Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

"What could possibly happen? The original fate has already changed. Oh, the fact that Yue Buqun castrated himself has not changed, but I guess she just can't accept it for the time being. It will be fine once she figures it out!"

Lin Fan didn't take it too seriously. The current situation was a win-win situation for everyone, as only Lao Yue was injured.

"That's true, but our family is getting bigger and bigger. Now we have five people in our family. And that's before the baby in Xiaomeng's and my belly is born. Otherwise, we would have at least seven people in our family, maybe even eight or nine!"

"Nine? Doesn't that mean we both have to have twins?"

Fang Meng said with some amusement after hearing this.

"Why, Xiao Meng, you don't like twins?"

"Not really, I just think it's not that easy to get pregnant with twins."

Lin Fan was concentrating on making dinner, while Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e were discussing issues concerning children.

"Shan'er, Xiao'e and Xiaomeng are both pregnant, you have to hurry up too!"

In the living room, Ning Zhongze also gave instructions to Yue Lingshan.

"Mom, how can we hurry up on this matter? It all depends on God's will. Besides, Sister Xiaomeng has been married to Brother Lin for almost a year, and Sister Xiao'e has been married for half a year. It's only been a short time for me. How can it be that fast?"

Yue Lingshan was also very shy when she heard Ning Zhongze talk about this, but she did not avoid it. Instead, she answered seriously.

"In short, just hold on tight."

"I'm thinking about it too. Do you have any good ideas? Or any tips for consummating marriage?"

Faced with Ning Zhongze's urging, Yue Lingshan humbly asked for advice.

"Nonsense, how can I come up with a solution? I have performed the Zhougong ceremony only a few times. If you want to ask me, who should I ask? I have been married to your father and Yue Buqun for many years. We have always followed the rules and respected each other. We are called husband and wife, but in fact we are more like family members. Why don't you ask your two sisters for advice, but come to ask me!"

Ning Zhongze's face turned red when asked by Yue Lingshan. Yue Buqun has been worrying about the development of Huashan these years and falls asleep on the bed every night. Although the couple seems to be in love with each other, they are actually sleeping in the same bed but having different dreams. Now that Yue Buqun has castrated himself and his personality has changed drastically, Ning Zhongze realized that he had not understood Yue Buqun at all these years.

"Ah? Then mother, you haven't had sex for many years? Unlike Brother Lin, you always feel unsatisfied, I always..."

"Shut up, girl, why do you say such things? Don't say them again!"

Yue Lingshan was about to complain that Lin Fan never had enough to eat when she was interrupted by Ning Zhongze. How could she tell such a private matter to her as his mother?

"Hey, hey, I'm sorry, mom!"

Yue Lingshan couldn't help but smile playfully.

When Lin Fan prepared dinner and brought it out, he found that the atmosphere between Yue Lingshan and Ning Zhongze was a bit awkward.

"It's time to have dinner. What's going on? Lingshan, did you make your mother angry?"

"No, my mother is just shy."

"shy?"

Lin Fan glanced at Ning Zhongze thoughtfully.

"Nothing happened. Don't listen to Shan'er's nonsense. We were just chatting casually. Isn't the meal ready? Let's have dinner!"

Ning Zhongze quickly interrupted Yue Lingshan and stopped her from continuing.

"Okay, let's eat!"

Seeing this, Lin Fan stopped asking questions and the family happily ate dinner.

After dinner, Yue Lingshan and the others returned to the small world, while Lin Fan summoned Gastly in the courtyard.

"Gars, when it gets dark, you can go wander around the city and scare people, but you have to know your limits. You can play pranks, but you can't scare people to death. And without my order, you are not allowed to scare the people in the courtyard. I don't want to be found out that our courtyard was haunted in the first place!"

"I understand, Master!"

"what!"

Gastly, who was floating in the air, answered, and scared Fang Meng who had just come out of the small world.

"Don't be afraid, Meng'er. This is my pet. Like Pogaman, it's a little elf."

Lin Fan quickly hugged Fang Meng in his arms to comfort her.

"But it's so ugly!"

Fang Meng was not so scared in Lin Fan's arms. She secretly glanced at Gastly again and couldn't help but complain.

"Mistress, although I am ugly, I am very gentle!"

Gastly said with some grievance.

"Brother Lin Fan, why can it talk? The Pogaman can only bark 'Poga, Poga'!"

"Maybe because it can take human form, it can talk."

Lin Fan didn’t understand the principle behind it, but it was better this way. Being able to talk made him look more like a ghost. Otherwise, when others saw Gastly, they would think they were seeing things.

"Yeah, I'm useful!"

Gastly immediately transformed into a human form and patted his chest and said.

"Okay, go and do what I told you to do!"

