Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

"Meng'er, let's go back and cook!"

Lin Fan took Fang Meng back. He came here to take advantage of Jia Zhang and felt very happy.

"Okay, let's go back too. Juan'er, go and see if you are satisfied with the partitions of the house."

He Daqing also took Zhang Juan's hand and went home. Everyone present twitched. This was too greasy. Why was he still calling her Juan'er? It was so disgusting!

Then the neighbors looked at each other in bewilderment. They all called him "er", but why did Lin Fan call him that so naturally while He Daqing called him that so greasyly?

"Brother Lin Fan, I think Jia Zhang is almost pissed off by you. She's so angry but dares not say anything. It's so funny!"

As soon as Fang Meng and Lin Fan returned home, Fang Meng couldn't help but gloat over their misfortune.

"Jia Zhang is a good target for taking advantage of. It's nice to tease her when you have nothing to do!"

Lin Fan said with a smile, then walked into the kitchen and started cooking dinner.

"Cooking? Here I come again!"

Lou Xiao'e glanced at Fang Meng in the room and Lin Fan in the kitchen, then said with a smile.

"Xiao'e, you're here? Hey, what are you holding in your hand?"

"This is a bellyband made of Shu embroidery. It is very comfortable to wear. I bought it especially for you!"

"A bellyband? I rarely wear this kind of clothes!"

Fang Meng said shyly.

"This makes it easier for you two to have fun together!"

Lou Xiao'e glanced at the shy Fang Meng and then teased her.

"Oh, Xiao'e, you are a virgin, how can you act like a gangster!"

Fang Meng couldn't help but give Lou Xiao'e a blank look.

"Even if you haven't eaten pork, you've seen pigs run. But you, a married woman, why are you acting like a virgin?"

"Are the topics you women talk about so explosively?"

Lin Fan poked his head out of the kitchen and asked.

"Lin Fan, this is a topic we are talking about between good friends. How could you eavesdrop?"

Lou Xiao'e asked angrily, with her hands on her hips.

"Are you kidding me? This is my home. Do you really want me, the owner, to move you?"

Lin Fan rolled his eyes at Lou Xiaoe and then said helplessly.

"Oh, yes, this is your house, sorry I forgot!"

Lou Xiao'e stuck out her tongue and said embarrassedly.

"Meng'er, why did you choose such a stupid woman as your best friend? Send her away immediately!"

"What is a bestie?"

Lou Xiao'e didn't take it seriously, she was just curious about what her best friend meant.

"Lin Fan said this is what a close friend meant!"

Fang Meng explained it to Lou Xiaoe.

"I see, that's quite fitting. I underestimated you, Lin Fan!"

"Come on, Meng'er, come in and help me. Don't just sit there and wait for a meal like someone else!"

Lin Fan called out Fang Meng, and Lou Xiao'e felt a little embarrassed.

Chapter 270 The sleepless fool

"Let me help too!"

Embarrassed Lou Xiao'e followed Fang Meng into the kitchen to help.

After dinner was ready, Lin Fan and the other two sat together and started eating.

"Lin Fan, I often come here to eat for free. Do you hate me?"

After dinner, Lou Xiao'e looked at Lin Fan who was cleaning up the dishes and suddenly asked.

"No, just eat for free. Don't you often bring food to my house? And Meng'er treats you as her best friend. You are always welcome in our home!"

Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said to Lou Xiao'e who was looking at him pitifully.

"Yes, we are good friends. What's wrong with you coming to dinner? Brother Lin Fan and I won't mind!"

Fang Meng also comforted Lou Xiao'e, and only then did Lou Xiao'e smile with relief.

"Then I won't bother you anymore. I'm leaving now. Xiao Meng, remember to wear that bellyband!"

After saying that, Lou Xiaoe left happily.

"Brother Lin Fan, I'll wash the dishes, you can rest!"

Fang Meng took the dishes from Lin Fan and went to the kitchen.

Lin Fan smiled with satisfaction. His little wife was so considerate.

Lin Fan was happy at this time because he married a good wife, while Sha Zhu was sad because he couldn't find a wife.

Especially when he heard the noise coming from He Daqing next door, Sha Zhu bit the pillow in his mouth. The pillowcase was torn by him, and even the cotton inside was exposed.

Sha Zhu also wants a wife, wants to have sex, but listening to his father's noise next door, he has to stay alone in an empty bed. This is more painful than killing him.

