is already fast enough, please know that haste makes waste!"

"These words should not come out of your mouth. Your cultivation progress is appalling. When I first met you, you were in the secret realm of the physical body, and I was in the secret realm of magical powers. Now you have far surpassed me, and I am still in your With his help, I entered the second level of immortality in the secret realm of immortality!"

Fang Qingxue shook her head helplessly when she heard this. Lin Fan's cultivation speed was thousands of miles faster than her, the reincarnation of the Heavenly Lord.

"Me? I'm different. I have a plug-in, so I can naturally practice quickly."

Lin Fan smiled, he had a system, he had the Heaven Swallowing Demon Skill, and he had the opportunity. Only by combining the three, could he make such rapid progress.

"Stop talking, I sensed that there is an opportunity for me in the Crazy Thunder Realm of the Doomsday Cemetery. Can you accompany me there?"

"It's okay, let's go!"

Lin Fan held Fang Qingxue's waist and turned into a stream of light, leaving the Yuhua Gate and heading towards the endless starry sky.

"At least he is a figure in the fifth level of the Secret Realm of Immortality. Who is he? What is his relationship with Fang Qingxue?"

Feng Baiyu's figure came quietly, looking thoughtfully at the backs of Lin Fan and Fang Qingxue as they left.

"Is this the secret of Xingzi? You actually realized this realm. Could it be that you spent your life to realize the magical power?"

Fang Qingxue saw that they had arrived in the universe in the blink of an eye, and saw that Lin Fan was using the calligraphy secret that he had taught her before.

"Yes, I have a lifespan of 200,000 years, so it doesn't hurt to use up some!"

Lin Fan nodded and admitted. Compared to Fang Qingxue's crazy behavior of spending his life to understand magical powers and only leaving himself twenty years to live, this was a trivial matter.

"You still have to grasp the scale, this is not a good thing!"

Although Fang Qingxue was cruel to herself, she didn't want Lin Fan to be like her.

"Don't worry, we are about to enter the Doomsday Cemetery. You should sense carefully and find the opportunity!"

Lin Fan nodded, and the next second the two of them rushed into the Doomsday Cemetery and headed towards the Crazy Thunder Realm inside.

At the same time, the masters of the three cave heaven realms also led many of their subordinates to search around the Crazy Thunder Realm.

They are the Buddhist Treasure Root Bodhisattva, the God Clan's Son of Yaoli, and the Dragon Clan's Ahuan Dragon Emperor. They all came here to find the Human Emperor's Pen.

The Human Emperor's Pen is a magical weapon from ancient times, and it is also the sharpest magic weapon in the world.

Lin Fan had already discovered them, but they didn't notice Lin Fan's arrival at all. After all, the gap between them was too big.

They are both at the third level of the Secret Realm of Immortality, the Cave Heaven Realm, and Lin Fan is already at the seventh level of the Secret Realm of Immortality, the Realm King Realm. One level difference in the Secret Realm of Immortality is a world of difference, let alone four levels.

However, Lin Fan ignored them for the time being, and instead took Fang Qingxue towards the depths of the Crazy Thunder Territory to find Fang Qingxue's opportunity first.

It should be a top-quality Taoist weapon called Thunder City, which was personally refined by Fang Qingxue in his previous life, the Lightning Mother Heavenly Lord.

Soon the two of them arrived outside a huge city. The city was composed of countless stones imprinted with thunder patterns. It was as far as the eye could see. Half of it was on the earth, and the other half extended into the void.

It is said to be a city, but it is no less than an ancient sacred mountain.

"Lin Fan, somehow this city feels very familiar to me!"

"Of course you are familiar with it. This was created by you in your previous life as the Lightning Mother Heavenly Lord. Let's go in and take a look now!"

Lin Fan smiled, and then the two of them turned into a stream of light and flew into the center of the city.

In the very center of this city is a sea of ​​thunder, a vast ocean formed by countless thunders melting into water.

Every trace of thunder water inside has the power to kill ordinary giants of all ages.

In the center of the thunder sea, three figures were engaged in a fierce battle. One of them, a little girl wearing a thunder-patterned robe, attracted Fang Qingxue's attention. She was the weapon spirit of Thunder City.

The other two figures, one is a pen that reaches the sky and the earth, with a crystal clear body, and the other is a woman with white hair like a waterfall. They are Renhuang Bi and Tianfei Wumo.

The three of them were fighting together. They had no companions, they were all opponents. They attacked each other and fought fiercely.

"Human Emperor Bi, Tianfei Wumo, if you two fight, don't bring disaster to Chiyu, and get out of my territory!"

Suddenly the little girl said loudly after knocking back Renhuangbi and Tianfei Wumo.

"Thunder Fairy, originally the battle between Tianfei Wumo and I would not involve you, but you suddenly got angry and brought us in. I think you want to suppress and refine us so that your own strength can greatly increase, but you don't know that I That’s what I came up with, and I just decided to use it to my advantage, and now we’re in a melee, so there’s no innocence, there’s no fish in the pond!”

Human Emperor Bi smiled when he heard this. The Thunder City wanted to devour and refine him and Tianfei Wumo. He wanted to suppress Wumo and devour the Thunder City. Tianfei Wumo wanted to refine the Thunder City. They also wanted to refine him, so the three of them fought endlessly.

"Thunder Fairy? Chan Nannan, is that you? Are you still alive?"

When Fang Qingxue heard the name Thunder Fairy, her memory was triggered, and she suddenly remembered what happened between herself and Thunder City.

"Who called me?"

The little girl was shocked when she heard this. Only she and another person who was important to her knew this name.

"It's my mother, who are you?"

She turned around and saw Qingxue. She immediately opened the Human Emperor's Brush and Tianfei Wumo and came to Fang Qingxue. Then she frowned and looked at Lin Fan who was holding her mother in his arms.

"Nanny, be good, I am your father!"

Lin Fan thought for a while, and then automatically assumed the role of the old father.

"You are talking nonsense and you dare to take advantage of my mother. I will beat you to death!"

Channan was a little embarrassed, then punched Lin Fan in the head.

"Your father and I have made our way in the world just by having a handsome face, so we can't fight you!"

Lin Fan caught Chan Nannan's little fist with a smile. Although Thunder City was once a king-grade immortal weapon, it has now fallen to a top-grade Taoist weapon and cannot do anything to him at the realm of kings.

"Nanny, don't make trouble. He is indeed my mother's man. You can call him Lin Fan daddy from now on!"

Fang Qingxue rolled her eyes at Lin Fan charmingly, and then admitted their relationship to Chan Nannan.

Chapter 657 The Concubine bows her head

"Daddy is daddy, why do you call Lin Fan daddy?"

Chan Nannan is a little confused, isn't the world of adults too difficult to understand?

She is just a tool spirit and doesn't understand all the twists and turns.

"Then just call me daddy, and watch daddy suppress these two troublemakers for you!"

Lin Fan smiled and touched Nanny Chan's head. Unexpectedly, Fang Meng and the others hadn't given birth yet, and he had become the father of the Weapon Spirit Thunder City.