Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

"Humph, I won't bother with you today, but you'll have to wait for me next time!"

Sha Zhu couldn't stand the smell on his body anymore, so he decided to go home and take a shower.

"Wait, you want to leave after you hit me? Dream on! If you don't apologize to me today, you can't leave!" Alcohol makes the coward braver, and Xu Damao is particularly tough today.

"Xu Damao, you've grown so powerful that you dare to challenge me! You're dreaming of asking me to apologize. You're not convinced? Come on, come on, hit me!"

Sha Zhu laughed in anger, looked around, then found a brick in the corner and handed it to Xu Damao.

"Come on, come on, you're not convinced, are you? Hit me on the forehead if you can!"

Sha Zhu put his head in front of Xu Damao and asked Xu Damao to hit him with a brick.

"Zhu Zi, he's drunk. Don't bother with him. Let's just ignore him!" An auntie hurriedly tried to persuade Sha Zhu that this was no joke.

"It's okay. Xu Damao is such a coward. Even if I give him another courage he wouldn't dare to take a photo!" Sha Zhu smiled indifferently.

"Shoot or not? If not, I'll leave. As for asking me to apologize, forget it!"

Sha Zhu asked the question one last time, but Xu Damao was still staring blankly at the brick in his hand.

Sha Zhu snorted and turned away.

"My grass!"

Xu Damao got furious and hit Sha Zhu with a brick, which directly cut his head.

A lot of blood instantly flowed from the back of Shazhu's head, and he finally said, "Fuck, you really took this photo, are you a tiger?"

Then Sha Zhu fell down, and Yi Zhonghai and the aunt were at a loss for a moment.

This is the godparent I just recognized today, why does he look like he’s about to die?

"Ah, someone's been beaten to death!"

The other people in the courtyard immediately screamed in panic.

Lin Fan looked at Xu Damao with a new respect. Although Xu Damao had lost his testicles, he had regained his masculinity.

Then, looking at the people running around in the yard, Lin Fan felt helpless, and then he went up to check on Sha Zhu's condition.

"He's not dead yet, send him to the hospital immediately!" Lin Fan said to the bewildered Yi Zhonghai and his wife.

"Yes, yes, send him to the hospital!"

An old lady reacted quickly and carried Sha Zhu on her back. Yi Zhonghai wanted to help, but his arms were broken and he was powerless. Fortunately, Xu Damao reacted quickly, dropped the brick, and helped the old lady take Sha Zhu to the hospital.

"What the hell is this!" Lou Xiao'e couldn't help but complain while hugging Fang Meng.

"Don't hug my wife, she's mine!" After saying that, Lin Fan took Fang Meng home.

"Oh, what do you mean? What can a woman like me do to Xiao Meng?" Lou Xiao'e followed the two men to Lin Fan's house.

"That's not necessarily true. Maybe you are targeting my Meng'er. After all, some women will eat anything when they are hungry!" Lin Fan joked.

"You're talking nonsense. I'm still a virgin. Who do you think I am?" Lou Xiao'e said angrily.

"Are you still a virgin? I don't believe it!" Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, then said suspiciously.

When Xu Damao married Lou Xiao'e, he was not yet a eunuch. It was only two or three days after the marriage that he was caught and forced to become a eunuch.

Could it be that Lou Xiao'e and Xu Damao chatted the entire night on their wedding night?

"Don't believe it? If you don't believe it, just try it!" Lou Xiao'e blurted out without thinking.

"Xiao'e, what do you want Brother Lin Fan to test on you?" Fang Meng looked at Lou Xiao'e in surprise.

"Ahem, it was just a slip of the tongue, believe it or not!"

When Lou Xiao'e came to her senses, she was so embarrassed that she wished she could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

"Okay, I'm going to lend you Brother Lin Fan. Forget about the slip of the tongue. Have you eaten yet? Let's eat together."

Fang Meng smiled slyly and asked casually.

"No, then I won't be polite!" Lou Xiao'e ran to the kitchen, got the dishes and chopsticks and sat on the table.

"When have you ever been polite?" Lin Fan curled his lips and teased her deliberately.

"Tsk, it was Xiao Meng who treated me to dinner, not you, why are you showing off!" Lou Xiao'e couldn't help but retort.

"Oh my god, I have such a bad temper. Do you believe I will beat you up?" Lin Fan joked with her.

Who knew Lou Xiao'e was even more daring, "Just like how I beat Xiao Meng two days ago?"

Fang Meng's face instantly turned red when she heard this, and her ears were about to bleed.

"Xiao'e, you came to my house that day too? Did you hear it too?" Fang Meng asked in a mosquito-like voice.

Looking at the shy Fang Meng, Lou Xiao'e said with a sly smile, "Yes, Yu Li and Yu Haitang also heard it later, right?"

"What? And Yu Li!"

Fang Meng knew that Yu Haitang had heard it because she had already teased her about it, but she didn't expect that Yu Li was also involved!

"Brother Lin Fan, it's all your fault. You insisted on doing that in broad daylight. I'm too embarrassed to see anyone from now on!" Fang Meng couldn't help but complain about Lin Fan.

"Love between men and women is part of human nature. It's normal. There's nothing to be shy about. Now Lou Xiao'e and Yu Li have experienced it, and Yu Haitang will definitely be there soon. It's the same for everyone!" Lin Fan comforted Fang Meng.

"I've already said I didn't do that. On our wedding night, I despised Xu Damao for being such a coward, so I made him sleep on the chair. If not, he probably wouldn't have run off to the countryside to have an affair the next day. So I'm also a little responsible for what happened to Xu Damao."

