Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

"Lin Fan, it's all your fault. I'm going to bite you to death!"

【Hate to talk about / what is the meaning of the word? ㈨ ④ 8З 24○ ㈨②】

"You have to accept the loss if you want to, don't be so angry, why are you biting me?"

Lou Xiao'e bit Lin Fan's arm directly, and Lin Fan quickly held her head back.

"Okay, stop messing around and let's go ride horses!"

Fang Meng suddenly proposed at this time.

"No, how can I ride a horse when I'm pregnant? I'll drive you guys for a ride!"

Lin Fan refused immediately. Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e were both pregnant, so they couldn't be so casual anymore. It would be so bumpy on horseback.

"Okay, let's go for a ride!"

Fang Meng didn't insist. Taking a ride in the car was not bad either. In fact, she wanted to go to the world with gods more. However, when Lin Fan mentioned that world before, his face was solemn. So she didn't want to cause trouble for Lin Fan, and she didn't want Lin Fan to be in danger because of her willfulness. So she didn't even mention it.

"Woohoo, the Invincible is off!"

Lin Fan took the three girls in an off-road vehicle and sped across the prairie, shouting and making funny noises on purpose, causing the three girls to scream and laugh from time to time.

"It's settled, who's going over?"

After they had enough fun driving around, the man and three women set their sights on the cows walking on the grassland because Fang Meng suddenly wanted to drink milk.

"Xiao Meng, isn't there a gourmet tablecloth? Why do you want to drink its milk?"

The milk needs to be squeezed freshly, and Lou Xiao'e felt a little timid, so she turned around and asked Fang Meng.

"Its milk is relatively fresh, and I think Brother Lin Fan raised it in the small world for the purpose of letting it produce milk for us to drink, right?"

Fang Meng glanced at the cows leisurely eating grass in front of him, and then spoke seriously.

"Well, people often say that if you are willing to sacrifice your life for a gentleman, I will fight for you today. I will milk the cows for you myself. Lin Fan, get me a bucket!"

Lin Fan stretched out his hand and a bucket appeared in his hand, and then he handed the bucket to Lou Xiaoe.

"Wow!"

Then Lou Xiao'e cautiously approached the cow tentatively. At this time, Lin Fan suddenly shouted, which scared Lou Xiao'e.

"Lin Fan, what are you doing? I'm really nervous!"

"I think you're funny, but Huahua is the cow I raise in my little world. Do you think she won't listen to me? Huahua, come here!"

Lin Fan said this and waved his hand, and the cow slowly walked towards him.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier? You made me nervous for so long!"

"Have you ever heard of anyone saying milking a cow is dangerous? I think you are just scaring yourself!"

Facing Lou Xiao'e's dissatisfaction, Lin Fan looked innocent. It's just milking, why should he be so scared?

"Where can people in the city go to milk cows? No one I know has ever milked a cow. Cows are rare in the city."

Facing Lin Fan's ridicule, Lou Xiao'e retorted that she had never done this before and had never even heard of anyone around her doing this.

"I'll teach you. Look, you have to tighten and loosen your left and right hands rhythmically and continuously. Use even force. Pay attention to the speed. Grasp here with your thumb and index finger, and then squeeze out the milk!"

Lin Fan explained and practiced to the three girls. Seeing them nodding thoughtfully, he made way for them and let them take turns to try out the fun of milking.

"Brother Lin, won't the cows feel pain if we milk them like this?"

When Yue Lingshan was milking the cows, she saw that they were still eating grass as if nothing had happened, and she felt a little curious.

"It's okay. If it hurts, will it still eat grass peacefully?"

While Lin Fan was explaining, Yue Lingshan accidentally squeezed the milk onto Lou Xiaoe.

"Lingshan, did you do this on purpose?"

Lou Xiao'e immediately rushed towards Yue Lingshan with her teeth bared.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Sister Xiao'e, I didn't know it was so powerful!"

When Yue Lingshan realized that she was in trouble, she apologized and ran away using her martial arts skills. Lou Xiaoe was completely unable to catch up with her.

"Okay, okay, clean it up!"

Lin Fan looked at the two people chasing each other and shook his head helplessly. He stretched out his hand and a towel appeared in his hand. He then stopped Lou Xiao'e and started to wipe her.

"You can't drink freshly squeezed milk. The concentration is too high, the nutrients are difficult to absorb, and there may be bacteria. You have to add water and boil it several times. Don't drink it secretly!"

Lin Fan noticed that Lou Xiao'e was getting a little restless and seemed to want to secretly drink some freshly squeezed milk, so he pinched Lou Xiao'e's face to remind her.

"I didn't drink it secretly. Am I that greedy? Of course I know that it has to be cooked before drinking."

Although she was discovered, Lou Xiao'e still pretended to be calm and explained.

"Do you think Brother Lin will believe you? You have a big appetite. The term glutton is used to describe you."

Yue Lingshan ran back again and teased Lou Xiaoe with a teasing look on her face.

"You dare to come back and laugh at me? I'll teach you a lesson."

"I can't hit you, I can't hit you, are you angry?"

"Okay, now that the milk has been squeezed, let's go back and I'll make you some ice cream!"

