Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

Lin Fan hesitated for a few seconds, but still slashed it with his sword. After all, this dragon had impure blood and limited potential. It had no future at all and was not worthy of following him. The egg of the Taotie beast had been swallowed by Lin Fan before, so how could this dragon possibly survive?

This sword directly cut off the dragon's head. Even though the dragon felt helpless and full of resentment, it had no place to vent and died instantly. This is the so-called survival of the fittest.

Then Lin Fan cut off a large piece of dragon meat and prepared to have a meal of dragon meat tonight.

There is an old saying that there is dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat on the ground, but no one has ever eaten dragon meat. This actually means that donkey meat tastes delicious. However, Lin Fan can taste the dragon meat in the sky today.

Afterwards, Lin Fan took advantage of the fact that the dragon had just died and its magic power had not yet dissipated, and used the Heaven-Devouring Magic Art to devour the dragon's head and body and transform them into his own magic power. This also greatly improved his cultivation and he reached the seventh level of dragon transformation.

After consolidating his realm, Lin Fan continued to look for opportunities in the Endless Sea. Unfortunately, he no longer had such good luck. All he found were some trivial things that were not worth mentioning. Lin Fan was too lazy to continue exploring and went straight back to the courtyard world.

Lin Fan returned to the office and began to practice martial arts. He did not open his eyes until the lunch bell rang.

The moment Lin Fan opened his eyes, he felt a flash of lightning in his head, like a sudden thunderclap, but he quickly returned to normal. Even if someone saw this scene, they would probably just think they were dazzled.

Then Lin Fan went to the broadcasting room and took Fang Meng to the cafeteria for dinner.

"Meng'er, there's something delicious tonight!"

After getting his meal and returning to his seat, Lin Fan said to Fang Meng with a smile.

"What's delicious? Can I eat it?"

Yu Haitang, who was eating with her head down, looked up and asked curiously when she heard this.

"Dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat in the ground, what do you think?"

"So it's donkey meat. You must be rich. My family only buys some meat during festivals. It's not a festival, it's not a holiday, and you guys are eating donkey meat?"

Upon hearing this, Yu Haitang looked at Lin Fan and Fang Meng with envy. Although what she said was a bit exaggerated, her family usually bought meat, but it was impossible to eat as much as they wanted.

But with Lin Fan and Fang Meng's salary, it is not a problem to have a good meal every day. Although bills are limited these days, why worry about not having bills when you have money? There are many people selling pigeons in the pigeon market, not to mention that Lin Fan is very capable and is often commended and rewarded by the steel mill. It is estimated that there are a lot of bills at home.

Lin Fan had no intention of explaining. Donkey meat was not a good thing. What he wanted to eat was dragon meat. However, even if he told Yu Haitang that he was eating dragon meat, Yu Haitang would definitely not believe it.

Fang Meng on the side looked at Lin Fan thoughtfully. She guessed that Lin Fan was talking about dragon meat. Donkey meat was nothing. It was not worth Lin Fan to mention it specifically.

"Laimeng'er, eat more. You have to eat for two people now!"

Lin Fan gave Fang Meng a meaningful look, then picked up some food for her.

"If that's the case, then Xiao Meng might have to eat more than just two servings. After all, she might be pregnant with twins, triplets, quadruplets, or even five babies. It's even possible that she might be pregnant with seven babies!"

Yu Haitang rolled her eyes when she heard this. It was not enough for these two people to show their affection in front of her, they also wanted to show off their child. How could she tolerate this?

"Do you think I'm a pig? I gave birth to seven babies. Who can give birth to so many?"

Fang Meng rolled her eyes at Yu Haitang when she heard this. What she said was too exaggerated!

"Hahaha!"

Yu Haitang couldn't help but laugh when she saw the strange expressions on Lin Fan and Fang Meng's faces. She asked them to show their love and children, so who should she tease if not you?

"Hurry up and eat!"

After finishing their meal, Lin Fan and Fang Meng separated and returned to their offices. In the afternoon, Lin Fan did not go to the other world again and continued to practice the Heaven-Devouring Demon Art.

Lin Fan continued practicing until the bell rang for the end of get off work, then he took Fang Meng away from the steel mill.

"Brother Lin Fan, did you kill a dragon today?"

On the way back, Fang Meng asked Lin Fan curiously.

