"Uh, someone gave it to me."
Jia Zhang was just about to say that she had picked it up, but suddenly realized that it would not sound good to say that she had picked up something, so she changed her words and said that someone else had given it to her.
But everyone present was smart and they could naturally tell that the can was picked up by Jia Zhang.
They all looked at Jia Zhang with strange expressions. She dared to eat things she picked up. Wasn't she afraid of getting poisoned?
"Mom, are you sure you can eat the canned food someone gave you? I've never heard of such a smelly canned food."
When Jia Zhang heard this, she was also stunned. Yes, she had never heard of this kind of canned food.
"That was thrown by Lin Fan. I picked it up and ate it. He must be trying to harm me!"
Jia Zhang yelled angrily, as if Lin Fan had deliberately framed her.
Lin Fan was yelled at by her, "Stop yelling, you fat bitch, you're yelling like a pig being slaughtered."
"Lin Fan, did you use the can to deliberately harm me?" Jia Zhang became even more angry.
"I gave you a can? I just remember that I threw a can away, and you picked it up and ate it?"
"You must have eaten the canned food on purpose to tempt me, and then threw one out to seduce me, so that I would fall into your trap and achieve your goal."
Jia Zhang felt as if she was possessed by Di Renjie at this moment. Her mind was full of ideas and she saw through Lin Fan's purpose at a glance.
"Are you suffering from paranoia? I have nothing better to do than to frame you. Do you think you deserve it?"
Lin Fan pinched his ears, unable to believe Jia Zhang's train of thought.
Lin Fan had to admire this way of thinking.
"Lin Fan, is what Jia Zhang said true? You are too mean, aren't you, using canned food to plot against others?"
Yi Zhonghai interrupted. He had been dissatisfied with Lin Fan for a long time.
"This may be a misunderstanding. Lin Fan just threw a can and my mother-in-law happened to pick it up."
Qin Huairu spoke up to defend Lin Fan.
"Okay, you little bitch, are you having an affair with him? You're still speaking for him."
"Mom, what are you talking about? You picked that thing up yourself. It wasn't given to you by Lin Fan. How could he plot against you?"
Lin Fan sneered at Yi Zhonghai and said, "That's called canned herring. Although I don't like it and threw it away, it is indeed a good can. If you don't know, then don't yell here. I told you to study more, but you insisted on raising pigs."
Everyone understood what Lin Fan had heard. He got a special can of fish, but he couldn't eat it, so he threw it away.
Then it was picked up by Jia Zhang and ate. Everyone first misunderstood that the can was filled with feces, and then misunderstood that the can was bad. It was very embarrassing.
"That's right, grandma, didn't you say it was canned fish? How come you ate it all by yourself, and even drank up the soup, and didn't leave any for me?"
Banggeng understood that the can was a special kind of canned fish, which was not spoiled and could be eaten.
So he quickly grabbed the can, but found that not only the fish meat, but even the fish soup had been drunk by Jia Zhang.
"Well, the more I ate, the better I felt, and before I knew it, I had finished it."
Jia Zhang felt very guilty. She was afraid that Bang Geng would snatch her can of food, so she drank all the soup.
Chapter 19 Canned Food
The farce is over. Lin Fan was right, it’s just that the can was a little strange.
Everyone was not able to watch the show, but was looked down upon by Lin Fan, which was a bit embarrassing.
"Jia Zhang, you really eat everything, even the cans you picked up. Fortunately, the cans Lin Fan threw away were not bad."
"That's right, the can looked so strange when opened, didn't you suspect it was bad?"
"Yes, it was gray. No wonder Xiaodang thought her grandmother was eating shit."
"That's right, smell this, isn't it weird? I thought it was shit too!"
Everyone was talking a lot, "If you, Jia Zhang, let us embarrass you, we will kill you."
"Get lost, you bunch of bastards. I am Jia Zhang, old, not stupid. Do you really think I will eat shit?"
Jia Zhang was so angry that she was half-dead. Although she was not smart, she wouldn't eat shit, right?
"Yan Jiekuang, my grandma dares to eat shit, would your grandma dare?" Banggeng felt that this was the time to show his grandma's courage.
"My grandma is dead, but even if she were alive, I don't think she would dare to eat shit. Your grandma is amazing!"
Yan Jiekuang admitted that he was no match for his opponent and admitted defeat.
Everyone burst into laughter. This kid is really smart. It can be said that he made a great fool of himself.
"Fuck your grandma's legs, what the hell are you talking about?"
Jia Zhang was laughed at by everyone and could only curse her stupid grandson.
"Aren't you my grandma? Grandma, you are so stupid!" Banggeng made a face and ran away.
"I don't have anything to do with you now. You are talking nonsense without knowing the truth. Yi Zhonghai, you are such an old fool!"
After scolding Yi Zhonghai, Lin Fan turned around and walked away.
Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he was half dead. He just wanted to take the opportunity to make trouble.
As a result, the attack failed, and instead he was ridiculed and slapped in the face by Lin Fan.
