Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

"You have to understand him. Anyone who is capable naturally wants to have his own children. Isn't he incapable? Now he has married a widow with a child. He has both a wife and a child in one go. If he is not happy, who will be happy?"

Lin Fan said nonchalantly, still cooking.

"You have a point, but I can tolerate Xu Damao not being able to have children. But he is incapable of having children. Xiaofang still married him. What did she want from him? Was it because of his eloquence or his long face?"

Lou Xiao'e still didn't quite understand. After Lin Fan reminded her, she already understood Xu Damao's thoughts. But what did Xiaofang think?

"I want him to have a stable job and earn extra money. I want to give my child a safe and affluent living environment. As the saying goes, women are weak by nature, but strong as mothers. For the sake of my children, I can endure any hardship and pain, not to mention marrying a useless man like Xu Damao!"

Lin Fan was silent for a moment, and then Lou Xiaoe began to explain.

"I see. I want to be a mother, too!"

Lou Xiao'e nodded, then touched her belly and said.

"Maybe you already have a baby in your belly? If you talk to him, he will definitely hear you!"

Lin Fan teased Lou Xiaoe with a smile.

"Yes, why didn't I think of that? Baby, baby, grow up quickly and come out soon. Mommy has been waiting for you so anxiously. Your mommy's name is Lou Xiao'e, your daddy's name is Lin Fan, and you also have a mommy named Fang Meng!"

Seeing that Lou Xiao'e was really touching her belly and talking, Fang Meng couldn't help but laugh.

"Xiao'e, Lin Fan lied to you. Don't even mention whether you are pregnant or not. Even if you are, the baby is just an embryo now. It will take at least a few months for the baby to hear the outside world!"

Fang Meng had specifically learned about this aspect in preparation for pregnancy, so Lin Fan couldn't lie to her.

"You are such a clever little kid!"

Lin Fan smiled and tapped Fang Meng's nose.

"What? You're making me so happy for nothing!"

Lou Xiao'e was a little depressed. She really thought that the child could hear sounds.

"Lin Fan, are you home? I'm here to bring you wedding candy!"

At this moment, someone knocked on Lin Fan's door. Who else could it be but Xu Damao?

Lou Xiao'e rolled her eyes and went into the small world, while Lin Fan went to open the door.

"Lin Fan, my buddy is getting married today, so I'm sending some wedding candy to the people in the compound so that everyone can share in the good fortune. From today on, I, Xu Damao, will also have a wife and children. Lin Fan, when do you plan to have a child?"

Oh, Xu Damao is not here to deliver wedding candy, he is clearly here to cause trouble!

Chapter 390 Harvesting a Wave of Leeks

"What does it have to do with you when I have a baby? You live by the sea, why are you meddling in other people's affairs? Just get out of here!"

Lin Fan was too lazy to argue with Xu Damao and just sent him away.

"Don't worry, I'm just concerned about you. You've been married for almost a year, but there's no news. I'm worried for you even if you're not worried. Are you not okay? If not, go to the hospital and have a look. We can't delay this! Of course, it could be that Fang Meng can't have children. Auntie is a lesson for us. But Yi Zhonghai is amazing. He gave birth to a child himself. It's an unprecedented story. If Lin Fan can't do it, you can also try to have a child yourself!"

Xu Damao might have drunk a few glasses because he was really happy about getting married today. Now he is drunk and doesn't even know his name.

"Or Lin Fan could divorce Fang Meng and follow Sha Zhu's example and find a widow with a child. Now he would have a wife and a child. How great it would be to get everything done in one go!"

When the neighbors saw that Xu Damao dared to make trouble in front of Lin Fan's door, they all came over.

And no one knew whether Jia Zhang was so bold or had a seizure today that she actually dared to join Xu Damao in mocking Lin Fan.

"Okay, now you've become more capable and dare to yell at me, right?"

Lin Fan felt angry and amused at the same time. It had been a long time since he was provoked by anyone. These two idiots were really not afraid of death.

"No, I'm not. I'm just here to make some noise. When I saw Xu Damao acting crazy, I just said a few words. It has nothing to do with me!"

Seeing Lin Fan's cold eyes, Jia Zhang realized what she had just done. Thinking back to what she had just said, she almost scared herself to death. She was really asking for trouble.

"Lin Fan, since they didn't do it on purpose, let's forget about it. We are all neighbors, and it's the first month of the year again. The atmosphere of the New Year hasn't faded yet, so let's not make a fuss about it!"

Yi Zhonghai actually stood up and tried to persuade Lin Fan. It was the same kind of moral blackmail, really interesting.

Are you guys too arrogant, or am I too weak to hold a knife? How dare you challenge me like this?

"Xu Damao, since everyone says so, then just go. After all, today is your wedding day, so I won't bother with you!"

As the saying goes, alcohol makes cowards brave. Xu Damao drank today, and Lin Fan was sure that he would not leave. If you don’t leave even if I give you a chance, then you can’t blame me for not giving you a chance!

