Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

No one answered Yi Zhonghai, and the scene became a little awkward for a moment.

"Isn't this the spy's godson Yi Zhonghai? How come he was released so soon?" Lin Fan asked playfully.

"Lin Fan, what nonsense are you talking about? The fact that I was released means there is nothing wrong with me and the organization trusts me!" Yi Zhonghai said loudly.

"Oh? It was the deaf old lady who cleared you, right? I didn't expect that she didn't drag you into this. I thought she would let you be buried with her!" Lin Fan said thoughtfully.

"I was just deceived by her. We are just neighbors. How could she drag me into this? Besides, even if she wanted someone to be buried with her, it should be you, right?"

When talking about this matter, Yi Zhonghai's tone was somewhat gloomy.

It was Lin Fan who exposed the deaf old lady. Both he and the deaf old lady knew that the ant nest must have been thrown by Lin Fan. If he hadn't caused trouble, the deaf old lady wouldn't have called the police in a rage, and she wouldn't have been exposed.

This time, the deaf old lady took all the blame on herself and portrayed Yi Zhonghai as an ignorant neighbor, which allowed him to be released.

Of course, the fact is that he really knew nothing about the identity of the deaf old lady.

But even so, Yi Zhonghai still felt that many things had changed.

At least people didn't look at him like that before.

"Okay, hurry up and leave. Don't disturb other people's wedding banquets!" Lin Fan didn't want to argue with him and waved him away.

"No, what do you mean? Aren't all the guests here for the wedding banquet? I am Yi Zhonghai. Even if I am not the eldest uncle in the courtyard, I am still a resident, right? Can't I eat here? I just came out and I am very hungry. And my wife is here too. Why is she not here?"

Yi Zhonghai pretended not to notice the crowd's dislike for him, and instead wanted to sit down and eat together.

"Your wife doesn't want to come out. As for you, I'm afraid that you won't be able to eat if everyone sees you!" Lin Fan said with a smile.

"Who said that? Look how deliciously Jia Zhang is eating!" Yi Zhonghai said, pointing at Jia Zhang.

"Get out! Don't use me as a shield. I don't want to bother with you!" Jia Zhang swallowed the food in her mouth and cursed at Yi Zhonghai.

"Forget it, forget it, Lao Yi, just find a place to eat by yourself!" Yan Bugui didn't want to cause any more trouble and just wanted to complete the wedding banquet smoothly.

"Lin Fan, please give me some face and don't bother with him!" Yan Bugui looked at Lin Fan with pleading eyes.

"Forget it, let's eat!"

Lin Fan found it a bit funny to see Yan Bugui about to collapse, so he gave him some face.

Then everyone continued to eat. Yi Zhonghai wanted to eat, but he forgot that his hands were powerless. Without Auntie, he couldn't eat.

So he could only run back home in shame and call his aunt.

The aunt was a little surprised to see Yi Zhonghai coming back, "Old Yi, are you okay?"

"I'm fine now, why don't you go to the Yan family's wedding banquet?"

"You and Zhuzi have been captured, how can I eat?"

"What's going on? Zhuzi was also arrested?" Yi Zhonghai was shocked. He thought that Sha Zhu was still in the hospital.

"You were arrested. I couldn't help but mention it when I went to bring dinner to Zhuzi, and he ran back angrily, shouting in the yard, trying to find out who killed the deaf old lady. As a result, Liu Haizhong reported that he was in cahoots with the deaf old lady, so he was also arrested!" The aunt explained to Yi Zhonghai.

"It should be fine. I'm fine too. I'll just need to be locked up for a few days at most!"

Yi Zhonghai was comforting the old lady, and at the same time he was comforting himself.

I have finally managed to ease the relationship with Sha Zhu, and Sha Zhu even promised to provide for me in my old age as long as I marry Qin Huairu. How could I let something go wrong at this time?

"What about the deaf old lady? What will happen to her?" the aunt couldn't help but ask.

"She is a spy. We have nothing to do with her. Spies should be shot. She deserves it. You are not allowed to mention her again. Our close relationship with her before aroused suspicion. If you mention her again, how can we live like this?"

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly yelled at Auntie, saying that he didn't even have time to distance himself from the deaf old lady, so why would Auntie still care about her?

"Okay, I was wrong. I'll listen to you and I won't mention her again. Are you hungry? I'll go cook for you!"

The old lady also realized that she was a bit rude and apologized quickly.

"What are you cooking? Come with me to the wedding banquet and mingle with everyone. You can't just hang out alone anymore. It'll arouse suspicion."

The aunt nodded and followed Yi Zhonghai out.

The people who were eating in the front yard looked a little puzzled when they saw Yi Zhonghai coming over with an old lady.

However, they had already agreed to have dinner with Yi Zhonghai, so no one said much and just pretended not to see them.

However, everyone's eyes were still on Yi Zhonghai and the aunt.

When they saw an old lady feeding Yi Zhonghai, they couldn't help laughing.

It's really shameful for a grown man, at such an old age, to still need a woman to feed him.

Yi Zhonghai felt a little upset. He didn't want to do this. He wanted to eat it himself, but both of his arms were broken by Lin Fan, so he was unable to do it.

The Yan family's wedding banquet was finally held without any incident, and everyone went back home after the meal.

"Is Yu Li's breasts big?" Fang Meng suddenly asked.

"I don't even know what you're talking about!" Lin Fan reacted so quickly and immediately acted innocently.

"Still pretending. I saw your hands were all stuck in it. When you heard her begging you, you immediately stepped in to solve the problem. Did you fall for the honey trap? I wonder if hers is bigger than mine?"

Fang Meng put Lin Fan's arm in her arms and said.