"Xiao'e, what you said is wrong. What does it have to do with you if he cheats on you? Whether a man can control his lower body depends on whether he is self-aware. Even if you didn't kick him out of bed that day, can he cheat on you in the countryside after he quarrels with you in the future?"

Fang Meng corrected Lou Xiao'e's idea. She felt that Lou Xiao'e had done nothing wrong in the matter of Xu Damao's affair.

Chapter 198 Lou Xiao'e's complicated thoughts

"You're right, all men are the same. There is no cat in the world that doesn't steal fish. You have to keep an eye on Lin Fan. I think the way Qin Huairu looks at him is wrong!"

Lou Xiao'e nodded and reminded Fang Meng.

"Then it's too late for you to remind me. What was supposed to happen had already been planned for. In fact, Qin Huairu did it earlier than me!" Fang Meng said it directly because he was quick to speak.

"What? Lin Fan really did that with Qin Huairu? Aren't you angry?"

Lou Xiao'e almost choked to death on a mouthful of rice. She quickly took a few gulps of water before she was able to swallow the rice.

"That's my cup!"

Lin Fan was speechless. If these two old ladies continued chatting, they would expose all his secrets!

"Hey, a grown man, don't worry about it so much. Fang Meng, go on!"

"What are you talking about? That's all. They had something going on before I met me. Why would I care? But after they got married, Brother Lin Fan had nothing to do with her anymore. Even when Qin Huairu came to ask for advice on locksmithing techniques, it was only after I begged Brother Lin Fan that he agreed!"

Fang Meng said with relief, why bother about the past.

"You are so generous. Not only do you forgive them for what they did in the past, but you also dare to let a wolf into the house!" Lou Xiao'e said speechlessly.

"Oh, that won't happen under my supervision. There is no such thing as letting a wolf into the house!"

"Besides, Brother Lin Fan is so outstanding, and there are so many people who admire him. If I were jealous of them all, I would die of jealousy!" Fang Meng said seriously.

"Why are there so many people who like Lin Fan? I think he's just a bit handsome, and he has a big mouth, and his words are so annoying!"

Lou Xiao'e doesn't deny that Lin Fan is very handsome, but his words are so irritating. Why do so many people still like him?

"There are many. Brother Lin Fan has done a lot of great things in the factory and has been quickly promoted to a level 6 fitter. The female workers in the factory all like him, especially Yu Haitang, who covets my brother Lin Fan every day!"

Fang Meng was quite proud that Brother Lin Fan was liked by so many people, which proved that her vision was correct.

"You are really generous. So many people like Lin Fan, but you are not anxious. Instead, you are happy here?"

Lou Xiao'e looked at Fang Meng speechlessly. If her husband was liked by so many people, she would be worried every day.

"Because they are not as pretty as me, nor as good-looking as me, nor as considerate as me. I am better than them in every way, so what should I worry about?"

Fang Meng is very confident because she is the best in every aspect.

"That's not necessarily true. A wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as a secret lover. Men have always been like this since ancient times. No matter how outstanding you are, you still have to be on guard against vixens outside!"

Lou Xiao'e didn't expect Fang Meng to be so confident, but she still reminded Fang Meng in a kind way.

"Lou Xiao'e, are you here to ruin my career? Why are you always here to instigate my Meng'er?"

"Bah, you big pervert, I have to be on guard against you! When did you start having an affair with Qin Huairu? How come I didn't notice it?" Lou Xiao'e said indignantly.

"What does it have to do with you? Who are you to say this to me? Did you eat too much at my house and your brain got full?" Lin Fan couldn't help but complain.

"Ahem, as Fang Meng's good friend, why can't I ask?"

"Do you want to eat? If not, go sit with the dog!"

Lin Fan rolled his eyes and pointed at the corner where Roaring Sky Dog was and said to Lou Xiaoe.

"Eat, eat, eat!"

Lou Xiao'e didn't dare to say anything more and started eating quickly.

Fang Meng covered her mouth and laughed secretly. She thought it was quite interesting.

After dinner, Lou Xiao'e sat aside and teased Roaring Sky Dog, but Lin Fan started to drive people away.

"Why are you still hanging around after dinner? You're disturbing the world of Meng'er and me. Get out of here!"

"Just go!" Lou Xiao'e ran away angrily.

"Brother Lin Fan, Xiao'e is very pitiful. Why don't you stop bullying her? Apart from our house, she has nowhere else to go and no one to talk to!" Fang Meng looked at Lin Fan pitifully.

"It's okay for me to not bully her. But you tried several postures in the Yellow Emperor's Classic of Internal Medicine once and you refused to do them again. How can this be possible? Can you practice martial arts secrets in a skipped way? You have to proceed step by step without any mistakes or omissions. So do you understand?" Lin Fan said with a wicked smile.

Then the two of them began to practice the world's greatest martial arts, the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic.

Lou Xiao'e returned home and felt a little lost when she saw the cold and empty house.

Thinking back to the bickering with Lin Fan and the heart-to-heart talks with Fang Meng just now, days like this are interesting.

It’s a pity that the good life belongs to others, and all I have is an empty home.

Lou Xiao'e fetched water to wash her face and feet, then went to bed to rest, but she couldn't fall asleep for a long time. She was still thinking about a lot while lying in bed.

"Crench!"

Just when Lou Xiao'e was daydreaming, Xu Damao came back.

"How is it, is Silly Zhu okay?"