Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

"I don't want this. I'm afraid that when I wake up in the middle of the night and see her face, I will be scared to death!" Sha Zhu shook his head repeatedly.

"But Shi Liu can remove her makeup. I think you should learn more about her. She's just a little overconfident and speaks a little weirdly. It's not a big problem!" The matchmaker tried to persuade Sha Zhu.

Hong Shiliu is the most troubled one among her subordinates. She is not ugly and has a cheerful personality, but because she likes to wear heavy makeup and speaks weirdly, no one likes her.

Sha Zhu is in his thirties but looks like he's in his forties. He has a bad temper and is a difficult person to deal with. So she wants to pair them up. Wouldn't that solve the problem of two people at once?

Unexpectedly, before the conversation even started, Sha Zhu expressed his disdain for pomegranates.

"No, I can't accept this kind of makeup. Change her. I feel like she and I are not from the same world!"

"Humph, if you ignore me today, you will be out of my league tomorrow. Matchmaker, please leave. He doesn't like me, but I don't like him either!"

Sister Pomegranate turned around and walked out angrily.

"Sister Pomegranate?"

Lin Fan opened the kitchen window and was about to cook when he suddenly saw Sister Pomegranate walking out of Sha Zhu's house and couldn't help but exclaim.

"Oh, your calling me sister makes me so happy. Comrade, do you have a partner? If not, do you mind dating me? If yes, do you mind dumping her and dating me?" Shi Liu cast a coquettish look at Lin Fan.

"Um, I'm married. Thank you, Sister Pomegranate, for your kindness!"

"You are still good at talking, unlike that Shazhu, who can make people angry with his words. It's a pity that you are married. In that case, I won't bother you anymore. Goodbye!" After saying that, Sister Pomegranate left the courtyard in a hurry.

Chapter 243: Shazhu's Blind Date 2

Lin Fan was stunned for a moment. What was going on? How could there be someone in the world who looked so similar to Sister Pomegranate?

It's a pity that Sister Pomegranate is approaching middle age. If she was in her teens or twenties, she would have been a beauty.

After Sister Pomegranate left, the matchmaker felt embarrassed to stay any longer, so she shook her head and sighed and left.

"Shazhu, look at you, what are you doing?" He Daqing said angrily.

"Dad, I don't like this type, I'll just say it straight!" Sha Zhu said helplessly.

"Which one do you like?" He Daqing asked with a dark face.

"I like the gentle, considerate and understanding type of Sister Qin. The girl just now was impetuous, bold and straightforward. I don't know whether being with her is marrying her or being a brother!"

"I think that girl is pretty good. She looks good without makeup. She is confident and generous, and has a good personality. How dare you criticize her? Look at yourself. Apart from a stable job, what else do you have? You are still nothing!"

"Originally, Yu Shui said that I told her not to undermine your confidence, but you are pushing it even further. How can you be so confident when you have nothing? Look at your old face, which is similar to your father and me. Think about your personality, you are irritable and talkative. Tell me what kind of person you want. Should I pull Chang'e down to be your wife? Tell me loudly, are you worthy of her?"

He Daqing asked Sha Zhu a soul-searching question in a serious tone.

"I don't deserve it? Dad, you're going too far. Although I look a little old, I'm healthy, kind and enthusiastic, straightforward, and a good cook. These are all my strengths. How can you say I'm worthless?"

Sha Zhu was obviously dissatisfied and started to challenge He Daqing.

"Yushui, let me ask you, given your brother's conditions, if you were to go on a blind date, would you agree?"

He Daqing did not answer Sha Zhu's words, but turned his head to He Yushui and asked.

"That's definitely not possible. With regard to my brother's looks, 60 to 70 percent of the women will eliminate him. As for the remaining 30 to 40 percent, once they hear that he has a bad temper and is a big talker, another 10 to 20 percent will be eliminated. As for the last 10 to 20 percent, my brother still doesn't like them. This matter is at a dead end!"

He Yushui looked at his silly brother carefully, then shook his head and began to analyze.

"So no one wants me anymore, then why do I still go on blind dates? It's a waste of time!" Sha Zhu said dejectedly.

"There's still a little bit left. Don't you know what you look like? Why do you have such high expectations of others? If you lower your expectations, things will be done soon!"

He Daqing, on the other hand, holds a positive and optimistic attitude.

"No, this is someone I'm going to spend my whole life with. I don't want to just settle for someone I don't like!"

Sha Zhu is very stubborn. If you ask him to lower his requirements, he might as well not look for one at all.

"Then there is only one way. Introduce a widow to my brother. The main consideration for a widow is financial conditions. My brother has a house and a job, so his conditions are pretty good!" He Yushui suggested.

"How come my conditions have fallen to the point where I can only marry a widow?" Sha Zhu looked at He Yushui in disbelief.

"Forget it, you can't even lick the widow anymore. You've been licking the widow Qin next door for years, always caring for her and giving her food and drink, but in the end, even though you want to marry her, she doesn't want to marry you!"

"Shazhu, please be more careful!" He Daqing looked at Shazhu with a headache.

"What you said has made me lose all my confidence. Am I really that bad?"

Sha Zhu felt a little dejected after hearing this. This was really too discouraging. Sha Zhu felt wronged and wanted to cry!

……

"Brother Lin Fan, what did you call Sister Pomegranate just now?" Fang Meng was asking Lin Fan at this time.

