Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

Lin Fan held a funeral for his uncle in the courtyard. Several uncles and aunts helped, especially Deputy Director Lin from the Street Office. The birds did not cause any trouble and the funeral went smoothly.

It has been three days since Lin Dongliang was buried, and Lin Fan sat at home in deep thought.

He checked his uncle's inheritance and found not only the two houses, but also more than 700 yuan in savings and some bills.

After all, my uncle was already a level 6 fitter when he was alive. He had no children and lived alone, so his expenses were not huge.

But the uncle was kind-hearted and helped a lot, so there was only so much left.

Lin Fan hid the money and receipts. There was a thief in this courtyard. Although he had not developed it yet, there were already signs of it.

Lin Fan has been staying at home these past few days and has not interacted with the animals, so he has not gained any emotion points.

He also found that this emotional mall was ridiculous. Five items were refreshed every day, but the refreshed items were completely random.

The first day was Pangu Axe, the second day was Two-Dimensional Foil, the third day was Heaven-Swallowing Demonic Art, and so on.

It was quite exciting to cultivate immortality in the city, but when Lin Fan wanted to buy it, Lin Fan couldn't count the dozens of zeros, but he knew that he would definitely not be able to afford it.

The novice gift package only gives one thousand emotion points. These things for cultivating immortals cost hundreds of billions. Who can afford it? It's totally a waste of time.

But he still bought some useful things, such as body shaping pills for 300 emotional points, beauty pills for 300 emotional points, bicycle tickets for 100 emotional points, Chinese martial arts for 200 emotional points, and he had 100 left to buy a first-level fitter.

Lin Fan spent all his emotional value and gained a lot.

Now he is 1.85 meters tall, with an upright body and handsome appearance. Coupled with the added temperament brought by his mastery of traditional Chinese martial arts, he is truly a handsome man.

Lin Fan went out, preparing to buy some food and have a good meal before going to work tomorrow.

The only problem is that Lin Fan is not good at cooking. Today's Emotion Mall does have a cooking proficiency item for only 200 emotion points, but unfortunately Lin Fan no longer has any emotion points to buy it.

"Oh, you must be the lucky boy from the countryside. You've been hiding for so many days, I thought you were dead."

Just as Lin Fan closed the door and prepared to go to the supply and marketing cooperative, a shrill voice rang out.

Lin Fan turned around and saw that it was that old bitch Jia Zhang. She was so mean.

"I'm not dead, but is your son not dead yet?" Lin Fan didn't indulge her at all.

"What? How dare you, a country bumpkin, curse my Dongxu?" Jia Zhang was furious.

She was just a little jealous of Lin Fan inheriting Lin Dongliang's inheritance, and couldn't help but feel weird.

What bad thoughts could she, Jia Zhang, have? But damn Lin Fan actually cursed her son.

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining 15 points of Jia Zhang's anger emotion value"

"I'm telling the truth." Lin Fan said calmly.

Mrs. Jia Zhang became even angrier. Lin Fan made it sound as if Jia Dongxu should have died.

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining 20 points of Jia Zhang's anger emotion value"

It’s not bad, but can the system turn off this prompt? It keeps popping up and affecting my performance.

"Received. The system will settle the account after the host finishes the communication."

"I'm going to scratch you to death today, you bastard. I'm going to teach you a lesson on behalf of Lin Dongliang." Jia Zhang rushed up with her teeth bared.

Lin Fan dodged sideways and tripped Jia Zhang casually. Jia Zhang watched Lin Fan dodge sideways, then she couldn't control herself and fell to the ground, knocking out her front teeth.

"He's bullying, come out quickly, this country boy has come to our courtyard to beat people up, Lao Jia, open your eyes and take a look, come and take him away!"

The other people in the courtyard were run out by Jia Zhang's screams.

As soon as he came out, he saw Lin Fan standing casually on the side with his arms folded across his chest. Jia Zhang was lying on the ground, her face covered in dust and even blood. Not far away, a large front tooth was missing.

"Who is this and why did he get into conflict with Jia Zhang?" asked the second aunt.

"You have bad eyesight. Isn't this Lin Dongliang's nephew? Wasn't he the vigil at Lin Dongliang's funeral a few days ago?"

"Who knows? He was wearing white clothes, a hat and lowered his head. I didn't even see his face."

The birds were talking about it, but no one went up to help Jia Zhang.

Just let Jia Zhang lie on the ground and howl like a ghost.

Because most of the men in the courtyard have gone to work, only women, the elderly and children are left, so they don't want to take care of this matter.

When Jia Zhang saw that everyone was just talking, not only did no one help her up, but no one even spoke up for her.

She couldn't help crying even louder, "There isn't a single good person in this courtyard. When they saw me fall to the ground, no one came to help. They are all heartless and ruthless people!"

When everyone heard this, they also scolded them, and they didn't bother to care anymore.

Lin Fan thought that this Jia Zhang family was capable of something, but that was it, boring.

He turned around and went to the supply and marketing cooperative to buy vegetables.

Lin Fan walked while checking the system and found that he had actually taken advantage of Jia Zhang to gain 250 points of emotion value. Didn't that mean he had mastered cooking skills?

Thank you Jia Zhang! Thank you Jia Zhang idiot!

Chapter 3 Give me face

Lin Fan left happily, but Jia Zhang didn't know about it yet and was still lying on the ground wailing.

