Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

After dinner, Lin Fan took Fang Meng out to work and saw Qin Huairu standing at the door in a daze.

"Qin Huairu, what's wrong?"

When Lin Fan saw this scene, he had some guesses in his mind, but he still asked.

"Jia Zhang went out last night, but she hasn't come back yet. I don't know what happened to her. Did she die outside?"

Qin Huairu smiled bitterly with some helplessness. Although she had been persuading Jia Zhang last night, she was actually just doing it in case of an emergency. However, she didn't expect that Jia Zhang was so unlucky and hadn't come back until now. It was very likely that she would never come back.

"Don't worry, good people don't live long, evil will last for thousands of years, Jia Zhangshi won't die that easily!"

Lin Fan smiled when he heard this. Jia Zhang should still be lying on some deserted street now, right?

"This is the best. We still need someone at home. I'm worried about Xiao Dang looking after Huaihua alone!"

Qin Huairu nodded. Jia Zhang was still somewhat useful, so it would be better to let her die if possible.

"I'm going to work!"

Lin Fan said something to Qin Huairu, then went to the front yard with Fang Meng.

"Young man, is this girl from your courtyard?"

The two men went out of the yard and found an old man pulling a cart at the gate. In addition to several large barrels, there was also a person on the cart. Who else could that person be but Jia Zhang?

"Yes, sir, how did you find our courtyard?"

"Hi, I'm a manure collector. I saw this girl fainted on the street. No matter how hard I called her, she wouldn't wake up. I could only collect manure while taking her to each courtyard to ask questions. Now I've finally found the right person. You can take her away!"

The old man smiled naively and then explained to Lin Fan.

"Qin Huairu, Jia Zhang is at the door, come and take a look!"

Lin Fan roared towards the yard. Jia Zhang was covered in feces and stank, but he didn't care.

He didn't expect that this shout not only called out Qin Huairu, but also other people in the yard who ran out, especially Yan Bugui, whose old arms and legs could actually run very fast.

"Where is Jia Zhang? Let me see!"

Yan Bugui ran to Lin Fan and asked impatiently.

"Third uncle, you are so anxious to see Jia Zhang, it sounds like something is going on between you two?"

Seeing Yan Bugui so anxious, Lin Fan couldn't help but tease him.

"Hey, look at what you said. What could possibly happen between me and Jia Zhang? Didn't she mock me yesterday? I'm anxious to see her miserable end!"

Yan Bugui smiled bitterly helplessly. Lin Fan actually teased him like this, but he still had to explain. After all, other people in the yard had come out, and he still had to save his face.

"Excuse me, could you help me get her down?"

Qin Huairu was originally planning to carry Jia Zhang down by herself, but as soon as she reached the side of the cart, she was brought back by the smell of manure. She didn't know how Jia Zhang could have fallen asleep so soundly next to the manure bucket.

"Okay, I'll carry her down!"

"Thank you, uncle!"

"Why are you so polite!"

The old man carried Jia Zhang down, then pulled his cart away.

The people in the yard surrounded Jia Zhang from a distance because they were all curious about her situation, but she smelled too bad and no one wanted to get close to her.

Lin Fan directly found a basin of water and poured it on Jia Zhang's head.

"what!!!"

Jia Zhang jumped up with a start, then opened her mouth and shouted at the top of her lungs.

"You call your mother's head!"

Lin Fan couldn't help but pick his ears. Jia Zhang's hoarse voice was really unpleasant to hear.

"Hey, Jia Zhang, why are your eyes slanted? You were mocking Liu Haizhong yesterday, and today you are the same as him? And your slanted eyes are quite interesting, a bit like the eyes of a vixen, but they are too small, like squinting. I can't take it anymore. I'm going to vomit if you keep looking at me. I'm going to go to work!"

When Jia Zhang calmed down, Lin Fan discovered that Jia Zhang's eyes were also deformed. She looked really ugly, although Jia Zhang was also ugly before.

Lin Fan couldn't bear to watch it any longer, so he quickly took Fang Meng and left the courtyard.

"Qin Huairu, I met Dongxu yesterday, and he actually wanted to take me down. He has no conscience!"

Jia Zhang wanted to seek comfort from Qin Huairu, but unfortunately Qin Huairu just rolled her eyes at her and went to work.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, weren't you quite arrogant yesterday? You said that Lao Liu and I were cowards, but I don't think you're very brave either. So, did you see a ghost last night?"

Yan Bugui felt somewhat gloating; the sight of Jia Zhang's death was truly a relief.

"roll!"

Jia Zhang said something angrily to Yan Bugui, and then prepared to go home. Unexpectedly, her legs became weak, and she fell to the ground after taking a few staggering steps. However, no one went to help her. People in the yard left one after another, some going home and some going to work.

Yan Bugui even spat at Jia Zhang before leaving.

Lin Fan and Fang Meng returned to their respective posts at the steel mill, and Lin Fan began his day of slacking off.

Suddenly he remembered that he had spent 100 million emotion points to buy the portal but had never used it yet. It seemed a bit of a waste to try it out.

