Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

Sha Zhu took a deep breath, and even though he was extremely reluctant, he still apologized to Lou Xiao'e.

"There's more!" Lin Fan continued to pressure Sha Zhu.

"You are a fool, you are a fool, you are a fool!"

Sha Zhu shouted three times quickly, then looked at Lin Fan smugly, "You asked me to shout, so you can't blame me!"

Hearing this, everyone looked at Sha Zhu with some confusion. Was Sha Zhu crazy? He dared to provoke Lin Fan. Even a fool knew what Lin Fan meant by asking him to shout "you are a fool" three times.

Sha Zhu pretends to be ignorant even though he knows the truth. Isn't this just to provoke Lin Fan?

As expected, Lin Fan strode into Xu Damao's house without saying a word, grabbed the panicked Sha Zhu by the collar, making it impossible for him to escape.

"Lin Fan, what do you want to do? I have said everything you asked me to say. You can't hit me!" Sha Zhu struggled desperately.

"Lin Fan, let go of the pillar immediately, or I will call the police!"

Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai became anxious and immediately threatened Lin Fan.

"Go and call him. If you don't, you're my grandson!" Lin Fan replied casually, almost choking Yi Zhonghai to death.

This sentence put Yi Zhonghai in a dilemma. He didn't know whether to go or not, so his face turned blue and red, looking extremely ugly.

Lin Fan ignored him and carried Sha Zhu to the big water tank in the yard, held his head and stuffed it in.

"Gulu gulu..."

Sha Zhu drank a few big gulps of water without realizing it. When he came to his senses, he quickly closed his mouth and held his breath.

Then he couldn't hold it in for more than a minute and started gurgling again.

With water entering his nose and mouth and him unable to breathe fresh air, Sha Zhu struggled desperately using his hands and feet.

Lin Fan held him down for another ten seconds before pulling him out. Sha Zhu immediately began to breathe heavily.

However, before he could breathe for half a minute, Lin Fan pushed him in again.

This time, Sha Zhu couldn't hold out for more than a minute and started dancing around.

Lin Fan pulled him out after a while, let him breathe some fresh air, and was just about to push him back in.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, I give in, I give in..."

"Gulu gulu..."

Before Sha Zhu could finish his words, he was pushed back by Lin Fan. Everyone present couldn't help but feel sympathy for Sha Zhu, but they didn't dare to speak for him.

Lin Fan is not someone you can easily mess with. He doesn't care whether you are Yi Zhonghai or Jia Zhangshi, He Yuzhu or Xu Damao. He will beat you whenever he wants, without any restraint.

This time, Sha Zhu choked on the water and began to struggle before he could even hold on for half a minute. However, Lin Fan held him down for another half a minute before catching him.

After Sha Zhu got up, he didn't move. Everyone was shocked. Could it be that Sha Zhu was drowned by Lin Fan?

"Lin Fan, you actually dared to kill Zhuzi, just wait for me! I will call the police to arrest you!"

Yi Zhonghai was both angry and happy. He was angry because his retired general Sha Zhu was drowned, but he was happy because if he killed Sha Zhu, Lin Fan would not be able to escape, and he could finally avenge himself.

Yi Zhonghai's hands were not working properly, but his legs ran very fast. He disappeared in the blink of an eye. It was obvious that he had gone to call the police.

Other people in the yard couldn't help but take a few steps back, away from the murderer Lin Fan. Only Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e not only did not retreat, but walked to Lin Fan's side to make their position clear.

Qin Huairu took a few steps forward, but found that Lou Xiaoe and Fang Meng had passed by, so she had to stop.

The courtyard is now clearly divided. Lin Fan is standing in the middle, carrying the motionless Sha Zhu. Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e are standing beside him. Qin Huairu is standing alone not far away. At the farthest point is a group of spectators.

Lin Fan, Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e looked at Qin Huairu in surprise.

Lin Fan curled his lips and didn't say much, then punched Sha Zhu in the stomach.

"Ouch!"

Sha Zhu was woken up by a punch and cried out in pain. He just fainted due to excessive excitement. Lin Fan saw it at a glance, so he was not panicked at all.

"What the hell, isn't Shazhu dead? Was he pretending to be dead just now? This is ridiculous!"

When the onlookers saw that Sha Zhu was not dead, they relaxed and came closer.

Lin Fan didn't look at these fence-sitters and had nothing to say about them.

"Yi Zhonghai went to call the police. I think you should know what to say, otherwise you can just wait to die!" Lin Fan said to Sha Zhu with a sneer.

Sha Zhu nodded repeatedly. He almost thought he was going to die just now. The feeling of being on the verge of death was so uncomfortable that his brain could not bear the pressure of despair and stopped working, which caused him to faint.

Lin Fan released the hand that he was holding on Sha Zhu. Sha Zhu took a long time to get up, still feeling a little scared.

"Police comrade, this is it. He is Lin Fan. He is the one who killed ..."

After ten minutes or so, Yi Zhonghai excitedly led the police into the yard, but when he saw Sha Zhu standing next to Lin Fan, he was dumbfounded and couldn't say a word.

"Who did you kill?" Lin Fan asked with a smile.

"Yes, didn't you say he killed someone? Who did he kill?" the police asked.

"Ahem, it's me. I'm just a big shot who cares about me, so there's a misunderstanding!"

Sha Zhu looked at Yi Zhonghai's dead fish face and could only bite the bullet and speak.

"Nonsense! You dare to call the police before you figure out the situation? Aren't you playing a joke on us?" the policeman said angrily.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just too concerned!"