"Meng'er is smart. I did kill a dragon today, but it's a pity that its bloodline is impure. It must have evolved from a snake."

"That's amazing! It's said that a carp can turn into a dragon if it leaps over the Dragon Gate, but it's not that easy to actually turn into a dragon!"

"What you said makes sense. It is indeed not easy to transform from a snake into a dragon. But no matter how easy it is, we are going to eat dragon meat tonight!"

"But Brother Lin Fan, have we cooked the dragon meat?"

"Don't be afraid, I will find a way!"

……

The two of them chatted and laughed and returned to the courtyard. At this time, Jia Zhang also came back from outside with a basket in her hand. It seemed that she went out to buy some vegetables.

When he saw someone coming back from buying vegetables, Yan Bugui came over with a smile, but when he saw that the person was Jia Zhang, Yan Bugui retreated with a dark face. He wanted to take advantage of Jia Zhang, but that was impossible.

Chapter 583 Dragon Meat

"Old Yan, you want to take advantage of me, but I'm afraid you're blinded by this. As long as I'm Jia Zhang, don't even think about taking a single garlic!"

Jia Zhang naturally saw what Yan Bugui was trying to do, so she spoke viciously.

"Jia Zhang, don't be so self-indulgent. Who wants to take advantage of you? I just saw my neighbor coming back and wanted to help out out of kindness, but I didn't expect that person to be you. But I think you, Jia Zhang, are not worthy of my help, so I returned it!"

Yan Bugui was not to be outdone and retorted.

"I don't deserve your help? Who in the Siheyuan doesn't know your reputation as a stingy door god, Old Yan? Even if someone passing by to sell night incense, you would have to taste the saltiness. I'm still helping you, but you're just being stingy. If you save those bastards, can I buy you an extra coffin in the future?"

Jia Zhang opened fire with all her might, scolding Yan Bugui so hard that he couldn't even raise his head. Of course, this was entirely because Yan Bugui was in the wrong. Who told him to block the door and take advantage of others? Didn't this give people a reason to criticize him?

Lin Fan and Fang Meng looked at each other without saying anything. They prepared to go home and cook the dragon meat to taste it.

Jia Zhang had the upper hand in the verbal battle with Yan Bugui. She was feeling very proud and arrogant. When she saw Lin Fan and Fang Meng, she wanted to scold them as well. But when she thought about how she knelt down inexplicably yesterday, she became scared and did not dare to say a word. She watched Lin Fan and Fang Meng go home.

You should know that Sha Zhu and Yan Jiecheng were paralyzed by Lin Fan before. Jia Zhang was afraid of offending Lin Fan, so he paralyzed himself.

It is not a good deal to be paralyzed in bed for the rest of your life just to gain a temporary advantage through eloquence. Even if Jia Zhangshi is a fool, she knows that this cannot be done.

Lin Fan returned home and started cooking. He made other dishes first and saved the dragon meat for last.

"You are in for a treat, we are eating dragon meat tonight!"

Lin Fan said with a smile to Ren Yingying and the others who walked into the kitchen.

"Dragon meat? That thing sounds precious, but is it really edible? It's not poisonous, is it?"

Upon hearing this, Yue Lingshan looked at Lin Fan hesitantly. After all, no one had ever eaten dragon meat, and it would be terrible if it was poisonous.

"Don't worry, it's not poisonous. What I killed was a beast that evolved from a snake into a real dragon. It's not a poisonous species, but you did remind me. I'll taste it first, and you can eat it after it's ok!"

Lin Fan turned around and explained with a smile, but Yue Lingshan reminded Lin Fan that although dragon meat is not poisonous, if dragon meat contains huge energy, Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e are pregnant again, they may be affected by eating dragon meat. So Lin Fan plans to taste the dragon meat first to see if it has any side effects before deciding whether to give it to his women.

"No, we've been through thick and thin together, and we've lived and died together. How can I let you eat first?"

Upon hearing this, Fang Meng and the others immediately refused in unison.

"What are you thinking? This is dragon meat, not poison. It won't be dangerous. I'm just worried that it contains energy. If you can't digest it, it will have a bad effect on your body. As for me, I can easily digest the energy, so it doesn't matter. It's decided!"