"I won't leave. Who can you blame for not having a baby? Anyway, it's either you or Fang Meng who has the problem. If there's a problem, go get it treated. Stop pretending!"

As Lin Fan expected, Xu Damao refused to leave and started to show off his strength.

"hiss!"

Everyone gasped. Today, Lin Fan had been tolerant enough. It was quite unexpected for them that he was willing to let Xu Damao go. They didn't expect that Xu Damao might have something wrong with his brain. He refused to leave even after Lin Fan let him go and even dared to provoke him. He really didn't take Lin Fan seriously. Lin Fan would definitely get angry next.

Then everyone held their breath, not daring to make a sound, waiting for Lin Fan to lose his temper.

"that is!"

"hiss!"

Jia Zhang actually responded quietly from the side. She thought she was speaking quietly enough, but she forgot that the place was completely silent, so her voice stood out particularly well.

It's over. When her own voice came out clearly, Jia Zhang knew that she was finished.

"Oh!"

Lin Fan kicked Xu Damao directly from the door of his house to the middle of the yard. The distance between them was at least ten meters. Everyone was stunned.

"what!"

Xu Damao fell hard this time and sobered up from the alcohol, and immediately cried out in pain.

Jia Zhang didn't dare to say a word and turned around and ran away immediately.

"Oh!"

Unfortunately, no matter how fast her reaction was, could it be faster than Lin Fan's? Lin Fan kicked her directly on the back, sending Jia Zhang flying into the air.

"Help!"

"Don't come over here!"

Jia Zhang was dancing in the air and calling for help, while Xu Damao looked at Jia Zhang falling towards him with a look of horror.

"Ahhhh!"

Jia Zhang positioned herself perfectly and pressed down on Xu Damao, causing him to scream in pain.

Everyone looked at each other in bewilderment when they saw this scene, but no one tried to stop the fight. It was Xu Damao and Jia Zhang who had been provoking Lin Fan. They deserved to be beaten.

"You two little bastards, if you don't teach them a lesson, you won't know who you are anymore!"

Lin Fan sneered, walked over quickly, picked up Xu Damao with his left hand and Jia Zhangshi with his right hand, and gave the two of them a meteorite-collision attack.

"Ouch, it hurts so much!"

The two men's heads collided violently, and both of them grimaced in pain.

"You're stubborn, huh? You're stubborn, huh? You like to gossip, huh?"

After the two men's heads were hit so hard that they were covered with bruises like the Buddha's, Lin Fan started slapping them in the face.

"Whoosh!"

Lin Fan pulled out several teeth from both of them, especially Jia Zhang. Old people's teeth are fragile, and now all her front teeth have fallen out. She has a leak when she speaks, and there is a hole in her teeth when she smiles.

"Grandpa Lin Fan, please stop beating me. Your grandson is almost dead. Please let him go. You will have to pay with your life if you beat him to death. It's not worth it. It's really not worth it. How can my worthless life compare to yours?"

Xu Damao screamed in agony, then begged for mercy incoherently while enduring the pain. He was afraid that Lin Fan would beat him to death.

"Lin Fan..."

"Snapped!"

Yi Zhonghai was about to say something when Lin Fan came back to his senses and slapped him in the face with great force. Yi Zhonghai turned 720 degrees in the air and fell to the ground, almost dying on the spot.

"I've been annoyed with you for a long time. You keep blabbering on and on. What does it have to do with you? You keep nagging here. I get angry just by looking at you. Do you think you are the boss?"

Lin Fan pointed at Yi Zhonghai who was lying on the ground and doubting his life and cursed him.

"Who else?"

Lin Fan asked loudly to the crowd again, and they all shook their heads and stepped back.

"Fuck you, Xu Damao, Jia Zhangshi, today you two must kowtow to me three times each, or you can't leave!"

Then Lin Fan walked over to Xu Damao and Jia Zhang, who were lying on the ground pretending to be dead dogs, kicked them and spoke.

"Grandpa, I was wrong!"

Xu Damao was a bachelor, so he immediately struggled to get up and kowtowed three times respectfully.

"Can I go now, Lin Fan?"

"Get out of here!"

"okay!"

Xu Damao crawled to his feet and was then taken out of the yard by his new wife, Xiaofang, presumably to the hospital.

"What about you, old woman?"

"Lin Fan, I'm so old now, and you asked me to kowtow to you three times, aren't you afraid of shortening your life?"

Jia Zhang was still somewhat reluctant, so she looked at Lin Fan with resentment.

"Very good. I admire your rebellious look. I hope you can keep it up!"

Lin Fan smiled. This Jia Zhang was really interesting.

"Meng'er, bring me a rope!"

Lin Fan suddenly turned around and said something to Fang Meng, who nodded and went back to find the rope.

Chapter 391 Jia Zhang was beaten in various ways

"Lin Fan, what do you want to do? Don't act impulsively!"

Jia Zhang was so scared that she stepped back repeatedly, trying to escape, but Lin Fan rushed over and gave her a fierce fight, knocking her unconscious.

"Brother Lin Fan, here comes the rope, are you going to tie her up?"