Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

"Are you afraid that I'll run away? You might as well hope that I'll run away. Yu Li ran back to her parents' home, which means she still intends to maintain this marriage, but she just can't face it for the time being. But I'm different. I'm staying here to divorce you!"

Li Yan said coldly to Sha Zhu.

"What? You want to divorce me?"

Sha Zhu was struck by lightning when he heard this. He thought Li Yan was no longer angry, but he didn't expect that she was waiting for him with a cruel temper.

"That's right, I've had enough of you. You're not good at anything and you even dare to go to a brothel to look for women. You've made me lose face!"

Sha Zhu and her have not consummated their marriage to this day, and he even went to Bada Hutong to solicit prostitution. This was simply too much. Li Yan decided not to live with Sha Zhu anymore.

"No, my wife, you know I have my own difficulties. Didn't I do that out of helplessness after you refused?"

Sha Zhu felt very wronged. It was Li Yan who didn't want to do it, okay?

Chapter 405: Silly Pillar Kneels Down

"So you mean to blame me? It's all my fault, otherwise you wouldn't go out and look for women?"

Li Yan heard that Sha Zhu's tone was blaming her, and she immediately got furious. "I haven't even had the chance to blame you, and now you're blaming me?"

"That's not what I meant. What I meant was that I did this for a reason. I was doing something serious. We've been married for so long, and we haven't consummated our marriage yet. Am I not anxious? I am anxious too. I heard that there is a solution, and I can't wait to get back to normal!

Sha Zhu hurriedly explained. Lin Fan and Fang Meng walked into the yard and just in time heard Sha Zhu begging Li Yan at the door of his house.

"I can't care about that. Your reputation is ruined now. If I'm still with you, I'll be criticized!"

Remembering that Sha Zhu did this for a reason, Li Yan's expression eased a little. But then she thought this was too disgusting. What's more, he was discovered and reported, and now his reputation is ruined.

"Brother Lin Fan, what is Li Yan doing?"

Fang Meng looked at the angry Li Yan with some curiosity, not knowing what she was trying to do.

"You want to divorce Sha Zhu? If your reputation is ruined, people will point fingers at you. Yu Li ran back to her parents' home. Yan Jiecheng went to look for her yesterday but couldn't find her. Li Yan is even more extreme. She is going to divorce Sha Zhu directly."

Lin Fan was very calm. It was normal for Li Yan to have such thoughts.

"Wife, please don't do that. I promise I won't do that again. Otherwise, you can beat me up to vent your anger!"

Sha Zhu doesn't want to get divorced. He found this wife with great difficulty. If he gets divorced, with his current reputation, he will never be able to get married again.

"Hey, Shazhu, you're being so servile, that's not like you!"

Lin Fan began to mock Sha Zhu, the courtyard war god.

"Lin Fan, don't gloat over our misfortune. This is our family affair and has nothing to do with you!"

"Wife, please don't leave. Just give me one last chance. Just one time is enough!"

Sha Zhu turned around and said something angrily, then looked at Li Yan with a pleading look.

"Sister-in-law, please give my brother a chance. Even if you don't think about yourself, you should think about Yu'er. Why did you get married in the first place? Wasn't it because you wanted to give your child a stable and comfortable life?"

He Yushui walked into the yard at this time and started to speak well of Sha Zhu when he heard this.

"Isn't it okay for me to kneel down for you?"

Seeing that Li Yan's expression was a little shaken, Sha Zhu made up his mind and knelt down to beg for mercy.

"Okay, get up, there won't be a next time!"

Li Yan's face changed, she quickly said something and turned back to the house.

"Shazhu is such a ruthless man. A man's knees are made of gold, but he actually kneels down when he's told to. I'm impressed by him!"

Lin Fan shook his head and took Fang Meng home. Li Yan still endured her anger for the sake of the child, and Sha Zhu also managed to save his wife.

After returning home, Lin Fan started to cook dinner. Lou Xiao'e came out of her little world and felt a little emotional when Fang Meng mentioned this matter.

"Anyway, in this regard, Sha Zhu is better than Xu Damao. At least he dares to admit his mistakes and kneels down to apologize. He is quite responsible, right?"

"Let's not talk about him. What do you want to eat tonight?"

Lin Fan had no objection to Sha Zhu doing this. If Sha Zhu was shameless, then just let him be.

"Lin Fan, can we have steamed bear paws? I suddenly want to eat bear paws!"

Lou Xiao'e also said with a smile when she heard this.

"can!"

Lin Fan nodded. What was wrong with that?

"Really? Can you make pork elbow taste like bear paw?"

Lou Xiao'e was just joking, but she didn't expect Lin Fan to actually say yes.

"No, it's real steamed bear paws!"

Lin Fan took out the food tablecloth and spread it on the table, then silently chanted "steamed bear paw" in his mind, and the next second a plate of steamed bear paw appeared on the table.

"Wow, that's amazing, how did you do that?"

Lou Xiao'e looked at the steamed bear paw on the table with some surprise. She really didn't understand where it came from.

"This is called a gourmet tablecloth. It will produce whatever you want. Since it has already called out steamed bear paws, I'm too lazy to make dinner, so I'll just have a few bites!"

