Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

He never expected that Jia Zhang's summoning of the spirit would come suddenly without any warning, and her shout almost killed him.

By the time Yi Zhonghai reacted, Jia Zhang had been performing the ritual for quite some time.

"Okay, sister-in-law, don't get excited. Lin Fan, apologize to Jia Zhang."

Yi Zhonghai had a headache because both Jia Zhang and Lin Fan were not easy to deal with.

"Why should I apologize? She dared to call my wife a vixen. A slap in the face is already a light punishment."

"I know Jia Zhang is wrong, but are you right? No matter what, you can't just hit your elders!"

"What elder? Just an old beast."

"What did you say? You said I was an old beast? You damned short-lived ghost!"

"The short-lived ghost is talking about your son, right? He is already dead."

Lin Fan felt helpless. Wasn't it obvious who died young?

"Ouch!" Jia Zhang was so angry that she fainted and fell down with a wail.

He just happened to fall on Yi Zhonghai. Although he was in good health, he couldn't withstand the pressure of the mountain.

His waist was sprained all of a sudden, "Oh my waist! Help, move her away!"

"Old man, what happened to you? Jia Zhang, get out of the way!" An old lady hurried over to help, but she couldn't move Jia Zhang either.

Fortunately, Sha Zhu came to help. Sha Zhu moved Jia Zhang away, and the aunt helped Yi Zhonghai up.

After Yi Zhonghai stood up, he held his waist and looked painful. It seemed that he was seriously injured.

Chapter 30 What happened next

Things happened so quickly. First, Lin Fan slapped Jia Zhang, then Jia Zhang started to dance, and then Jia Zhang fainted from anger, and Yi Zhonghai was knocked down and sprained his waist.

It was a wonderful show, and everyone in the courtyard was enjoying the show.

However, Jia Zhang fainted and Yi Zhonghai was injured, so the matter could not go on.

"Zhu Zi, please send Jia Zhang back home."

After saying that, Yi Zhonghai held his waist and went home. He didn't want to get involved in this matter anymore, so the aunt hurriedly supported him.

"Meng'er, let's go home!" Lin Fan took Fang Meng's hand and went home.

"Disperse, disperse!" Since Yi Zhonghai was not there, Liu Haizhong took the opportunity to give orders.

Seeing that there was nothing interesting to watch, everyone went back home.

Only Jia Zhang was lying unconscious on the ground. Sha Zhu didn't want to help her, but Yi Zhonghai had told him to.

"Zhu Zi, please help me carry my mother-in-law back. I don't have that much strength!"

Sha Zhu was stared at by Qin Huairu's big watery eyes, and instantly he became heroic and said, "Don't worry, leave it to me."

Then Sha Zhu happily helped Jia Zhang back home.

Fang Meng has already married Lin Fan, so there is no hope for her.

But Qin Huairu, a little widow, still has a chance.

As long as the dog licks well, there is no need to worry that the goddess will not be attracted to him.

"Meng'er, you've seen it now, right? There is no lamp that saves fuel in this yard."

Lin Fan asked Fang Meng to sit down and calm down. She felt very aggrieved by Jia Zhang's words.

But Lin Fan's slap was very powerful. Now she didn't feel wronged at all, but was filled with emotion.

"It's okay, I'm not afraid. You will protect me, right?" Fang Meng said with a smile.

"Of course, I will definitely protect you well, but there are too many evil spirits in this yard, it would be best if we could move out of this yard in the future."

"It's okay, I'm not afraid. Don't you think such days are fun?"

"Fun? What do you think?" Lin Fan touched Fang Meng's head.

"I think you look really cool and safe when you're confronting them."

"There are no people like you in our yard, there are so many talented people!"

"Gotham City, where the people are simple and honest, and where talented people come from?"

"Ah?" Fang Meng didn't understand.

"It's okay. I thought you would be scared away and want to move away!"

"I'm not that fragile. I will fight them to the end!" Fang Meng said confidently.

Lin Fan was speechless. His little wife was almost made to cry by Jia Zhang's words just now, but now she was cheered up again.

I don’t know what’s going on in this daughter-in-law’s brain circuit. Does she have a masochistic tendency?

"Let's not talk about these unpleasant things. I'll cook for you. I'll only make turtle for lunch, and I'll prepare chicken, duck, fish and meat for you in the evening!"

Lin Fan changed the subject and started preparing dinner.

"Okay, I'll come and help!" Fang Meng volunteered.

"Okay, then help me wash the dishes!" Then the two of them started cooking dinner together.

Jia Zhang had already woken up and asked, "What happened to me?"

"Mom, you fainted from anger just now, I asked Sha Zhu to help you back!"

