Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

"Xiao'e, why did you sting me?"

At this moment, the bee that Lou Xiao'e turned into stung Lin Fan, and Lin Fan restored Lou Xiao'e to her original shape with a wave of her hand.

"I wanted to speak, but I turned into a bee and couldn't speak, so I had to sting you!"

Lou Xiao'e couldn't help but roll her eyes at Lin Fan. He changed himself over and over again, but never returned to his original form, yet he still had the nerve to talk about himself.

"I won't make trouble with you anymore, I want to concentrate on making dinner!"

Lin Fan shook his head helplessly, and then concentrated on making dinner.

By the time dinner was ready, Lou Xiao'e was already screaming with hunger. Lin Fan put the food on the table and the family sat around and started eating.

"Yeah, delicious!"

Lou Xiao'e nodded while eating, enjoying herself.

"You look like a lady, look at Meng'er Yingying, Lingshan Zhongze, and then look at you, it looks like I'm abusing you!"

Looking at Lou Xiao'e devouring her food, Lin Fan shook his head helplessly, but still gave her some more food.

"Our ladylike appearance is only for outsiders to see. We are all family here, so there is no need to pretend to be so tired."

Lou Xiao'e shook her head indifferently. In front of Lin Fan and Fang Meng, she could release her nature and be unrestrained.

"It's a hospital-wide meeting, everyone, come out!"

After Lin Fan's family finished dinner and chatted for another half an hour, the hospital-wide meeting that Lou Xiao'e had been waiting for finally began.

Lin Fan waved his hand, and Lou Xiaoe, Ren Yingying, Yue Lingshan and Ning Zhongze turned into buttons and were sewn on his clothes.

Then Lin Fan took Fang Meng out, and people from the whole hospital came to the middle courtyard one after another, and soon the entire middle courtyard was filled.

"Banggen, get down, this is for your Uncle Lin!"

"Lin Fan, Xiao Meng, please sit here!"

Qin Huairu drove away the sticklers on the bench and asked Lin Fan and Fang Meng to sit down.

In the middle of the yard, a table, three chairs, and two opposite benches have been placed, and there are some melon seeds on the table.

The tables and chairs were prepared for Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui, while the two benches were placed for the parties, Silly Zhu and Xu Damao.

As the third uncle and the two parties took their seats, the hospital-wide meeting officially began.

"Today, Lao Yi and I have been reinstated to our posts. This is a great event. The two of us can contribute to the construction of the courtyard and contribute to the harmony of the neighborhood..."

"Ahem, cough, let's get down to business!"

Liu Haizhong spoke first, and he started talking a lot of nonsense. Everyone could see that he was very happy to be able to return to the throne of the second uncle.

However, Yi Zhonghai interrupted Liu Haizhong's continued nonsense. Today, their status as masters had just been restored, so instead of making others dislike them, they should do something real and gain recognition from the neighbors in the courtyard. That would be much better than talking empty nonsense!

Chapter 627 Neither party is satisfied

"Well, I won't say any more nonsense. Today we are holding a hospital-wide meeting. It is mainly to deal with the issue of the fight between Silly Zhu and Xu Damao. Which one of you two can tell you what is going on!"

After receiving Yi Zhonghai's reminder, Liu Haizhong couldn't stop talking nonsense, but he had nothing to say if he was not allowed to talk nonsense.

After all, he didn't know what happened. When he came from the backyard, he happened to see Sha Zhu chasing Xu Damao, so he stopped Sha Zhu first without thinking.

He only knew that the two had a conflict, but the cause and effect were not clear. He could only let Sha Zhu and Xu Damao speak for themselves.

"Let me start by saying that I went to the supply and marketing cooperative to buy my wife the cream, and found that there were only the last two boxes left. Just when I was about to pay for it, Silly Zhu appeared, dropped the money, grabbed two boxes of cream, and ran away. Do you think he would be willing to buy the cream on ordinary days? But this time he not only bought it, but also bought two boxes at once. Didn’t he just see that I wanted to buy it, so he deliberately cut off the hair to go against me? "

Xu Damao was the first to speak, and he looked at Silly Zhu angrily as he spoke.

"According to your analysis, Silly Zhu is indeed suspected of this. Silly Zhu, tell me, are you deliberately causing trouble because Xu Damao wants to buy it?"

