Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

The problem is that he is in his twenties or thirties, but has the face of a man in his forties or fifties, and still has such high demands. No wonder he is still single.

"Silly Zhu, let me tell you, if you follow your request, you can forget about getting married."

"She just needs to be able to make a living, and she also needs to be pretty and take care of the family. You've found her according to Qin Huairu's standards, right? And she'd better be educated. Are you educated yourself?"

"Find someone who is educated. Aren't you afraid there will be a generation gap between you two?"

Liu Lan attacked Sha Zhu mercilessly.

"Am I that bad? I think I'm OK, at least better than Xu Damao, right?"

"You really can't compare to Xu Damao. His job is easier than yours, and he often has dinner and chats with the boss. The key is that he has a smooth mouth that can make people happy, but your mouth can make people angry to death!"

Sha Zhu was deeply shocked. He didn't expect that he could not even compare to Xu Damao.

Chapter 34: Work Trivia 2

"Huh? I seemed to hear someone saying I'm handsome!" Xu Damao came.

"No one says you are handsome, stop being narcissistic!" Sha Zhu said unhappily.

"Impossible, I seemed to hear someone praising me just now, my ears are very sharp!" Xu Damao didn't believe it.

"Yeah, Liu Lan just praised you for having a smooth tongue!"

"It's good to be smooth-talking. Speaking nicely can not only please the boss, but also win the hearts of girls. What do you know, idiot?"

Xu Damao was not angry at all, he was even proud of his eloquence!

"I haven't seen you get married yet. If you have the ability, marry one for me!" Sha Zhu said loudly.

"Hey, I'm here just to tell you the good news. Lou Bancheng knows that I'm going on a blind date with his daughter. Hahahaha, just wait for my wedding wine!"

"We don't even know if it will succeed, why are you so proud?" Sha Zhu was very envious in his heart but spoke with disdain.

"Okay, you keep talking nonsense. Besides, I heard that Lou Xiao'e is a rich and beautiful woman. I'm about to reach the peak of my life."

"Where did you hear that? Maybe she is an ugly girl, otherwise why would she go on a blind date with someone like you!" Sha Zhu spoke viciously.

"You don't understand, right? My mother is a servant in the Lou family, so of course she has seen Lou Xiao'e!" Xu Damao said proudly.

"Damn it, you deserve to die, I'm going to beat you to death!" Sha Zhu raised his fist as big as a sandbag, ready to go up and hit Xu Damao.

Xu Damao was so scared that he turned and ran away, "Shazhu, you big fool, wait for the end of your life to be lonely, I will definitely marry a wife and have children first, and make you, an old bachelor, mad to death!"

Sha Zhu stopped and felt very depressed. Is there any justice in this world?

A loser like Xu Damao can find a beautiful, rich and pretty woman, but a man as good as me doesn't even have a target.

My requirements are not high. As long as it's like Sister Qin, I can accept it.

If she were like Fang Meng, she would be perfect, beautiful, cultured, and elegant.

Damn it, damn it, damn it all!

Jia Dongxu deserves to die, Lin Fan deserves to die, and Xu Damao deserves to die too.

Now that Jia Dongxu is dead, when will Lin Fan and Xu Damao die?

Sha Zhu's mentality was distorted by the stimulation, and he now wishes that Lin Fan's brother Xu Damao would die.

"Master, you can find a matchmaker yourself and go on a blind date. Give her more money and she will definitely do her best!"

Ma Hua still tried to persuade Sha Zhu.

"That's right, Xu Damao can go on a blind date, but why can't I, Sha Zhu? Sha Zhu's eyes lit up.

Give the matchmaker twenty dollars and you won’t find a woman that suits you!

Liu Lan curled her lips, but she didn't say anything to provoke Sha Zhu again.

Sha Zhu was obviously a little mentally unbalanced, and Liu Lan was afraid that if she provoked him again, he would go crazy.

After he goes on a few more blind dates, he will naturally realize that a woman who meets his requirements is out of reach!

In the workshop, Fang Dahai was chatting with Lin Fan, "Lin Fan, Xiao Meng is going to study, do you have any opinion?"

"Dad, didn't I tell you, it's okay, I agree."

"Then you have to support two people by yourself, which is very stressful!" Fang Dahai said with a smile.

He was actually teasing Lin Fan. He only had one precious daughter, and Lin Fan was his favorite disciple, so if either of them had difficulties in life, he would definitely support him.

"It's okay, there's not much pressure. I plan to sign up for the machinist assessment next month!" Lin Fan said with a smile.

"Are you sure?" Fang Dahai was a little surprised.

"No problem, level three fitter is easy to do!" Lin Fan said deliberately with a proud tone.

"Yes, it seems that you are very confident. Then I feel relieved!"

Fang Dahai laughed heartily. This son-in-law really won his heart.

"You are not afraid of blowing your own bluff. You claim that you can easily become a third-level fitter. How arrogant!"

Yi Zhonghai came here to pick up parts and happened to hear this, and couldn't help but make sarcastic remarks.

