Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

After all, before Lin Fan was promoted to level eight fitter, his salary with Fang Meng totaled more than one hundred yuan, so he could eat whatever he wanted and have delicious meat and fish every day.

"It's okay, I don't mind. Go set the table and hurry up so as not to delay the meal."

Lin Fan didn't care about Sha Zhu's ridicule. My family is rich, and we eat and drink lavishly. There's nothing to be shy about. Do you think I'm Yi Zhonghai, who likes to hide things?

Sha Zhu glared at Lin Fan fiercely, then went to borrow tables from various houses.

Seeing this, He Yushui happily ran to Lin Fan's house to move the table.

"Brother Lin Fan, why don't I see Sister Fang Meng?"

After moving the table, He Yushui asked Fang Meng curiously.

"She went to bed too late last night, so she's catching up on some sleep!"

"Sleeping in too late? What are you doing?"

He Yushui's face turned red when she heard this, and she thought of some scenes that were not suitable for children.

"It's what you think!"

Lin Fan looked up and found that He Yushui's face was as red as a monkey's butt, so he teased her.

"Brother Lin Fan, are you happy doing that?"

Lin Fan thought He Yushui would run away shyly, but unexpectedly, not only did she not run away, but she came closer to him and asked curiously.

"You'll know when you get married!"

Lin Fan just said this mysteriously and did not directly answer He Yushui's question.

"Tsk, if you don't want to tell me, then don't tell me. You're so secretive."

【Transfer Station of World-weary Fiction 1 ⑦ ㈨ ⑨ ⒋ ３⒈ June th】

He Yushui was somewhat dissatisfied.

Just then Fang Meng walked out of the house. After half an hour's rest, she finally recovered some strength.

"Brother Lin Fan, are you helping Yu Shui make furniture?"

"Yes, the sooner you finish it, the sooner you can feel at ease."

"Sister Fang Meng, your legs are shaking!"

He Yushui stared at Fang Meng for a long time, and just when Fang Meng was a little confused, He Yushui suddenly spoke.

"Ah, this, I have a muscle strain!"

Fang Meng came up with a seemingly reasonable explanation.

"Is that so? Sister Fang Meng, please be careful next time!"

He Yushui naively believed Fang Meng's words and started to give her instructions.

"Okay, I'll pay attention. Thank you for your concern, Yu Shui!"

Fang Meng looked a little strange, and gave Lin Fan, who was watching the show, a blank look.

Lin Fan felt like he was shot even when he was lying down. He was just watching the show silently but was also given a cold shoulder?

Then Lin Fan buried his head in his work and stopped looking around.

It was soon noon and people from the compound arrived one after another. It is worth mentioning that Jia Zhang also came.

When Sha Zhu saw Jia Zhang, he became furious and wanted to rape her, but was stopped by He Daqing.

"Don't bother with her at the wedding banquet today, just let her go for now!"

Li Yan also glared at Sha Zhu. This is a wedding banquet. What kind of trouble are you trying to make? If you start a quarrel with an old hag, will the wedding banquet still be held?

Sha Zhu shrank his neck and didn't dare to continue to cause trouble for Jia Zhang.

"Everyone, please be quiet. Today is my Zhuzi's wedding banquet, but it is also my and Zhang Juan's wedding banquet. I am honored that Zhang Juan likes me and is willing to spend the rest of her life with me. At the same time, as parents, we wish Zhuzi and his daughter-in-law Li Yan a long and happy life together. So today is a double happiness for our He family. Everyone, eat and drink well today, and don't be polite!"

He Daqing suddenly stood up and said a few words. Zhang Juan, who was beside him, was a little stunned when she heard what he said, and then she laughed happily. She didn't ask for much, as long as He Daqing didn't forget that she was also a new daughter-in-law, she would be satisfied.

"He Daqing is such a sweet talker, just like Xu Damao. I always feel like they are wrong. Xu Damao should be He Daqing's son. They look like father and son!"

Lin Fan was whispering to Fang Meng on his left, and Fang Meng covered her mouth and laughed secretly when she heard it.

At this time, Lou Xiao'e also sat quietly on Lin Fan's right.

"How's it going? Did you have a good rest?"

Lin Fan turned around and asked about Lou Xiaoe.

"Very good, stop talking now!"

Lou Xiao'e pinched Lin Fan secretly under the table. If she continued talking, she would blush and reveal her true identity.

The wedding banquet officially began, and Sha Zhu could only smile like a fool, which made Li Yan very dissatisfied. Even the old man He Daqing could say a few nice words, but Sha Zhu was like a piece of wood.

But now it was a wedding banquet, so she couldn't lose her temper. But she had decided that she would make Shazhu kneel on the washboard when she got home.