Lin Fan used his authority as the head of the family to make the final decision, and Fang Meng and the others could only nod in agreement.

However, as agreed, what Fang Meng worried about really happened. After the other dishes were ready, she found that the dragon meat could not be cooked at all. The flame on the stove could not do anything to the dragon meat, and the dragon meat did not react at all.

So Lin Fan brought the dragon meat directly to the small world, went to the beach and lit a fire, then used his magic power to bless the flame. Soon the dark red flame turned white and blue. The faint flame roasted the dragon meat, and the dragon meat began to react. Lou Xiaoe and the others squatted beside and watched Lin Fan roast the meat.

The flame actually only played a catalytic role. What really processed the dragon meat was Lin Fan's surging magic power. In this way, the dragon meat was quickly cooked by Lin Fan's magic power.

Since they had already come in, Lin Fan was too lazy to go out again, and took Lou Xiaoe and the others to have dinner in the beach villa.

"Let me see if this thing has any energy!"

Then Lin Fan took out a piece of dragon meat and put it into his mouth. Fang Meng and the others all looked at him nervously. Lin Fan could be said to be a pioneer of mankind. After all, no one had ever eaten this stuff before him!

"Well, fortunately, although there is still some energy in the dragon meat, it has almost dissipated. Ordinary people can bear it, and it is even good for the body. I think you can do it, huh?"

Lin Fan commented on the food as he ate. Of course, he mainly commented on the energy rather than the taste. The taste can only be appreciated by experiencing it personally. However, just when Lin Fan was about to let Fang Meng and the others try it, he found something wrong.

He actually developed sexual desire after eating dragon meat. It is said that when one is full one will think about sex, but he was not full yet. He had just started eating, but why was he feeling hot all over and eager to do something?

"Brother Lin Fan, what's wrong?"

Fang Meng and the others also sensed that something was wrong with Lin Fan, and quickly asked.

Lin Fan had a strange look on his face. How could he have the nerve to say this? This was ridiculous! No wonder they said dragons were inherently lustful, and snakes were the same. Even when snakes evolved into dragons, their natures didn't change. Lin Fan felt that this thing was almost like an aphrodisiac.

"If you don't tell me, we'll eat it too. Let's die together!"

Lou Xiao'e saw that Lin Fan had a strange look on his face, but he didn't open his mouth, so she spoke anxiously.

"Don't eat it, this thing is almost the same as the meal you cooked for me the first time!"

Lin Fan had no choice but to give a subtle reminder.

"The first meal I cooked for you was just an ordinary dish. How could it have anything to do with dragon meat? I just put a little aphrodisiac in it... Do you think this thing is the same as an aphrodisiac?"

As Lou Xiao'e was talking, she came to her senses. The first time she cooked was when she gave herself to Lin Fan. At that time, she put aphrodisiac in the food.

"Then... do you want to solve it?"

Then Lou Xiao'e looked at Lin Fan with a strange expression, but asked another question considerately.

"Lingshan, Yingying, follow me!"

Lin Fan couldn't help but smile bitterly. Logically, the dragon didn't have much resistance in his hands, and its meat shouldn't have any effect on Lin Fan, but why was the dragon meat so effective? But now was not the time to think about this, so Lin Fan quickly took the two women out of the living room.

"After what happened, it seems that we will not be able to enjoy the dragon meat. It's because we are pregnant and cannot do strenuous exercise."

After Lin Fan and the other two left, Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e looked at each other, then said helplessly.

"Why are you looking at me? I won't eat it either. This meat is not decent!"

Feeling Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e's eyes on him, Ning Zhongze couldn't help but blush and said.

Chapter 584: Harmful Things

"Why haven't you come out for so long? The food is getting cold!"

After an hour, Lou Xiao'e muttered something, then went to check the room. After a while, she trotted back and whispered a few words into Fang Meng's ear.

"What should I do? Should I go find Qin Huairu?"

Fang Meng was a little stunned, then stood up and prepared to find Qin Huairu.

"No, the things in the small world cannot be known to outsiders. If you bring Qin Huairu here, she will know, right?"

Lou Xiao'e disagreed. In her heart, Qin Huairu was an outsider who could not be brought into her little world.

"What you said makes sense, so what should we do?"

Fang Meng nodded, but was at a loss as to what to do.

"Why don't you tell me? What happened?"