Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

Lin Fan also checked today's Emotion Mall and found that the items refreshed today were basically talisman papers, all worth 200 points.

There are talismans for diarrhea, speechlessness, infatuation, tears and rage. Each talisman is effective for ten minutes and can be used to cover other targets. Just select a target and recite it silently.

Lin Fan bought them all and then rode his bike to work, thinking on the way about who to give them to.

When they arrived at the workshop, Yi Zhonghai actually arrived earlier than Lin Fan. The old man's legs and feet are in good shape.

When he saw Lin Fan, he put on a deadpan face, which made Lin Fan decide to teach him a lesson!

"Lin Fan, you're here?" Fang Dahai said with a smile when he saw Lin Fan coming.

"Yeah, Dad, why are you here so early?"

"Hey, I'm used to getting up early, so I just came here. Why is Yi Zhonghai giving you a cold shoulder again?"

"It's okay. I tricked him last night. He spent money and effort. I guess he's holding a grudge against me!"

Lin Fan said indifferently and glanced at Yi Zhonghai.

I'm going to use all the talismans on him, just to see if this old bastard can still put on a dead face.

Seeing that Lin Fan was confident, Fang Dahai didn't say much. He just felt good that Lin Fan wouldn't suffer any loss.

Half an hour later, Deputy Director Li, the workshop director, and a group of factory leaders came in.

Yi Zhonghai glanced at them and said nothing. As an eighth-level fitter, he was not afraid of these leaders.

Under normal circumstances, he might have said hello, but he was in a bad mood today and didn't want to talk to me.

Deputy Director Li and others looked at the rude Yi Zhonghai. Although they were dissatisfied, they didn't say anything.

After all, Yi Zhonghai is an eighth-level fitter. When most engineers and senior technicians go to support the Northwest, the eighth-level fitter can be said to have a high status.

"Director, you see, our workshop 1 has always been the most efficient workshop in our factory, and the workers are very enthusiastic about their work!"

"System, use the Rage and Out of Control Talisman, target Yi Zhonghai!" Lin Fan began to recite silently in his mind.

"Used successfully!"

Yi Zhonghai, who had been working with his head down, raised his head and said, "Gao, Gao ...

"You, you, you," the workshop director was so angry at Yi Zhonghai that he almost fainted.

I know you are an eighth-level fitter with a very high position, but I am also the workshop director. If I don't cause trouble for you, why are you causing trouble for me?

"It's okay, maybe Master Yi is in a bad mood, don't worry about it!" Deputy Director Li wanted to recruit Yi Zhonghai for his own use.

"Of course I'm in a bad mood. How can I be in a good mood when I see a bastard like you so early in the morning?" Yi Zhonghai cursed.

The entire workshop fell silent after hearing Yi Zhonghai's curse.

Deputy Director Li was also a little confused. I am Deputy Director Li. I am speaking for you. What are you doing?

"Master Yi, what's wrong with you? You've gone too far. Look at what you said."

"That's right, is he crazy?"

"It's possible, but he's probably not in his right mind!"

A number of factory leaders also began to criticize him.

"Shut up, you bunch of bootlickers. You're not here to do your job, and you're all corrupt officials in the factory!" Yi Zhonghai went crazy and started to scold everyone he saw!

Qian Li, a hot-tempered factory leader, walked up directly and was ready to take action.

"The system uses the Emotional Confusion Talisman, the target is Yi Zhonghai!"

"Used successfully!"

As Qian Ligang walked in front of Yi Zhonghai, Yi Zhonghai suddenly grabbed his left hand.

"What are you doing? Do you want to take action first?" Qian Li tried to pull his hand back, but failed.

"Honey, don't be angry, can you let me kiss you?" As he said that, Yi Zhonghai leaned his head over and prepared to kiss Qian Li's mouth.

"Fuck, let go, let go, fuck!" Qian Li was extremely panicked.

But Yi Zhonghai is a fitter and his hands are very strong.

He really couldn't break free from Yi Zhonghai's hand, so he could only swing his right hand and slap Yi Zhonghai in the face.

Unfortunately, Yi Zhonghai was not in his right mind and thought that Qian Li was a peerless beauty in his eyes and was flirting with him.

"Beauty, forgive me for liking this tune, I'll do it too!"

Yi Zhonghai also slapped Qian Li a few times, and then still wanted to get closer.

Yi Zhonghai slapped him and said, "I love you!"

Qian Li is still struggling.

Yi Zhonghai slapped him again, "I really love you!"

Qian Li was stunned.