As Lin Fan spoke, his mind moved, and five more dishes and a soup appeared on the table, as well as three more bowls of rice.

"That's awesome, can I try it?"

Lou Xiao'e is not in a hurry to eat now, but wants to try the magic of this gourmet tablecloth herself.

"Okay, but just order one more dish. Don't make a bunch of them. It will be a waste if you can't finish them!"

Lin Fan nodded, and then reminded Lou Xiaoe.

"Give me a roast duck!"

Lou Xiao'e immediately started the experiment, and as she thought about it, another roast duck appeared on the table.

"It's so much fun, I feel like a god!"

"Eat it quickly, it won't taste good if it gets cold!"

Lin Fan shook his head. Lou Xiao'e was still having fun, and she was really a carnivore. She ate steamed bear paws and roast duck. Was it really okay to eat such greasy food late at night?

Then the three of them started to eat dinner. Tonight's meal had seven dishes and one soup, including two main dishes. Fortunately, Lin Fan was a big eater, otherwise it would have been wasted.

After dinner, Lin Fan sat at the table drinking tea. Fang Meng wanted to wash the dishes but was snatched away by Lou Xiaoe. She thought that Fang Meng was pregnant and needed to rest more.

Lin Fan came to the world of Smiling Proud Wanderer with a thought, and he suddenly remembered that he was in Huashan.

"Boom boom boom!"

"Brother Lin, Brother Lin!"

As soon as Lin Fan appeared in Huashan's room, the door was knocked. Lin Fan walked over quickly and opened the door.

"Lingshan, what's wrong?"

As soon as the door opened, Yue Lingshan rushed in anxiously and looked around.

"No, nothing. This is my third time here, but Brother Lin didn't open the door. I thought you had a mistress and were busy in the house..."

Yue Lingshan's face flushed, and she hesitated to speak.

Lin Fan understood that Yue Lingshan was here to catch him cheating.

"Lingshan, there are only two women on Mount Hua, you and your mother. You said I have a beautiful woman hidden in my house, but it's not you. Who else do you think it is? You are suspecting your mother!"

Lin Fan shook his head helplessly. In such a huge Huashan Mountain, there were only two women. What was there to hide?

“Brother Lin, I just didn’t think of this for a moment. I didn’t say I doubted my mother, but what were you doing in the room?”

Yue Lingshan smiled a little embarrassedly. Indeed, if she wanted to catch someone, she could only catch Ning Zhongze.

"I was practicing my inner strength, so I didn't hear you calling me before!"

Lin Fan told a lie casually, he couldn't say that he was actually in another world.

"Okay, then come with me to the kitchen and have something to eat. We've already eaten. You've been practicing so late, you must be hungry!"

Chapter 406 Trick

Yue Lingshan didn't expect that Brother Lin practiced so hard. No wonder his martial arts skills were so high. It seemed that this was all achieved through his own hard work and practice.

Before, I thought that Brother Lin’s martial arts were taught by a master, but it seems that I was wrong.

"No need, I'm not hungry, this is for you!"

Lin Fan shook his head to reject Yue Lingshan's kindness. Instead, he took out one of the foods he had prepared on the gourmet tablecloth, a grilled sausage, and handed it to Yue Lingshan.

"Brother Lin, what is this? Sausage? It's still hot!"

Yue Lingshan took the grilled sausage and was surprised to find that it was hot.

"This is the sausage I baked with my Fire Cloud Palm. Eat it quickly, or it won't taste good if it gets cold!"

There is a warehouse in Lin Fan's small world. Everything placed in the warehouse will be stagnant in time and space and will not rot or spoil. Hot food can be put in and will still be hot no matter how long later it is taken out, so it is not surprising that the sausages are hot.

But it was not easy to tell Yue Lingshan about the small world, so Lin Fan made up an excuse. If Master Xing could use the Fire Cloud Palm to fry an egg, then it should be no problem for him to grill some sausages, right?

As for whether Lin Fan can use the Fire Cloud Palm, who knows? It's just that he says he can.

"Mmm, it smells so good and tastes so good!"

Yue Lingshan didn't worry about whether the sausage was hot or not. Instead, she tried taking a bite. Immediately, her eyes lit up and she began to eat happily.

"Ah, I've finished it. How could I finish it? I should let my mother have a taste of Brother Lin's sausage!"

Yue Lingshan finished the grilled sausages without realizing it, and then she said with some regret.

"It's okay, I'll give you another one, but this time it's a magic trick. Just shout 'I have a big sausage' and I'll make it appear!"

Lin Fan thought for a moment, and suddenly looked at Yue Lingshan with a sly smile.

"Ah? Do you really want to shout?"

Yue Lingshan was raised by Ning Zhongze and was considered a lady from a noble family. It was really difficult for her to say vulgar words like "I" (the father).

"There are only two of us here, it's okay!"

At this moment, Lin Fan was like a big bad wolf luring a little white rabbit, luring Yue Lingshan into the trap step by step. Of course, he was just having a bad taste and didn't want to do anything shameful to Yue Lingshan.