Lin Fan waved his hand, and Gastly immediately turned into a shadow and then disappeared.

"It's amazing, Brother Lin Fan, do you have a pretty elf that can talk? I want it!"

"Yes, but I haven't met her yet. When I meet her, I will bring her back to accompany you. By the way, what are you doing out here?"

Lin Fan smiled and touched Fang Meng's head. This young wife is really obsessed with looks.

"I'll go find Qin Huairu to help you solve your needs."

"Ahem, not for now."

"Why not? Lingshan is accompanying her mother these past two days and can't be with you. Aren't you uncomfortable holding it in?"

"It's just a few days, no big deal, let's go in."

Lin Fan took Fang Meng's hand and returned to the small world. He asked Qin Huairu to solve his needs every day. Jia Zhang would find out sooner or later, and then they would have a big quarrel again.

"Hey, Xiao Meng, you're not..."

When Lou Xiao'e saw Lin Fan and Fang Meng went straight back to the small world, she was about to ask something, but Lin Fan signaled her with his eyes. Then Lou Xiao'e realized that Ning Zhongze was still there and it would be bad for her to hear them.

"It's still early, I'll take you to the bottom of the sea!"

Lin Fan took the four girls to a transparent tunnel under the sea so that they could enjoy the beautiful scenery under the sea.

The lights in the glass tunnel emit light. On the one hand, it illuminates the seabed, allowing Lin Fan and his friends to see the seabed clearly. On the other hand, the lights attract marine life to come closer, allowing Lin Fan and his friends to see all kinds of strange underwater creatures.

"The seabed is so beautiful, and these strange creatures are so cute!"

The four girls exclaimed from time to time, and even Ning Zhongze, who was in his thirties, was shouting like a little girl.

Chapter 468 Initial results

"Wow, there's a big shark!"

Lou Xiao'e hid in Lin Fan's arms with a frightened look on her face. Fang Meng turned around curiously and also hid in Lin Fan's arms out of fear.

"Don't be afraid. The shark fins you eat come from sharks, don't they?"

Yue Lingshan, who was standing by, also shrank into Ning Zhongze's arms out of fear. Ning Zhongze himself was also a little scared, but he still had to pretend to be calm and comfort Yue Lingshan. Lin Fan found it a bit amusing to look at the four frightened girls.

"That's different. The shark that Klee blew up was only two meters long. This one is ten meters long, right?"

Lou Xiao'e immediately retorted that this shark was four or five times bigger than the one that Klee had blown up.

"The longest one is about twenty meters long, which is not too big!"

Lin Fan was not afraid at all. This was his little world. How could he let a shark bully him?

"Brother Lin Fan, is this shark the largest creature in the sea?"

"That's not true. The largest creature in the sea is the blue whale, which weighs nearly two hundred tons and can be close to 30 meters in length."

Lin Fan waved his hand to drive away the shark, then took the four girls for a walk for a while and then took them back to the villa.

Having just taken her mother to watch The Smiling, Proud Wanderer today, Yue Lingshan was a little worried about her mother, so she decided to sleep with Ning Zhongze tonight.

"Brother Lin Fan, I've taught you to be so serious. Looks like we won't have meat to eat tonight!"

After returning to the room, Fang Meng said with some amusement.

"It's okay. I have two wives on my left and right. What else can I be dissatisfied with?"

Lin Fan didn't care at all. He was not a sex-hungry ghost who would feel uncomfortable if he didn't have sex for a day.

"Shan'er, today I seemed to hear Xiao Meng and Xiao'e say that they were going to find a woman to help Lin Fan solve his needs?"

"Ah? Mom, did you hear everything?"

"Your mother is a first-rate warrior after all. She has internal strength. How could she not hear you?"

"Okay, but we don't have to worry about this. Sister Xiaomeng will arrange it!"

"Who cares about this? I just want you to go back and not have to accompany your mother anymore!"

"Why? I don't want to. Sister Xiao'e and Sister Xiaomeng told me that you just watched The Smiling, Proud Wanderer and you are emotionally unstable, so they asked me to take good care of you!"

"Your two sisters' words are more effective than your mother's!"

"But I'm worried about you too!"

"Alright, there's nothing I can do about you. Just go to sleep!"

Ning Zhongze felt helpless. Seeing that he couldn't persuade Yue Lingshan to leave, he had to close his eyes and sleep.

……

The next morning, when Lin Fan opened his eyes, he saw Gastly floating in front of him. He was so scared that he almost used the Heaven-Destroying and Earth-Exterminating Hand to strike out.

"Guisi, what are you doing?"

"This one……"

"I asked you what you were doing!"

"Just do this a little bit here and there!"

Damn, even Pokémon can use memes, that's incredible.

"Forget it, have you completed the mission? How many people did you scare yesterday?"