Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

"He Daqing's wife Zhang Juan is pregnant. Sha Zhu will soon have a brother or sister. Of course, twins are also possible."

"No wonder I noticed Shazhu had a weird expression when I was serving the food. It seems he still can't accept this."

Fang Dahai recalled how Sha Zhu looked when he was serving food just now and couldn't help laughing.

"That's normal. After all, he's not good enough. He's just envious of his dad!"

Lin Fan said indifferently.

"What, Sha Zhu is also incapable? Like Yan Jiecheng?"

Yu Haitang was shocked when he heard this. Another dead eunuch.

"Have you forgotten why Sha Zhu was arrested together with Yan Jiecheng? Wasn't it just to find a way to solve this matter?"

Lin Fan looked at Yu Haitang helplessly. Could it be that her brain was like that of a goldfish, with only a seven-second memory?

"Are there any other dead eunuchs in your courtyard?"

Yu Haitang asked with interest.

"Yes, Xu Damao is not doing well either. He and Sha Zhu both married widows with children, just to achieve their goal of having a wife and children and a warm bed in one go."

Lin Fan directly exposed Xu Damao as well. After all, they were just tools for him to collect emotional values.

"Aren't those other people's wives and children?"

Yu Haitang was speechless. The widows with children were all other people's, but Sha Zhu and Xu Damao actually took advantage of the ready-made one.

"This is the only solution for them. What else do you think they should do?"

Lin Fan also found it a little funny. How else could two incompetent people behave? Especially Sha Zhu, who was originally just infertile and now he is incompetent as well. He probably feels more wronged than Dou E.

"That's true. This is indeed the only way for them. But what kind of shabby courtyard is yours? There are more than 20 households in total, but there are three eunuchs. Isn't it bad feng shui?"

Chapter 447: Sha Zhu Seeks Medical Treatment

"Keep your voice down! If someone hears you talking nonsense, they will accuse you of being superstitious!"

Lin Fan couldn't help but glare at Yu Haitang. What a cunt this woman is.

"What's the big deal? I suddenly remembered that the old man in your hospital is also infertile. Fortunately, Xiao Meng is pregnant, otherwise I would have to suspect you!"

Yu Haitang didn't take it seriously. Who would make a fuss about this?

"That's all old news. Not only does she have a child now, but the child is her own. Don't you know that?"

Fang Meng couldn't help laughing. Was Yu Haitang really not aware of this? Wasn't it true that the whole city knew about this?

"Everyone's child is their own. Are other people's children their own? Oh, I remember. I heard about a man giving birth to a child before. I didn't expect it was the old man in your hospital?"

Yu Haitang woke up as if from a dream and remembered the previous rumors. Isn’t this too much of a coincidence?

"That's him, he gave birth to a daughter, both father and daughter are safe!"

Lin Fan said in a deep voice.

"Pfft, what do you mean the father and daughter are safe? I've only heard that the mother and child are safe!"

Yu Haitang almost laughed to death. What the hell is going on with the father and daughter being safe?

"If a father gives birth to a daughter, doesn't that mean the father and daughter are safe?"

"That's true!"

When Yu Haitang heard this, she felt that there was some truth in it and nodded involuntarily.

"Okay, let's eat quickly and then go to work!"

At this time Fang Dahai spoke up to urge Lin Fan and the others.

So Lin Fan and the others stopped chatting and focused on eating lunch. When they finished eating, Fang Dahai realized that Fang Meng had only eaten a little.

"Xiao Meng, you have a poor appetite?"

Fang Dahai was a little worried. His daughter was pregnant now, and if she didn't eat, it would be bad for both the adult and the child.

"Dad, I ate two and a half bowls of egg fried rice this morning, and I'm not hungry now!"

Fang Meng smiled a little embarrassedly. It was all because she was too greedy in the morning.

"This egg fried rice is so delicious? You ate two and a half bowls? Are you kidding me?"

Fang Dahai was a little skeptical. It would take a lot of effort to do this.

"Meng'er did eat so much this morning, so it's normal that she can't eat anymore now. I have some cakes here, I'll let Meng'er take them away later. If she's hungry in the afternoon, she can use them to fill her stomach."

Lin Fan stood up to testify for Fang Meng, saying that it was normal for Fang Meng to not be able to eat now.

"Well, you have to be more careful next time. You can't overeat!"

Fang Dahai had no choice but to give Lin Fan and Fang Meng a warning.

Fang Meng nodded repeatedly, then took the cakes given by Lin Fan and Yu Haitang back to the broadcasting room.