But He Daqing, this useless guy, was still in good shape and he persisted for half an hour, and Sha Zhu also endured for half an hour.

At this moment, Sha Zhu felt that his bottom line had been lowered infinitely. Now he only wanted one woman. It didn't matter where she was from, how old she was, or even whether she was pretty or not.

Alas, if he doesn’t find a wife soon, Sha Zhu suspects he will be tortured to death.

……

Early the next morning, Lin Fan was washing up in the yard when he found Sha Zhu walking out of the house with dark circles under his eyes.

"Silly Zhu, didn't your dad get married yesterday? Why do you have big dark circles under your eyes?"

Lin Fan couldn't help but laugh at Sha Zhu.

"..."

Shazhu was too tired to complain anymore, he didn't want to say anything more now.

"What's up, Silly Zhu? Are you planning to get married? Hahaha!"

"Zhuzi, if you want to get a wife, you have to hurry up. After all, your father already has a wife!"

Qin Huairu came over at some point and started urging Sha Zhu on.

"Sister Qin, this matter can't be rushed. It's not that I don't want to rush, but there is really no suitable one!"

Silly Zhu said helplessly, did he not want to find it? It is indeed difficult to find him. Now that Xu Damao is slandering him for liking men, it is even harder to find him as the rumors spread.

"How about I ask my cousin Qin Jingru to come over and have a blind date with you?"

Qin Huairu asked tentatively.

"Is your cousin pretty?"

Sha Zhu's eyes lit up, this was actually a good thing.

"Looks good, and she's just 18 years old!"

"That's great. You ask her to come over on Sunday and I'll meet her!"

Sha Zhu agreed immediately. Who wouldn’t want a young and beautiful girl?

"Qin Huairu, you are pushing your cousin into the fire pit!"

Lin Fan couldn't help but remind Qin Huairu when he heard this.

"No way, Zhuzi is in good condition. Although he is a bit old, he is still honest and reliable."

Qin Huairu looked at Lin Fan in confusion, wondering why he said that.

"That's right, Lin Fan, don't think that just because I can't beat you, you can make up rumors. How come Sister Qin is pushing her cousin into a fire pit by introducing her to me?"

Sha Zhu was also very unconvinced. He felt that his conditions were not as good as Lin Fan's, but they were also considered to be at an average level.

Although his reputation is a bit bad now, people who know the truth know that he was wronged. Why couldn't Qin Huairu introduce her cousin to him?

"Let me ask you, did you have any sequelae after being bitten by a mouse last time? Why did your dad suddenly get married? Is it because you are extinct, so your dad is planning to have another son to continue the family line?"

Lin Fan asked, staring at Si Zhu with burning eyes.

"You, how do you know? No, there is no such thing at all!"

Sha Zhu didn't expect Lin Fan's guess to be so accurate. He lost his mind for a moment and admitted it directly. But when he wanted to make amends, it was too late.

Lin Fan and Qin Huairu looked at Sha Zhu in surprise. After all, this was just Lin Fan's guess, but Sha Zhu's behavior now was simply a confession.

"Zhu Zi, is your vagina really bitten? That won't do. I can't let my sister marry a eunuch!"

Qin Huairu looked at Sha Zhu apologetically. She couldn't introduce her cousin to a eunuch. Wouldn't that mean she would be a widow?

"Sister Qin, I'm not a eunuch, I just can't have children!"

Sha Zhu hurriedly explained that the title of eunuch could not be given to him.

"That's it. Then I'll bring Jingru here and let her decide whether she wants to be with you or not. Do you think this is okay?"

Qin Huairu thought about it and decided to give Sha Zhu a chance. Of course, she would tell Qin Jingru about Sha Zhu's infertility and let her make her own choice.

"Okay, thank you so much, Sister Qin, but can you keep my infertility a secret for me? It's too embarrassing, and if Xu Damao finds out, he'll definitely laugh at me to death. By then, maybe the whole city will know that I'm infertile!"

Sha Zhu looked at Lin Fan and Qin Huairu pleadingly.

"I will definitely tell my cousin about this, but I promise I won't tell anyone else about it, and I'll also ask her not to say anything. As for Lin Fan..."

Qin Huairu agreed, but she couldn't control Lin Fan.

"Call me grandpa and I'll keep your secret!"

Lin Fan said with interest to Silly Zhu who looked at him pitifully.