Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

Jia Zhang was furious that Lin Fan actually asked her to scold herself. However, as long as the benefits were sufficient, she would not stop scolding him. As long as the temptation was great enough, she would not hesitate to scold him even if it was her own mother.

"A can of herring and a bag of snail rice noodle."

Unexpectedly, Jia Zhang was such a ruthless person. She would scold him even when there was a benefit. However, Lin Fan would not break his promise, so he gave the conditions.

"You give me so little, it's hard for me to accept. Two cans of herring, two bags of snail noodles, and ten White Rabbit milk candies!"

Jia Zhang was so greedy that she asked for a huge sum of money, but it was just a drop in the bucket for Lin Fan.

"Please start your show!"

Lin Fan agreed. The beautiful day started with walking the dog, oh no, with teasing the animals.

"Jia Zhang is a piece of rotten shit!"

Jia Zhang walked to the front yard and shouted several times. Yan Bugui's family ran out and looked at Jia Zhang as if she were a fool.

"What are you looking at! Jia Zhang is a piece of rotten shit!"

Jia Zhang glared at Yan Bugui and the others unwillingly, then walked towards the central courtyard while shouting.

After shouting in the middle courtyard, Jia Zhang ran to the backyard and shouted. For the sake of benefits, she worked very hard and soon the whole courtyard could hear her.

"Is Jia Zhang crazy?"

Liu Haizhong and Xu Damao in the backyard were all dumbfounded when they heard Jia Zhang's shouting. How could someone scold himself so harshly?

It seems that Mrs. Jia Zhang fell ill early in the morning, and her illness was quite serious.

"Well, is that enough? I've shouted it at least fifty times!"

After shouting everywhere in the courtyard, Jia Zhang returned to the central courtyard to find Lin Fan. She came to ask for her benefits back. She, Jia Zhang, never suffered any loss!

"Here, take it. I have to say, Jia Zhang, you are really a ruthless person!"

Lin Fan couldn't help but admire him. As the saying goes, a tree without bark is doomed to die, and a person without shame is invincible. Today he finally gained some new insights.

"It's no big deal. Call me next time if something like this happens. I promise to shout louder!"

Jia Zhang took the things and went home happily. Face? How much per pound? These benefits are the real things.

Since Jia Zhang announced today that she is no longer a human being, she can naturally lose face.

Lin Fan closed the door, and Fang Meng and the others all looked at him with smiles on their faces.

"Brother Lin Fan, you are so mean!"

Fang Meng brought the meal to Lin Fan, and then couldn't help but complain.

"Jia Zhang doesn't think so. She actually enjoys it!"

Lin Fan felt a little wronged. He had only said it as a joke, but who knew that Jia Zhang took it seriously? He couldn't blame himself for that.

They are like Zhou Yu fighting Huang Gai, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to be beaten, so there is no loss.

Chapter 519: Rest on Sunday and Go to Another World

"That's true, we'll just ignore her and let Qin Huairu worry about it!"

Fang Meng and the others all laughed. Jia Zhang really deserved it and there was nothing to pity her. So they just let her be. Then they all chatted and laughed while eating breakfast.

While eating, Lin Fan checked the emotion points he had gained from yesterday till now, and found that he had gained a total of 250136902 emotion points. Not bad, a little more than yesterday. Now he had about 12.25 billion emotion points, which was enough to buy the Great Power Heavenly Dragon True Art.

Then he checked the five items that were refreshed in the Emotional Mall today.

The first item is Firepower Silver Electricity, which is worth 10 points of emotion. A spinning top is so expensive. System, are you selling feelings? Buy it. Youth has no price. Memories are eternal.

The second item is the Charge God of War, which is worth 10 points of emotion. Here it comes again, system, is today a special event for emotions? I bought it.

The third item is the Blue-Eyes White Dragon Card, which is worth ten emotion points. I have never played this game, so don’t try to cheat me out of my emotion points.

The fourth item is a hatching charm worth 1,000 emotion points. What's the use of this? It's so expensive. Use it to hatch chicks? No, no.

The fifth item is the Mahavairocana Sutra, which is worth 1.5 billion emotion points. Could this be the 300 nursery rhymes in Journey to the West? I can't afford it, and I don't think it's as cool as the Great Dragon's True Power. After all, being strong is only temporary, but being cool is a lifelong thing.

"Brother Lin Fan, you are distracted again!"

Fang Meng saw that Lin Fan was distracted, so he gently shook Lin Fan's arm.

"Hmm, I was wondering if I should take you to the Genshin Impact world to play today?"

Lin Fan touched Fang Meng's face and said with a smile.

"Yeah!"

Before Fang Meng could say anything, Lou Xiao'e nodded impatiently.

"You only know how to play. Come eat quickly, and I'll take you there after you finish eating!"