"Humph, you prodigal son, you throw away all the good cans. People like you shouldn't even eat three dishes."
Yi Zhonghai could only criticize Lin Fan for his squandering of money, but unfortunately Lin Fan had already gone back, so he could only leave in anger.
When everyone saw that there was no excitement, they could only disperse.
Lin Fan gained a lot again today, receiving 300 points of embarrassment, anger, and hatred from Yi Zhonghai.
Also received 500 points of anger, embarrassment, greed, and covetousness from Jia Zhang.
No, what's with this greed and covetous emotion value?
Lin Fan felt a chill on his back. Wouldn't this Jia Zhang covet his beauty?
In fact, he was overthinking it. Jia Zhang just felt that the canned herrings were delicious and she wanted to eat them again.
"Grandma, what does that can of herring taste like? Does it taste like shit?" Banggeng asked curiously.
"Bullshit, that's fish meat, it just smells bad, it's actually delicious."
"What a pity! I didn't get to eat any of it. Grandma, you were too greedy. You ate the whole can by yourself. There was not even any soup left."
I didn’t get to eat the canned herrings, so I could only imagine what they tasted like.
"Grandma, why don't you go ask Lin Fan for a can of herring for me to eat?"
"How could Lin Fan give it to me? He is a stingy guy. I picked up this can."
Jia Zhang also wanted to eat it, but she knew that Lin Fan would not give it to her.
"Qin Huairu, you're going to learn locksmithing from Lin Fan tonight, right? Remember to bring back a can!"
Qin Huairu was speechless. You, Jia Zhang, are so shameless. You picked up someone else's canned food and ate it, but then you said that person deliberately harmed you.
But after the misunderstanding was cleared up, you still have the nerve to ask for it again. The most important thing is that you don’t ask for it yourself, but ask me to do it instead. I really admire you, you old fool.
Qin Huairu concentrated on cooking and was too lazy to pay attention to her. She did nothing at home every day and didn't even know how to cook a meal. She just knew how to embroider on a shoe sole. You are an idiot.
"Did you hear me, Qin Huairu? I told you to ask Lin Fan for another can of food?"
"I went to ask others to teach me, and they didn't ask me. If I don't give gifts, even if I ask him for something, then who am I?" Qin Huairu said a little helplessly.
"I don't care who you are. Can't you see that my good grandson wants to eat too? If I tell you to, just give it to me!"
Jia Zhang was making a fuss unreasonably, and Bang Geng looked at Qin Huairu eagerly.
"Well, I can only ask. Lin Fan doesn't know if there are any more."
Only then did Jia Zhang nodded in satisfaction, and Bang Geng also jumped up happily.
In the evening, Qin Huairu went to Lin Fan's house again to ask for advice on locksmithing techniques.
Lin Fan was generous and taught her seriously. As for how much she could learn, it was up to her.
After teaching her the technology, Lin Fan started to teach Qin Huairu biology and was very busy.
Two hours later, Qin Huairu finished cleaning up and went home with a can of herring.
Qin Huairu returned home and found that her mother-in-law and Banggeng were both asleep. She calmed down and lay down on the bed to sleep.
Early the next morning, Banggeng woke up and found a can of herrings on the bedside. He was very happy.
Just as he was about to take the can and sneak out to eat it, "Bang Geng, where are you going?"
It turned out that Mrs. Jia Zhang woke up and happened to see Banggan running away with the can, so she quickly stopped him.
"My dear grandson, let's eat together, we can't eat alone!" Mrs. Jia Zhang said in a persuasive way.
"But you didn't give me any to eat yesterday, you ate it all by yourself!" Banggeng was not convinced.
"Yesterday, I thought the can was bad. I didn't want you to get sick, so I ate it myself. How can you be so ungrateful?"
Jia Zhang said this shamelessly and against her will, as if everything was for Bang Geng's own good.
"Okay then, but you can't eat alone from now on."
Banggeng was finally persuaded by Jia Zhang and agreed to share it with his grandmother.
Qin Huairu came over, she was also curious about what the can looked like.
"Qin Huairu, you are still useful. You actually asked for a can of food."
Qin Huairu didn't say anything, canned herring, okay? Your daughter-in-law exchanged it for a big white steamed bun, and even swallowed the milk.
The key point is that Lin Fan refused to admit his promise even after he put on his pants. It was only after I agreed to many unequal treaties that Lin Fan was willing to give it to me.
As soon as the can was opened, Qin Huairu was disgusted by the stench. What the hell was that? Looking at the soup in the can, Qin Huairu felt a little nauseous.
"Eat it quickly, the taste is too strong."
Qin Huairu picked up Huaihua and ran away, and also pulled away Xiaodang who wanted to come over.
"You don't know the value of it. Let us eat the banggeng!" Jia Zhang rolled her eyes and said to the banggeng.
"Yeah, let's eat!" Bang Geng was not afraid of the smell. The two of them took turns to eat a bite and soon finished the can.
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