Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

"Oh, Brother Lin Fan, the tables and chairs in your house are so beautiful, and there are nice patterns on them!" He Yushui exclaimed.

"What's wrong? What's wrong? Did Lin Fan bully you? Don't be afraid of the rain. I will protect you!"

Sha Zhu heard He Yu Shui's exclamation and rushed over, pulling He Yu Shui behind him.

"Silly Zhu, who allowed you to come in? Get out of here now and don't force me to beat you up so early in the morning!" Lin Fan frowned and said with an unhappy look on his face.

"Brother Lin Fan, please don't hit my stupid brother. My stupid brother is stupid enough. If you hit him again, he will be even more stupid!" He Yushui quickly pleaded for Sha Zhu.

"Yushui, which side are you from? And why do you call him brother? You call Lin Fan brother so affectionately, but you call me silly brother, silly brother. Are you discriminating?"

Sha Zhu first carefully pulled He Yushui out of Lin Fan's house, and then questioned He Yushui at the door.

"You are stupid, so people call you Sha Zhu. I think you are also quite stupid, so I call you Sha Ge. Brother Lin Fan is older than me, so I call him Brother Lin Fan. What's wrong with that?" He Yushui asked Sha Zhu curiously.

"Me, you, him, forget it, I don't want to talk about it anymore, just have fun with your brother Lin Fan!"

Sha Zhu went home angrily, leaving He Yushui confused.

"Brother Lin Fan, what happened to my brother?"

"I guess he's jealous? This idiot is so stupid, he's jealous of everything. I'm really impressed!"

Lin Fan also shook his head helplessly. He always felt that Sha Zhu had become more and more weird since He Daqing came back.

"Never mind him, Brother Lin Fan, where did you get the table and chairs in your house? I want to buy a set too!"

He Yushui had a hundred yuan pocket money given by He Daqing, but she didn't want to use it to buy food or clothes. Instead, she took a fancy to the furniture in Lin Fan's house.

"I made all of this myself. Do you want to lend it to me? If not, I'll go back to sleep!" Lin Fan said casually.

"Borrow it, borrow it, I'll move it right away!"

He Yushui deftly moved all the tables and chairs out of Lin Fan's house.

"Okay, I'm going to sleep. Call me when lunch is ready!"

Lin Fan waved his hand, closed the door, and returned to the space.

"Brother Lin Fan, you are so lazy!"

He Yushui complained in a low voice, then carefully observed the patterns on the tables and chairs in Lin Fan's house.

"Yu Shui, what are you looking at so seriously!" He Daqing suddenly asked behind He Yu Shui.

"Oh my God, I was scared to death, Dad. Why did you walk so silently?" He Yushui couldn't help but complain.

"I always walk like this. How can you blame me when you are concentrating so much?" He Daqing felt innocent.

"I'm studying these tables and chairs. Do you think they look good, Dad?"

He Yushui showed He Daqing the patterns on the tables and chairs.

"Yes, whose family is it? When you get married, Dad will buy you a set!" He Daqing nodded and said with a smile.

"The tables and chairs belong to Brother Lin Fan. It's too early to wait until I get married!"

When talking about her marriage, He Yushui was a little shy. She had never thought about it before.

"It's getting late. Do you still want to be like your brother and wait until you're in your thirties to get married? Then you'll become an old maid!" He Daqing teased He Yushui.

"No, I just said that I haven't thought about it yet!" He Yushui quickly retorted.

"Okay, let's go and borrow tables and chairs. We're still a long way from there. These guys are taking advantage of me without taking the initiative. I must make them spit out everything they ate from me!" He Daqing said in a low voice.

"Okay, let my brother go too. I'll be busy for a long time alone!"

"This idiot Zhu only knows how to be lazy. I'm going to call him now!"

He Daqing ran angrily to find Sha Zhu, while He Yushui continued to borrow tables and chairs.

"What's up, Dad? Why are you hitting me again?"

Sha Zhu found out that his sister had betrayed him and joined the enemy camp. He was sulking at home when He Daqing slapped him in the face.

"Your sister is busy borrowing tables and chairs, why are you waiting at home?"

"I have to go buy some groceries!" Sha Zhu said in a muffled voice, which was right.

"I'm the one buying the groceries, it's not your turn. Go and help!" He Daqing said unhappily.

Chapter 234 He Family Banquet 2

Sha Zhu had no choice but to run out to help in a dejected manner, while He Daqing leisurely went out of the yard to buy vegetables.

"Brother Lin Fan, who is it? Disturbing my sweet sleep so early in the morning!" Feeling that Lin Fan had returned, Fang Meng threw herself into Lin Fan's arms and asked with sleepy eyes.

"He Yushui, I'm borrowing the tables and chairs. Aren't they going to have a banquet at noon?"

"Why doesn't she borrow from other families instead of ours? The third uncle didn't ask us to borrow when he held a wedding banquet before!" Fang Meng asked curiously.

"How should I know? Because we are close to each other. Is Xiao Meng'er jealous?" Lin Fan asked, lifting Fang Meng's chin.

"Not really, I'm just curious!" Fang Meng did not admit it.

"In that case, let's do some morning exercises. Morning exercises are good for your health!"

"Is there such a saying? Forget it. It feels weird. I feel like I forgot something."

"Come on!" Lin Fan rushed forward directly.

At this time in the bedroom of Lin Fan's house, GunGun and Xiaotian Dog were extremely hungry. One had no bamboo to eat, and the other had no dog food to eat. They looked pitiful because they had been forgotten by their unscrupulous owner.