Lin Fan shook his head helplessly. Lou Xiao'e was obviously older than Fang Meng, but she always seemed less mature than Fang Meng.

"Great, I can go meet little Keri!"

Lou Xiao'e clapped happily when she heard that. She still liked Keli very much, and she also hoped to have a child as cute as Keli.

After dinner, Lin Fan waved his hand and brought the four girls to the world of Genshin Impact and appeared on the streets of Mondstadt.

"Traveler!"

Amber and Eula happened to see Lin Fan and the others, so they immediately trotted over.

"What a coincidence, Amber Eula, don't you have to go out for patrol today?"

Lin Fan was also very happy to see the two girls. They were the first people he met when he came to the world of Genshin Impact.

"We are about to set off. Wait until we come back from our inspection and we will come play with you later!"

After Lin Fan's reminder, the two women remembered their business. Their inspection work for the day had not yet begun.

They are serious and responsible people, so even though they wanted to stay with Lin Fan for a while longer, they still said goodbye to him reluctantly. They would only have time to come back and accompany Lin Fan after the inspection was completed.

"Okay Lin Fan, I'm afraid these two girls can't escape your clutches, right?"

After Amber and Youla left, Lou Xiao'e looked at Lin Fan with a playful expression.

"What nonsense! They are just my sisters. Let's go and find little Keri!"

Lin Fan pinched Lou Xiaoe's face, then led the girls towards the Knights.

"Clang clang clang, Spark Knight Klee is here to report."

As soon as Lin Fan and his companions entered the Knights' base, they heard Klee's voice.

"Kelly!"

"Ah, it's my big brother and the big devil!"

Keli was delighted when she saw Lin Fan, but the joy on her face disappeared immediately when she saw Lou Xiaoe.

"Why do you call me the big devil and look unhappy when you see me? I want to pinch your cheeks."

Lou Xiao'e immediately trotted after Keli, scaring her so much that she turned around and ran into Qin's office.

"Keli, what's wrong? Are you in trouble again?"

Qin looked helplessly at Kelly who ran into her office and hugged her thighs.

"The big devil is here to chase Klee. Captain Qin, don't speak, or she will find you!"

Klee explained to Qin in a low voice, but the next second she was picked up.

"Keli, let me catch you, sister kiss me, muahmuah!"

Lou Xiao'e caught Keli and kissed her so hard that she began to doubt her life.

"Captain Qin, save me!"

Keli asked Qin for help, but Lou Xiao'e was a guest and did not hurt Keli. She was just a little enthusiastic towards her, so Qin didn't know what to say.

"Big brother, save me!"

Seeing that Qin didn't say anything, Keli could only ask for help from Lin Fan who came in.

"Xiao'e, put Keli down, the child is scared by you!"

Lin Fan said something, and Lou Xiao'e put Keli down. Keli could see clearly who was the big shot, and she quickly ran to Lin Fan and asked for a hug, otherwise she would not feel safe.

"Xiao'e, look, Keli is scared by you!"

Lin Fan picked up Keli and looked at Lou Xiaoe helplessly.

"Blame me? Who told her to say I was the devil?"

Lou Xiao'e spread her hands innocently. She just wanted to scare Ke Li.

"Big brother, Klee wants to see Nashida!"

At this time, Keli whispered in Lin Fan's ear.

"Okay, I'll take you to see Nashida now!"

Lin Fan took out the Anywhere Door and carried Keli to Jingshan Palace.

"Nashida, Koli is here to play with you!"

As soon as he saw Nashida Keli, he couldn't wait to call out.

"Keli, Lin Fan, you are here!"

"Come on, Nashida, I'll take you out to play!"

Then Lin Fan returned to Qin's office holding a Klee in his left hand and a Nashida in his right hand.

"Lin Fan, you brought the Grass God here again. Wouldn't the Teachings Institute find out if you bring the Grass God out so frequently?"

Qin, who was chatting with Fang Meng and the others, saw that Lin Fan had brought back the Grass God again, so she couldn't help but ask a question.

"Now I have the strength to deal with the Order of the Lords. I don't need to pay attention to their threats."

Lin Fan has eaten the Thunder Fruit, which is unsolvable for ordinary people. He also has more than 12 billion emotion points, which can be exchanged for the Great Power Heavenly Dragon True Skill at any time. In addition, he has a first-level golden elixir he bought before. After using it, he is invincible in the world except for the arrival of the Seven Gods. Even if it is the Seven Gods, Lin Fan is not invincible.

Including Lei Shen's unfilial son San Bing, if he is arrogant to Lin Fan, he will also get two slaps from Lin Fan.

"Your strength is improving so fast!"

Qin was a little surprised. Lin Fan now didn't even take the Jiaoling Court seriously. He was really becoming more and more mysterious.