Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

Fang Meng suddenly thought of Lin Fan's unusual behavior tonight and found him very suspicious.

"Hahaha, that's right, I did it, I gave him the water from the Zimu River to drink!"

Seeing that the two women were looking at him inquiringly, Lin Fan could no longer hold back and laughed out loud with a gloating look on his face.

"The water of the Zimu River in the Kingdom of Women in Journey to the West?"

Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e asked in unison.

"Yes, that's it!"

Lin Fan admitted it frankly.

"Lin Fan, why did you use this good thing on Yi Zhonghai? Xiao Meng and I also want to get pregnant!"

Lou Xiao'e gave Lin Fan a look with a hint of resentment.

"If you drink the water from the Zimu River, you can only give birth to a daughter, and the baby will be born in three days. The most important thing is that it is not my child! The child you are pregnant with is not my child, so what kind of pregnancy is that!"

Lin Fan gave Lou Xiaoe a slap on the face for being so brainless.

Chapter 333: A Wonderful Story Through the Ages

"I don't know, why are you being so violent!"

Lou Xiao'e said with tears in her eyes, covering her head.

"Okay, blame me. I shouldn't have used so much force. Let's take a break!"

Then Lin Fan, the culprit, went to sleep with peace of mind.

As for the victim Yi Zhonghai, he now wanted to die. He was carried to the hospital by several people, followed by a large group of people. The hospital security was frightened and they thought someone was coming to cause trouble.

When the guard understood the purpose of the group's visit, he was dumbfounded. He looked at Yi Zhonghai as if he were a gorilla in the zoo, and then let them in.

This was the first time the doctor had seen such a situation, so he not only called out all the doctors in the obstetrics department, but also the doctors in the pediatrics and orthopedics department. All the doctors surrounded Yi Zhonghai, and they jointly diagnosed and discussed, and it took them a full hour to come to the conclusion: Yi Zhonghai was pregnant!

"Wow!"

The people in the courtyard, who had been waiting for a long time and were a little sleepy, were shocked and woke up after hearing this.

Yi Zhonghai is really pregnant. This is truly an unprecedented story!

"Doctor, even if I'm pregnant, it should take ten months. Shouldn't my belly grow bigger day by day? How come it has grown so big in just one day?"

Even if Yi Zhonghai didn't want to admit it, he had to accept the fact that he was really pregnant.

But even though he believed that she was pregnant, he couldn't understand how his belly could become as big as that of a pregnant woman in her seventh or eighth month in just one night.

"This is the first time we've seen this happen, so we don't know why, but we have something to tell you, so you have to be mentally prepared."

The doctor hesitated as he spoke, not knowing how to bring up this topic.

"Tell me, I've already accepted the man's pregnancy, what else can't I accept?"

Yi Zhonghai said somewhat discouraged.

"Well, based on our observations, you should be giving birth the day after tomorrow, so you have to be mentally prepared."

The doctor hesitated for a long time before finally speaking out.

"Doesn't that mean that from the time I get pregnant, I'll give birth in three days at most?

"Yes, if what you said is true, then you have not only created the world record of being the first man to become pregnant, but you have also created the fastest record from pregnancy to childbirth. You can have a baby in just three days. Congratulations!"

The doctor said to Yi Zhonghai with a smile.

"How can this be considered a good thing? I am a man. I am a man who got pregnant and gave birth to a child in three days. Do you really want me to be proud?"

Yi Zhonghai said somewhat collapsed.

"Anyway, you are unprecedented and unrivaled, so don't be too sad!"

The doctor didn't know that his words were like a knife stabbing in Yi Zhonghai's heart, making it almost impossible for him to breathe.

"Well, Lao Yi, since your case has been confirmed, no, since you are fine, then we will go back to the compound. You have to maintain an optimistic attitude. After all, the mood of a pregnant woman... cough cough cough pregnant man may affect the mood of the baby. No matter what, we neighbors in the compound hope that you and your child... cough cough cough father and son are safe!"

Liu Haizhong covered his mouth and trotted away. The other neighbors in the compound also said goodbye to Yi Zhonghai and left while trying not to laugh.

"Yan Jiecheng, how do you think a man can get pregnant?"

"Liu Guangtian, are you sick? You ask me about this, who else can I ask?"

"I'm just curious whether this child is related to the aunt. Is he considered the aunt's child?

……

As the people in the compound slowly walked away while talking, Yi Zhonghai shed tears of humiliation. He had completely lost face today and now he wanted to die.

In the end, only an old lady was left in Yi Zhonghai's ward. She had just arrived and had left her two children at home to sleep. She hurried over to accompany Yi Zhonghai.

The doctors also left. There was nothing wrong with Yi Zhonghai. He was just waiting to give birth like a normal pregnant woman.

But when it comes to men getting pregnant, they need to find a place to calm down. I have never heard of this in all my years of practicing medicine.

"Old Yi, what's going on with you?"

The old lady's eyes stayed on Yi Zhonghai's bulging belly. She hesitated for a long time, but finally couldn't suppress her curiosity and asked.

