Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

At this time, Qin Huairu, who came out to look for Qin Jingru, also arrived at Lin Fan's door and found Qin Jingru.

"Lin Fan, I'm sorry. Jingru is quite reckless. Did she disturb you?"

Qin Huairu then apologized to Lin Fan and others at the door.

"It's no problem, it's just a neighbor visiting, how can it be considered a disturbance?"

Fang Meng smiled at her and waved her hand to signal her not to worry about it.

"Jingru, come with me, what are you still doing there?"

Qin Huairu felt a little embarrassed, so she pulled Qin Jingru out and took her home.

"Lin Fan, I think this Qin Jingru is interested in you? She said she would rather be a hero's concubine than a mediocre man's wife! Isn't this talking about you? You are a hero, and Sha Zhu is a mediocre man."

"What she says is up to her. Why are you taking it so seriously? Are you jealous?"

Hearing this, Lin Fan walked over to Lou Xiaoe and looked at her carefully.

"No, I'm not. Why should I be jealous? I'm still your slave!"

Lou Xiao'e said a little aggrieved.

"There is no distinction between big and small in our family. We are two good sisters. Why are you entangled in this? Don't worry, Brother Lin Fan will never do anything without my permission. That Qin Jingru wants to enter the Lin family, but it's useless if I don't agree."

Fang Meng came over and comforted Lou Xiaoe.

"Okay, how about I cook some snail noodles for you guys?"

Lin Fan suddenly took out a bag of snail noodles and said with a sly smile.

"I don't have an appetite after just having a meal. And you have a sly smile on your face, as if you are planning something bad!"

Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e looked at Lin Fan at the same time, and noticed the smile on his face. The two women became a little worried.

"This thing smells bad but tastes good. I don't know if you can accept it."

Lin Fan spread his hands and then told the truth.

"It smells bad? How bad is it? Brother Lin Fan, can you do an experiment? Give a packet to Jia Zhang first, and let her eat it and let me see. If I think she can accept it, then we can try again!"

Fang Meng thought for a while but couldn't make a decision. Suddenly, he had an idea and thought of Jia Zhang, so he made a request.

"Xiao Meng, why are you so sinister? Did you learn bad things from Lin Fan? But I like it, hehehe, then let's act quickly?"

Lou Xiao'e was a little impatient to let Jia Zhang be the guinea pig.

"Let's go then!"

Lin Fan didn't care. There was nothing on the outer packaging of the snail noodles anyway, so he just said it was a new recipe developed by others and it didn't matter that he got it by chance.

"Is Jia Zhang at home? Do you want food? If you want food, just ask for it and I'll bring it to you!"

Lin Fan stood at the door of Jia's house and shouted on a whim.

"Food? I want it!"

When Jia Zhang heard someone calling her, she became a little impatient, but when she heard that someone was bringing her food, she immediately crawled to the door.

Chapter 293 Smell bad and eat delicious

"Lin Fan, why is it you here? Do you have anything delicious to give me?"

Seeing that it was Lin Fan, Jia Zhang was a little surprised. Could it be that the sun rose from the west today? Lin Fan actually brought her food.

"It's this snail noodle. It smells bad but tastes good. It's as convenient as cooking noodles. How about it? Do you want to try it?"

Lin Fan took out a bag of snail noodles and shook it in front of Jia Zhang.

"You are so kind? Why don't I believe it?"

Although Jia Zhang was very greedy, she was very suspicious of what Lin Fan sent her. Would Lin Fan poison her?

Although Lin Fan didn't dare to poison herself, Jia Zhang believed that Lin Fan could still make herself have diarrhea.

"If you don't believe me, forget it. Banggeng, come out, Uncle Lin will give you something delicious to eat!"

Lin Fan was too lazy to deal with the old hag Jia Zhang anymore, so he called out for Bang Geng.

"Lin Fan, what do you want me to do?"

Bang Geng was eavesdropping at the door, and he came out as soon as Lin Fan called him.

"I have some delicious food here, do you want to eat it? If you want to eat it, call Jia Zhang a bastard!"

"Lin Fan, you are too mean, aren't you?"

Jia Zhang was dissatisfied. What did Lin Fan mean by this? He instigated her grandson to scold her in front of her. He was simply not a human being. Did he think that she, Jia Zhang, was dead?

"Shut up and stop talking nonsense in front of me, or I'll slap you in the face!"

"Oh, you are bullying me, and you are bullying me right at my doorstep!"

Jia Zhang is not an easy person to get along with, and I want to lose my temper as a conditioned reflex.

"Snapped!"

Lin Fan was not tolerant at all. He said that if Aunt Big Mouth spanked her, she would be spanked by Aunt Big Mouth.