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At noon, He Yushui knocked on Lin Fan's door again. Lin Fan walked out refreshed, while Fang Meng was in the room feeding Gun Gun and Roaring Sky Dog.

"Brother Lin Fan, where is your wife?" He Yushui asked curiously.

"She's feeding the dog. She'll be out soon. Let's take a seat first!"

Lin Fan replied casually, then took He Yushui to sit down. Soon Fang Meng also came out and sat next to Lin Fan.

"You need to be called to eat. You have no sense of self-discipline at all!" Sha Zhu muttered.

Upon hearing this, Lin Fan glanced at him indifferently, and he was so scared that he dared not speak. Xu Damao on the side almost laughed to death. This Sha Zhu just bullies the weak and fears the strong.

Lin Fan glanced around and found that except for Yi Zhonghai's family, everyone else in the compound had come with their families.

Regardless of whether He Daqing invited Yi Zhonghai or not, Yi Zhonghai would probably not be able to come.

If Yi Zhonghai doesn't come, then Auntie won't come either.

As for Jia Zhang, she was thick-skinned and had forgotten about what she had said to He Daqing before. She waited for the meal to start in broad daylight.

"Everyone, please be quiet. My name is He Daqing. New neighbors may not know me, but old neighbors should all know me. I am the father of Sha Zhu and He Yushui. I have been away from home for more than ten years, but now that I am back, I will not leave again. We are all neighbors in the future. I will treat everyone to a banquet today, just as if we are getting to know each other again. Without further ado, let's start the feast!"

He Daqing said a few brief words and then announced the official start of the banquet.

Upon hearing this, everyone in the hospital started to pick up their chopsticks, scrambling for the food, fearing that if they were too slow to eat, it would be gone.

Among them, Jia Zhang was the most exaggerated. Lin Fan doubted that she could feed a pig with three mouths.

"Eat, Brother Lin Fan. If you don't eat more, others will snatch it all away!" He Yushui picked up a piece of meat with chopsticks and gave it to Lin Fan.

"Yes, Brother Lin Fan, you need to eat more to have strength!" Fang Meng, not wanting to be outdone, also picked up a piece of meat with his chopsticks.

"I think so too!"

Lou Xiao'e didn't know what was wrong with her and she picked up another piece of meat for Lin Fan with her chopsticks.

Then everyone's eyes were cast on Lin Fan's face.

Lin Fan remained calm and continued to eat. You guys watch yourselves. If I feel even a little guilty, I lose!

Seeing that Lin Fan looked normal, everyone stopped gossiping and started eating quickly, otherwise they would let Lin Fan finish the meal alone.

"Silly Zhu, how come you guys are all eating? Are we late?"

Liu Lan brought Fatty Ma Hua into the courtyard and found that everyone was already eating heartily. They were a little confused.

"Oh no, I forgot to inform Liu Lan and the others!" Sha Zhu was also dumbfounded.

"Come here, I have something to tell you!" Sha Zhu pulled Liu Lan and the other two aside.

"What's going on? Didn't we say we could come to the family recognition banquet? Why did it start before we even got here? Does Master Yi not welcome us?" Liu Lan asked in a low voice.

"Things have changed. I forgot to inform you. My biological father He Daqing is back, so the recognition banquet can't be held. This is because I want to celebrate my father's return, so I'm inviting the neighbors to a banquet. You can come, but don't talk about a recognition banquet!" Sha Zhu explained in a low voice.

"So that's how it is. Now we know!" Liu Lan and the other two suddenly realized.

"But Master, didn't you reserve a seat for us? It's full!" the fat man suddenly said.

"There are still seats at Lin Fan's table, you guys can go over and squeeze in!" Sha Zhu suggested with a turn of his eyes.

"is this okay?"

Liu Lan and the other two were a little hesitant. Lin Fan's table could only accommodate two people at most, so the three of them couldn't squeeze in after hearing that.

"Hello, this is your colleague Zhuzi, right? Zhuzi, the Jia family hasn't borrowed their tables and chairs, go ask them to borrow some. There are enough dishes anyway, so let your colleague open another table!" He Daqing came over and instructed.

"Okay, I'll go borrow it!" Sha Zhu had no choice but to go to Jia Zhang.

"What? You want my family to lend tables and chairs to that Liu Lan? Are you dreaming? She beat me before, did you know that? She beat me so badly that my face was swollen and black. I won't lend them to you!"

Jia Zhang, who was eating with her head buried, heard Sha Zhu wanting to borrow her table and chairs. She raised her head and saw Liu Lan, and then refused to lend it. Jia Zhang was a person who held grudges.

"I'll get it for you!"

Qin Huairu nodded in agreement. Jia Zhangshi just didn't know how to behave. They were employees of the cafeteria. If you offended them, do you still want to have enough food to eat in the future?

"You are not allowed to take it. Why should I borrow it?"

Jia Zhang still wanted to stop Qin Huairu, but Qin Huairu ignored her and went straight home to move tables and chairs.

"thank you!"

When Qin Huairu brought the tables and chairs over, Liu Lan whispered thank you.

"Why are you so polite!"

Qin Huairu answered with a smile, only Jia Zhang had a sour face, as if someone owed her money.

Lin Fan shook his head. Jia Zhangshi was limited in her vision and had no foresight. If it weren't for Qin Huairu supporting the Jia family, the family would have been finished long ago.

Although Jia Zhang had a sour face, it did not affect her eating speed at all. She could eat the food for two or three people at a time.