Yi Zhonghai slapped her several times again, "I really love you so much!"

Qian Li cried and stopped resisting. Yi Zhonghai kissed her directly.

The onlookers gasped and said that they had learned something and would go home and try it on their wives!

"Hurry, hurry, save him, Qian Li is about to succeed!" Deputy Director Li reacted and quickly called on everyone to help.

The workshop director and others rushed over to help, and finally managed to pull Yi Zhonghai away.

"System, use the Tears of Pain Talisman, target Yi Zhonghai!"

"Used successfully!"

Only then did Yi Zhonghai realize what he had just done.

He started to cry and said, "I'm sorry, I just had a seizure and my brain is not working well. Please forgive me!"

"Forehead……"

Everyone was a little confused by Yi Zhonghai's sudden change of expression.

Besides, even if we forgive you, I guess Qian Li won’t let you go, right?

"Qian Li, it's my fault. I may be too old and my brain is not working well anymore. Please forgive me!"

"You talk as if someone has a fucking brain!" Qian Li said hatefully.

"Please forgive me. If you don't, I won't get up!" Yi Zhonghai hugged Qian Li's thighs and begged him with tears.

Qian Li couldn't get rid of him no matter how hard he tried, and Yi Zhonghai's tears and snot flowed onto his pants.

Qian Li felt sick, "Let go, let go now!"

"No, I won't get up unless you forgive me!" Yi Zhonghai continued to cry bitterly.

"He's an eighth-level fitter after all. Why is he like this? Is he mentally ill?"

Everyone was talking about it.

"Okay, let me go and I will forgive you!" Qian Li had no choice but to compromise.

"System, use the diarrhea talisman and the speechless talisman, target Yi Zhonghai!"

"Used successfully!"

When Yi Zhonghai heard that Qian Li had forgiven him, he prepared to get up. However, as soon as he moved, his stomach began to churn. He wanted to speak, but found that he couldn't speak. He could only hold Qian Li's legs and dared not move.

Qian Li saw Yi Zhonghai didn't move for a long time, so he shook him and said, "Get up, I've forgiven you, why don't you move?"

As soon as he shook it, something went wrong. Yi Zhonghai couldn't hold it anymore and farted, causing shit and urine to fly everywhere, and he even shit his pants.

Everyone nearby was affected and started running around in panic.

Yi Zhonghai was in a state of grievance, the situation was out of control and the entire workshop turned into a farce.

Deputy Director Li and the workshop director were horrified and quickly stepped back.

Qian Li wanted to escape, but he couldn't because Yi Zhonghai was still holding his legs!

Fang Dahai looked at the scene in shock, then pinched Lin Fan.

"Dad, what's wrong with you? Why are you pinching me?"

"I want to know if this scene is real. I never dreamed that Yi Zhonghai would become like this!"

Chapter 40 The death of Yi Zhonghaishe

Lin Fan smiled, "Dad, you are right. Yi Zhonghai probably doesn't have the face to see anyone again!"

Just then, Director Yang arrived. Such a big thing had happened in the workshop, and someone had already run to inform him.

Director Yang looked at the noisy workshop and frowned.

"Anjing, what are you doing?" Director Yang said loudly.

Then someone told Director Yang the whole story, making Director Yang think he had misheard.

He looked at Yi Zhonghai in disbelief and found that he was still holding Qian Li's legs. Only then did he have to believe it.

"Handle it quickly, don't disrupt production order, and then come to my office."

After saying this, Director Yang turned and left, unable to accept the scene before him.

After a while, Yi Zhonghai found that he could finally speak and his stomach didn't hurt anymore. He quickly got up, ran to the toilet, and arranged for someone to take his pants home.

Twenty minutes later, Yi Zhonghai, Deputy Director Li, workshop director and other factory leaders all arrived at Director Yang's office.

"Master Yi, you tell me, this happened because of you."

Director Yang sat on the chair, looking at Yi Zhonghai who was filled with shame, feeling helpless.

"Director, I don't know what happened to me today. First I became irritable, then I had hallucinations, then I couldn't control my crying, and finally I couldn't even control my stomach."

Yi Zhonghai had a sad face and he was confused. What happened to him? Was he possessed by evil spirits?

"Did you eat some poisonous mushrooms by mistake? It's causing hallucinations and causing diarrhea. It's obvious that you ate the wrong thing."

Yi Zhonghai was an eighth-level fitter, so Director Yang could only give him face and help him out.

"Yes, yes, yes, it must be the mushrooms I ate that were poisonous. I couldn't control myself after eating them!"