Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

Lin Fan sighed. He was now not as good as the best but better than the worst. He was invincible in this courtyard world, but if he traveled to another world, he would probably be at the bottom.

"It's okay, Lin Fan. Today is New Year's Eve. Let's not think about these things. Let's do something meaningful, right?"

Lou Xiao'e threw a coquettish glance at Lin Fan, who understood it immediately. Then he began a night of galloping on horseback and wagging his dragon's tail.

Early the next morning, Lin Fan got up, stretched, and went out to wash up.

When he came to the pond in the yard, Qin Huairu just walked over.

"Lin Fan, Happy New Year!"

"Qin Huairu, did your family kill a pig yesterday for the New Year?"

Lin Fan asked with interest.

"Kill a pig? No, Lin Fan, you must be joking. My family is so poor that we have to eat dirt. How can we afford to kill a pig?"

Qin Huairu didn't react for a moment.

"Then why did your pig scream so miserably last night?"

Lin Fan reminded Qin Huairu again, and Qin Huairu finally reacted.

"That's my mother-in-law yelling. Did I disturb you? I'm so sorry. She might have Alzheimer's because she's old, so she likes to howl when she has nothing to do!"

"Qin Huairu, I'm not dead yet, can't you just say bad things about me behind my back?"

Jia Zhang's voice sounded faintly.

"What are you doing here? Go back quickly. The pool is so small, how can it hold so many people?"

Qin Huairu saw that Jia Zhang's mood suddenly became bad, so she spoke in a very bad tone.

"You can come but I can't? If I come, you can beat me up again in the compound if you dare!"

Jia Zhang didn't believe that Qin Huairu would beat her again in public.

I hate you.

"roll!"

"okay!"

Lin Fan didn't want to see Jia Zhang, so Jia Zhang immediately ran away in shame.

"Qin Huairu, when did you become so...powerful?"

When Lin Fan saw Jia Zhang coming home, he asked Fang Meng the questions she wanted to know.

"Strong? I'm just not a coward anymore. I used to be tolerant, but in return, Jia Zhang only got worse. I realized that only by being tough can I avoid being bullied."

Qin Huairu said to Lin Fan meaningfully.

"That's right, you have the awareness. As long as you kill Jia Zhang first and then cut off the stick stem, you can become an immortal!"

Lin Fan patted Qin Huairu on the shoulder, then turned around and went home.

"Behead...kill?"

Qin Huairu was shocked by what Lin Fan said. Although she hated Jia Zhang and Bang Geng was also troublesome, she didn't want to kill them, right?

"Qin Huairu, what did Lin Fan just say to you?"

A voice sounded in Qin Huairu's ears, waking her up. Who else could it be but Jia Zhang?

"He said if he chopped you up and minced you, and then used it to make dumplings, he could eat you for a week!"

Qin Huairu turned around and said to Jia Zhang with a smile.

"What? Lin Fan is so cruel? He actually wants to attack an old man like me. Is he crazy?"

Jia Zhang was so stupid that she was really frightened by Qin Huairu.

"You're kidding. Look at you, old, fat, and wrinkled. How could Lin Fan eat your flesh? Are you worthy of it?"

Qin Huairu rolled her eyes at Jia Zhangshi and went home.

Chapter 375: Flower Emotion Value Like Flowing Water

"Qin Huairu, what did you say? You are really going too far. Is it you or Lin Fan who is immoral? One of you will not be able to escape!"

Jia Zhang was yelling and screaming, but Qin Huairu turned a deaf ear to her. Lin Fan wanted to hit her after hearing that.

"Get lost. Why are you being sad here on New Year's Day? Fuck your mother!"

Lin Fan walked out of the door and cursed at Jia Zhang. Jia Zhang was stunned. Lin Fan fucked her mother, so doesn't that mean he is her father?

Everyone in the yard wanted to laugh after hearing this. Lin Fan was really a mean person.

However, no one came out to speak for Jia Zhang. After all, Jia Zhang was such a disgusting person that everyone in the whole courtyard hated her.

Jia Zhang had become enemies with both Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui's families, and Yi Zhonghai was now pretending to be dead in the compound to reduce his presence, so she couldn't find anyone in the courtyard who was willing to speak for her.

Jia Zhang ran back home in shame, not daring to argue with Lin Fan.

"Did you get scolded? You dared to scold Lin Fan for being immoral in the yard on New Year's Day. I thought Lin Fan would come out and beat you up, but he just scolded you. You should just be happy!"

Qin Huairu felt a little gloating when she saw Jia Zhang escaping back home. She had known for a long time that Jia Zhang would definitely get into trouble after scolding Lin Fan outside.

"You knew? You knew but didn't remind me. You were deliberately trying to get me beaten. You, Qin Huairu, you are really cruel. I see through you!"

Jia Zhang was so angry that her teeth were itching. Qin Huairu had such evil intentions. She was trying to make fun of herself. It was outrageous.

"You said you are already old, you should eat and drink, and don't take things to heart. I guarantee that you will live longer and more freely than the deaf old lady. Why do you keep looking for trouble?"

Qin Huairu also sighed. Why couldn't Jia Zhang just be quiet and spend her old age in peace?

"You want me to imitate the deaf old lady? But the deaf old lady is already dead, Qin Huairu, are you cursing me to death?"

Jia Zhang always fails to grasp the key point. Qin Huairu asks her to learn to be quiet and peaceful like the deaf old lady, so that she can live comfortably. However, she only sees that the deaf old lady has died.