Liu Haizhong nodded when he heard this, and then asked Silly Zhu.

"Am I causing trouble? What trouble am I making? This cream is a product of the supply and marketing cooperative. It is for sale. He Xu Damao can buy it, but I, He Yuzhu, can't buy it? I haven't bought it before, so I can't buy it this time? I'll buy two If the box is not good, you can only buy one box? What kind of truth is this! You can still be persuaded by Xu Damao. You really have no opinion at all. Then it is unnecessary for Deputy Director Xiang to reinstate your position. I think you are the second uncle. Don’t do it, why don’t you let me, He Yuzhu, take charge!”

Silly Zhu refuted Xu Damao's argument with good reason, and even insulted Liu Haizhong, making Liu Haizhong almost angry to death.

"you!"

"Old Liu, what Sha Zhu said is not unreasonable. Anyone can buy the goods from the supply and marketing cooperative. It might be just a coincidence that they both bought the same thing. It doesn't mean that Sha Zhu deliberately caused trouble for Xu Damao!"

Liu Haizhong was about to get angry, but Yi Zhonghai stopped him with words.

Currently, Lin Fan's status in the courtyard is lofty and cannot be shaken for the time being. Yi Zhonghai plans to establish his authority in front of other people in the courtyard first.

There is also a skill in establishing authority. You cannot blindly suppress all the neighbors in the courtyard, otherwise you will lose the support of the people. You must win over a group of people and kill the chickens to scare the monkeys again, so that everyone can understand the authority of your uncle.

Yi Zhonghai has become accustomed to wooing Fuzhu, suppressing Xu Damao, and using Xu Damao as an example to scare the monkeys.

Although Sha Zhu broke up with Yi Zhonghai over He Yuyu's living expenses, Yi Zhonghai's daughter was still being fed by Sha Zhu's daughter-in-law Li Yan, so the relationship between the two families still existed.

Therefore, due to emotions and reasons, Yi Zhonghai wanted to win over Silly Zhu and suppress Xu Damao.

What Yi Zhonghai said made sense, and everyone in the courtyard nodded.

"If he just bought two boxes of cream, we would argue and it would be over. But when he was done, he handed me a piece of soap and said that my wife could only use soap if she followed me and was not qualified to use cream. This was not an insult to me. Personality? I can’t stand this!”

Seeing that something was wrong with the situation, everyone began to favor Silly Zhu, and Xu Damao quickly added.

"Silly Zhu, did you say that?"

Yan Bugui glanced at Shazhu in surprise. This guy's mouth was quite bad.

"I said, what's wrong? If I mock him, he can hit me?"

Silly Zhu knew that he was a bit arrogant about this, but he still said it confidently with a stiff neck.

"If you say that to others, it would be strange if they don't hit you!"

Seeing Sha Zhu being so arrogant, Yan Bugui couldn't help but mutter.

"Then I often say that you are Yan Laozha. Come and beat me if you can!"

Silly Zhu was not used to Yan Bugui and immediately provoked him.

"Stupid column!"

"What are you calling me for!"

Yi Zhonghai reminded Silly Zhu in a deep voice that as long as he said it was a slip of the tongue, he could take the opportunity to expose the matter and start to hold Xu Damao accountable. Unfortunately, Silly Zhu did not appreciate it.

I don’t know if he is really stupid or just for the so-called face.

"In this case, Shazhu and Xu Damao each bear half of the responsibility, but Shazhu was beaten by Xu Damao until he bled. Xu Damao must pay compensation, so let's pay five yuan!"

Yi Zhonghai had no way to hold Xu Damao accountable. After all, Si Zhu provoked him first, but he still fought for compensation for Si Zhu.

"Five yuan? Lin Gong, you comment, Shazhu just had a nosebleed. Is this worth five yuan?"

Xu Damao breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, but he was also a little dissatisfied. Yi Zhonghai slaughtered the pig for five yuan.

"Don't ask Lin Fan, are you dissatisfied? I'm not satisfied yet. In this case, why don't you let me give you a nosebleed and we'll cancel it all!"

Silly Zhu is also a little dissatisfied. Is it money that he lacks? No, he wanted to vent his anger.