Everyone in the courtyard started eating and drinking. The most eye-catching person was naturally the old pious woman Jia Zhang. She vowed to eat as much as possible to make back the fifty yuan she lost with the lunch and dinner, so she turned into a glutton and ate as much as three people.

But no one was too lazy to argue with her. After all, she was an unreasonable old hag, and if you made her angry she would throw a tantrum.

But even if no one bothered Jia Zhang, she still got into trouble. She choked herself when she was eating meat too quickly.

The first person to discover it was Liu Haizhong who was sitting opposite her, but he didn't say anything, thinking that it would be best if Jia Zhang choked to death.

Of course he didn't know the situation was so serious. When Jia Zhang started rolling her eyes, Liu Haizhong felt something was wrong.

"Jia Zhang is choking, hurry up and save her!"

After all, it was a good thing if Jia Zhang was half choked to death, but it would be a big deal if she choked to death!

Chapter 321: Duck-voiced Jia Zhangshi

Everyone was immersed in the joy of the feast, but a loud roar from Liu Hai startled them and made them all very unhappy.

But as they looked over, they saw Jia Zhang's face was purple and they were also panicking. Someone was going to die.

"Quick, quick, save people!"

Yan Bugui quickly called on everyone for help.

"How can this help? Otherwise, Qin Huairu, use your hands to take the foreign object out of your mother-in-law's mouth?"

Liu Guangtian stood aside, at a loss, and came up with a bad idea.

"What a stupid idea! If it gets stuck, you can still take it out. Take one and let me try!"

Qin Huairu was a little angry. She asked her to put her hand into Jia Zhang's mouth to take out the foreign object. Could she put her hand in?

"If you can't do it, then come on, Jia Zhang is a member of your Jia family anyway, if you keep delaying, I think Jia Zhang will die!"

Liu Guangtian said with a gloating look.

"Bang Geng, come here!"

Qin Huairu saw that Jia Zhang could no longer hold on and there was no other way, so she could only ask Bang Geng to take action.

"I don't want it, grandma's mouth stinks!"

Bang Geng shook his hands repeatedly. He didn't want to put his hands into Jia Zhang's mouth.

Lin Fan looked at Bang Geng with great interest. Seeing his expression of resistance, he could really say that he was showing filial piety to the whole crowd.

"Bang Geng, it's already this late, and you're still complaining about your grandma's foul mouth. If you keep on procrastinating, you'll have no grandma anymore!"

Qin Huairu was a little angry. Jia Zhang and Banggeng usually had a very good relationship, and they looked like a harmonious relationship between grandparents and grandchildren. However, Jia Zhang's face changed when money was mentioned. Jia Zhang's life was in danger, but Banggeng kept making excuses. It was really infuriating!

"But……"

Bang Geng was still somewhat reluctant. He had long known Jia Zhang's stinky mouth. Even the smell of it made him want to vomit, let alone putting his hand in.

"If you save your grandma, I'll ask her to buy you White Rabbit candy tomorrow!"

"Five, no, ten!"

Bang Geng's eyes lit up when he heard this and he started to discuss the terms.

"No problem, hurry up!"

Qin Huairu didn't want to bother with Banggeng at this time. No matter how disliked Jia Zhang was, she was still useful and couldn't just die like that.

After getting the promise, Bang Geng excitedly put his hand into Jia Zhang's mouth and started to dig.

"Grandma, there's nothing in your mouth!"

Bang Geng dug for a long time and made Jia Zhang roll her eyes, but he didn't get anything out.

"It's in your throat, idiot!"

Yan Bugui was so anxious that he jumped up and down. How could something in the mouth choke a person? There must be something in the throat.

"Why didn't you say it earlier?"

Banggeng rolled his eyes while digging. He was trying to suppress his nausea while digging and wasting his time.

"I got it out, but it's stuck. Should I pull it out or push it in?"

Bang Geng asked hesitantly.

"Whatever you want, hurry up!"

Jia Zhang had already fallen into coma at this time, and because she had been choking for too long, she had gone into shock.

Everyone was looking at this in a worried manner, even Lin Fan frowned, not knowing whether he should take action or not. After all, if Jia Zhang died, there would be one less fat sheep, and he would have one less big harvester of his emotions in the future.

Thinking of this, Lin Fan stood up and prepared to take action.

"Took it out, ugh!"

Bang Geng suddenly excitedly held up a bone to show off, but when he smelled the bone in his hand, he couldn't help but vomit.

"Hurry and see if Jia Zhang is still alive!"

Yan Bugui and the others were not in the mood to pay attention to Bang Geng. Instead, they went to Jia Zhangshi to see if she was dead or not.

"what!"

Someone stepped on Jia Zhang's hand when he came over to check, which woke her up and made her scream in pain.