Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

Then Lin Fan happily checked the five items that were refreshed in the Emotional Mall today.

The first item is a storage bag worth 100,000 emotion points. It’s a good thing and not too expensive, so buy it first.

The second item is the Fuxi Qin, which is worth 10 billion emotional points. You can’t afford to offend me.

The third item is a claw machine worth fifty emotion points. I bought it and gave it to Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e to play with when they have nothing to do.

The fourth item is a box of six nuclear bombs worth ten points of emotion. It is true that cheap goods are not good, but you can't sell me fake goods, right? No!

The fifth item is an elephant, each worth 100 emotion points. Forget it, it’s too much trouble to raise one.

After buying the things, Lin Fan went to the yard to wash up.

"Lin Fan, are you going to wash up?"

Qin Huairu was also there, trying to find something to talk about.

"Can't you see it? How about you wash it for me?"

Lin Fan rolled his eyes at her and asked, "Can you please say something more sophisticated?"

"Okay, I'll brush your teeth!"

"Go away, I'm not disabled, do I need you to brush for me?"

Lin Fan opened Qin Huairu's hand. This young widow was becoming more and more outrageous.

"Okay, go home quickly, your mother-in-law Jia Zhang is almost mad to death!"

Lin Fan noticed that Jia Zhang at the door of Jia's house was already furious, as if she was going to kill him in the next second, so he reminded Qin Huairu.

"Why bother with her, she's just an old hag. I'm going back now. See you at the factory!"

Qin Huairu looked back, smiled indifferently, then twisted her butt and went home.

Hey, that’s interesting. This young widow is getting more and more bold.

Lin Fan returned home and found that Fang Meng had just left the small world.

"Meng'er, are you awake? Go wash up, I'll make breakfast for you!"

Lin Fan gently touched Fang Meng's head.

"Thank you, Brother Lin Fan!"

Fang Meng squinted his eyes in enjoyment, then went out to wash up.

Lin Fan walked into the kitchen and started making fried rice for Fang Meng.

"Are we having egg fried rice today? I like it!"

After a while, Fang Meng came back from washing up and saw Lin Fan making fried rice with egg, so she came over to smell it, and then said happily.

"Two eggs for you?"

Lin Fan took out two eggs and shook them in front of Fang Meng.

"One for each of us!"

Fang Meng shook her head. She was not someone who would eat alone.

"By the way, Brother Lin Fan, where's Xiao'e's? I think what you made is enough for the two of us!"

"Go ask her if she wants to eat it. If she does, I'll make more. If she doesn't, I'll make less."

Lin Fan was busy cooking rice, so he asked Fang Meng to go to the space and take a look.

Fang Meng nodded and disappeared on the spot when he heard this, going to find Lou Xiaoe in the space.

After a while, Fang Meng came back alone. As for whether Lou Xiao'e wanted to eat or not, Lin Fan didn't even need to ask.

Then the two of them had breakfast and went to work together.

"Qin Huairu, I'm warning you, you better behave yourself from now on. Don't act like a slut all the time. Are you horny? You keep getting close to Lin Fan every day. I'm still alive. Do you think I'm dead? You don't even bother to show your support!"

Jia Zhang was both angry and worried, and couldn't help but warn Qin Huairu.

"I know what I am doing, so I advise you not to meddle in other people's business! You eat empty meals every day and do nothing. You can't even cook dinner properly. I see you stay at home every day sewing shoe soles, but you haven't finished a pair in half a month. Are you embroidering on the soles of shoes?

"I'm telling you, since you like making shoe soles so much, you must make a pair for me in two days, and then sell them at the pigeon market to make some money, so that you can also supplement the family income!"

Qin Huairu said this coldly, then went out to work.

Chapter 339 Jia Zhang's Sweep

At this time, Lin Fan and Fang Meng had already reached the steel mill, and then they both returned to their jobs.

"Lin Fan is here. Will you come to my house for the New Year this year?"

After Lin Fan returned to his workstation, Fang Dahai immediately came up to him and asked.

Lin Fan then remembered that the Chinese New Year was approaching and the steel mill would probably be closed for the holiday in a few days.

"Okay, then let's go to my parents' house!"

Lin Fan had no objection and it was fine to go to his father-in-law's house since he had no elders around him anyway.

If he stayed at home to celebrate the New Year, it would be just him and Fang Meng, which would be a bit lonely.

After all, Lou Xiao'e still has family, and she has to go back to celebrate the New Year.

"That's good. I'll tell your mom when I get home tonight. By the way, how is Yi Zhonghai? Did he give birth?"

Fang Dahai smiled happily when he heard that Lin Fan agreed to spend the New Year at his home, and then he started to ask about Yi Zhonghai with a curious look on his face.

"It's probably today!"

Lin Fan knew that Yi Zhonghai could give birth to a child in three days, but Lin Fan really didn't know how men gave birth to children. After all, men were missing an organ, so maybe they would have to have a caesarean section directly?