When the people in the courtyard saw Lin Fan leave, they did not remind Jia Zhangshi and looked like they were watching a show.

After howling for an unknown amount of time, Jia Zhang finally stopped. Firstly, she was really tired, and secondly, it was boring to perform a solo.

The people in the courtyard ignored her, and Lin Fan didn't say anything either. She was lying on the ground feeling very embarrassed.

Jia Zhang got up and found that Lin Fan was gone.

"Where is that bastard from the country?" Jia Zhang grabbed the second aunt and asked.

"He left a long time ago. He left the yard shortly after you called us out." Second Aunt said innocently.

Jia Zhang was so angry that she couldn't help but said, "Why don't you tell me and just watch me grieve?"

"You didn't ask," everyone retorted to her.

Jia Zhang was almost so angry that she vomited blood, but she had no place to vent her anger, so she could only go home and sulk.

Jia Zhang realized that she was no match for Lin Fan, and prepared to wait for Jia Dongxu and Yi Zhonghai to come back and let them deal with Lin Fan.

Lin Fan bought fish and meat at the supply and marketing cooperative, then thought about it and went to buy a bicycle, a brand new Phoenix brand bicycle for 180 yuan.

Stroking the bicycle, Lin Fan's eyes were filled with memories, because Lin Fan remembered that his grandfather used to have one like it.

Then I went to the police station and got a stamp, which cost three dollars.

Then Lin Fan rode his bicycle leisurely back home.

When Lin Fan arrived at the courtyard, he found that Jia Zhang had already gone home. This old hag was not very persistent. She stopped howling less than an hour after he was gone. What a useless thing.

When he got home, Lin Fan started to cook. Although he had almost never cooked before, with his proficient cooking skills, Lin Fan was able to cook easily. In less than twenty minutes, a table full of delicious dishes was served.

Lin Fan ate it happily. Wow, it was so delicious and satisfying.

The food Lin Fan cooked was so delicious that the aroma wafted through the courtyard and attracted all the birds.

"Whose food is this? It smells so good. Is Shazhu back?" Auntie kept chattering.

The second aunt rolled her eyes at her and said, "Even the food cooked by Sha Zhu is not so delicious."

"It's the fragrance coming from the Lin family!" An old lady couldn't help but come out to check and found that the fragrance came from the Lin family.

"This country boy has great cooking skills. I think his cooking is as good as Sha Zhu's." The second aunt said confidently.

"I think so too. It smells so good." The third aunt also nodded.

"Okay, let's all go back. The smell of other people's food is a bit unpleasant." An old lady began to persuade everyone to go back, otherwise people would think that everyone in the courtyard was a glutton.

Everyone went back, still talking about the food Lin Fan had cooked.

Nowadays, everyone is starving, and Lin Fan's fish and meat have aroused everyone's greed.

"You wicked country bumpkin, you secretly made delicious food at home and didn't even bother to give it to us neighbors to taste. Just wait and see how you'll be isolated in the future."

Jia Zhang was cursing at home. She had suffered a lot today.

After falling down, one of his front teeth was knocked out. Now he was being envied by Lin Fan, and he hated Lin Fan very much.

Fortunately, Lin Fan's crappy system requires Lin Fan to communicate with others in order to obtain emotion points, otherwise the birds in the courtyard would probably have to provide Lin Fan with a large amount of emotion points.

Lin Fan was eating happily at home and had no idea about the complicated moods of everyone in the courtyard.

At this time, it was time to get off work and the men in the courtyard returned one after another.

As soon as Jia Dongxu arrived home, Jia Zhang put her round face in front of Jia Dongxu, which scared him.

"Dongxu, look, your mom was beaten up and even her front teeth were knocked out. You must avenge your mom!"

Jia Zhang's saliva flew everywhere, all over Jia Dongxu's face. Jia Dongxu felt nauseous and wiped it off quickly.

"Whoever it is, I'll settle the score with him right away. If not, there's still my master and uncle to worry about!"

"It's that new guy who cursed you to death!" Jia Zhang said, pointing at Lin Fan's family.

"He's rebelling. I'm going to settle the score with him right now."

Jia Dongxu walked towards the Lin family angrily, and Jia Zhang followed closely behind him.

The two people's actions aroused the curiosity of everyone in the courtyard, and they all came out to watch the fun.

Yi Zhonghai was confused when he saw his apprentice and Jia Zhangshi angrily.

"What happened in the yard? Why are Dongxu and Jia Zhang so angry?" Yi Zhonghai turned around and asked Auntie.

"It seems that Jia Zhang and Lin Fan had a conflict in the afternoon. I don't know what happened, but Jia Zhang fell and broke a tooth." said an aunt.

"Oh no, something is going to happen." Yi Zhonghai hurried out to stop it.

He was not worried about Lin Fan, he just felt that if there was a conflict in the courtyard and a fight got out, it would be bad for their reputation.

You know, ever since he became the boss of this courtyard, the courtyard has always been an advanced and civilized courtyard.

"Dongxu, what are you doing?" Fortunately, Yi Zhonghai was in strong body and he managed to stop Jia Dongxu after hurrying up.

"Master, Lin Fan, this country boy, actually dared to bully my mother and knocked out one of her front teeth. I'm going to teach him a lesson."

Jia Dongxu stood at the door of Lin Fan's house and spoke loudly.

Of course Lin Fan heard the noise. He walked out slowly and leaned against the door. "Who is so arrogant that he wants to punish me?"