Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

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Chapter 456 Silly Zhu Misunderstanding

"Lin Fan, Lin Fan, come out quickly!"

Just when Lin Fan was about to take Fang Meng and the others to go fishing at sea, the door outside was slammed again.

"I'm so busy!"

Lin Fan sighed helplessly, then left the small world and opened the door.

"Calling my soul? I'm not dead yet!"

Looking at He Daqing and Yan Bugui outside the door, Lin Fan said unhappily.

"Both Shazhu and my Jiecheng have fainted. What should we do?"

Yan Bugui didn't care about Lin Fan's bad attitude and quickly explained.

"If you fainted, send him to the hospital. Do I need to teach you this?"

Lin Fan looked at Yan Bugui as if he was an idiot. He was knocking on his door just because of this?

"No, they both were foaming at the mouth, and we didn't dare to touch them!"

Seeing that Yan Bugui didn't get to the point, He Daqing quickly supplemented it.

"Foaming at the mouth? So exaggerated? This guy is going to die!"

Lin Fan was also a little surprised. He was originally thinking, isn't it just a needle prick? Although it might be a little painful, as a man, can't he bear even this little pain? Anyway, the needle wasn't piercing his body, so Lin Fan could criticize them as much as he wanted.

But being unconscious and foaming at the mouth is no joke. It would be bad if someone died.

"Let me go and take a look!"

Lin Fan had no choice but to go over and take a look, at least to save their lives.

"The evil wind entered the body. It might be because I sweated and caught a cold when I came back yesterday. In addition, I was pricked with needles below. My body was weak, so the evil wind invaded."

Lin Fan first came to Sha Zhu's house to check on Sha Zhu, and after observing for a while, he came to a conclusion.

"What should I do?"

He Daqing and the others asked anxiously.

"I'll just give them some acupuncture."

As Lin Fan spoke, he took out a silver needle from his arms and prepared to give Sha Zhu acupuncture.

"Still piercing?"

Everyone was a little scared. It was the acupuncture that caused this incident. Now they were doing it again. What if the situation gets worse?

"Nonsense, should we treat it or not?"

“Heal, heal, heal! Thank you for your help, Lin Fan!”

Seeing that Lin Fan was getting impatient, He Daqing didn't dare to say anything more and could only let Lin Fan treat him.

"trouble!"

Lin Fan frowned and complained, then started giving Sha Zhu an acupuncture injection.

"Uh, what's wrong with me?"

After a while, Sha Zhu opened his eyes and looked around in confusion.

"Lin Fan! What are you doing? Put down the needle in your hand!"

However, when Sha Zhu discovered that Lin Fan was pointing a silver needle at him, Sha Zhu immediately came to his senses and struggled desperately.

"eventful!"

Lin Fan inserted a needle into Sha Zhu's acupuncture point, and Sha Zhu suddenly could not feel the existence of his lower body.

"Ahhh, help me, Lin Fan has paralyzed me, I can't feel my lower body anymore!"

Sha Zhu's face changed and he couldn't help but start shouting.

"Silly brother, what are you yelling about? I believe in Brother Lin Fan!"

He Yushui couldn't help but give Sha Zhu a blank look. Why was he making such a fuss? He really had never seen the world.

"Okay, I've temporarily blocked his nerves. He won't be able to feel his lower body for three days. But this is for his own good. His vagina is swollen like a club. At least he won't feel the pain!"

Lin Fan put away the silver needle and explained that he actually did it on purpose, to let Sha Zhu experience the feeling of being paralyzed, which would probably be unforgettable for him.

"I can't feel my lower body for three days? Lin Fan, you're not really going to paralyze me, are you?"

Upon hearing this, Sha Zhu couldn't help but yell.

"Shut up, I'm doing this for your own good!"

Lin Fan said to Sha Zhu with a sneer.

"Silly Zhu, stop meddling in other people's business. My Jie Cheng is still waiting for Lin Fan to treat him!"

Yan Bugui didn't bother to pay attention to the silly Sha Zhu, so he grabbed Lin Fan's hand and ran towards his home.

Lin Fan saw that Yan Jiecheng looked just like Sha Zhu, so there was nothing much to say. He decided to give him acupuncture and make him paralyzed for three days.

"Thank you, Lin Fan. If it weren't for you, we really don't know what to do!"

"They will be able to walk in three days, but don't give them injections randomly then. If they don't listen to my advice and get into trouble, come to me again, and I won't be responsible for anything!"

