Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

Zhang Yuanyang walked in with a smile and carrying a big bag.

"Looking at what you said, I'm just asking casually."

"I heard from Director Yang that you like to drink tea. I even gave him a can of West Lake Longjing tea before. I thought I have a lot of this tea at home. As for taking his tea, I brought it to you. Look, Xinyang Maojian, West Lake Longjing, Huangshan Maofeng, Wuyi Rock Tea!"

"That's what Director Yang said? He is trying to spread my reputation outside. Didn't he ask his secretary to bring this West Lake Longjing to me? This old boy, I have to give him an electric cannon!" "

Lin Fan was stunned for a while, and then said impatiently.

When he ran out of tea, Director Yang asked his secretary to bring him a can of West Lake Longjing, but Director Yang gave it to him on his own initiative, not by him.

"Don't worry, he didn't say it was you who took it. He said he gave you a can of West Lake Longjing. I couldn't express what he meant. And he came to me to talk about this because he knew I had a lot of tea at home and wanted me to He also said that he wanted to benefit you, how could he be trying to ruin your reputation!"

Zhang Yuanyang quickly stopped Lin Fan. It would be a joke if his inappropriate choice of words resulted in Director Yang being beaten.

"Hey, Master, look at your inappropriate choice of words, which made me think that Director Yang was trying to spread my reputation. I was ready to beat him up. As for your tea, I can't have it. As a disciple, I won't give it to you. The things are already very inappropriate, and if I ask you to bring me tea, isn’t that going against Tiangang?”

Lin Fan didn't accept the tea. He didn't really like drinking tea. He was just passing the time out of boredom. He couldn't even tell the quality of tea from bad, so he wasn't arty.

"You kid, if you still accept me as your master, what do you want? What is more important than glory? You have given me face one after another. These honors are more important than money or even anything else. Take it. Don’t let me fall out with you!”

Zhang Yuanyang left the tea leaves on Lin Fan's desk, said a harsh word and ran away, fearing that Lin Fan would take them back to him.

"Okay, when do you have to drink so much tea?"

Lin Fan was a little helpless. Zhang Yuanyang's words were so serious, so he had no choice but to accept the tea.

"System, lottery, 10,000 emotion points."

Lin Fan thought of the lottery machine from before, from which the Heaven-Swallowing Demon Skill was drawn.

Now Lin Fan only has a Sky-Swallowing Magic Jar that can support him, but he can't give the Sky-Swallowing Magic Jar to Linglong Immortal, right? I can only hope that this lottery machine will give me a little surprise.

Chapter 634 Luck breaks out

"Congratulations to the host for winning a pack of Weilong Spicy Tiao in the lottery."

Lin Fan was convinced. 10,000 emotion points used to buy Weilong spicy strips could buy a warehouse, and the lottery was gone in an instant.

"One hundred thousand emotional points, draw again."

"Congratulations to the host for winning the gold AK Saudi customized version in the lottery."

……

"With one million emotional points, keep pumping. As long as you can't die, smoke until you die."

Lin Fan could no longer complain and could only walk to the dark side.

"Congratulations to the host for winning the Liu Shenfa in the lottery."

It's amazing. With my system, winning the Liu Shenfa for one million dollars is just like spending a few dollars to empty out the prize pool worth billions. It's really great.

Lin Fan quickly received the Willow Divine Law, and an illusory willow tree appeared in his sea of ​​consciousness. The willow tree hung down thousands of branches to protect his sea of ​​consciousness.

This method focuses on Nirvana after being reborn from the brink of death. Each rebirth will be stronger than the previous one. It is truly a supreme technique.

"I'm happy today. I'll give you 10 million. Let's do it again!"

He should have stopped when he saw good luck. After all, according to the law of conservation of luck, if he had good luck just now, he would definitely have bad luck next time, so Lin Fan should stop. However, he got Liu Shenfa and was happy, so he was willful.