Yi Zhonghai apologized repeatedly, saying that he was really unlucky because he had made such a mistake because of Sha Zhu.

Chapter 206: Silly Zhu Begs for Mercy

"Forget it, we won't bother with you this time. But since we are here, we still want to ask you what you are doing and how this misunderstanding happened!" said the policeman seriously.

"Comrade police officer, we were competing in holding our breath in the water. I held my breath for too long, which led to the misunderstanding of that old man!" Sha Zhu quickly explained.

"Zhuzi, you..."

Yi Zhonghai couldn't understand. Even if Sha Zhu was fine, he could tell the police that he was beaten and ask Lin Fan to pay compensation or detain him.

Unfortunately, he didn't know that Sha Zhu had just experienced the despair of death and didn't dare to provoke Lin Fan again.

He was fine, so what would happen even if he told the police? At most, Lin Fan would have to apologize or pay some money, but what was the point?

It would also bring Lin Fan's hatred, which would not be worth it. If the police left, Lin Fan would beat himself to death!

Looking at Sha Zhu's pleading eyes, Yi Zhonghai sighed, closed his mouth and stopped talking.

The police felt that the atmosphere was a bit weird, but since the person involved had said so and so many onlookers present didn't say anything, they decided to just let it go.

After the police left, Lin Fan looked at Yi Zhonghai with a playful look.

"Zhu Zi, what's the matter? Weren't you quiet just now? I was so worried!" Yi Zhonghai hurriedly walked up to Sha Zhu and asked.

"I just fainted. This is all a misunderstanding!" Sha Zhu smiled awkwardly.

"Silly Zhu, do you want to shout or should I let you drink some water?"

Lin Fan interrupted the greetings of the godparents, even though they had not yet officially acknowledged each other as godparents.

"No, no, no, I don't want to drink anymore. I'm full! I'm a fool, I'm a fool, I'm a fool!"

Sha Zhu waved his hands repeatedly and admitted his mistake decisively.

"You'd better be sensible. Be polite to my wife next time you meet her. If you dare to threaten her again, I will knock out all your teeth!" Lin Fan warned Sha Zhu seriously.

All the young wives present had stars in their eyes. Lin Fan's domineering and protective attitude towards his wife was so heart-warming. At the same time, they were so envious of Fang Meng. Who wouldn't want to have a husband like that?

"I won't dare to do that anymore. I will definitely avoid her when I see her next time!"

Sha Zhu shook his head repeatedly, thinking, you must be joking, he couldn’t bear it if it happened again.

"How is it, Meng'er, Lou Xiao'e, are you satisfied? Do you want me to beat him up again?" Lin Fan turned around and asked the two women.

"That's enough, that's it!" The two women shook their heads and said.

If the fight continued, they were really afraid that Lin Fan would beat Sha Zhu to death.

"Okay, since that's the case, let's forgive him this time!" Lin Fan nodded.

"Everyone wait a moment. While everyone is here, I want to announce something. That is, Sha Zhu and I have become godparents. From now on, he will be my godson. We are going to hold a family celebration this weekend. Everyone, come and show us your presence!"

The matter was resolved and the people in the yard dispersed. Yi Zhonghai quickly called everyone over and announced that Sha Zhu and he had become godparents.

Everyone in the courtyard was shocked. Could it be that the relationship between these two quiet families was so close?

Now that they have become relatives, it's no wonder that Yi Zhonghai cares so much about Sha Zhu. His wish of finding someone to take care of him in his old age has finally been fulfilled.

Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui had strange expressions on their faces. They had long guessed Yi Zhonghai's thoughts about Sha Zhu, but they didn't expect that this day would come so soon.

Although the people in the courtyard were very surprised, this matter actually had nothing to do with them, and there was also a family reunion banquet to be attended, so they all casually said a few words of congratulations, which made Yi Zhonghai smile with joy.

"Sha Zhu recognizes Yi Zhonghai as his godfather?" Xu Damao's face changed. This is a good thing for Sha Zhu, but not for him.

There are two benefits for Sha Zhu to recognize Yi Zhonghai as his godfather. First, he can inherit Yi Zhonghai's property in the future. Second, their two families will be as close as one family, and Sha Zhu's power will also increase greatly!

The increase in the enemy's power means the weakening of your own power.

Xu Damao frowned and wondered what he should do to stop them from recognizing each other as godparents.

Lin Fan was also thoughtful. He wondered if if he told others about Yi Zhonghai secretly intercepting He Daqing's money, would the relationship between Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai be broken?

Forget it. It has nothing to do with me anyway. I’m too lazy to care about them.

Lin Fan turned around and went home, and Fang Meng followed behind holding Lou Xiaoe's hand.

The others exchanged a few polite words with Yi Zhonghai and then left.

Only Jia Zhang ran to Yi Zhonghai's side. When Yi Zhonghai saw her, his face turned dark.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, what do you want to do now?" Yi Zhonghai asked coldly.

"Uncle, I need your help!"

Jia Zhang didn't care about Yi Zhonghai's bad attitude at all. She was thick-skinned enough anyway, so it didn't matter if he showed her a bad attitude, as long as her goal was achieved.

"Ask me for help? Have you forgotten that you took off my pants a few days ago and embarrassed me? Why should I help you?"

Although he didn't know what Jia Zhang wanted him to do, Yi Zhonghai instinctively wanted to refuse.

"Uncle, this is just a piece of cake for you. Look at you, you have become a godparent to Sha Zhu, so you will have someone to look after you in your old age. You shouldn't refuse me on such a happy day!" Jia Zhang said shamelessly.

"What's the matter? Tell me and I'll see if I can do it!"