She didn't even think about why the deaf old lady died. Although she was a spy, she hid it very well and no one discovered her for so many years.

Why was she finally exposed and even shot? It was because she offended Lin Fan. If she had been as honest as before, even if she was a lonely old woman, with the filial piety of Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu, she would have lived a carefree life. So people should abide by the law and not make trouble.

"Forget it, it's like talking to a cow. I don't want to talk to you anymore!"

Qin Huairu felt a little tired and was too lazy to argue with Jia Zhang.

Since Jia Zhang likes to commit suicide, let her do as she pleases. Anyway, the child is growing up day by day, and it doesn’t make much difference whether the Jia family has her or not.

At this time, Lin Fan was at home checking the emotional value he gained yesterday.

Then he unexpectedly discovered that perhaps because he had shown off his wealth during the New Year's Day yesterday, which made everyone in the compound envious and jealous, he had gained a total of 489623 emotion points from yesterday to now. In total, he now had nearly million emotion points, which was enough to buy a world shuttle card and other things.

Then he checked the five items refreshed in the Emotion Value Mall.

The first item is a lucky draw postcard, worth 10,000 emotion points. It is the road of cause and effect in Doraemon, where you will definitely win a prize in the lucky draw. This thing can still be used in future generations, but why would you want to draw a prize in the 1960s and 1970s? Forget it.

The second item is a rotten apple, which is worth one point of emotion. System, are you sick? What the hell is this? You even took out a rotten apple. Who would buy it? I don’t want it.

The third item is the Great Compassion Sutra of Yin and Yang of the Heaven and Earth, which is worth one million emotion points. Damn, system, you could have robbed the book, but you insisted on giving me a secret book. Thank you so much, but I still bought it because I’m worried about how to improve my strength in the future.

The fourth item is a mini game map worth 500,000 emotion points. System, what can I say about you? What’s the use of giving me a mini game map in this era that costs 500,000? But I don’t believe it is a real mini game map, so I will buy it today to verify my guess.

The fifth item is the Heavenly Silkworm Divine Clothes, which is worth 500,000 emotional points. It is a life-saving item, so I hope it is worth the money. I bought it.

After buying the things, Lin Fan directly used the game map, and then he suddenly found that as soon as he thought about it, a small map would appear in front of him. There were several green dots, several red dots and many yellow dots in this courtyard.

The green dot represents friendliness, the red dot represents hostility, and the yellow dot represents neutrality. It is really magical.

Lin Fan tried to go to Xizhimen in his mind again, and a red line immediately appeared on the map. The red line extended from the courtyard to Xizhimen, and several different routes were planned.

Lin Fan hid the map with a thought, then silently took out the Heavenly Silkworm Divine Robe. A robe that looked like golden soft armor appeared in Lin Fan's hand.

In order to test the effect of the Heavenly Silkworm Divine Clothes, Lin Fan went to the kitchen and took out a kitchen knife to chop it. Unexpectedly, the kitchen knife broke, but the Heavenly Silkworm Divine Clothes remained intact. It was really a good thing!

Lin Fan took out the Great Compassion Sutra of the Conquest of Yin and Yang between Heaven and Earth and recited it silently. Then the secret book turned into a stream of light and entered Lin Fan's mind, and he also learned all the seven martial arts in the secret book.

Then he spent another 10 million emotion points to buy the World Shuttle Card, waiting to use it when he had time.

With the Resurrection Armor as a backup, the Heavenly Silkworm Divine Robe to protect his body, and the Great Compassion Sutra of Yin and Yang of Heaven and Earth to enhance his strength, Lin Fan finally has the courage to challenge the unknown world.

"Brother Lin Fan, what are we going to eat this morning?"

Just then Fang Meng walked into the kitchen sleepily, hugged Lin Fan's waist from behind, and then asked in a daze.

"Let's have porridge in the morning. Why do you look so listless? Did you not sleep well last night?"

Lin Fan was busy preparing porridge while caring about Fang Meng.

"Well, you're so hard on me. I'm still sore all over!"

Fang Meng's slightly resentful words came from behind Lin Fan, but after Lin Fan turned around and used the Heaven-Repairing and Earth-Repairing Technique from the Great Compassion Sutra on her, Fang Meng soon felt as light as a swallow and full of energy.

"That's amazing, here's your reward!"

Fang Meng happily kissed Lin Fan on the face, then skipped out to wash up.

"Hey, you little girl, you haven't even brushed your teeth yet and you kissed me!"

Lin Fan shook his head helplessly. Fang Meng was sometimes like a child, very naughty, but he liked her.

Chapter 376 World Shuttle Card

"Brother Lin Fan, I'll light a fire for you!"

Fang Meng came back from washing up and ran to the kitchen to help Lin Fan.

Whenever Lin Fan cooks, he would want a natural gas stove or a coal gas stove, which would make cooking much more convenient.

Although he didn't know if it was his illusion, he always felt that the food cooked with firewood was more delicious. However, if a gas stove appeared in the emotion value mall, Lin Fan would buy it without hesitation.

"Okay, go call Xiao'e out for breakfast!"

The two of them quickly cooked the porridge, and then Lin Fan asked Fang Meng to wake up Lou Xiao'e.

When Lou Xiao'e followed Fang Meng out, Lin Fan had already brought the porridge and side dishes to the table.

"Let's eat!"

Lin Fan said something to the two girls with a smile, then started drinking his porridge.

"Brother Lin Fan, what are your plans for today?"