Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

"Let's go eat. What do you know about the relationship between husband and wife?"

Lin Fan smiled, then took Fang Meng's hand and walked towards the cafeteria.

"Xiao Meng, tell me what's different!"

However, Yu Haitang became curious and had no intention of exposing the matter. Instead, he started to dig deeper.

"Brother Lin Fan looks even better than yesterday!"

Fang Meng was so pestered by Yu Haitang that she had no choice but to respond casually.

"Tsk, you two are so annoying!"

Upon hearing this, Yu Haitang rolled her eyes and even inexplicably felt that she was full. It was only if Yu Haitang was not from the future, otherwise she would definitely know that she was full from eating dog food.

"Silly Zhu, it's only been a few days. You haven't had sex for three days. How come you seem to have lost weight? Tsk tsk tsk tsk, so pitiful!"

When Lin Fan was getting his meal, he couldn't help but feel a little emotional when he saw Sha Zhu, who looked a little haggard. Although Sha Zhu looked strong, he was not a hard-working person. It had only been a few days, and he looked so weak.

It seems that Sha Zhu has no other ability to support himself, and he can only swing his big spoon in this life. It's not that Lin Fan looks down on cooks, but with Sha Zhu's physique, it should not be a problem for him to carry a sack, but he didn't expect it to be so weak.

"If you can do it, go ahead and give it a try. It won't tire you to death!"

Sha Zhu glared at Lin Fan, this guy who just wanted to watch the fun and make trouble. If he had the ability, he could try it himself.

"I'm really good at it!"

Lin Fan didn't take it seriously. He was not just talking big. All the flying yakshas he had killed before were as strong as several horses. He could fight against them. The idiom "five horses dismembering a body" tells you about one-tenth of the horse's pulling force.

"Then go ahead, let's switch!"

Sha Zhu just let Lin Fan talk big and immediately fought back.

"I have no problem being a foundry worker, but can you be an engineer?"

Lin Fan looked at Sha Zhu with an amused expression. He had been a chef for half his life but he didn't even master cooking. Let alone being an engineer, he couldn't even be a fitter.

"Shazhu is useless. He is a loser. He can't even cook the most basic big pot dishes. Every day he just thinks about studying his crappy Sichuan cuisine and trying to please the boss by cooking for him. But when He Daqing came back, he was dumbfounded. The boss didn't even need him for cooking for him."

Someone is insulting Sha Zhu, so Xu Damao has to come out to help. Sha Zhu is bound to be insulted, and even Jesus can't stop him!

"It's none of your business. You said I was doing special favors to please the boss, but aren't you doing that yourself? All you do every day is fiddle with your crappy projector. When I asked you to show a small movie, you gave it to me and I felt superior to you. Aren't you just a projectionist? Why do you think you're such a big shot just because the boss praised you?"

Sha Zhu would not tolerate Xu Damao and immediately started arguing with him.

Lin Fan was also convinced. These two people ignored him and started quarreling again. They were really natural enemies.

"Alright, you two are the same kind of people, neither of you is a good person, what's there to argue about!"

Just then, someone from the next team spoke. It turned out to be Liu Haizhong. Lin Fan saw that he had dark circles under his eyes and looked tired, and he had a vague guess in his mind.

"Second uncle, I didn't offend you, why are you hurting me too?"

Xu Damao recalled and found that he had little interaction with Liu Haizhong these days, so why did he mock him?

"I'm not targeting you, I mean everyone here is trash, oh no, none of them are good people!"

It was unknown whether Liu Haizhong was distracted or in a trance, but he actually started to laugh at everyone, which was really unexpected for Lin Fan.

Could it be that he really believed that there was a treasure buried under his house and that he was going to get rich, so he became so bold?

"Liu Haizhong, look at how exhausted you look. You are so old and already have three sons, and you are still thinking about having children? But it's true. None of your three sons are capable, and you can't rely on any of them in the future. It's normal for you to think about the future, but you should be careful about moderation. You have kidney deficiency!"

Sha Zhu kept talking a lot, which made Liu Haizhong dumbfounded. Then he looked at Sha Zhu with a confused face, and he couldn't believe that Sha Zhu dared to talk to him like that.

Chapter 541 The Hidden Hatred in the Bangs

"How dare you talk to me like that, you're so rebellious! Is this how you talk to your elders?"

Liu Haizhong reflexively wanted to ask Sha Zhu if this was the attitude towards a leader. Fortunately, he reacted in time and he hadn't become a leader yet.

How can he become an official when he has not yet found the treasure at home and has no money to smooth over relationships?

"What kind of elder are you? You are just a neighbor, and your title of Second Uncle has been revoked, so you have nothing to do with me and you have no right to teach me a lesson!"

How could Sha Zhu be afraid of Liu Haizhong? When Liu Haizhong was the second uncle, Sha Zhu didn't take him seriously, let alone now.

"Okay, very good, I'll remember you, Silly!"

Liu Haizhong looked at Sha Zhu with a gloomy face and decided that once he dug up the treasure and became a leader, Sha Zhu would have no chance of going back to the kitchen and would have to keep working in the foundry workshop. No, that's not right. Sha Zhu should not stay in the foundry workshop and should go directly to sweep the toilet!

"Then remember this. Who are you trying to scare? Your silly grandpa is not afraid!"

Seeing Liu Haizhong's expression, Sha Zhu also understood that this was going to make an enemy with Liu Haizhong, but he didn't care. Liu Haizhong was nothing, so let them be enemies.

Xu Damao on the side watched the development of the situation silently without saying a word. Seeing the two of them becoming enemies, Xu Damao was overjoyed. He wished that Sha Zhu would become enemies with everyone in the yard. Then everyone would isolate him together and see how he could stay in the yard.