"Congratulations to the host for winning the sacred hairpin of the Queen Mother of the West."

Unexpectedly, Lin Fan was so lucky today that he actually won another good thing. So as a gift, let's give him this divine hairpin. At least it is an innate spiritual treasure, which is enough to get it.

If it wasn't a hairpin, Lin Fan would even consider keeping it and using it for himself. After all, the ancient innate spiritual treasure was really powerful.

Lin Fan decided to give it up when he saw it was good. He just used the ten million with the intention of wasting nothing. He didn't expect that it would still be a small investment and a big return. But one can only do two, and Lin Fan can't do the other. No more greed.

Then Lin Fan meditated on Liu Shenfa in the office until the lunch break bell rang and Lin Fan left the office to find Fang Meng.

"Hey, Lin Fan, why do you smell so good?"

Lin Fan came to the broadcast room. Fang Meng and Yu Haitang were already waiting for him at the door. Yu Haitang shrugged her nose and smelled the fragrance of Lin Fan.

"You female gangster, stay away from me!"

Lin Fan pushed away Yu Haitang, who was coming to smell him, and then pulled Fang Meng towards the cafeteria.

"Then tell me why you have a scent on your body. Although the scent is very light and soft, it is definitely there, and it makes me feel relaxed and happy after smelling it. It's really amazing!"

Yu Haitang still refused to give up and kept chattering behind him.

But Lin Fan turned a deaf ear and chatted and joked with Fang Meng, completely ignoring her.

The fragrance she was talking about should be the fragrance of Linglong Immortal's hair. She couldn't see the hair anyway, so Lin Fan could say whatever she wanted.

"Xiaomeng, did you smell it too? Did your brother Lin Fan run out and eat it secretly?"

Seeing that Lin Fan ignored him, Yu Haitang had no choice but to ask Fang Meng.

"No, maybe it's your psychology!"

Fang Meng naturally smelled the fragrance of her hair, but if Lin Fan didn't want to say anything, she wouldn't ask and would cover her up.

"Psychological effect? ​​But I obviously smell it!"

Yu Haitang was told by Fang Meng that she was a little unsure, and began to wonder if she was really overthinking.

"I think you are too hungry, so you are hallucinating from hunger. You should hurry up and line up for food. Meng'er, go and grab a seat!"

"Okay, brother Lin Fan."

Lin Fan dismissed Yu Haitang and then went to line up to get food.

"Lin Fan, given your status, do you still want to come and prepare meals yourself?"

When it was Lin Fan's turn to cook, Shazhu said angrily because he had a grudge for what happened in the morning.

Although he didn't know what happened in the morning, whether it was a ghost or an evil spirit, but anyway, he knelt down and kowtowed to Lin Fan three times. The blame must be placed on Lin Fan.

"Nonsense, are you speechless? Not only do I have to prepare the food myself, I also have to eat it myself!"

Lin Fan said this and gave Silly Zhu a dumb look.

"I thought that a big shot like you could only reach out for food and open his mouth. He didn't need to move at all. It turned out that he was no different from us ordinary people. It's really... Ouch, who hit me!"

Silly Zhu was still taunting Lin Fan in a sinister manner. Just as he was getting more and more enthusiastic, he received a heavy slap on the back of his head.

Silly Zhu turned around angrily, only to find that the one who beat him was none other than his father He Daqing.

"I'm doing it. Why, do you have any objections? I'm just doing it. What are you talking about here? Are you so idle?"

He Daqing looked at Silly Zhu angrily, why did this idiot have to offend Lin Fan.

There is no comparison between Silly Zhu and Lin Fan. The consequences of provoking Lin Fan are destined to be miserable.

If you just bully Xu Damao because you have so much free time, you will still win more and lose less, and you will be uncomfortable with Lin Fan, so why bother.

"Lin Fan, what do you want to eat?"

"Two meat and one vegetable, four white steamed buns!"

He Daqing and Lin Fan asked and answered questions, completely ignoring Silly Zhu beside them.