"Ka!"

Jia Zhang's howling stopped abruptly.

"Still howling?"

Lin Fan looked at Jia Zhang with interest.

"Stop howling, stop howling!"

There were a lot of people watching the fun, but no one spoke up for Jia Zhang. Even though it was Lin Fan who came to provoke Jia Zhang, it was Lin Fan's fault.

But the birds in the courtyard never care about right or wrong, but only about strength. They are like fence-sitters, swayed by the wind.

Jia Zhang herself was no match for Lin Fan, and the neighbors in the courtyard were unwilling to help, so Jia Zhang wisely chose to keep quiet.

"Lin Fan, give it to me. Just tell me how to do it."

Qin Huairu came out. She knew that Lin Fan would not give up until he achieved his goal.

"That won't work. Bang Geng hasn't called Jia Zhang an old bastard yet!"

Lin Fan felt a little embarrassed when he saw Qin Huairu come out, but the words had been said and he couldn't take them back.

"Jia Zhang is an old bastard!"

Banggeng is a bachelor, and his grandmother, a shrew, is no match for Lin Fan. It would be better for him to be honest, so he shouted honestly.

"Here, boil the water and put the noodles in. Cook for five minutes, then take out the noodles. Then put the soup and pickled bamboo shoots in and cook for three minutes and you can eat it!"

Lin Fan explained how to make snail noodles, and Qin Huairu went in with the snail noodles. Qin Jingru also followed in curiously to take a look.

The people in the courtyard wanted to stick their heads into the Jia family's kitchen, wanting to see if the food that Lin Fan delivered to their door was edible. It sounded good, with noodles, soup and pickled bamboo shoots, so it should be delicious. Could it be that Lin Fan really meant well?

When Lin Fan saw Qin Huairu started to do it directly, he couldn't help but step back a few steps. Seeing this, Lou Xiaoe and Fang Meng also quietly stepped back a few steps. The neighbors in the compound were happy. They instantly occupied the door of Jia's house and then poked their heads into Jia's house.

"What are you doing? You're sticking your head into my house. Get out of here!"

Just because Jia Zhang doesn't dare to act rudely towards Lin Fan doesn't mean she doesn't dare to act rudely towards the neighbors in the compound.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, don't be anxious. We are all very curious. Let's take a look!"

The neighbors didn't dare to treat Jia Zhang like Lin Fan did, so they could only speak to her in a nice tone and refuse to leave.

"Just take a look, but don't come into my house!"

The neighbors spoke so politely that Jia Zhang did not dare to offend all of them, so she did not drive them away by force.

"Don't worry, I'll just take a look and won't go in!"

Seeing that their purpose of staying was achieved, the neighbors smiled and said something apologetically.

"Why does this sound so familiar?"

Jia Zhang murmured to herself.

No one in the compound paid any attention to him. They just stretched their heads to check, but they soon regretted their decision.

"My grass stinks, run away, Qin Huairu is cooking shit at home!"

Suddenly, the neighbors ran away screaming and howling.

At the same time, an indescribable smell spread from the Jia family.

Jia Zhang and Bang Geng, who were slow to react, were also smoked out in a panic.

"Lin Fan, what on earth did you give me? That yellow thing couldn't be urine, right?"

Qin Huairu and Qin Jingru also escaped. They had never experienced such a smell before and they couldn't stand it at all.

"Brother Lin Fan, are you planning to give me this kind of food? Fortunately, I didn't eat it!"

Fang Meng also looked at Lin Fan in disbelief. Was her brother Lin Fan crazy? Was he planning to play a prank on her?

After hearing what Fang Meng said, the others realized that this thing was actually edible, but were they sure that humans could tolerate the taste?

"Bang Geng, think about canned herrings, this is the same as that one, hurry in and eat it, it won't taste good if it gets cold!"

Lin Fan did not reply, but started to incite Bang Geng.

When Banggeng heard this, his eyes lit up and he wanted to run home, but he was caught by Jia Zhang.

"Bang Geng, you are stupid. Whatever Lin Fan says is true? What if that thing is poisonous? You are the only male in the Jia family, you absolutely cannot eat it!"

Jia Zhang held on to the stick tightly and when she saw that he was still struggling, she spoke earnestly.

"grandmother!"

Bang Geng looked at Jia Zhang with some emotion after hearing this.

"Grandma is different. She's old, and it doesn't matter if she dies. Let her try the poison on you!"

Jia Zhang suddenly added something and then ran to the kitchen.

Everyone present was stunned when they heard this. You are really worthy of being called Jia Zhang.

Bastard, give me back my feelings!