Fang Dahai also said goodbye to Lin Fan and went back to the workshop. As for Lin Fan, he continued his idle life.

At the same time, Sha Zhu also began to seek help from immortals, oh no, seek medical treatment and medicine.

The fact that He Daqing had an offspring was such a shock to him that he decided to find someone to look into his problem and cure the problem first. As for the infertility problem, he would also accept treatment as long as there was a chance of recovery.

Sha Zhu had to become a normal man. He was already in his thirties and finally got married. His wife was not bad looking, but he could only look at her but not eat her, which really tormented him.

"Doctor, do you think my illness can be cured?"

At this time, Sha Zhu was in the hospital asking the doctor about his condition.

"I can't do anything about your infertility for now. You don't have that testicle anymore, and there's no normal sperm. How can you get pregnant? As for your inability to get an erection, I have a rough idea. Are you scared?"

The doctor adjusted his glasses and spoke slowly.

"That's right, you are amazing. Don't worry, let's do it one by one. Fix my inability to get up first!"

When Sha Zhu heard the doctor's words were so accurate, he immediately spoke excitedly.

Infertility can be dealt with slowly, but the problem of infertility needs to be solved urgently.

"Okay, I'll try acupuncture on you first!"

The doctor nodded and took out a long row of silver needles.

"Where should I pierce?"

Sha Zhu felt a little scared when he saw the long silver needle. He swallowed his saliva and asked with difficulty.

"Where do you want to pierce?"

The doctor laughed and asked, where else can I get the injection? Of course I’ll get the injection wherever it doesn’t work.

"That won't work. That won't work. If I stick a needle this long in, won't it leak? When I go to the toilet, it will leak like a sieve. Isn't that the end? How can I pierce it like that?"

Sha Zhu shook his head repeatedly, this is just nonsense, isn't it? Such a long needle, he was scared when he saw it.

"Think it over carefully. This is a psychological problem. Western medicine has no solution for now. I am just trying it out, but it is better to have a solution than nothing, right? And I promise I won't make a leak in your piercing!"

The doctor was somewhat understanding of Sha Zhu's decision to back down, but he believed that if you don't try to solve a problem, you will never solve it, so he still tried to persuade Sha Zhu.

"This won't work, I can't accept this!"

After saying that, Sha Zhu turned around and ran away, but when he was walking on the street, he remembered that He Daqing was already an old man and he had not touched his wife since they got married, so Sha Zhu gritted his teeth and went back.

"You're back? Have you figured it out?"

The doctor asked with a smile when he saw Sha Zhu coming back.

"I've figured it out. Come on, the sooner you die, the sooner you'll be reborn!"

Sha Zhu's heroic look made the doctor feel helpless. He was a doctor, not an executioner. Why did he make it sound like he wanted to kill Sha Zhu?

"Here!"

The doctor motioned for Sha Zhu to lie on the bed in the inner room, and then handed him a towel.

"What is this for? Is it for wiping my sweat?"

Shazhu was holding the towel, a little confused, not knowing what the doctor meant.

"No, it's for you to bite. Don't scream or people will think I'm killing a pig!"

"Doctor, this is not funny at all. Aren't you going to give me anesthesia?"

"What you said is quite funny. I used a silver needle to stimulate you, hoping that you would react, but you asked me to give you anesthesia. How can you still feel it after the anesthesia?"

The doctor was really impressed by Sha Zhu's way of thinking.

"Without anesthesia, won't it hurt me to death if such a long needle is inserted into me?"

"Just bear with the pain. Otherwise, why would I give you a towel? Besides, pain is a good thing. It means you're not far from recovery!"

The doctor said something unpleasant to Shazhu and then pushed him down on the bed.

"Are you ready? I'm coming!"

Sha Zhu felt helpless. It was already too late to prepare.

Then the doctor took off Shazhu's pants. Looking at the thing that was less than two inches in front of him, the doctor wanted to laugh. However, he still had professional ethics. Normally, he would never laugh unless he couldn't help it.

"Doctor, hurry up!"

Sha Zhu closed his eyes and urged the doctor. If he stuck his head out, he would be cut by the knife. If he kept his head down, he would also be cut by the knife. As long as he made up his mind, he would not be able to escape the acupuncture.

Chapter 448 Brothers in Suffering

"Here we go, let's get started!"

When the doctor saw Sha Zhu close his eyes and bite the towel, he knew he was ready, so he took out the silver needles and started acupuncture.

"Well!"

"Humph!"

"Uh!"

With a towel in his mouth, Sha Zhu was unable to speak and could only utter moans.