"I made a mistake. I thought I saw someone I knew!" Lin Fan explained.

"Where did you meet Sister Pomegranate? How come I don't know about her?"

"That was my neighbor next door in the country. Of course you don't know him!"

Lin Fan didn't expect that the girl would dig deeper into the matter, so he had to lie.

"Okay, let's eat quickly!"

Seeing that Fang Meng wanted to ask more questions, Lin Fan quickly interrupted her, saying that if she continued asking, she would be exposed.

"Ding ding ding, I'm here to eat, do you welcome me?"

Lou Xiao'e came to eat for free again, but at least she had a conscience and bought some vegetables, otherwise it would be strange if Lin Fan didn't get angry with her for eating and drinking for free.

"Welcome, welcome. Come and sit down. Brother Lin Fan made my favorite sweet and sour pork ribs today. Come and try it!"

Fang Meng warmly welcomed Lou Xiao'e. She really regarded Lou Xiao'e as a good sister.

"I like it too, thank you Xiaomeng!" Lou Xiao'e came up to Fang Meng and kissed her on the cheek.

"Don't take advantage of my wife!" Lin Fan warned her.

"You've seen everything about me. What's wrong with taking advantage of your wife? Don't be so stingy!" Lou Xiao'e rolled her eyes at Lin Fan in dissatisfaction.

"It was an accident, and I didn't see it!"

"Alright, I don't care about it anymore. Why are you still hiding it? Are you shy? Hahaha!"

Lou Xiao'e burst into laughter. Seeing her laughing so happily, Lin Fan secretly took out some popping candy and poured a handful into his hand.

Then he covered Lou Xiao'e's laughing mouth with his hand in a lightning-fast manner.

Lou Xiao'e was stunned at first, then blushed, but when the popping candy exploded in her mouth, she struggled desperately, but was held down by Lin Fan and could not move. She could only be forced to enjoy the feeling of something exploding in her mouth.

After a while, Lin Fan let go of the popping candy when he felt it had been completely digested.

"Lin Fan, are you going to die? Did you throw firecrackers into my mouth?"

Lou Xiao'e quickly touched her mouth and started to complain.

"No, it's sugar!"

"You're kidding, there's no way candy will explode!" Lou Xiao'e didn't believe it at all.

"I don't believe it either, but it shouldn't be a firecracker. Your mouth isn't injured!"

Fang Meng looked at Lou Xiao'e's mouth with some curiosity and found that she was fine.

"It's this candy, take a look!" Lin Fan poured a little more into his palm for them to see.

"It's so magical, this candy will explode in your mouth!" Fang Meng took one curiously and tasted it. Her eyes lit up and she was extremely happy.

"Let me try it!"

Lou Xiao'e also tasted it and found that it was indeed like this. Then she snatched the bag from Lin Fan's hand and said with a smile: "This is your apology to me!"

Fang Meng didn't say anything, but just looked at Lin Fan eagerly, it was obvious that she wanted it too.

Lin Fan took out another bag and put it in her hand, and Fang Meng smiled instantly.

"Let's eat first. If you eat too much sugar, the food will taste tasteless!"

The two girls nodded, but couldn't help but look at the packaging bag of popping candy while eating.

Unfortunately, the things provided by the system never have production dates, material ratio lists, etc., so they can't figure out what they are.

Chapter 244 Assessment of Jia Zhangshi

After the meal, Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e couldn't wait to taste the popping candy.

"Lin Fan, where does this magical candy come from? What is it used for? Why have I never seen it before?"

Lou Xiao'e asked curiously as she felt the candy exploding in her mouth.

"It's just for coaxing children, what else can it be used for? Any other uses would be beyond the scope of the scope. How can I tell you?" Lin Fan said mysteriously.

"Tsk, forget it. I'm leaving now. Thanks for the treat!"

Lou Xiao'e also became sensible. She left without waiting for Lin Fan to chase her away, while Fang Meng went to wash the dishes.

"Meng'er, let's go to Peach Blossom Land!" After Fang Meng finished washing the dishes, Lin Fan carried her into Peach Blossom Land. Today was another brand new experience.

……

The next day, Fang Meng woke up and bit Lin Fan's arm. She had not expected the use of the popping candy yesterday.

"Haha, let's get up and wash up!" Lin Fan touched her face and ran away quickly.

The two of them went to the yard to wash up together and found that Jia Zhang looked a little dejected today.

"Brother Lin Fan, what's wrong with her?" Fang Meng was a little confused.

"She has been learning from Yi Zhonghai for three days and has been lazy for three days. Today is the day for the workshop director to assess her. If she still knows nothing, then she will have to move steel again!" Lin Fan explained to Fang Meng with a smile.

"So that means she can't pass?" Fang Meng nodded thoughtfully.

"Mrs. Jia Zhang is good at benchwork. Even a sow can climb a tree. Forget it. Let's go back!"

Lin Fan took Fang Meng back. What was there to see Jia Zhang looking so miserable now? It would be fun when she took the test.

"Brother Lin Fan, please sit for a while. I'm going to make breakfast!" Fang Meng said and went to the kitchen to cook porridge.

Lin Fan checked the emotion points he gained yesterday. Thanks to the song sung by Fang Meng yesterday, Lin Fan gained 468250 emotion points, which means he has accumulated about emotion points.

Then Lin Fan checked the five items that were refreshed today.

The first item is an Alienware laptop computer worth ten emotion points. There is no internet these days, so forget it.