So Lin Fan came to the world of Genshin Impact, ready to experiment with the Anywhere Door.

"Hey, strange person!"

Lin Fan didn't expect that he would be discovered as soon as he arrived in Mond. He turned around and saw that it was the cat-eared girl Diona.

"Hello Diona, I'm not a weird person, I'm a traveler from another world!"

Lin Fan looked at Diona's little head and couldn't help but stroke it with his hand.

"Don't touch other people's heads casually, it's very rude!"

"I'm sorry Diona, I can't help myself!"

"Hmph, I'm leaving now. You're welcome to come to the Cat's Tail Tavern, where I'll mix you a nasty drink as revenge!"

"I'm looking forward to it. See you Diona!"

Lin Fan didn't care. No matter how Diona, who was blessed by the spring spirit, mixed the drinks, they would taste delicious.

After saying goodbye to Diona, Lin Fan took out the anywhere door and walked into it.

"Lin Fan!"

Qin happened to pass by and saw Lin Fan, so she couldn't help but call him softly, but Lin Fan had already entered the portal.

"Qin!"

Just when Qin was feeling a little disappointed, Lin Fan came back. He seemed to hear someone calling him, so he stepped back to take a look. Unexpectedly, the person calling him was Qin.

"Lin Fan, this door of yours is so strange, where are you going?"

Qin walked quickly to Lin Fan's side and looked at the pink door with some curiosity.

"It's called the Anywhere Door. It can take me to any place I want to go. I was just about to go see the Little Grass God."

"The Grass God? But the gods are capricious and sacred and inviolable. Will it be dangerous for you to go find her?"

Qin was surprised and worried after hearing Lin Fan's plan. Lin Fan actually wanted to meet the God of Grass, who had the same status as the God of Wind. He was too bold!

Chapter 500 Nasida

"God is capricious and inviolable?"

Lin Fan wanted to laugh. Among the seven gods in the original world, there was not a single normal one.

As far as he knew, the Wind God was lax and free-spirited, doing nothing all day long, the Rock God was knowledgeable and ate and drank for free everywhere, the Thunder God was serious and cold, and liked novels and sweets, the Grass God was gentle and cute, and was imprisoned in the Jingshan Palace, as for the Ice God, it was said that he used to be compassionate to the world but was now cold and ruthless, the Fire God liked war, and the Water God was a moron.

"Yes, the Seven Gods are all high and mighty. Do you really have to go? Otherwise, I will go with you. After all, I am the leader of the Mondstadt Knights and a subject of the Wind God. The Grass God will not harm us for the sake of the Wind God."

Qin didn't understand what Lin Fan meant, but thought that he had to go. Because she was worried about Lin Fan's safety, she planned to go with him.

"No need. I know the character of Grass God very well. She is gentle, kind, well-behaved and cute. I will be fine. When you are free, I can take you out to play. As for today, I believe you will not be free if you don't prepare in advance. After all, you have arranged your time very fully every day!"

"Lin Fan, you really understand me. You must be careful!"

Qin looked at Lin Fan with a complicated expression. She didn't expect that Lin Fan knew her so well.

"Don't worry, I'm fine. Goodbye, Qin!"

Lin Fan waved at Qin, then walked into the portal and disappeared.

Qin stood at the place where the portal disappeared for a while before turning around and leaving.

“Amazing man!”

A young man wearing a green hat in the corner witnessed all this. He was Barbatos, the wind god of Mond.

Feng brought the conversation between Lin Fan and Qin to his ears. Hearing that Lin Fan actually knew something about gods and there was such a magical door, Barbatos felt a little emotional.

"Stranger, where are you from and why did you come to Jingshan Palace?"

"Nashida, the little grass god, so green and cute!"

Nashida, who looked like a little loli, looked at Lin Fan, who suddenly appeared in Jingshan Palace, with some curiosity. He actually ignored the restrictions that imprisoned him and came directly in front of her.

However, Nashida didn't expect that Lin Fan didn't answer, but instead stroked his head like a cat.

"Stranger, please don't be like this. Who are you? How did you get into Jingshan Palace? What do you want to do?"

The little grass god was not used to being treated so warmly, so she puffed her face and asked Lin Fan in a deep voice, but her small figure did not have much deterrent power.

"My name is Lin Fan, and I'm a traveler from another world. I heard that the Order Institute imprisoned their Grass God, so I came here to take a look."

Although Nashida had no intimidating power, Lin Fan still showed her respect and introduced himself seriously.

"Lin Fan, different world, traveler, strange knowledge has increased again."

Nashida couldn't help but mutter to herself, it was the first time she saw a traveler from another world.

"Nashida, runaway moon, talk to me!"

Lin Fan said as he extended his hand to Nashida.

"Hey? Is that okay?"

Nashida tilted her head and thought, struggling with whether she should leave with Lin Fan.

"Aren't you trying to find a way to save the Great Compassion Tree King? You won't be able to gain new knowledge or save the Great Compassion Tree King just by staying in the Jingshan Palace and working behind closed doors. You must experience more things and see more of the world before you have enough wisdom to come up with a solution!"