Lin Fan gave one more instruction and then went back home. He only cured Sha Zhu and Yan Jiecheng of the evil wind in their bodies, but it still didn't work. They could only think of another way, or they might end up making the same mistake again.

"Hey, Li Yan, is this Yi Zhonghai's daughter?"

When Lin Fan was about to enter the house, he happened to see Li Yan holding a baby and walking towards Yi Zhonghai's house, so Lin Fan called her.

"Yes, the child was sent to me when he was hungry. Now that he is full, I am going to send him back."

Li Yan stopped and explained to Lin Fan.

"Come here, let me see her!"

Lin Fan pondered for a moment, then called Li Yan over.

"This child is quite cute, but it's a pity that he was born by Yi Zhonghai!"

Li Yan walked up to Lin Fan, and Lin Fan began to sigh while teasing the child.

Actually, this child was given to Yi Zhonghai by myself, but at that time I was only concerned with tormenting Yi Zhonghai and earning emotional points, and I didn't think about the child's future.

"Lin Fan, what are you doing? Take your dirty hands off my wife's chest!"

At this time, Sha Zhu was carried out by He Yushui and He Daqing, because Sha Zhu insisted that the room was too stuffy and he wanted to come out to take a breath. He Daqing and He Yushui couldn't persuade Sha Zhu, so they had to carry him out.

When Sha Zhu arrived at the door, Li Yan just had her back to him, and Lin Fan was lowering his head to tease the baby in Li Yan's arms. From Sha Zhu's perspective, Lin Fan was touching Li Yan's chest, so he couldn't help but shouting loudly.

"What the hell are you yelling about, you moron?"

Lin Fan looked at Sha Zhu speechlessly. Li Yan also turned around at this time. Sha Zhu then noticed the child in Li Yan's arms. He realized that he had misunderstood, but was too embarrassed to admit his mistake, so he stiffened his neck and said nothing.

"Silly Zhu, what do you mean?"

Sha Zhu stopped talking, but Li Yan wanted to get mad. What did Sha Zhu mean just now? Was he saying that he and Lin Fan were flirting openly in the courtyard?

What do you mean by "take your dirty hands away from your chest"? Is that something a human would say?

"Sister-in-law, my brother just saw it wrongly, he didn't mean anything else, please don't misunderstand me!"

He Yushui was a little scared when he saw Li Yan getting angry, but he still tried to say a good word for Sha Zhu.

"People with dirty thoughts see everything as dirty. This life is unbearable. Divorce!"

Li Yan got angry and didn't care about you being stupid. She just decided not to live with him anymore.

Anyway, Shazhu is a useless thing. He has been married for so long and has never touched me. He is such a waste.

"What's wrong? What's wrong?"

The neighbors of the courtyard were also attracted by the commotion here and came out of their homes one after another.

"Well, I misread it. I apologize!"

At this time, Sha Zhu no longer cared about face, because if he did, he would lose his wife.

"Not just me, you should also apologize to Lin Fan!"

"What? Apologizing to him is out of the question!"

"Then there's nothing to say, divorce!"

Chapter 457: No Fish

"Li Yan, are you really going to be so decisive?"

Sha Zhu looked at Li Yan with an expression of disbelief, as if she had done something heinous.

"What are you looking at? Are you going to apologize or not? What you said just now not only insulted Lin Fan, but also insulted me. Do you not believe him or me?"

Li Yan got angry when she saw that Sha Zhu still refused to repent.

"As a man, you should apologize when you say you want to. I'm sorry, Lin Fan. I was wrong. I shouldn't have yelled without seeing clearly, and I shouldn't have misunderstood you and Li Yan."

Sha Zhu thought that he was a brave man and would not suffer a loss in the short term, so he decided to save his wife first and then think about other things, so he admitted his mistake without hesitation.

"If you have a problem, get it treated. Don't be suspicious all the time!"

Lin Fan was too lazy to argue with a fool, so he didn't bother with him and just turned around and went home.

Yi Zhonghai quickly asked an old lady to take his daughter away from Li Yan. He couldn't let his precious daughter be implicated by Sha Zhu's mistake.

"Alright, alright, it's alright, everyone go away!"

He Daqing asked the crowd to disperse, and then he and He Yushui carried this stupid Zhu, who was more likely to cause trouble than to help, back home.

"What happened to Brother Lin Fan? Are Sha Zhu and Yan Jiecheng both dead?"

When Lin Fan returned to the small world, Fang Meng came up to him curiously and asked.

"As the saying goes, good people don't live long, but evil people live for thousands of years. Sha Zhu and Yan Jiecheng are both evil people. How can they die so easily?"