"Where is Lin Fan? Did Yi Zhonghai punish him?" Jia Zhang suddenly thought of Lin Fan, the culprit who caused her coma.

"Mom, when you fell down just now, you knocked down the old man, and his waist even flashed!"

"It's just a matter of time. What does it have to do with me? His broken waist has just healed. There's no point in keeping it!" Jia Zhang said hatefully.

"After he sprained his waist, did Lin Fan apologize to me? It's a pity that I didn't hear it. No, he should have been asked to compensate."

"Well, the old man had a sprained back and didn't care about it. He went straight home."

Qin Huairu said in a low voice, she knew that Jia Zhang would be furious.

"Yi Zhonghai is just a piece of trash. He just didn't care about anything after spraining his waist? He's not dead. He's such a useless guy!"

Jia Zhang's saliva was flying everywhere, and it was obvious that she hated Yi Zhonghai too.

Qin Huairu didn't say anything, so as to avoid getting herself into trouble.

"You are also a waste. Don't you know to ask Lin Fan to compensate me?" But even if she didn't say anything, Jia Zhang would still point the finger at her.

"Who would listen to what I say? Lin Fan doesn't even take what an old man says seriously!"

"Who said that? Doesn't Shazhu listen to you? He's just like your dog. He does whatever you tell him to do."

Jia Zhang said with disdain that she knew what Sha Zhu was thinking, but she was confident that she could guard against it. Sha Zhu was a man with the intention of stealing but not the courage to do so.

"Mom, what you said is too harsh. Sha Zhu just means well!"

"Bah, he just wants your body, and he's kind-hearted. There aren't that many kind-hearted people in this world."

Qin Huairu stopped talking. She and Jia Zhang both knew exactly what kind of person Sha Zhu was.

At Yi Zhonghai's home, Yi Zhonghai lay on the bed and cried out to the sky, quite like Jia Zhangshi.

"I'll put some safflower oil on you. Don't yell at you anymore. Who told you to show off and help that Jia Zhang?"

An old lady brought some safflower oil and rubbed it vigorously on Yi Zhonghai.

"I am the uncle in the courtyard, hissing, please be quiet, I won't say anything, who will believe in us uncles?" Yi Zhonghai said while hissing.

"Then the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the third uncle Yan Bugui, aren't they here too? Why aren't they talking?"

The old lady rolled her eyes and said something nice, "You are not the only one who has such an uncle!"

"So, I am the boss, and everyone trusts me. My words are effective in this compound. Unless I don't care, how can Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui have a say?"

Yi Zhonghai was a little proud. His prestige was much higher than Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui. Although there were three uncles in the courtyard, he was the one who had the final say.

"Yes, yes, I don't know why you insist on being this boss. There are no benefits, and there are a lot of troubles every day."

The aunt is still a little resentful. She just wants to live a peaceful life and doesn't want to get involved in these troubles.

"What do you know? You have long hair but little knowledge. I am the boss in the compound and everyone respects me."

"In this way, I can instill in everyone the idea of ​​respecting the elderly and loving the young. When we are old, the young will respect us. If we don't have children to support us in our old age, won't we have to rely on the neighbors for support?"

Yi Zhonghai muttered to himself that he had planned to leave long ago and didn't need to rely on an old lady. He had become a little crazy about providing for her in her old age.

"I don't understand. It's all my fault that I can't give birth to a child. Otherwise, we wouldn't have to plan like this."

"Yan Laoji said it well, if you don't have enough food and clothing, you will suffer poverty if you don't calculate it. Although we don't calculate this thing."

"But what we want to calculate is feelings, which is much more advanced than Yan Laokou's."

Yi Zhonghai looked down on Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui, who were obsessed with power, had no ideas at all and liked to show off their power.

A person who is good at calculating only knows how to calculate small profits and take advantage of others.

Unlike me, my perspective is completely different!

Chapter 31 Wedding Night

Lin Fan had already prepared the meal, and the two of them brought the dishes to the table.

Fang Meng sat next to the table, looking at the table full of dishes. She couldn't help but take a bite, and then gave Lin Fan a thumbs up.

"It smells so good. Today I finally understand what it means to have a good smell and taste."

"As long as you like it, eat more!" Lin Fan smiled and picked up some more dishes for Fang Meng.

"You should eat more too, let's eat together!" Fang Meng also picked up some food for Lin Fan.

In the end, Fang Meng ate two full bowls of rice. After finishing, she touched her stomach and felt a little uncomfortable, obviously because she was too full.

"Brother Lin Fan, your cooking is so delicious, you should cook less in the future!"

"Why should I do less? Why don't you eat less?" Lin Fan said with a smile.

"I can't control myself. Please make less so that I can't eat even if I want to."