"In your dreams, I'm not satisfied with the decision of Mr. Yi Zhonghai, so I won't let you fight, nor will I pay you any money. I only listen to Lin Gong, and I will do whatever Lin Gong says."

Xu Damao was very dissatisfied with Yi Zhonghai who favored Silly Zhu, but Yi Zhonghai had restored his status as a master. He could not reject Yi Zhonghai's decision without scruples, so he pulled Lin Fan out to raise the banner.

"Very good, my opinion is that you two should fight to see who will be the winner and the loser. Only the winner will be able to stand."

Lin Fan smiled, Xu Damao used his name to fight against Yi Zhonghai? That was so much fun.

"Fight, fight, I agree, let them fight!"

Yan Jiecheng was depressed after being imprisoned for half a month. When he heard that Lin Fan wanted Sha Zhu to fight Xu Damao, he screamed excitedly.

"Nonsense, we are a harmonious and friendly courtyard house. How can we use fists to mediate conflicts between neighbors? Isn't this making things worse? What if there is bloodshed or even human life?"

Yi Zhonghai was very dissatisfied. Xu Damao actually ignored him as a big brother and listened to Lin Fan instead. Lin Fan also ignored him and casually suggested a solution. Neither of them took him seriously.

"If anything goes wrong, it's mine. If someone dies, it's my fault. Hit him quickly. I can go back and rest after the fight!"

Lin Fan yawned impatiently and insisted on holding a hospital-wide meeting to show his presence. As a result, he talked a lot, but neither party involved was satisfied. What kind of mediation was this?

"I have no objection, Xu Damao, if you are a man, just agree!"

Sha Zhu eagerly agreed. Xu Damao hesitated, but after being so excited by Sha Zhu, he also agreed.

"Hahaha, Xu Damao, here I come!"

Silly Zhu was overjoyed when he saw Xu Damao agreed, and quickly rushed towards him, raising his fist while running, preparing to punch Xu Damao in the face. He wanted to avenge the nosebleed caused by Xu Damao's sneak attack before.

"Oops, Silly Zhu locked Xu Damao!"

Chapter 628 Don’t let Lin Fan see the joke

"No, it was Xu Damao who locked up Silly Zhu."

The moment everyone saw Sha Zhu hit Xu Damao, Xu Damao jumped and knocked down Sha Zhu, and then locked Sha Zhu's hands and feet.

The two people were like a ball of string, tightly entangled together. This posture was really ambiguous, and the little wives in the courtyard all looked away.

Lin Fan was also a little surprised that Xu Damao actually learned He Jinyin and Devil Muscular Man's unique skill, the Golden Snake Silk Winding Hand, without any teacher.

"Xu Damao, let go, let's fight with open swords and guns!"

"Sick, you have learned boxing and kicking. If I fight you, you will get beaten. I am not stupid. If you have the ability, just break away from me!"

Faced with Sha Zhu's request, Xu Damao refused without hesitation. This time, it was because Sha Zhu was not paying attention that he made a successful attack. If Sha Zhu was let go and he was prepared, this move would not work.

"Xu Damao, how did you come up with this move?"

Lin Fan couldn't help but asked curiously.

"Hey, I saw a snake eating a mouse yesterday. The snake was clinging to the mouse like this, so I had an idea and came up with this idea. I'm not as strong as Sha Zhu, and he also knows some fists and kicks. The routine, if we really distanced ourselves, I would definitely not be able to beat him, but I entangled him so that he couldn’t use his fists, feet, or even his strength, so he couldn’t do anything to me!”

Xu Damao couldn't help but smile proudly after successfully knocking down Silly Zhu, leaving him helpless.

"Interesting, your mind is quite vivid, but how long do you plan to keep pestering Shazhu like this? After all, your actions are really inelegant and offensive. Why don't you look up at your wife and Shazhu's wife? His face!"

"I don't want to watch. When I release Silly Zhu depends on when Silly Zhu agrees. This matter will be revealed and no one is allowed to mention it again!"

Xu Damao refused without raising his head. Why was it immoral to pester Silly Zhu like this? They were still wearing clothes. As long as this could help him avoid physical pain, he felt good about it.

"I don't believe I can't get rid of you, ah!"