"Remember this, I can offend anyone in the courtyard, but I can't offend Lin Fan. I'm not afraid of anyone else, and I can compete with them, but not Lin Fan, so you must not ask for trouble."

When Lin Fan left with the lunch box, He Daqing warned Si Zhu.

"Come on, you can compete with anyone except Lin Fan? What about Fang Meng?"

Si Zhu was a little unconvinced when he heard this, so he deliberately used words to block He Daqing.

"Why are you arguing with me? If I compete with Fang Meng, wouldn't I still have to fight against Lin Fan? I told you not to mess with Lin Fan!"

"What about Jia Zhang? Can you compete?"

"Jia Zhang is nothing. She just relies on her shamelessness to stir up trouble in the courtyard. Others are afraid of her messing around, but I'm not afraid. I'll beat her up if she gets angry."

"Yeah, last time you beat Mrs. Jia Zhang, you lost a month's salary. I think she is eager for you to beat her!"

"That was at the steel rolling mill. I have no control over the punishment decided by the factory. But if she were in the courtyard, even if she called the police, I wouldn't pay so much money! Even if I beat her until her teeth are all over the floor, the most she can do is Just pay two dollars."

He Daqing glared at Silly Zhu. This idiot couldn't help but mention anything. The steel rolling mill was not a courtyard house. It had factory disciplines and rules. How could he object to the punishment in the factory.

"Ah!"

"Which bastard is talking about me, don't let me find out, otherwise I will burst your bubble!"

Jia Zhang, who was shopping at the supply and marketing cooperative, sneezed and then muttered angrily to herself. After all, she didn't have a cold. If she sneezed suddenly, someone must be talking about her.

"Auntie, you have to buy this sweet-scented osmanthus cake. You sneezed on it just now."

The staff of the supply and marketing cooperative stopped Jia Zhang who was about to leave and pointed to the sweet-scented osmanthus cake that she had sneezed on.

"I don't buy it. Someone was talking about me just now. I couldn't hold it back, so I sneezed. I want you to find him!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang shook her head like a rattle. She was reluctant to buy this sweet-scented osmanthus cake.

Chapter 635 Sportsman Jia Zhang

"Don't even think about leaving if you don't buy it. Look at what's happening here. I don't care if someone is complaining about you or not. Anyway, you are the one who caused this sneeze. You have to buy this osmanthus cake!"

The saleswoman was angry. If it weren't for the slogan on the wall behind her that she was not allowed to beat customers without reason, she would have given Jia Zhang, an old pious woman, two slaps in the face.

"Let me go, someone is stealing money, buying and selling by force, the shop is bullying customers, come quickly, is there anyone here to take a look?"

Ms. Jia Zhang lay down on the ground, shouting to attract everyone's attention. Her body began to twitch as if she had been electrocuted, scaring the salesperson so much that she backed away.

"I'm telling you, there's no point in being a rogue. Your saliva is all over the sweet-scented osmanthus cake, so you have to buy it. If you mess around here again, I'll call the police, arrest you, and treat you to jail!"

Seeing that Ms. Jia Zhang was still alive and kicking after convulsing for a while, the salesperson also guessed that she was scaring him just now, so she said angrily.

The supply and marketing cooperative was bustling with people coming and going, and the farce here attracted a large number of melon-eaters.

After everyone understood what happened, they all pointed at Jia Zhang who was lying on the ground and rolling around.

"It doesn't cost you money, it costs your life... I won't give it to you. If you can, call the police. And you bastards, don't stand and talk without hurting your back. If you can, just pay for it yourself!"

Jia Zhang is a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water. The more viewers she has, the more promiscuous she becomes.

"You made it dirty. If you don't want to buy it, you ask us to buy it. What's the point?"

An aunt who was shopping for food couldn't help but glared at Mrs. Jia Zhang when she heard this. This old godly woman was so shameless that she asked the onlookers to pay for her.