"How should I know what happened? I also want to know what happened. I just took a nap and dreamt that Guanyin Bodhisattva gave me a child. I thought the child was for you, but I didn't expect that the Bodhisattva let a man like me get pregnant. I was shocked and woke up with a scream. When I woke up, I saw you staring at my belly. Then I realized that my belly had really grown bigger!"

Yi Zhonghai is now really confused, aggrieved and at a loss.

"Forget it, things have already come to this. It's too late to say anything now. Just give birth to her. After all, she is your own flesh and blood. I just don't know if there is a share for me!"

"You're crazy. What if it's a deformed baby? It would be against the law to kill it. If we don't kill it, will we have to take care of a deformed baby for the rest of our lives?"

Yi Zhonghai didn't want this child because he didn't want to be nailed to the pillar of shame in history. From then on, whenever a man's pregnancy was mentioned, his name Yi Zhonghai would become widely known.

"But didn't you say that this was the child given to you by Guanyin Bodhisattva? You don't want it? Then wouldn't you have offended Guanyin Bodhisattva? You will definitely be in trouble!"

Although the aunt is old, she still has a sense of awe towards these supernatural things.

Especially since what happened to Yi Zhonghai was so bizarre, she had to believe that this matter was really related to Guanyin Bodhisattva. If that was the case, they must treat this child well.

"It's not just bad luck. Guanyin Bodhisattva told me to be kind to her, or else she would turn me into an animal in my next life and let me be slaughtered by others!"

At this time, Yi Zhonghai also remembered what Guanyin Bodhisattva said in his dream, which made him hesitate. If he aborted the child, would he become a chicken, duck, fish or pig in the next life, to be slaughtered by others?

"Why don't you just give birth to her? I think since Guanyin Bodhisattva gave her to you and told you to take good care of her, maybe she is the dragon girl under Guanyin Bodhisattva's seat?"

The aunt's imagination opened up and she began to think divergently.

"Why is it a dragon girl instead of a boy?"

At this time, Yi Zhonghai was still struggling with whether his baby was a boy or a girl.

"I don't know, maybe it's my illusion, but no matter it's a boy or a dragon girl, we can't go against the will of Guanyin Bodhisattva, you must give birth to her!"

An auntie said seriously.

No matter whether this matter is strange or not, it is all arranged by God, and God’s arrangement is the greatest!

Chapter 334 Yi Zhonghai decides to live

Yi Zhonghai really didn't want to be nailed to the pillar of shame, but he really didn't dare to go against the wishes of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

So at this moment he was very conflicted and struggling.

"You have to keep a good mood and don't get too happy or too sad. Whether a man or a woman is pregnant, too much mood swings will affect the fetus!"

At this time, the doctor came in and gave Yi Zhonghai some instructions.

"Doctor, I..."

Yi Zhonghai suddenly grabbed the doctor and asked hesitantly.

"What is this?"

The doctor was a little confused as to why Yi Zhonghai was hesitating.

"If I don't want this baby, can I have it aborted?"

Yi Zhonghai gritted his teeth and asked.

"Old Yi?!!!"

The old lady was shocked. Yi Zhonghai just said that Guanyin Bodhisattva would punish him. Is he trying to kill himself?

Besides, they didn't have any children, so she thought it would be nice to have one.

"You want to abort this child? Do you know that this is a miracle in human medical history? If you abort it, you will be a sinner to all mankind!"

The doctor was furious when he heard this. He would never allow the first and only case of a man becoming pregnant in history to slip away from his hands.

"Don't be so serious, this child is mine, I can do whatever I want with him!"

Yi Zhonghai was startled by the doctor's attitude at first, then he reacted and said with his neck stiff.

What the doctor said was quite light, the child was not in his belly, so of course he could make sarcastic remarks.

"Even if you don't consider others, you should consider yourself, right? This child will be born the day after tomorrow at most, which means he is almost fully developed. Not to mention that the hospital no longer allows induced abortions, even if they allow it, it will cause great harm to your body. In addition, you are not young anymore, and you may become weak and sick in the future. Is this what you want to see?"

Seeing that Yi Zhonghai was a bit stubborn, the doctor was afraid that his impulsive behavior might cause harm to the child, so he began to persuade him earnestly.

Yi Zhonghai was a little scared when he heard this. He didn't want to become a sickly person, so he decided to give birth to the child?

If the child is normal, then raise him well. If it is a deformed child, then find a solution when the time comes.

The doctor was secretly relieved to see that he had changed his mind. He had already informed the dean, who asked him to make sure Yi Zhonghai was stable and the baby was born safely.

He tried his best to persuade Yi Zhonghai to change his mind, and he lived up to the dean's expectations.

……

Early the next morning, Lin Fan woke up from his sleep, put on his clothes and went to the yard to wash up.

He found that the yard was full of people, whispering constantly.

"Lin Fan, they all said that the eldest uncle is pregnant. Is this true?"

Qin Huairu came over to ask Lin Fan. She didn't go to the hospital with him last night, so she wasn't sure.

"It's true, so what? I'm pregnant!"