When they were tired of quarreling and had no energy to argue anymore, Lin Fan took them back to the villa and started to heat the milk to boil. After boiling it several times, the milk was ready to drink.

However, Lin Fan's purpose was not to drink it, but to make ice cream with it, so he found eggs and white sugar and started making milk ice cream.

"Brother Lin, what is ice cream?"

After Lin Fan put the mixed egg and milk mixture into the refrigerator, Yue Lingshan asked curiously.

In fact, Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e didn't know what ice cream was, but they had eaten old popsicles and thought ice cream should be similar.

"You'll know later. We've been playing for the whole morning. Are you hungry? I'll make lunch!"

Lin Fan did not explain. Yue Lingshan was an ancient person, so it was difficult for her to understand ice cream. She just wanted to know that it tasted good.

"I'm hungry. I get hungry very quickly now. Otherwise, Lin Fan, can you leave the gourmet tablecloth for me when you go to work tomorrow?"

Lou Xiao'e thought of the gourmet tablecloth that could summon food at any time, so she pleaded with Lin Fan.

Chapter 454: Taking Fang Meng Back to Her Parents' Home

"No, I'm afraid if I leave it to you, you'll gain at least ten pounds!"

Lou Xiao'e has an oval face, which makes her look fat. If she were allowed to eat without restraint, coupled with the effects of pregnancy, she would probably become as fat as a ball.

By then, Lou Xiao'e will probably blame me for not taking good care of her. There's nothing I can do about it, women are just so unreasonable sometimes.

"Well, forget it if you don't want to give it to me!"

Lou Xiao'e gave Lin Fan a proud look and said, "If you don't want to eat it, then don't eat it. She, Lou Xiao'e, is a person with backbone."

"By the way, Lingshan must also drip blood to recognize the master so that she can enter and exit the small world freely. Otherwise, it will be troublesome to rely on you to carry it."

After saying that, Lin Fan brought Yue Lingshan to the stone tablet in the center of the Peach Blossom Spring in the small world, and then asked Yue Lingshan to drop a drop of blood on the stone tablet.

"It's amazing, Brother Lin, I feel like I can enter and exit the small world at will!"

Yue Lingshan disappeared into the small world as she spoke, and Lin Fan also went out, after all, he still had to make lunch.

Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e followed him out of the small world and went to the kitchen to help Lin Fan cook.

"Are you going to Xiaomeng's house after dinner?"

"No, I'll wait until three or four and spend more time with you. Even if I go right after dinner, my father-in-law will definitely blame me!"

Lin Fan replied while cooking.

"This is normal. After all, they haven't seen Xiao Meng for several weeks. In addition, Xiao Meng is pregnant again. It's normal for them to miss their daughter. Unlike me, my parents have gone to Hong Kong and they don't even know I'm pregnant!"

Lou Xiao'e suddenly felt a little emotional. She and Fang Meng were both pregnant, but Fang Meng's family lived not far away and she could see them at any time, while her family was far away in Hong Kong and she could not see them even if she wanted to.

"It's okay, we are all your family, and your parents will come back in the future, and we will naturally meet again then!"

Lin Fan comforted Lou Xiao'e and told her that Lou Bancheng could come back after the wind died down.

"Will there really be such a day?"

Lou Xiao'e looked at Lin Fan expectantly.

"Of course, there will be a day like that. Don't be sad. Pay attention to the baby in your belly!"

Lin Fan took out his trump card, and Lou Xiao'e quickly calmed down. She didn't want to affect her child.

"Okay, I'm going to cook. Meng'er, take Xiao'e out and wait. Lingshan will light the fire for me!"

Lin Fan winked at Fang Meng, who nodded and then took Lou Xiaoe out of the kitchen.

In fact, there is a door to all goods in Lin Fan’s fixed window. If he had the door, he could go wherever he wanted. However, that required a full 100 million emotion points, and Lin Fan only had about 10 million left.

Besides, the targeted products include sword-wielding technique and river god's spring, which he also wants. However, the matter of buying the portal is still a long way off, so he didn't say anything about it.

When Lin Fan finished preparing the meal and brought it out, Lou Xiao'e and Fang Meng were teasing Pogona and Roaring Sky Dog.

Even though Roaring Dog only has a negligible amount of real Roaring Dog bloodline, Pokémon is still a little afraid of it. It seems that bloodline is very important for both animals and Pokémon.

"It's time to eat. Today we have braised lion's head, sweet and sour carp, and Dongpo pork. Come and eat. Meng'er, remember to remind me to buy groceries in the evening. We have finished all the vegetables in this meal!"

Lin Fan invited Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e to the table to eat, and did not forget to give Fang Meng a word of advice.

"Lingshan, what are you doing?"

Then Lin Fan saw Yue Lingshan handing all the silver and jewelry on her to him.

"I don't have much money on me, let's sell these jewelry to Brother Lin to buy food. Isn't there no food at home?"

Yue Lingshan said to Lin Fan with a serious face.

"Pfft!"

Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e couldn't help laughing.

"Lingshan, put it away. Your brother Lin has too much money to spend. He just ran out of food and is going to buy more. It's not like he can't afford food, and he won't sell your jewelry!"

Fang Meng explained softly to Yue Lingshan.

"So that's how it is. I thought Brother Lin couldn't afford to support us anymore."