"you do not believe?"

"I do not believe!"

"Make a bet?"

"How do you want to bet?"

"Let's bet on whether I can pass the third-level fitter assessment next month. If I pass, you give me 100 yuan. If I fail, I give you 100 yuan."

"Okay, I agree!" Yi Zhonghai said and turned away.

You still want to be promoted to level three fitter? Don’t tell me that you can’t master the skills of level three fitter so quickly. Even if you have this skill, I won’t let you pass.

Yi Zhonghai sneered in his heart, Lin Fan was really arrogant, but he didn't know that this society was a society of human relationships. Even if you had the ability, so what?

By then, the person in charge of the assessment will be either himself or someone he knows. It will be impossible for Lin Fan to pass.

After get off work, Fang Dahai stopped Lin Fan and said, "Don't forget to bring Xiao Meng back home in three days."

"Okay, Dad, I will take her back!" Lin Fan said with a smile.

Fang Dahai nodded and went home.

Lin Fan also rode his bike to the courtyard. Today, the system had collected all the tickets, and when he had time, he planned to take his wife to buy all the tickets for the three-turn and one-ring ticket.

By the way, I checked the emotional values ​​I gained today, and found that I gained 200 points of emotion values ​​for Yi Zhonghai's resentment and calculation, and 300 points of emotion values ​​for Sha Zhu's anger, disgust and jealousy. That's pretty good.

After returning to the courtyard, Lin Fan found that Fang Meng had already prepared dinner.

"Brother Lin Fan, the food I cook is not as delicious as yours, please don't despise it!"

"How is that possible? Thank you for your hard work, Meng'er!" Lin Fan smiled and touched her head.

"Well done, Meng'er is really clever and deft!" Lin Fan took a bite and found it unexpectedly good.

"My mother taught me this. Hey, if it's delicious, just eat more!" Fang Meng said innocently.

"By the way, my dad asked me to bring you back home in three days!" Lin Fan said suddenly.

"Okay, I kind of miss my parents!"

"No way, it's only been one day and you already miss your parents?" Lin Fan shouted exaggeratedly.

"Hate it, stop doing that!" Fang Meng pinched him.

"Meng'er, when we have time I'll take you to buy the three-turn-one-ring!"

"Okay, but that's not right. Do you have those tickets? And these things are very expensive!" Fang Meng was a little surprised.

"It's okay. I have the ticket, and the money is almost enough."

"No, money can't be spent carelessly. It must be kept in case of emergency!" Fang Meng disagreed.

"How about this, I'll buy you a bicycle. I didn't even give you a dowry when I married you, so I can't not even give you a wedding gift."

"That's fine, thank you Brother Lin Fan, the bicycle is quite useful, but the radio and watch are not very useful, and they are very expensive, so let's not buy them."

Fang Meng still has to go to school, and occasionally wants to go home, so having a bicycle is very convenient.

"By the way, I also need to buy some wood so I can buy some furniture for my home!" Lin Fan suddenly thought of his expertise as a carpenter.

"Brother Lin Fan also knows carpentry work?" Fang Meng was a little surprised. Her husband was really multi-talented.

"Yes, I learned this from an old carpenter. I'm going to make a new bed, and then a wardrobe and a desk for you!"

"Thank you, Brother Lin Fan!" Fang Meng was very happy.

Chapter 35: Purchase Shocks the Birds

Looking at the happy Fang Meng, Lin Fan smiled playfully, "It's not enough to just thank you verbally, you have to take action!"

"Hateful!" Fang Meng was a little shy, but still kissed Lin Fan's cheek. After the kiss, she immediately wanted to escape.

But she was caught by Lin Fan and then kissed. Lin Fan's hands also began to become restless and grabbed the peak.

"Knock knock knock!" At this time there was a knock on the door.

"Oh!" Fang Meng quickly ran away, tidied her clothes, and went to open the door.

Qin Huairu stood outside the door, looking at Fang Meng's flushed face, knowing that she seemed to have disturbed Lin Fan's good thing.

"who are you?"

"Hello, you are Lin Fan's wife Fang Meng, right? I am Qin Huairu, the daughter-in-law of the Jia family next door. You are so beautiful, like a fairy!"

"You're too kind. If you have anything to say, please come in and talk!" Fang Meng was a little naive, so he led a neighbor he didn't know into the house.

"Qin Huairu? What's the matter?" Lin Fan was interrupted and felt a little unhappy.

Qin Huairu felt a little aggrieved. She was not so cold when she was eating other people's buns and teaching her the postures. Now she was refusing to admit it after putting on her pants.

But she also knew that Lin Fan just used her as a tool to vent his emotions. Everyone was trying to relax their body and mind, so there was no question of who was losing or gaining.

"I want you to teach me how to be a fitter. I feel like I'm almost at the level of a first-class fitter, but I'm just one step away. If I can get a permanent job sooner, life at home will be better!"

"You have to ask my wife first!"