"I was passive. How could I know that she would suddenly hug my arms? Please don't wrongly accuse me!"

How could Lin Fan be so stupid as to compare their sizes at this time? Of course, it would be wisest to quickly distance himself from them.

Chapter 183 Two Waves of People

Lin Fan's strong desire to survive saved him. He felt Fang Meng's hand, which was reaching for the soft flesh on his waist, drop down.

"Meng'er, my feelings for you are witnessed by the heavens and the earth, and the sun and the moon..."

"Come on, stop talking nonsense. Isn't it enough that I believe you? I can't bear all those sweet words of yours."

One day before, Fang Meng suddenly had the idea of ​​asking Lin Fan to say something nice to her, but she was bombarded with a bunch of cheesy love words from Lin Fan and was dizzy. As a result, she is now a little scared when she hears Lin Fan say love words.

"Hehe, Meng'er, actually the name of the Jade Girl Heart Sutra I told you before is not correct. Its real name should be the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic. Why don't we continue practicing it?"

"The Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic, the legendary technique that the Yellow Emperor used to ascend to heaven by having sex with 3,000 women? You want to find 3,000 women? Go to hell!"

Fang Meng got furious when she heard that. She said she had never heard of the Jade Girl Heart Sutra and didn't expect it to be the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic.

Who hasn't heard of Huangdi? Everyone knows the names of the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors. There are many legends about him, but the most famous one is that he practiced Huangdi Neijing and had sex with 3,000 women and ascended to heaven.

When Fang Meng thought about Lin Fan looking for three thousand women, she wanted to cut him into pieces.

"Hey, hey, hey, that's not it. It's not that exaggerated. The idea of ​​cultivating immortals and ascending to heaven is all fake. The Yellow Emperor's Canon of Internal Medicine is just a martial arts secret book that can strengthen the body and prolong life. How can I possibly have sex with three thousand women?"

Lin Fan hurried to explain, otherwise what if Fang Meng misunderstood.

Besides, this is not ancient times. Where would there be three thousand women in the harem? If Lin Fan could do it, it would be too "tortured".

"Really?" Fang Meng seemed to believe it but not to believe it.

"Really?" Lin Fan said firmly.

"You didn't lie to me?" Fang Meng still had doubts.

"If I lie to you, I'm just a puppy!" Lin Fan quickly assured.

"Hmph, I don't think you dare. Please don't harm the puppy. Look how cute Roaring Sky Dog is!" Fang Meng said as he picked up Roaring Sky Dog.

"Not all dogs are cute. There is also a kind of dog that hates everything!"

"???"

Fang Meng suddenly began to doubt her life. How could there be such a shameless dog?

"You're not talking about yourself, are you?" Fang Meng asked tentatively.

"You want a beating? You actually said I was that thing. Today I'm going to let you see how powerful my Yellow Emperor's Classic of Internal Medicine is!" Lin Fan grabbed Fang Meng and started to make moves.

"No, it's daytime now, you can't commit adultery in broad daylight!"

Fang Meng struggled hard, but how could the little lamb escape from the clutches of the big bad wolf?

Soon, a blushing and heart-pounding sound was heard in the room.

"Xiao Meng, I'm here to find..."

Lou Xiao'e came to play with Fang Meng again, but just as she reached the door, she heard some noise inside and Fang Meng's moan.

"What are you doing? Doing such a thing in broad daylight is so shameless. Bah, it must be that bad guy Lin Fan who forced Xiao Meng to do this. Xiao Meng is well-educated and would not do such a crazy thing!" Lou Xiao'e cursed in a low voice, then ran away shyly.

"Lou Xiao'e..."

Yu Li and her sister came over. They knew each other at the previous wedding banquet. With Fang Meng as a bond, they could be considered friends. When they saw Lou Xiao'e, they were about to say hello to her.

Unexpectedly, Lou Xiao'e ran away without looking back.

"What's going on? Is a rich girl so rude?" Yu Haitang was a little dissatisfied.

"Forget it, maybe she was in a hurry and didn't hear it. I'm talking to you, just come and look for Fang Meng, why did you call me over?"

Yu Li asked doubtfully while persuading Yu Haitang.

"Oh, you told me not to marry into the Yan family, but you insisted on doing so!"

"Why are you talking about this? This matter has already been settled. Your pursuit is too extraordinary for me. I think there is nothing wrong with ordinary days!"

Yu Li shook her head. Yu Haitang kept shouting slogans of freedom and independence. He was adventurous and liked to pursue excitement and independence, which was completely different from her personality.

For her, a simple and ordinary life is real, and life does not need so many messy things.

"So I can only respect you, but I'm worried about you. However, Fang Meng and Lin Fan also live here, and Lin Fan is not only talented in locksmithing, but also very good at fighting. I brought you to see them in the hope that they can take care of you in this courtyard in the future and don't let you be bullied!"

Yu Haitang looked at Yu Li helplessly. Her elder sister looked weak but very stubborn and she could not change what she had decided.

Then she has to consider her sister's future life. Lin Fan happens to live here, and she asks Lin Fan to take care of her sister. No one in this yard should dare to bully her sister, right?

As for whether Lin Fan would give her this face, it should be possible that he would give it to her, right?

"Haitang, thank you!" Yu Li was also moved after hearing Yu Haitang's explanation.

"Okay, let's go find Lin Fan. Lin Fan is so strong that he will definitely be able to protect you!"

"Wait, Haitang, why do I feel like something is wrong when you mention Lin Fan? Are you secretly in love with him?"

Yu Li grabbed her jumping sister, feeling her excitement, and asked with some suspicion.

"No, how is that possible? Don't accuse me!" Yu Haitang denied it three times in a row.