No matter how the child comes out, Yi Zhonghai will definitely not be able to relax.

And because Yi Zhonghai hasn't given birth yet, the hospital hasn't conducted any research on him for fear that it might affect the birth of the child. But after the child is born, although Yi Zhonghai will not be dissected, blood tests will probably be inevitable!

"Lin Fan, your yard is full of talented people. Now there are even men who have given birth to children. Next time you tell me that a chicken in your yard has given birth to a baby, I will believe it!"

Fang Dahai nodded, and then said with some emotion.

Lin Fan looked a little puzzled when he heard this. He didn't know whether giving the chicken the water from the Zi Mu River would make it give birth to a baby. Although this was even more shocking and might get more shock points, Lin Fan would not do this.

At this time, Jia Zhang in the yard was bored and started to make trouble.

As for Qin Huairu asking her to make a pair of shoe soles every two days and sell them in the Pigeon Market to supplement the family income, she pretended not to hear it. Whoever wanted to make soles could do so, but she, Jia Zhang, would not do it.

Jia Zhang sat at the door of the Jia family and began to scan the courtyard with her dead fish eyes. When Jia Zhang's gaze looked towards Lin Fan's house, it suddenly became a little eager, because she knew that Lin Fan must have all the delicious food and drinks.

It’s a pity that she didn’t dare to go to Lin Fan’s house to steal things. After all, Lin Fan was not someone to be trifled with.

But in addition to Lin Fan's family, there is another family whose things are easy to steal. As for who it is, it is of course Yi Zhonghai's family. Yi Zhonghai was sent to the hospital to give birth, and the aunt must have gone to the hospital to accompany him.

At this time, Yi Zhonghai's house was empty, so he could take advantage of the opportunity to break in.

Jia Zhang began to look around and found that the central courtyard was a little quiet today. Jia Zhang said to herself that God was helping her.

Jia Zhang ran to the door of Yi Zhonghai's house at a trot, and pushed it open with a light push. She almost laughed out loud. What a careless old lady! She didn't even close the door. Isn't this convenient for me?

Then Jia Zhang rushed into the Jia family like a big black rat. She turned around and closed the door, preparing to search Yi Zhonghai's house thoroughly.

But when she closed the door and turned around, she found two pairs of eyes staring at her.

"Oh my mom!"

Jia Zhang was startled and almost screamed.

But when she came to her senses and took a closer look, she realized that these were Xiaoshan and Xiaocao, the two children adopted by Yi Zhonghai.

I was so excited that I forgot about these two little bastards.

"Grandma, what can I do for you?"

Xiaoshan pretended to be calm and asked about Jia Zhang.

"Of course grandma is in trouble. Your Grandpa Yi and Grandma Jiang went to the hospital. I was afraid that you would be hungry, so I planned to invite you to my house for dinner!"

Jia Zhang immediately thought of a solution.

"But Grandma Jiang has already taken us to breakfast, and she told us not to run around before she left!"

Xiaoshan shook his head and rejected Jia Zhang's "good intentions".

"I didn't ask you to run around. Just in this yard, come to my house for dinner. You've had breakfast, but not lunch, right? How about coming to my house for lunch later?"

Jia Zhang pretended to be very enthusiastic and warmly invited Xiaoshan and Xiaocao.

"But Grandma Jiang will come back to make lunch for us!"

Xiaocao said innocently.

"Then you two should go to grandma's house to play. There is a sister Xiaodang and a sister Huaihua in grandma's house. Do you know them?"

Jia Zhang thought so too. By noon, the aunt might be back, and it would be too late then.

"Yes, Grandpa took us to make clothes before, and we even played with Sister Xiaodang!"

Xiaoshan and Xiaocao nodded to indicate that they had an impression.

"Then go to grandma's house and play. When you are tired of playing, your grandma Jiang will come back to make lunch for you!"

Jia Zhang planned to trick the two little bastards into her home, and then while they were playing with Xiao Dang, she would sneak into Yi Zhonghai's house to steal things.

Xiaodang and Xiaocao looked at each other and felt a little excited. Children are playful after all.

Then Jia Zhang happily took the two children to her home.

"Xiaodang, what are you doing? There are guests at home!"

Jia Zhang began to call Xiaodang. She needed Xiaodang to hold Xiaodang and Xiaocao back so that it would be convenient for her to steal things from Yi Zhonghai's house.

"Here comes grandma!"

Xiaodang walked out holding the locust flowers. It looked a little funny with her body shape holding the little locust flowers. When she saw the small hills and grass, Xiaodang's eyes lit up.

At her age, she has never had a playmate in the courtyard, so she can only play with Huaihua. Although Xiaoshan and Xiaocao were adopted, they are about the same age as her, so they can play with her.

"Xiaodang, take Xiaoshan and Xiaocao to play at home!"

Jia Zhang said to Xiao Dang with a smile on her face.