"Brother Lin Fan, the quarrel over there hasn't ended yet!"

Fang Meng glanced at the food window and said with amusement.

It's really ridiculous to see a few grown men quarreling there.

"Let them be. Let's just pretend we don't know them, so as to avoid being embarrassed with them."

Lin Fan continued to eat without caring about it. He didn't want to care about it at all, or even watch it. It was just a farce anyway.

Now Sha Zhu has also become a coward. He no longer needs to use his fists to change his mouth. He used to be able to suppress Xu Damao with his fists, but now Xu Damao is not afraid of him just by talking. The two of them can be called the Dragon and Phoenix of the Siheyuan, quarreling all day long. Now with the addition of Liu Haizhong, the tiger in the tomb, the situation is even more lively.

"That's right, let's eat!"

Fang Mengshen felt the same way, and then lowered his head to eat. When the three of them finished their meal and returned to their posts, Sha Zhu and Liu Haizhong had just finished their laning battle and started serving.

Lin Fan returned to the office and began to practice the Heaven-Devouring Demon Art to reorganize his realm. He went from nothing to something in the underground abyss, until he was promoted to the Taoist Palace Secret Realm and opened up the divine treasures of the heart and liver. To be honest, he was promoted a little too fast, and he wanted to consolidate his strength.

Although there are no Taoist scriptures to practice, the Heaven-Swallowing Demon Art is not much different. Lin Fan feels that it is enough. He is not a protagonist like Ye Fan. It is impossible for him to practice the strongest technique in the current realm in every realm. There are Taoist scriptures in the Wheel Sea Realm, Western Emperor Scriptures in the Taoist Palace, etc. One Heaven-Swallowing Demon Art is enough for him to practice.

"Boom boom boom!"

After Lin Fan had sorted out his realm and settled his strength, he heard a knock on the door. He opened the door and saw that it was Fang Meng.

"Brother Lin Fan, it's time to get off work. Shall we go home?"

Fang Meng smiled and took Lin Fan's hand and walked towards the bicycle shed.

It's already time to get off work? Lin Fan quickly looked down at his watch and found that it was indeed time to get off work. It was true that there was no time in cultivation, and the years would pass without knowing the years.

"Brother Lin Fan, did you fall asleep in the office just now?"

On the way home, Fang Meng asked Lin Fan curiously.

"I guess I fell asleep!"

Lin Fan smiled. He was confused just now, just like he was asleep.

"Then bring more clothes tomorrow. You might catch a cold if you sleep in the office."

Fang Meng reminded Lin Fan that it was still spring and a bit cold.

"It's okay. With my physical fitness, I won't catch a cold even if I go shirtless in winter."

Even if Lin Fan had not started practicing the Heaven-Devouring Demonic Art, his physical fitness was several times that of an ordinary person, so it would be very difficult to make him sick.

"Lin Fan, Fang Meng, you guys are back?"

The two of them were chatting and unknowingly they had returned to the courtyard. Yan Bugui, who was blocking the door, greeted them immediately when he saw them.

"Yes, is the Third Master blocking the door? Let me see what we got today. Oh, there's an egg. Should I have fried eggs with leeks or chives?"

Lin Fan took a look at Yan Bugui's harvest and found that he got an egg from someone unknown, so he said with amusement.

"Whether to make fried eggs with chives or scrambled eggs with shallots tonight depends on whether the next person who comes back buys shallots or chives."

Yan Bugui looked at the egg with some pride, as he had obtained it with great difficulty.

"Okay, Third Uncle, you're the one who solved the problem without spending a penny. Okay, you just wait, I have to go back to cook!"

Lin Fan shook his head in amusement. Yan Bugui really was a calculating expert. No one could compare to him in terms of careful calculation.

"You go back, I need to stay a little longer!"

Yan Bugui’s dishes weren’t ready yet, so he had to block the door for a while.

"Brother Lin Fan, Yan Bugui is really amazing. He can get anything!"

Fang Meng felt a little emotional when he returned home. Eggs are a good thing these days. Except for the Lin family, every family treasures them. Even so, Yan Bugui could still get an egg, which shows how powerful he is in blocking the door.

"The main reason is that everyone is used to Yan Bugui blocking the door, and habit is a terrible thing. If someone else blocks the door, he will definitely not get a single hair."

Lin Fan smiled. He didn't know which foolish person gave the eggs to Yan Bugui. This made Yan Bugui very happy.

"That's true, but I don't know if he can get a chive or a bunch of leeks."

"Green peppers are fine too, and scrambled eggs with peppers are good too!"

Lin Fan said this and walked into the kitchen to prepare dinner. Lou Xiao'e and the other two girls were not at home today and were still in their little world.

"Brother Lin Fan, are you making chili scrambled eggs?"

Fang Meng followed into the kitchen and found Lin Fan chopping peppers, so she asked curiously.

"No, I'm making stir-fried meat. It's better to steam or stew the eggs."

"My nose smells of a feast!"

At this time, Lou Xiao'e and the others came out of the small world, and Lou Xiao'e said in an exaggerated manner.

"Where's the feast? Do you want some stir-fried bamboo shoots with meat?"

"What does bamboo shoot fried with meat mean, Xiao Meng, do we have this dish at home?"

Lou Xiao'e leaned close to Fang Meng's ear and asked in person.

"Stir-fried bamboo shoots with pork, I guess Brother Lin Fan wants to beat you up!"

Fang Meng thought for three seconds and gave Lou Xiao'e an answer, which scared her.

"Why do you want to hit me?!"

Then Lou Xiao'e looked at Lin Fan with some dissatisfaction, wanting him to give her an explanation.

Chapter 542 Lin Fan also has something he doesn’t know

"Really? I didn't say that!"